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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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7 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

There were actually about 500 people on the list.  Colbert and Kimmel were on it, too.   The best part is that Jimmy Fallon apparently wasn’t listed, so now he has to cope with the realization that he’s the only late night host whose jokes are so hacky they don’t even offend Russia.

They also had former Austin D5 City Councilman, Congressman Greg Cesar on the list, so I'm thinking Matt Mackowiak has some influence here.

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46 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

They also had former Austin D5 City Councilman, Congressman Greg Cesar on the list, so I'm thinking Matt Mackowiak has some influence here.

Ashamed that I once considered Matt a friend.

Looks like Jack Smith is looking for any connection between the documents he stole and the countries he  conducted  business with during his time as POTUS:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/22/us/politics/trump-records-foreign-deals.html

Federal prosecutors overseeing the investigation into former President Donald J. Trump’s handling of classified documents have issued a subpoena for information about Mr. Trump’s business dealings in foreign countries since he took office, according to two people familiar with the matter.

It remains unclear precisely what the prosecutors were hoping to find by sending the subpoena to Mr. Trump’s company, the Trump Organization, or when it was issued. But the subpoena suggests that investigators have cast a wider net than previously understood as they scrutinize whether he broke the law in taking sensitive government materials with him upon leaving the White House and then not fully complying with demands for their return.

The subpoena — drafted by the office of the special counsel, Jack Smith — sought details on the Trump Organization’s real estate licensing and development dealings in seven countries: China, France, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates and Oman, according to the people familiar with the matter. The subpoena sought the records for deals reached since 2017, when Mr. Trump was sworn in as president.

The Trump Organization swore off any foreign deals while he was in the White House, and the only such deal Mr. Trump is known to have made since then was with a Saudi-based real estate company to license its name to a housing, hotel and golf complex that will be built in Oman. He struck that deal last fall just before announcing his third presidential campaign

32 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Ashamed that I once considered Matt a friend.

you aren't the only one I've heard that from. 

9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

you aren't the only one I've heard that from. 

Have y’all figured out if he’s paying to fuck this Cleo chick?

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Have y’all figured out if he’s paying to fuck this Cleo chick?

I don’t really care.  Last time I interacted with him in person was actually at Brisket’s house 6 or 7 years ago.  Maybe I bumped into him at a blowu game, but those memories are a little fuzzy.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Oooohhh, that alludes to something.

Apparently, in her original suit, the defamatory statements were made in 2019 during the Trump presidency, which exposes those claims to operation of the Westfall Act.  Then, that suit was amended during the appeal to include statements Trump made in 2022, out of office, that are not subject to the Westfall Act.

So, the current verdict doesn't appear to be subject to some form of reversal due to operation of the Westfall Act.  That's very nice.

But the 2019 claims were on appeal on application of the Westfall Act until just before the trial on the 2022 claims, and were sent back to the trial court.  So that's still pending and what she would apparently add the latest round to.

Otherwise, I was seriously wtf'ing about amending the lawsuit when a judgment has just been entered on a jury verdict.

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17 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

He fucked himself in 2022 by defaming her again, out of office, so the Westfall Act could not apply.

He fistfucked himself again this year by doing it again after the verdict.

So, yeah, he's going goatse.

oh, so you are capable of talking like us. you gotta pretend like you're Joe Bauers and you're having to explain to President Camacho and all his staff how electrolytes are in fact NOT what plants crave

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You laugh but that's Trump's next lawyer. 

"Your honor, wha' happen'd?!?!?" 

22 hours ago, Tigersnake said:

Thanks @TwiceHorn, inmaterubbinghandsinanticipation.gif.

How dare you disrespek Birdman like that! 

 

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 


anyone still supporting this idiot has to be borderline mental and/or brain damaged. I dont give a fuck about your income level 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

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You laugh but that's Trump's next lawyer. 

"Your honor, wha' happen'd?!?!?" 

And he will still get away with everything.

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh shit

 

 

 

That letter sounds like Trump dictated it and asked it to be sent verbatim.

 

 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

That letter sounds like Trump dictated it and asked it to be sent verbatim.

 

 

Yeah, the very stable genius wants to negotiate.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

That letter sounds like Trump dictated it and asked it to be sent verbatim.

 

 

Waaah it's not fair.

So Secil Law's two primary billable drivers are Securities Law & Blockchain?  I guess that's a step up from Construction & Injury Law?  

I mean, is the simulation even trying anymore?  

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah, the very stable genius wants to negotiate.

If he negotiates this like everything else he's done, he'll be behind bars in a week.  He's not negotiating.

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15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh shit

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think that's real.

17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh shit

 

 

I like how Big Brain Law here just put in writing on an official correspondence to the United States Attorney General that the Biden family is being treated fairly. Not unfairly favored, they're being treated fairly.

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32 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 


hes about to get a ton of cat facts 

 
That letter sounds like Trump dictated it and asked it to be sent verbatim.
 
 
He's becoming his parents. Dictating meaningless letters in his fake office for his worthless media site that very few people use or see.
16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

*you're

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17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

oh shit

 

 

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9 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

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CSB: I recently actually had to contact another attorney to let him know that some asshole was signing his name to stupid letters.  They were trying to bully my client so they chose a random attorney's name off the internet and signed the letter as coming from them.  

18 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah, the very stable genius wants to negotiate.

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

*you're

it's ok. his intended audience can't tell the difference, either

1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

CSB: I recently actually had to contact another attorney to let him know that some asshole was signing his name to stupid letters.  They were trying to bully my client so they chose a random attorney's name off the internet and signed the letter as coming from them.  

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Is this by any chance something that can get you arrested?

I feel like all FN is a big game of chicken of who can tell the biggest lie without there being repercussions. I just can't anymore. how are these people in charge (or were)????

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

So old ….

 

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omg, is that real? looks somehow AI-created. yikes

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