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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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Maradona. Where your Trump dollars go twice as far! Buy a thousand Trump dollars now and he'll throw in an NFT and a scratch 'n sniff of Melania's J6 worn panties for free!

I wonder if Obama drives his cart onto the green ?

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I wonder if Obama drives his cart onto the green ?

 

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Just asking to get his brisket sliced with the grain

Hey MAGA mouth breathers! You bored with being MAGA, megaMAGA and ultraMAGA? Welp “Magadonian” is an all new way to mindlessly be even more MAGA! 
 

Fucking morons 

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1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

 

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12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And never ever ever forget: the MAGAts agree with him. They are more loyal to Russia (and more particularly, the “ideals” that Putin waves around) then they are to the actual United States, its Constitution, or the Rule of Law. MAGATs are fifth columnists.
We should draw them out, help Trump encourage them to violently attack the government again, and slaughter them by the truckload when they do so.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

maga stands proudly with Putin 

The Qanon nut in our family has tried to claim that Putin is the only world leader willing to uphold Christian ideals, and she doesn't come up with these deep thoughts on her own - somebody is feeding her, so I have a feeling the Putin worship is a part of the Christian Nationalist bullshit.

12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


And never ever ever forget: the MAGAts agree with him. They are more loyal to Russia (and more particularly, the “ideals” that Putin waves around) then they are to the actual United States, its Constitution, or the Rule of Law. MAGATs are fifth columnists.
We should draw them out, help Trump encourage them to violently attack the government again, and slaughter them by the truckload when they do so.

can we just skip straight to the slaughtering part? 

40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

so I have a feeling the Putin worship is a part of the Christian Nationalist bullshit.

Which is just part and parcel of the self-sabotaging, resource-choking, other-scapegoating of white patriarchy. 

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I thought the magadonians died off after the Chicxulub impact?

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

was trump giving him praise for hitting 300 bills ?

8 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

 

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The woman’s reaction in that cracks me up, like she’s saying “what is this shit!” 

On 6/2/2023 at 11:10 PM, F250 said:

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The Master(batory) Race

I've been fearing this for a while, don't celebrate Kemp in any way shape or form.  He's evil, and a full blown right wing wackaloon; but he's got some political savy and can read which way the wind is blowing.  After this week once Trump is indicted for espionage and more, he's going to throw his hat in the ring as a popular right wing governor in a purple state.   DeSantis is a clown and dead on arrival, but Kemp has a chance, which is dangerous, because he's a fundamentalist lunatic.  

On 6/3/2023 at 11:52 AM, Eskimohorn said:

Nazi Cobie Smulders looks fun

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Seriously guys that’s just young Gina Carano. 

“We are very smart” is certainly something that smart people say. Isn’t it Einstein’s most famous quote?

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On 6/3/2023 at 1:42 AM, atomheartbevo said:

with a little bit of idolatry

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Nazis suck and Trump sucks and the threat is real. But FTR that’s a doctored photo from a Nazi event in 2010 that didn’t have anything to do with Trump.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swastika-nazi-salute/

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Originally I was just planning to go along with posting Nazi chicks before I stumbled across that Snopes article. No sense in that effort going to waste.

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Well, regardless if it's real or fake, I bet that Nazi bitch is something to deal with in the sack.

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nazis suck and Trump sucks and the threat is real. But FTR that’s a doctored photo from a Nazi event in 2010 that didn’t have anything to do with Trump.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swastika-nazi-salute/

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Originally I was just planning to go along with posting Nazi chicks before I stumbled across that Snopes article. No sense in that effort going to waste.

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I’d bet $1000 that everyone in that photo has a maga hat and votes trump.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I’d bet $1000 that everyone in that photo has a maga hat and votes trump.

I’d bet Covid got some of them because they thought it was a hoax and refused to get vaccinated.

But yeah, like I said, Nazis and Trump both suck. Nazis love Trump because Trump is a Nazi. I wasn’t trying to suggest otherwise. It’s just that there’s enough real, hard evidence out there that we don’t have to Jussie Smollett ourselves. 

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’d bet Covid got some of them because they thought it was a hoax and refused to get vaccinated.

But yeah, like I said, Nazis and Trump both suck. Nazis love Trump because Trump is a Nazi. I wasn’t trying to suggest otherwise. It’s just that there’s enough real, hard evidence out there that we don’t have to Jussie Smollett ourselves. 

I guess I saw it originally as fake (the trump picture that is), but I keep forgetting that we are living The Onion, so it's not that easy to tell anymore.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I guess I saw it originally as fake (the trump picture that is), but I keep forgetting that we are living The Onion, so it's not that easy to tell anymore.

I found a lot of people sharing it on Twitter with no one seeming to be aware that it was photoshopped. I think even if you assume the awful Trump-Christ image is fake, the tendency is probably to assume the photo is of a current event and not one from over a decade ago. I don’t know what the source of that pic is but when I see someone tweet it along with other images it makes me question the authenticity of all of them.

But yeah, it’s tough to be sure these days, especially when something like this is real:

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On 6/3/2023 at 2:25 PM, tx 3 putt said:


maga stands proudly with Putin 

Putin is the Emperor to Trump's Vader

Putin is the Emperor to Trump's Vader

Putin is the Barzini to Trump’s Tataglia

Or, Putin is the Hyman Roth to Trump’s Fredo
4 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Putin is the Barzini to Trump’s Tataglia

Or, Putin is the Hyman Roth to Trump’s Fredo

After this Ukraine debacle, I think they're both Fredo.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Nice move with the "Jack Smith's wife and family hate Trump."

Smith is going to go scorched earth on his ass.  Not that he wasn't already.

 

Do any Trump lovers wanna chime in how fucking awkward it is when Trump brings up people's wives and children during these rants as a wink-wink, "be a damn shame if something bad happened to them"???????        I mean you are tough alpha males, so you should be against grown men in positions of power even slightly mentioning other men's wives and kids.  I don't get the silence.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Do any Trump lovers wanna chime in how fucking awkward it is when Trump brings up people's wives and children during these rants as a wink-wink, "be a damn shame if something bad happened to them"???????        I mean you are tough alpha males, so you should be against grown men in positions of power even slightly mentioning other men's wives and kids.  I don't get the silence.  

Well they don’t come into the cloak room so….

Probably a warm feeling when a former president reminds you of your family.  Very subtle.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

25 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

Yep. Trump is scared.  Doesn't mean things will happen quickly, but still means he's scared.

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

"Jack Smith hates Trump. He thinks Trump only pawn in game of life. No Trump not pawn in game of life. Trump is Trump in game of golf. So many hole in one."

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

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6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Senile fuck said that Jack Smith is interfering with the 2020 election.

He scared. 

2020, 2024.  Whatever it takes.

Since he’s accusing Biden, now I’m a going to assume he sold documents to China 

 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Since he’s accusing Biden, now I’m a going to assume he sold documents to China 

 

And Iran...  And North Korea...

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

And Iran...  And North Korea...

Iran? You mean Saudi Arabia. Trump would never do anything to threaten the lucrative patronage of MBS.

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I'd ask how she can say all that with a straight face but with all that work I think that's the only way her face can be now. God these people are a beating.

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