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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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If you put it on the fries, you’ll move to Cincinnati and put it on spaghetti.
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I’ll put chili wherever the fuck I want to.
Wherever. The fuck. I want to.
I’m sure we won’t have to have this little chat again.
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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’ll put chili wherever the fuck I want to.
Wherever. The fuck. I want to.
I’m sure we won’t have to have this little chat again.

Your fingers are typing, but all I see in my head is you wearing a Cincinnati Bearcat football jersey, swilling Faygo Orange between bites of Cincinnati Chili while you explain to some drunk brunette Juggalo chick that ICP is better than Willie. 

Then I cry. 

 

 

 

Why is this still a thread?  Shouldn't the 45 indicted thread take over?

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why is this still a thread?  Shouldn't the 45 indicted thread take over?

There are many reasons to point and laugh at Trump and revel in his misery. Indictments are only one of them.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why is this still a thread?  Shouldn't the 45 indicted thread take over?

Because this is the fries thread... That's what I learnt. 

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On 6/12/2023 at 11:43 PM, Your Mom said:

Chili is a dish. Using it as a condiment is for filthy savages.  

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad. Frito Pie is kind of a thing in Texas, man. Ignoring chili cheese fries, ignoring chili dogs. Fucking Frito Pie, man. 

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This is a bad take, and you should feel bad. Frito Pie is kind of a thing in Texas, man. Ignoring chili cheese fries, ignoring chili dogs. Fucking Frito Pie, man. 

I fucking love frito pie. It’s my second favorite of all the pies.
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25 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I fucking love frito pie. It’s my second favorite of all the pies.

 

 

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9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Your fingers are typing, but all I see in my head is you wearing a Cincinnati Bearcat football jersey, swilling Faygo Orange between bites of Cincinnati Chili while you explain to some drunk brunette Juggalo chick that ICP is better than Willie. 

Then I cry. 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


I fucking love frito pie. It’s my second favorite of all the pies.

Chili cream pie being #1?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Putin talking points ….

 

Uh, Russia fired dozens of missiles at Kiev like a few hours ago.  But ok.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Uh, Russia fired dozens of missiles at Kiev like a few hours ago.  But ok.

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And how would dotard end the war in 24 hours? By siding with Putin and telling Zelensky that if Ukraine doesn't roll over he's deploying the US military to join Russia's side.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Putin talking points ….

 

I recommend he go stand on a street corner in Bakhmut and try to make it happen.  

Seriously going to throw the biggest party when this son of a bitch takes a dirt nap.

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I recommend he go stand on a street corner in Bakhmut and try to make it happen.  

Seriously going to throw the biggest party when this son of a bitch takes a dirt nap.


thanks for invite !

12 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And how would dotard end the war in 24 hours? By siding with Putin and telling Zelensky that if Ukraine doesn't roll over he's deploying the US military to join Russia's side.


letting Putin jack off on his face 

On 6/12/2023 at 6:35 AM, Chooky said:

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

At first glance I thought you said Botox Chardonnay which would be fitting.  And my new band name.  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Putin talking points ….

 

There’s a jump cut at 12 seconds. Pretty sure there’s another at 19 seconds.  
 

are these ever live and then edited, or just released videos?  
 

his head position is so similar that it might be cleaning up ums or pauses, and not patching together multiple tries. 

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18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s a jump cut at 12 seconds. Pretty sure there’s another at 19 seconds.  
 

are these ever live and then edited, or just released videos?  
 

his head position is so similar that it might be cleaning up ums or pauses, and not patching together multiple tries. 

One of my favorite things about this moron is his continued insistence to simply "wing" all of his speeches, not use scripts or teleprompters.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"My people"

EABOD and DIAF.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Blacks really, really, really for Trump got to use the servants’ entrance tho….

I think at this point, a huge portion of his supporters just have to admit to "Battered Woman's Syndrome."  At best.  He's clearly stated on multiple occasions that he doesn't like you, he doesn't care about you, and robs you fucking blind for his legal and election battles that all end up in his pocket to pay for loans you don't think exist.  And you fucking gargle his balls at every possible turn because, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WE'RE ALONE.  HE LOVES ME!"  

I didn't really used to see it.  My father was kind of a dick to my mother.  No physical violence but verbally angry and stepped out on her a few times.  And she eventually stood up for herself and told him to fuck off and then the stress of it all and a drawn-out divorce, she ends up getting breast cancer a few years later.  She literally opened up a restaurant a year later with resilience and spine.  But those few years made me realize two things:  You either stand up for yourself and get bold.  Or you spend the rest of your life taking shit from somebody who swears tomorrow is gonna be better.  And I got older, maybe not wiser.  And I realized there are some people who are trapped in a cycle of abuse and cannot escape because their survival instinct kicks in.  And then Donald Trump came along.  And I realized there are some people who just like the abuse.  

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And I realized there are some people who just like the abuse.

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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38 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Blacks really, really, really for Trump got to use the servants’ entrance tho….

Whites against Trump:  Uh... its 2023, shouldn't we be referring to any US citizen of African heritage as African Americans?

Blacks against Trump fist bumping whites against trump:  That's my n*****.

Blacks for Trump:  Fuck that.  We're the African Americans, those blacks against Trump are n*****s.

Whites for Trump:  Goddamn it!  I'd get cancelled for calling a n***** a n*****, but a n***** calling a n***** a n***** is just fine!!  Furthermore, white's can't be n*****s, even if they're goddamned liberal communists.  Only n*****s can be n*****s!  What the hell is this country coming to?!

Black's against Trump:  What the fuck did you just say?  Oh, hell nah, stay right here, Ima get my gat.

Whites against Trump to Whites for Trump:  You people are so repugnant.

Black's for Trump to White's against Trump:  What do you mean, "You People?!"

White's for Trump to Black's for Trump:  Ewe people!  They mean Ewe People.  Furries!  They are all goddamn furries.  Not n*****s, furries.  They want to teach your unborn children to fuck goats.

Goats:

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32 minutes ago, Goredho said:

 

Whites against Trump:  Uh... its 2023, shouldn't we be referring to any US citizen of African heritage as African Americans?

Blacks against Trump fist bumping whites against trump:  That's my n*****.

Blacks for Trump:  Fuck that.  We're the African Americans, those blacks against Trump are n*****s.

Whites for Trump:  Goddamn it!  I'd get cancelled for calling a n***** a n*****, but a n***** calling a n***** a n***** is just fine!!  Furthermore, white's can't be n*****s, even if they're goddamned liberal communists.  Only n*****s can be n*****s!  What the hell is this country coming to?!

Black's against Trump:  What the fuck did you just say?  Oh, hell nah, stay right here, Ima get my gat.

Whites against Trump to Whites for Trump:  You people are so repugnant.

Black's for Trump to White's against Trump:  What do you mean, "You People?!"

White's for Trump to Black's for Trump:  Ewe people!  They mean Ewe People.  Furries!  They are all goddamn furries.  Not n*****s, furries.  They want to teach your unborn children to fuck goats.

Goats:

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Mushrooms finally kicked in I see 

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

 

Whites against Trump:  Uh... its 2023, shouldn't we be referring to any US citizen of African heritage as African Americans?

Blacks against Trump fist bumping whites against trump:  That's my n*****.

Blacks for Trump:  Fuck that.  We're the African Americans, those blacks against Trump are n*****s.

Whites for Trump:  Goddamn it!  I'd get cancelled for calling a n***** a n*****, but a n***** calling a n***** a n***** is just fine!!  Furthermore, white's can't be n*****s, even if they're goddamned liberal communists.  Only n*****s can be n*****s!  What the hell is this country coming to?!

Black's against Trump:  What the fuck did you just say?  Oh, hell nah, stay right here, Ima get my gat.

Whites against Trump to Whites for Trump:  You people are so repugnant.

Black's for Trump to White's against Trump:  What do you mean, "You People?!"

White's for Trump to Black's for Trump:  Ewe people!  They mean Ewe People.  Furries!  They are all goddamn furries.  Not n*****s, furries.  They want to teach your unborn children to fuck goats.

Goats:

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"How did a YGifs post get through the Ignore filter?"

Blacks for Trump, aka “Michael the Black Man”, is a nutcase with a history of violence. Way overdue to be banned from contact with Trump. But, FoxNews recently ran an article on him, which is likely the reason for him getting banned now.

At first glance I thought you said Botox Chardonnay which would be fitting.  And my new band name.  
You'll be a big hit in the Lakeway area.
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On 6/12/2023 at 11:43 PM, Your Mom said:

Chili is a dish. Using it as a condiment is for filthy savages.  

U r dumbass

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3 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Mushrooms finally kicked in I see 

Experimenting with macro dosing 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

U r dumbass

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That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

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1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

You say that like it’s a bad thing 

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

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Experimenting with macro dosing 
Go hero dose, it's worth it, at some points. Report back.

Turns out all the generic "your mom sucks..." jokes were valid.

10 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

Again,ur dumbass.  Just stahp already.

On 6/14/2023 at 10:45 PM, scottsins said:


Link to the actual clip? Your synopsis doesn’t make sense to me so I’d like to hear the full explanation of this theory.

My point was that donald JAIL trump is basically using the same defense Agnew did to avoid prosecution.  The misspelling was no doubt on a comment added to the report and not on the actual report where Agnew's name appeared.  Here is the link on the story. 

 

11 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

I think it looks OK

11 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

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He wants "his people" to act towards him like NKs do to KJU.. there you have it from his own mouth

God-Emperor has a nice ring to it. Or just go with Pharoah.

Prick.

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