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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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4 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

The mental gymnastics to defend this chump are disgusting..

He could fantasize about fucking Ivanka's daughter and they wouldnt have an issue with it, as long as he wasn't drinking a bud light while doing so. 

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The "deplorables" comment from HRC becomes increasingly too kind by the day. 

14 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

The mental gymnastics to defend this chump are disgusting..

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23 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

The mental gymnastics to defend this chump are disgusting..

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43 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

The mental gymnastics to defend this chump are disgusting..

OMG, what the absolute fuck. I just can't anymore. The simulation is seriously going too far. Not a direct comparison, but my older sister is very attractive, I took a lot of shit about it from my friends over the years. Not a single time did something like this ever enter my mind. My 11 year old daughter is also very pretty. We're aware of it, we know the boys at school talk about it, and from my perspective its what age do I need to get a shotgun to greet her suitors on the front porch. These people are seriously fucking demented. (Also, none of this is a humble brag, I know that I was somehow passed over in this gene somehow).

15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

OMG, what the absolute fuck. I just can't anymore. The simulation is seriously going too far. Not a direct comparison, but my older sister is very attractive, I took a lot of shit about it from my friends over the years. Not a single time did something like this ever enter my mind. My 11 year old daughter is also very pretty. We're aware of it, we know the boys at school talk about it, and from my perspective its what age do I need to get a shotgun to greet her suitors on the front porch. These people are seriously fucking demented. (Also, none of this is a humble brag, I know that I was somehow passed over in this gene somehow).

Gonna need pic of older sister to verify....

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

and from my perspective its what age do I need to get a shotgun to greet her suitors on the front porch. 

In my opinion, you can never start too early when it comes to impressing upon the minds of your daughter's potential suitors that you're A) armed and B) batshit about protecting your daughter. The younger they are when they form that impression in their minds, the better.

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Jesus fucking Christ. He's facing 71 felony counts in two different cases with more to come, and was found liable of sexual abuse in his rape case. I think it's ok to wonder aloud if he is the best person to be representing your party. 

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Yes, I know, when he's gone, either literally or figuratively, the Republicans will just pretend like they never supported him and that you shouldn't hold the party responsible, and the media will go along with it.

 

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

In my opinion, you can never start too early when it comes to impressing upon the minds of your daughter's potential suitors that you're A) armed and B) batshit about protecting your daughter. The younger they are when they form that impression in their minds, the better.

I wasn't a terribly busy suitor as a young lad.  I was handsome enough and pretty good at sports, but just had no game and didn't know how to work a situation.  One time in high school, a dad pulled the cliche before a homecoming/junior prom dance with the kinda "You do anything wrong, I have a shotgun."  It was intimidating at first, but we laughed it off at dinner later on. 

Now that I have two daughters, I have decided to let them make decisions on their own.  They are both bold and smart and capable.  I will never mention firearms to their dates as is passe'.  They are on their own to make good choices the first time.  The second time though, I will remind them, "Take care of her tonight.  Don't do anything dumb or intrusive.  No harm will ever come to you.  But you don't know what I am capable of, and relay that message to your parents.  I have had people far more significant than your family disappear.  There is another world running alongside this one and believe me son, you don't want to see it.  Hey, you kids have a nice time!"  

4 hours ago, safe sex said:

Cashapp/venmo/PayPal only.  I can be straight for pay. 

ETA: only available for domination and pegging tho. You do not get to touch me in any way


Is peeing on you ‘touching’ ?

2 hours ago, pacman said:

 

The mental gymnastics to defend this chump are disgusting..

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1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Gonna need pic of older sister to verify....


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5 hours ago, speed817 said:

 


10000% he’s sniffed her panties 

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Gonna need pic of older sister to verify....

 

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


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10000% he’s sniffed stolen and jacked off into her panties 

No way he'd settle for a sniff.

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Jesus fucking Christ. He's facing 71 felony counts in two different cases with more to come, and was found liable of sexual abuse in his rape case. I think it's ok to wonder aloud if he is the best person to be representing your party. 

 

But you see, there was Hillary's emails.   And Biden is an old man who's mental acuity is declining by the day, along with all that Hunter  business and family crime wave stuff that might get proven at any time.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Well yeah, but then there was the time that he said he sexually assaulted women, and a later time when it was actually proven in court that he sexually assaulted at least one woman, and that didn't really move the needle either.  Boys will be boys, after all.

There ya go sounding all woke. Grow up. You're killing America.

Leave the straight white man be! You will not replace us.

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

The "deplorables" comment from HRC becomes increasingly too kind by the day. 

Modern Cassandra. Nobody wants to believe such a truth.

She knew exactly who she was talking about. And, of course, after decades as the object of the hate engine, people find her deplorable.

Idiot World often coincides with Irony World.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes, I know, when he's gone, either literally or figuratively, the Republicans will just pretend like they never supported him and that you shouldn't hold the party responsible, and the media will go along with it.

I wouldn't bet anything on that. Trump will be replaced by somebody smarter and worse. Somebody with a better shot at completing the work that Trump bumbled toward: ending the republic, such as it is.

The GOPs can't step aside from who they actually are or what they become by whom they embrace. Remember, Trump didn't invent the mechanisms and strategy of hate and fear; Trump just seized the reins of what was already there.

Once the quiet part has been said out loud, you can't really go back to nods, winks, and dog whistles. They are who their record says they are.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


Is peeing on you ‘touching’ ?

No self-respecting dominatrix would let a pathetic piggy piss on her. Piggy drinks the piss. 

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35 minutes ago, safe sex said:

No self-respecting dominatrix would let a pathetic piggy piss on her. Piggy drinks the piss. 

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4 hours ago, pacman said:

 

The mental gymnastics to defend this chump are disgusting..

Tell me you were sexually abused by your father without telling me you were sexually abused by your father.

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

Gonna need pic of older sister to verify....

Screw that, until the last little bit of that, I was going to ask for pics of him!

This thread has taken an interesting turn. 
 

I didn’t have @safe sex pimping herself out to find @NowThis on my bingo board. 

9 hours ago, safe sex said:

No self-respecting dominatrix would let a pathetic piggy piss on her. Piggy drinks the piss. 


keep talking like that and you’ll get a proper spanking 

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


keep talking like that and you’ll get a proper spanking 

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19 hours ago, Red Five said:

Jesus fucking Christ. He's facing 71 felony counts in two different cases with more to come, and was found liable of sexual abuse in his rape case. I think it's ok to wonder aloud if he is the best person to be representing your party. 

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. 

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7 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

This thread has taken an interesting turn. 
 

I didn’t have @safe sex pimping herself out to find @NowThis on my bingo board. 

Gotta be able to retire somehow

36 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Gotta be able to retire somehow

His downfall equals your uprising. Mysterious ways indeed. 

Mike Pence is in Kyiv meeting with Zelenskyy and other Ukrainian leaders. I'm sure Trump will have something to say.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Mike Pence is in Kyiv meeting with Zelenskyy and other Ukrainian leaders. I'm sure Trump will have something to say.

"See?? This is why I tried to have that son of a bitch killed! Perfectly legal, by the way. A lot of people don't know that." 

Can Mike be in a room with women at this hour?  I mean it's only 2:30p where mother is, but it's nighttime in Kyiv.  

 I can't wait to see what Trump says about this.  Alls I know is IT'LL BE IN ALL CAPS

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Mike Pence is in Kyiv meeting with Zelenskyy and other Ukrainian leaders. I'm sure Trump will have something to say.

What?  Why?  He’s a private citizen, no?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What?  Why?  He’s a private citizen, no?

Exactly. And he has no shot of becoming president. I guess Zelensky is just being courteous but I’m sure he’s got much better things to do with his time. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Exactly. And he has no shot of becoming president. I guess Zelensky is just being courteous but I’m sure he’s got much better things to do with his time. 

No idea if it’s the Mike Pence Rehabilitation Tour or what.

This will also get Donnie upset.  Koch network has $70 million on the way to use against Trump.

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

No idea if it’s the Mike Pence Rehabilitation Tour or what.

This will also get Donnie upset.  Koch network has $70 million on the way to use against Trump.

Everyone with money to spend against Trump is going to end up just sitting on that money and giving it to no one. 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Everyone with money to spend against Trump is going to end up just sitting on that money and giving it to no one. 

That's a bingo.

There's no other GQP candidate in the race other than Trump.  DeSantis was their great hope, and he's already toast.  None of the others even count.  Trump is the GQP nominee, that was decided the instant he announced he was running.  

That any of these other GQP types even harbor a thought that there's some other option in the GQP is a pretty compelling piece of evidence that every single person aligned with the GQP at present is a complete fucking idiot.  It would be less humiliating if they believed in the Tooth Fairy.

Plenty of GOP donors were ready to wait anxiously to see somebody, anybody emerge and then start throwing cash at them in the primaries like drunken sailors on shore leave.  A lot of big donors.  Yuge numbers.  There's still just enough time left before the real fall debate circuit and for more to unfold criminally for Trump that I wouldn't give up hope yet.  But we're down to a matter of weeks, maybe a couple months at the most.  

But just as meteoric his rise was, DeSantis plummet to the Earth has been even more rapid and spectacular.  The guy manages to step on his dick every morning while he's still lying in bed.  And he thinks out-Trumping Trump is going to allow him to out-Trump, Trump.  That's not how it works Ron.  I'm not gonna be more handsome than George Clooney than out-Clooneying Clooney.  Unless that's a thing, then I'm in.  But Ronnie just doesn't seem to get it, he thinks because he's the second biggest name and if things don't shake out, he can try again down the road.  Three huge problems with that Ronnie---you'lll nevrer get this much free press ever again for the rest of your life.  Your name is as hot as it'll ever be, and you're fucking it up.  You are term limited for 2028, nobody's gonna vote for the President of UoF and neither of your senators are going anywhere in the near future.  And if you piss off too much of Trump's MAGA base (the psychotic 20-25mm far right ones), you're toast for 2028 anyway.  I don't know if you've noticed, but those dipshits hold grudges.  For a long time.  

39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Everyone with money to spend against Trump is going to end up just sitting on that money and giving it to no one. 

I could see the Koch's network dumping money into it - wouldn't be the first time, and they are filing with the FEC that they have this amount available.  Everybody knows Trump will lose, it's about being ready for 2028 (or 2024 if something drastic happens with Trump with the courts).  And they have a unique opportunity to pump money into who they want to be prominent in 2026/2028.

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Exactly. And he has no shot of becoming president. I guess Zelensky is just being courteous but I’m sure he’s got much better things to do with his time. 

Um,  Pence helped keep our democracy together that Trump tried to destroy.   Pence's actions helped with the transition to Biden who in turn supported Ukraine against Russian aggression, which his previous boss approved of.  

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12 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Um,  Pence helped keep our democracy together that Trump tried to destroy.   Pence's actions helped with the transition to Biden who in turn supported Ukraine against Russian aggression, which his previous boss approved of.  

I suspect, too, that Zelenskyy will meet with any apparently sympathetic political American, probably doubly so one with ties to the curiously unfriendly right wing.  He knows what's up.

I’m pretty good with the orange dumbass dropping dead, asap, and his core followers given lead supplements 

 

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Um,  Pence helped keep our democracy together that Trump tried to destroy.   Pence's actions helped with the transition to Biden who in turn supported Ukraine against Russian aggression, which his previous boss approved of.  

Like I’ve said before, Pence had one good day. One. Kudos to him for doing his job. And he apparently needed fucking Dan Quayle’s advice just to do that. We can never forget that one time in his life when he did the right thing and for that we’ll forever be grateful. It doesn’t change the fact that he’s a massive pile of shit otherwise.

He still can’t come out and speak openly about Trump’s attempted coup. He’s trying to play both sides, walking the fine line between saying there are better candidates than Trump and how he wouldn’t pardon Trump. Oh wait, he didn’t say he wouldn’t pardon Trump. He just wouldn’t say that he would. He’s too much of a pussy to take a stand against the man who wanted to have him hanged for doing his job. He criticized Trump’s indictment. He’s trying desperately not to alienate Trump’s base who already despise him. Like I said, he doesn’t have a chance in hell of winning the nomination. His campaign is a farce. But yeah, you’re right, he did have that one good day.

I saw a segment on the news tonight with Pence in Ukraine. He said he told Zelensky that we’d do everything in his power to make sure Ukraine gets the support they need. Hey, dumbass. You have NO power! And you’re not going to have any power. You’re a private citizen whose career in politics is over, wasting a world leader’s time. The media shouldn’t have even bothered covering his visit. 

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