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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#31501
58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wolverine !

 

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#31503
3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Donald Trump calls the Capitol Police officer who shot Ashli Babbitt, a thug: "They shot Ashli Babbitt for no reason whatsoever. A thug, It was a thug who shot her."

 

Lol this is what I heard

 

 

#31504

His face on this town hall looks line it’s melting.  Seriously his face and makeup look like it’s rotted and being covered by pancake makeup. 
 

the lies are unbelievable. 

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#31505
Miller: He spent his entire life for decades working on construction sites with blue-collar workers, every day citizens, that is where he feels most comfortable

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#31507
14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Miller: He spent his entire life for decades working on construction sites with blue-collar workers, every day citizens, that is where he feels most comfortable

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So Donald, who is your favorite member of the village people?

"I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Village People, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into naming one performer," Trump said, adding, "The Village People mean a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."

 

#31513

I’m plumb certain that he flushed it.  Which of course means they were immediately reclassified. 

#31514

Many people are saying Mrs. Wong's real ancient Chinese secret is Joe Biden keeps his boxes hidden in the back of her laundromat next to the Calgon.

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Trump: He had seven or eight boxes in Chinatown in Washington, DC where nobody even speaks English in Chinatown. Chinatown is very -- it's in favor of China

 

#31515

So the new deflection from selling classified intel on Iran is Biden is storing bulk amounts of top secret files in a three block area of DC where nobody can read them?  This is what we’re going with?  But we’re totally not living in a simulation?  Okay.  

#31516

Maybe it's happening all over  the Western World, but I can't imagine a national figure spewing obvious lies and distortions remaining viable as Trump does. I wonder what year in our history we turned some kind of a horrible corner where this guy isn't a character on a sitcom.

Atlantic published a nice piece about us living in the meta-verse. It was nice for me because it's clear that many of you have a feel for this and a language to describe it. The comments about this being a simulation carry more acidic truth than I realized. 

The games, the "reality" shows, the news, fictional and non-fictional characters all wash together and cross over boundaries. Now this fucking guy can use every breath to lie or defame, and it gets good enough ratings to stay on the air.

I must step back from time to time and look back down the path. Cue David Byrne and those Talking Heads.

You may ask yourself, how did I get here?

Letting the days go by...Letting the days go by.

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Chinatown is very -- it's in favor of China

For as long as this shitstain has been on our political landscape, you would think I could no longer be surprised at how much of a moron he is. But his dumbassery still makes me laugh probably once a week. He's the GOAT of stupid fucksticks.  

#31518

I know he was itching for a way to tie Biden and the documents found at his residence after being VP and Communist China.  But he could have just as easily said something vague in a question format like, "We don't know who Biden showed those documents to, possibly our enemies, maybe China?"  And that has the exact desired effect on his base and doesn't commit him to one position or another.  Instead, he chooses to delve into absurdism and claim Biden has been hiding boxes in Chinatown in D.C. (which hasn't really been a thing for many years save for that one photo op gateway deal), and that we should be disturbed by this because everybody there, despite being American citizens, cannot read English and is sympathetic to China?  

If this is what he's rolling with now, you know his own document defense is gonna be fucking epic.  

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#31519
10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

For as long as this shitstain has been on our political landscape, you would think I could no longer be surprised at how much of a moron he is. But his dumbassery still makes me laugh probably once a week. He's the GOAT of stupid fucksticks.  

Yeah, but, the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda ...

#31520
4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I know he was itching for a way to tie Biden and the documents found at his residence after being VP and Communist China.  But he could have just as easily said something vague in a question format like, "We don't know who Biden showed those documents to, possibly our enemies, maybe China?"  And that has the exact desired effect on his base and doesn't commit him to one position or another.  Instead, he chooses to delve into absurdism and claim Biden has been hiding boxes in Chinatown in D.C. (which hasn't really been a thing for many years save for that one photo op gateway deal), and that we should be disturbed by this because everybody there, despite being American citizens, cannot read English and is sympathetic to China?  

If this is what he's rolling with now, you know his own document defense is gonna be fucking epic.  

Well, the true fact is that some presidential or governmental records (unclear if any were classified) were found at the Penn Biden Center, which happens to be near/in DC Chinatown (another time I had assumed Philly, but it's DC).  And, as with all of those associated with Biden, voluntarily turned over to NARA shortly after their discovery.

#31521

The Penn Biden Center is right next to the Capitol, where all kinds of archives are stored.  Again, if any of them were wrongly removed that were classified, throw the book at Joe.  And yeah, it's a walkable hike to Chinatown, but 101 Constitution Avenue is not considered by anybody to be 'Chinatown', which again even the people in Chinatown agree, isn't really a thing anymore in D.C.  He just wanted to connect Biden and China and make it sound like Joe was hiding shit behind some cats and chicken cages in a kitchen being run by illegal immigrants.  

My favorite restaurant in D.C. is in Chinatown, by Jose Andres and Iberian-themed.  So yeah, not really that kinda Chinatown.  

Anyway, why do we even bother figuring out what Commander Dipshit means anymore?  He doesn't even fucking know.  

#31522

MEGALADONIANS OR SOMETHING LOUD NOISES

Getting real close to the QAnon pledge here.

 

#31525
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

and claim Biden has been hiding boxes in Chinatown in D.C. (which hasn't really been a thing for many years save for that one photo op gateway deal)

Man....that reminds me.....there used to be an amazing Chinese restaurant right by Dupont Circle.  My parents loved it when they lived there in the late 60s (my mom was pregnant with me there, and Richard Nixon's motorcade once tried to kill us both -- she had to dive back to the sidwalk to keep from being hit -- but I digress).  Dammit, I can't remember the name.  We used to eat there every time we got to DC.  It was there into the late 80s-early 90s, but then a buddy of mine who was attending Georgetown informed me it abruptly closed down.  Dammit, what was that place?

To make this topical, I doubt that they trafficked in stolen documents, and they would have hated Trump.

#31526

If there are Magadonians, then there must be a Magadon.  We should deport every one of those fuckers there.  Oh, wait, it doesn't exist, and deporting them would simply cause them to blink out of existence?  Yeah, I'm even better with this plan than I was before.

#31527

There's gotta be a Magadonian/Magadamian gender pronoun thing in here somewhere?  Just to piss off his base.

Magadone, Magadem, Magdalene, Man't gonna work here anymore anyways..../Bob

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#31529
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Alexander the great was Magadonian I believe. And he conquered much of the world!

And when Alexander saw the expanse of his Magdalonia wept for there were no more stupids to conquer.  

 

In other news, Disney+ as a pushback to DeSantis, has greenlit a new spinoff "The Magadonian" starring Pedro Pascal and Baby Choda  

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#31530

Agent (visibly shaken):  What in God’s name to you call this act?

The Magadonians!

#31531
15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And when Alexander saw the expanse of his Magdalonia wept for there were no more stupids to conquer.  

 

In other news, Disney+ as a pushback to DeSantis, has greenlit a new spinoff "The Magadonian" starring Pedro Pascal and Baby Choda  

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#31532

^ Seen here trying to use the Force to get Eric Trump to stop calling classified documents, "Dark Mints"  

#31534
1 hour ago, The Dog said:

MEGALADONIANS OR SOMETHING LOUD NOISES

Getting real close to the QAnon pledge here.

 

help meeeeee!!!!!

it still bewilders me that man was our prez. just amazing.

#31535
49 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Agent (visibly shaken):  What in God’s name to you call this act?

The Magadonians!

Or SNL can do a skit like "The Californians" but instead it's the flat-billed Magadonians.

#31539
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We are Magadonians? Shouldn't the former President of the United States be saying things like "we are Americans?"

That wasn't a President. That was a marionette whose strings are thankfully finally being cut. Whether it happens fast enough remains to be seen. 

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#31540
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We are Magadonians?

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#31541
3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Governor Kemp gives zero fucks:

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It does, however, start with an executive order overturning Alabama’s “win” in the 2017 national championship game over Georgia

 

#31542
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We are Magadonians? Shouldn't the former President of the United States be saying things like "we are Americans?"


magadonians first, Americans second or maybe third for some 

#31543
26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

magadonians first, Americans second or maybe third for some 

Ted I can help. I'm Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ CHT Dept of Culturology & Habitty Things. The peoples of Magadonia are descendants of Slovenia, Macedonia & Moronia & called the Melonia. Their annual harvest of destruction is 'Rose Gardening'. They dress trees in satanic red https://t.co/BuXqGxPRAi

They are religious folks

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with a little bit of idolatry

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#31544

Putin’s puppet ….

WOAH.Trump suggests he thinks NATO should “break up”, adding “Let’s not talk about it”He seems to confirm what John Bolton previously said that Putin was waiting for Trump to withdraw the US from NATO if he had won a second term.TRAITOR!

 

#31546
Putin’s puppet ….
 

And never ever ever forget: the MAGAts agree with him. They are more loyal to Russia (and more particularly, the “ideals” that Putin waves around) then they are to the actual United States, its Constitution, or the Rule of Law. MAGATs are fifth columnists.
We should draw them out, help Trump encourage them to violently attack the government again, and slaughter them by the truckload when they do so.
#31549
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


And never ever ever forget: the MAGAts agree with him. They are more loyal to Russia (and more particularly, the “ideals” that Putin waves around) then they are to the actual United States, its Constitution, or the Rule of Law. MAGATs are fifth columnists.
We should draw them out, help Trump encourage them to violently attack the government again, and slaughter them by the truckload when they do so.


maga stands proudly with Putin 

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