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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 

I've said before that I have a Kevin Bacon kind of connection to Kayleigh, and I'm over here laughing my ass off.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Can't say I've ever tried milk-toast, cornbread n milk?  Absolutely. 

Milk-toast pairs nicely with a cup of covefe.

 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 

Mmmm... I love milk

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 


I drink a cold chocolate milk, once or twice a yea

good stuff 

Nothing better than beer on my cornflakes.   mmmmmm

7 hours ago, texasdago said:

Mmmm... I love milk

*milque

I’m picturing him typing MILk TOAST and autocorrect brings up “milquetoast”; and he just swipes past it like ‘well there’s no fucking way that’s a real word.’

This Ron Filipkowski bit is pretty good. Something to keep in mind when he complains about being targeted for being a presidential candidate. Now going on 20 days without an event...
 

 

14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now his former press secretary has been cast aside.  Also, "milktoast":

 

 

 

 

On 5/29/2023 at 8:06 AM, YGIFS said:

I see Trump as more of a Syd Barrett guy.  Complete stream of conscious writing with little regard for grammar on acid.  Maybe he'll die like Syd.

 

On 5/28/2023 at 12:57 PM, tx 3 putt said:

So old ….

 

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Shine On You Crazy Zirconia

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/golf/2023/05/31/donald-trump-turnberry-golf-course-blacklisted-by-open/

 

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Donald Trump will have to sell his Turnberry golf resort before the Scottish course is considered for another Open Championship.

The 45th US president has been lobbying for his Ayrshire venue to be picked again, saying this month that “everybody wants to see the Open Championship here”.

However, insiders close to the R&A, the company which runs golf’s original championship, confirmed he is facing rejection again, with organisers adamant he will not be considered. Trump was told he was unlikely to get an Open after the US Capitol attack in January 2021. One source said the position remained just as robust as it did then due to the perceived security risk from potential protests.

 

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The 151st Open takes place this summer at Royal Liverpool from July 16. But Trump, who is seen as likely to be the Republican nominee for a potential second stint in the White House, has been talking up relations with the R&A in recent months. In an interview with GB News during his last visit to the course on May 3, he said he had “spent a tremendous amount of money” redeveloping the course following advice from former chief executive of The R&A, Peter Dawson.

“It was done with a great architect,” he said. “A great golf architect recommended by Peter Dawson.... I said, give me the best one and Martin Grant Hawtree. He’s a fabulous guy, a fabulous man.... What he does is this type of course, he really did a great job.”

He added: “We’re going to make a couple of little minor adjustments but it’s fantastic. Everybody wants to see the Open Championship here – the players, it’s their favourite course, it’s the number one rated in Europe.”

 

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Trump will host his biggest male tournament in the UK to date in August – the PGA Seniors Championship at his controversial links course near Aberdeen. There are also plans to host a LIV event at Doonbeg in Co Clare, perhaps next year. This year his courses are staging three of the Saudi-funded circuit’s events, including last week in Washington DC.

Trump purchased Turnberry in 2014, five years after it last staged golf’s oldest major. The R&A’s chief executive, Martin Slumbers, first said in Jan 2021 that his organisation “had no plans to stage any of our championships at Turnberry and will not do so in the foreseeable future”.

Three years on, an R&A source told Telegraph Sport “our position remains unchanged”. The source added: “We have no plans to stage any of our championships there in the foreseeable future and will not return until we are convinced that the focus will be on the championship, the players and the course itself,” the insider added. Another insider close to tours added: “The way it looks now, he would have to sell up before anything changes.”

The former US president spent time at  the resort in South Ayrshire three weeks ago. Trump Turnberry staff waved hats which said “Made Turnberry Great Again” as they greeted him.

He is still facing court action in the United States. He has pleaded not guilty to 34 counts of falsifying business records and is also facing a civil trial over an allegation that he raped an advice columnist in the mid-1990s.

 

The English aristocracy has gone WOKE!!

So turnberry golf club has been around since 1902 and that guy can’t help but put his name on it when he bought it, as his mental condition requires.   R&A should definitely make him change the name back as a condition, if they ever think about softening their current stance. 

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This Ron Filipkowski bit is pretty good. Something to keep in mind when he complains about being targeted for being a presidential candidate. Now going on 20 days without an event...
 
 

Well, it has been a successful strategy.
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So turnberry golf club has been around since 1902 and that guy can’t help but put his name on it when he light it, as his mental condition requires.   R&A should definitely make him change the name back as a condition, if they ever think about softening their current stance. 

They should make him rename  the course as "St. Obama Royal Golf Course"

3 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

This Ron Filipkowski bit is pretty good. Something to keep in mind when he complains about being targeted for being a presidential candidate. Now going on 20 days without an event...
 

 

 

1 hour ago, Woland said:


Well, it has been a successful strategy.

This.

He doesn't have to campaign.  He just has to "be Trump," and issue the occasional outrageous/hateful/stochastic terrorist call to arms statement.  That's it.  That's all he has to do, and he WALTZES into the GQP nomination.  There is no party but the party of Trump.

Given his desire to be the biggest and bestest Prez of all time, I really do think he's chasing down Taft at 340lbs.  He's got it in sight now.  One extra KFC bucket a week will put him over the top.  

 

Side note, I imagine he sweats Big Mac sauce.  

6 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Nothing better than beer on my cornflakes.   mmmmmm

Lone Star beer in my cereal is keeping me alive. 

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t think I’ve had or desired a glass of milk in over 20 years. 

Nothing goes better with a toasted PB&J.

^this.  Every few months, I'll lightly toast some bread and use the girls' PB&J and flash freeze some milk for 5 minutes to get it crazy cold.  With some potato chips.  I think it's more of nostalgia but it can really hit the spot.  

It however, my quarterly taste for milk and toast should not be adopted as the communications platform of a major party presidential candidate

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Side note, I imagine he sweats Big Mac sauce.  

TBH, if I could do that I'd never leave home. 

Disappointed Twitter wasn't full of milk &:toast memes/photos.  

This.
He doesn't have to campaign.  He just has to "be Trump," and issue the occasional outrageous/hateful/stochastic terrorist call to arms statement.  That's it.  That's all he has to do, and he WALTZES into the GQP nomination.  There is no party but the party of Trump.

He will have plenty of time to campaign once he’s elected.
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

It however, my quarterly taste for milk and toast should not be adopted as the communications platform of a major party presidential candidate

If "periodic taste quirks" are the basis for a presidential communications platform, I'm holding out for Candidate Easy Cheese on Ritz.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If "periodic taste quirks" are the basis for a presidential communications platform, I'm holding out for Candidate Easy Cheese on Ritz.

MItch would have made a fine President.

Chris Christie is squeezing his corpulent torso through the door of the GOP primary. I don't have the skinny on his platform but I think he's mostly there to fire howitzer shots and hot dogs at Trunq. 

In defense of dotard, milquetoast’s origin is milk toast. The name of 1920’s comic character Caspar Milquetoast is inspired by the American dish milk toast, an extremely simple dish of sliced buttered toast with milk poured over it that is intended for people who are ill.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Disappointed Twitter wasn't full of milk &:toast memes/photos.  

Twitter is controlled by Russian bots and alt-right trolls, now.

21 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I've said before that I have a Kevin Bacon kind of connection to Kayleigh, and I'm over here laughing my ass off.

 

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3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

In defense of dotard, milquetoast’s origin is milk toast. The name of 1920’s comic character Caspar Milquetoast is inspired by the American dish milk toast, an extremely simple dish of sliced buttered toast with milk poured over it that is intended for people who are ill.

That home remedy sounds ridiculous. Everyone knows 7UP is a cure all for sick people.

19 minutes ago, F250 said:

That home remedy sounds ridiculous. Everyone knows 7UP is a cure all for sick people.

…mixed with codeine

53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

…mixed with codeine

I didn't know you were an LSU fan until now.  

2 hours ago, F250 said:

That home remedy sounds ridiculous. Everyone knows 7UP is a cure all for sick people.

Mom?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

…mixed with 'tussin

FIFM

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

…mixed with codeine

 

12 hours ago, NWBuck said:

FIFM

Sizzurp 

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19 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

In defense of dotard, milquetoast’s origin is milk toast. The name of 1920’s comic character Caspar Milquetoast is inspired by the American dish milk toast, an extremely simple dish of sliced buttered toast with milk poured over it that is intended for people who are ill.

Wow, D'nesh D'souza posts here!

19 hours ago, F250 said:

That home remedy sounds ridiculous. Everyone knows 7UP is a cure all for sick people.

7UP with saltine crackers.  It only works when you put them together.

45 minutes ago, Red Five said:

(psssst, Dotard. There's video. We've all seen it. Just a heads up.)

Who you gonna believe, dotard or your lying eyes?  You could show that video to 100,000 magats and 100,000 would say it was a thug shooting a "patriot".  

Cult gonna cult; also see Texas A$m

Yep, ignorance is skin deep, but stupid goes clean to the bone.

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wolverine !

 

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Are they making a sequel to Horns that I was unaware of?

15 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Are they making a sequel to Horns that I was unaware of?

 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Who you gonna believe, dotard or your lying eyes?  You could show that video to 100,000 magats and 100,000 would say it was a thug shooting a "patriot".  

Cult gonna cult; also see Texas A$m

That is exactly what I would like to do. "Ok, so here you see her crawling through broken glass, after having broken into the Capitol, trying to get to the congresspeople and Vice President, who are in hiding down the hall from her and the rest of the mob...."

It's 1984 type stuff. It's showing someone a red card and telling them it's blue, and that they're an asshole for thinking it's red. 

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