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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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    Bama Chick

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  • ChiTownDoc
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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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#31152

Chris Farley in drag blackface?  Man, you think you somebody's career and then they uncover this kinda controversial shit.  

#31153
3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

But He WOULD have done all those things if the DEMONCRATS hadn't prayed to their GAY DEMONS to STOP HIM OMG I CANT STOP USING ALL CAPS.


Fucking Bud Light !!!!

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#31156

Barack Obama and Donald Trump inadvertently ended up getting a shave at the same barber shop at the same time. The barbers, wondering if things might get nasty, were nervous.

Trump’s barber was almost done and was getting ready to use an after-shave as a final touch. 
Donald was quick to stop him, saying, “I’ll pass. After-shave have a strong smell. My wife Melanoma will smell it and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.” 

The other barber then said to Barack, “How about you, Mr. Obama, any after-shave?” 
Barack replied, “Sure, why not? 
My  Michelle has no idea what a whorehouse smells like.”

#31157
Trump thanks Nick Adams for teaching young men how to be Alpha Males.

 

#31159
On 5/3/2023 at 6:00 PM, Beau Vine said:
Q: "Your faith is very important to you. You've said that publicly...but what does that mean to the man Donald Trump?"Trump: *word salad*

 

Fucking LOL.  God, Jesus or the holy spirit not mentioned one time in his testament of faith.  but he did go to Sunday school as a kid and went to some rally that one time.  It's really quite stunning that after all this time he has not taken a few hours and memorized a verse or two.  That would go over soooo bigly with the evangelicals, but i guess he knows they will follow him no matter what so why bother.

#31160
On 5/5/2023 at 8:18 PM, Chooky said:

And then ...

Republican Gov. Brian Kemp of Georgia has signed legislation that will create an oversight commission with the power to remove local prosecutors and district attorneys from their jobs. The measure has been heavily criticized by Democrats. https://t.co/4j8Cbbkjdk

Just remove that pesky judicial system. 

The Committee for Public Safety has removed the colored woman from her duties as a district attorney, comrades. We are deeply saddened to report that she was shot while trying to escape our lawful authority. The new district attorney has ruled the shooting was justified. 

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#31162
2 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Fucking LOL.  God, Jesus or the holy spirit not mentioned one time in his testament of faith.  but he did go to Sunday school as a kid and went to some rally that one time.  It's really quite stunning that after all this time he has not taken a few hours and memorized a verse or two.  That would go over soooo bigly with the evangelicals, but i guess he knows they will follow him no matter what so why bother.

Being the Antichrist, wouldn’t his tongue burst into flame or something if he actually quoted scripture?

#31163
17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Trump thanks Nick Adams for teaching young men how to be Alpha Males.

 

wait. the troll account clearly making fun of conservative men? lol, holy shit. I bet that dude is losing his shit right now. when a bet goes wrong indeed.

#31164
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait. the troll account clearly making fun of conservative men? lol, holy shit. I bet that dude is losing his shit right now. when a bet goes wrong indeed.


That is what I thought, too. But Nick Adams is apparently a real person and, judging from this photo,  a real Alpha Male.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)

 



 

#31167
Being the Antichrist, wouldn’t his tongue burst into flame or something if he actually quoted scripture?
He would have to first believe that God or Jesus are not subservient and beneath him. Not happening. He gets better ratings than God and Jesus was loser that died.
#31169
14 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Being the Antichrist, wouldn’t his tongue burst into flame or something if he actually quoted scripture?

He would have to first believe that God or Jesus are not subservient and beneath him. Not happening. He gets better ratings than God and Jesus was loser that died.

He likes messiahs that don't get caught.

#31170
18 hours ago, Born to Run said:
22 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Being the Antichrist, wouldn’t his tongue burst into flame or something if he actually quoted scripture?

He would have to first believe that God or Jesus are not subservient and beneath him. Not happening. He gets better ratings than God and Jesus was loser that died.

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#31172
Trump thought that running for president was going to immunize him from being prosecuted and being held accountable by the courts. The fact that he is running is irrelevant.

 

#31173

Shit, I forgot his civil trial goes to the jury for deliberation today.  Most experts agree a verdict should be reached by end of day Thursday at the latest.  

Which means the jury death threats from MAGA nation should start over the weekend.  But all you have to do is say, "It's a civil settlement, not a criminal conviction.  He's the richest man in the world, he can easily pay.  Harming any of the jurors means you're saying Trump doesn't have enough money.  Now, you don't wanna be that guy, do you?"  

#31174
8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Shit, I forgot his civil trial goes to the jury for deliberation today.  Most experts agree a verdict should be reached by end of day Thursday at the latest.  

Which means the jury death threats from MAGA nation should start over the weekend.  But all you have to do is say, "It's a civil settlement, not a criminal conviction.  He's the richest man in the world, he can easily pay.  Harming any of the jurors means you're saying Trump doesn't have enough money.  Now, you don't wanna be that guy, do you?"  

Took 3 hours. Liable to pay $5 million. That jury said this shit is as open and shut as it gets, and jury had mostly men on it. Hopefully that portends well for when the overwhelming evidence is throw at this cunt in the criminal trials. 

 

9 hours ago, The Dog said:
Trump thought that running for president was going to immunize him from being prosecuted and being held accountable by the courts. The fact that he is running is irrelevant.

 

If only this cunt was silenced. With a machete to the neck

#31176
On 5/6/2023 at 12:39 PM, Gatorubet said:

Ma and Pa Maga…

My brain keeps seeing this photo, but aged 20 years like some kid on a milk carton. 

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Good God man. 

#31178
On 5/7/2023 at 8:04 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Had to google him, known internet troll 😂😂

 

On Twitter, he has described himself as a "wildly successful alpha male", claimed that Donald Trump has "a better backhand than Roger Federer" and said "raise your children to be like Kid Rock and Kyle Rittenhouse, NOT Taylor Swift and Harry Styles!"

Jesus, as if CR BamaGirl wasn't furious enough at MAGAnation.  

And what a great day, another harpoon in the bloated whale carcass that is Dotard.  More coming, you worthless fat micro penis having fuckstain.  

#31180

And, in more related/unrelated news, the judge in the Sidney Powell disbarment case denied the motion for new trial in a pretty cursory order.  It can be interpreted that the judge is a stickler for procedure or has a bias against the Bar/for Powell.  Either way, pretty unimpressed. https://courtsportal.dallascounty.org/DALLASPROD/DocumentViewer/Embedded/TbBEi5aB7CEUogqobji7cJl0mqUqYjyOiTm6iA7ArNP5e9jsQMviD6WfdG2IL6C69__AlaAJ5C4Z8aFcla_8jQ2?p=0

So, on to appeal for SBOT.

#31181
10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Shit, I forgot his civil trial goes to the jury for deliberation today.  Most experts agree a verdict should be reached by end of day Thursday at the latest.  

Which means the jury death threats from MAGA nation should start over the weekend.  But all you have to do is say, "It's a civil settlement, not a criminal conviction.  He's the richest man in the world, he can easily pay.  Harming any of the jurors means you're saying Trump doesn't have enough money.  Now, you don't wanna be that guy, do you?"  

Some Trump Go-Fund Me likely in excess of 5 mil already

#31182
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

And, in more related/unrelated news, the judge in the Sidney Powell disbarment case denied the motion for new trial in a pretty cursory order.  It can be interpreted that the judge is a stickler for procedure or has a bias against the Bar/for Powell.  Either way, pretty unimpressed. https://courtsportal.dallascounty.org/DALLASPROD/DocumentViewer/Embedded/TbBEi5aB7CEUogqobji7cJl0mqUqYjyOiTm6iA7ArNP5e9jsQMviD6WfdG2IL6C69__AlaAJ5C4Z8aFcla_8jQ2?p=0

So, on to appeal for SBOT.

Dammit Twice!
 

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#31183
10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dammit Twice!
 

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Here's the thing that bugs me from a litigation perspective.  Powell filed multiple, repetitive motions for summary judgment, creating a very unclean docket/record.

The Bar kind of got sucked into that, responding and amending responses, and, of course, fucking stuff up in the process.

And, by hook or crook, the judge heard basically all of the motions at once so it was a godawful mess.  And there were some discovery disputes ruled on in the Bar's favor so that the judge should have known that it was Powell making the mess, not the Bar, and she was letting it happen.

And then, at the end, she's all stickling for the rules.  That's some bullshit to me  And, frankly, her order don't make no sense.  I hope the Court of Appeals sorts it out.

#31184
4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And then, at the end, she's all stickling for the rules.  That's some bullshit to me  And, frankly, her order don't make no sense.  

I guess she wants one of them thar fed judgeships from President Sexual Assault in 2025. 

#31186
On 5/7/2023 at 1:34 PM, RDCanecutter said:

A possibly Qtard family member was sitting at a wedding reception recently, drinking Bud Light. Obviously an FBI plant.

I was down in Houston last week for a golf tournament and couldn't believe how seriously people are taking the Bud Light stuff.  Like they're doing research on other brands that Anheiser Busch owns so they won't buy them, too.  Bottles the mind.

#31187

So what are chances CNN does this right tonight and let’s the crowd loose, questions-wise.  I have to believe there were some negotiated ground rules but they are skewering Trump on the shows today.  
 

A slow motion Car wreck will bring in viewers via word of mouth. I hope given that this is a naked ratings grab that they take the time to fuck with Trump while they have the chance. 
 

I would suggest that a news outlet should be fair and unbiased but fuck Donald Trump.  He doesn’t deserve any quarter. 

#31188

"Are you concerned that being a convicted felon will hinder your efforts to win the election? If you do win, are you considering another run at ending democracy in this country? I'll sit down and listen, thanks. Dotard." 

#31189

It’s a R based crowd from my understanding so it’ll be one fawning ? or comment after another from the audience.  Hopefully Kaitlin holds his feet to the fire, I think he walks if it doesn’t go his way. 

#31190
13 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

So what are chances CNN does this right tonight and let’s the crowd loose, questions-wise.  I have to believe there were some negotiated ground rules but they are skewering Trump on the shows today.  
 

A slow motion Car wreck will bring in viewers via word of mouth. I hope given that this is a naked ratings grab that they take the time to fuck with Trump while they have the chance. 
 

I would suggest that a news outlet should be fair and unbiased but fuck Donald Trump.  He doesn’t deserve any quarter. 

It's an audience of Republican and undecided voters. At this point, I don't believe there are any voters that are undecided between Biden and Trump so it's going to be a bunch of knob slobbering from the audience. I would not expect any hard questions.

#31191
20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

To Gator fans that’s Lulu and Junior from back in the day. 

That's actually AFTER my time (I'm old)

#31192

It’s going to be a waste of time. But I’m in a mountain town without a car and already several drinks in at 3pm, so I’m going to watch and get all mad. God dammit. 

#31194

So this is where the running commentary will be for tonight? I don’t have the stamina or heart to watch live. I’ll read this thread tomorrow and then decide if I can handle watching this piece of shit continue to push our country into fascism. 

#31195
5 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I was down in Houston last week for a golf tournament and couldn't believe how seriously people are taking the Bud Light stuff.  Like they're doing research on other brands that Anheiser Busch owns so they won't buy them, too.  Bottles the mind.

Cancel culture is bad. 

#31196
20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So this is where the running commentary will be for tonight? I don’t have the stamina or heart to watch live. I’ll read this thread tomorrow and then decide if I can handle watching this piece of shit continue to push our country into fascism. 

Pretty sure @Biff Tannen is providing alcohol-fueled play-by-play.

#31197
It’s a R based crowd from my understanding so it’ll be one fawning ? or comment after another from the audience.  Hopefully Kaitlin holds his feet to the fire, I think he walks if it doesn’t go his way. 
Mother fucking fuck CNN in the asshole.

This isn't a 60s Era candidate.
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