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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Why are we even talking about DeSantis though?  He's down like 30 points.  It's going to be dotard in a landslide for the nomination.  It's not close.

And Trump will obliterate them in a debate because he doesnt actually debate and gives no fucks. He’s a 12-year old. DeSantis, meanwhile, is a pretend human.
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So you're saying Pence won't be POTUS?

Pence is known for being “funny” behind the scenes. His presentation to the rest of us is apparently a remarkable transformation. I’ve heard it mentioned quite a few times

Didn't he have a radio talk show? That's hard to imagine.

"I would like to thank you........... for listening.......... to my program. It is........... a great honor."

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Didn't he have a radio talk show? That's hard to imagine.

"I would like to thank you........... for listening.......... to my program. It is........... a great honor."

The couple of clips I heard of his old show reminded me the ironic deadpan delivery of Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon when they'd do that NPR radio bit on SNL.  But it was hilarious.  Pence's sounded the same, in terms of cadence and delivery, and of course there was absolutely nothing funny about it. I mean, I literally expected him to make the joke, "Well, I guess that would make you an Edie Gourmet!" and then blow a horn.  But it was even sadder than that.  

10 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

“Ada Hutchinson. I call him Ada, not Asa, because of certain reasons.”

Every single one of these is insanely ridiculous.

 

32 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The couple of clips I heard of his old show reminded me the ironic deadpan delivery of Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon when they'd do that NPR radio bit on SNL.  But it was hilarious.  Pence's sounded the same, in terms of cadence and delivery, and of course there was absolutely nothing funny about it. I mean, I literally expected him to make the joke, "Well, I guess that would make you an Edie Gourmet!" and then blow a horn.  But it was even sadder than that.  

He's like the old fart who they tried to replace Robin with in PRIVATE PARTS. I expect the words "I did summer stock" to come out of Pence's mouth any time he opens it.

4 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Was just laughing at the suggestion that the young right wingers are going to suddenly "get" it and not be the horrible humans their parents are. Our only hope is that they're outnumbered by their more compassionate peers.

10 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Pretty similar story with my folks, aside from the FJB thing. They also claim that they are done with dotard and will sit out the election. I doubt that's how it plays out even though they can't even tell me a single GQP agenda item they want to achieve in Congress or God forbid the WH. It'll be about defeating the Dems and their socialism. Fuck do they piss me off. 

Just keep sending them clips of Republicans wanting to end/reduce Social Security, Medicare, etc.

They may still vote Republican, but at least rub their noses in what they are voting for.

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

IDK, he looks pretty fucking funny here. 

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Rainbow Going GIF by Kochstrasse™

I forget how much he looks like Cheri Oteri doing 'Spartan Spirit' on that tarmac.  

7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The couple of clips I heard of his old show reminded me the ironic deadpan delivery of Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon when they'd do that NPR radio bit on SNL.  But it was hilarious.  Pence's sounded the same, in terms of cadence and delivery, and of course there was absolutely nothing funny about it. I mean, I literally expected him to make the joke, "Well, I guess that would make you an Edie Gourmet!" and then blow a horn.  But it was even sadder than that.  

Funny, because Pence also loves him some Schweddy balls ...

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The best/luckiest golfers in the world have what, maybe 3-4 in a lifetime?  So yeah, his 7 checks out.  Winter Rules. 

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

The best/luckiest golfers in the world have what, maybe 3-4 in a lifetime?  So yeah, his 7 checks out.  Winter Rules. 

Not to mention all the club championships he's won at his clubs. Sure, Jan.

Really wish he would have found time to play a round with his boyfriend over in Pyongyang.

I’m sure many people would have said it was the most impressive display of athletic prowess ever witnessed on the links, perhaps even in the history of sports. It would have been an 18-18 draw of course, because neither of them would have the balls (or common courtesy for the rest of us) to go to sudden death.

51 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The best/luckiest golfers in the world have what, maybe 3-4 in a lifetime?  So yeah, his 7 checks out.  Winter Rules. 

Some people play A LOT of golf. Some of them have like 20 aces.  Maybe only a few of them during a tour event. 
 

to wit:

https://collegeofgolf.keiseruniversity.edu/golfers-holes-one-infographic/
 

in the comments, regular people are self reporting their numbers. 
 

fyi another link I checked said the longest known ace was 517 yards up in Denver.   Let’s assume that’s a condor. 

My dad has 3 and his buddy has 8. Neither was ever better than a 10 handicap. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dear Leader …..

 

TBH as much as he plays he might have that on dumb luck alone.

On 6/21/2023 at 7:36 PM, SydneyCarton said:

That’s why he’s more dangerous. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dear Leader …..

 

I like how he says, seven, legitimately. The question wasn't how many of his children he fathered.

 

 

That would be 3. Maybe Tiffany as well.

 

But definitely not Barron.

 

I'm no golfer, what exactly is an illegitimate hole-in-one then?  Besides Melania's mouth?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

fyi another link I checked said the longest known ace was 517 yards up in Denver.   Let’s assume that’s a condor. 

That's Happy Gilmore

On 6/21/2023 at 6:13 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I'm saying that dotard has a better chance to lose than DeSantis, so we are better off having him as the nominee.

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We need him pissed off and still needing to grift, with his only solution being the independent MAGA Party. He won’t care if he destroys Republicans chances in the ballot box, and he won’t even care if he can’t run in every state.  He wants to see himself in the news all the time so he can blabber his grievances and accuse people of victimizing him, but more importantly, he wants to make more money off the rubes. There is a steady flow of money into his veins from idiots who want to see him run.  If he doesn’t get the nomination, he’s not going to let that money flow stop. He will run third-party 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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We need him pissed off and still needing to grift, with his only solution being the independent MAGA Party. He won’t care if he destroys Republicans chances in the ballot box, and he won’t even care if he can’t run in every state.  He wants to see himself in the news all the time so he can blabber his grievances and accuse people of victimizing him, but more importantly, he wants to make more money off the rubes. There is a steady flow of money into his veins from idiots who want to see him run.  If he doesn’t get the nomination, he’s not going to let that money flow stop. He will run third-party 

I would also be ok with this

14 hours ago, Lurch said:

Pence is known for being “funny” behind the scenes. His presentation to the rest of us is apparently a remarkable transformation. I’ve heard it mentioned quite a few times

No way. Republicans aren’t funny. And Pence is a moron to boot. 

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dear Leader …..

 

"People say oh wow, I legitimately had 7."

One of the moron's most closely held beliefs is that claiming someone told him something that comports with whatever he's bullshitting about is the absolute best way to convince people it's not bullshit. 

8 aces is clearly the path for a DeSantis primary victory. Donny showed his hand too early. 

On 6/22/2023 at 8:22 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

IDK, he looks pretty fucking funny here. 

Mike Pence Running GIF by GIPHY News

This guy really thinks people believe he is straight 

This guy really thinks people believe he is straight 

Does getting pegged by a woman make you gay? It’s a difficult question.
On 6/21/2023 at 11:19 PM, Foggy Notion said:

“Ada Hutchinson. I call him Ada, not Asa, because of certain reasons.”

His monolog reminds me of the part of "Detachable Penis" by King Missile where the singer is trying to explain all the different possible reasons he leaves his penis at home before going out sometimes.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Does getting pegged by a woman make you gay? It’s a difficult question.

It's not difficult at all.  If you're a straight man and you're being fucked in the ass by a woman, you're still having straight sex. 

16 hours ago, Chooky said:

8 aces is clearly the path for a DeSantis primary victory. Donny showed his hand too early. 

8 or 9 should be Rhonda’s answer should anyone inquire about his golf game. 

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

It's not difficult at all.  If you're a straight man and you're being fucked in the ass by a woman, you're still having straight sex. 

User name checks out

3 hours ago, safe sex said:

It's not difficult at all.  If you're a straight man and you're being fucked in the ass by a woman, you're still having straight sex. 

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They both suck 

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I think you have the wrong Hunter in this thread.

Or maybe it’s all people named Hunter?

1 minute ago, safe sex said:

That is a new level of pathetic for him.

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