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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like I’ve said before, Pence had one good day. One. Kudos to him for doing his job. And he apparently needed fucking Dan Quayle’s advice just to do that. We can never forget that one time in his life when he did the right thing and for that we’ll forever be grateful. It doesn’t change the fact that he’s a massive pile of shit otherwise.

He still can’t come out and speak openly about Trump’s attempted coup. He’s trying to play both sides, walking the fine line between saying there are better candidates than Trump and how he wouldn’t pardon Trump. Oh wait, he didn’t say he wouldn’t pardon Trump. He just wouldn’t say that he would. He’s too much of a pussy to take a stand against the man who wanted to have him hanged for doing his job. He criticized Trump’s indictment. He’s trying desperately not to alienate Trump’s base who already despise him. Like I said, he doesn’t have a chance in hell of winning the nomination. His campaign is a farce. But yeah, you’re right, he did have that one good day.

I saw a segment on the news tonight with Pence in Ukraine. He said he told Zelensky that we’d do everything in his power to make sure Ukraine gets the support they need. Hey, dumbass. You have NO power! And you’re not going to have any power. You’re a private citizen whose career in politics is over, wasting a world leader’s time. The media shouldn’t have even bothered covering his visit. 


If trump dumps pence, puts him in charge of Covid, picks up noem…I think he wins 

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He’s a terrorist, and he needs to be taken out. If you put a rag on his head, identified him as a Muslim, and he said the shit that he’s been saying, he’d have been blown away by a drone strike long ago.
Just now, Brisketexan said:


He’s a terrorist, and he needs to be taken out. If you put a rag on his head, identified him as a Muslim, and he said the shit that he’s been saying, he’d have been blown away by a drone strike long ago.


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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like I’ve said before, Pence had one good day. One. Kudos to him for doing his job. And he apparently needed fucking Dan Quayle’s advice just to do that. We can never forget that one time in his life when he did the right thing and for that we’ll forever be grateful. It doesn’t change the fact that he’s a massive pile of shit otherwise.

He still can’t come out and speak openly about Trump’s attempted coup. He’s trying to play both sides, walking the fine line between saying there are better candidates than Trump and how he wouldn’t pardon Trump. Oh wait, he didn’t say he wouldn’t pardon Trump. He just wouldn’t say that he would. He’s too much of a pussy to take a stand against the man who wanted to have him hanged for doing his job. He criticized Trump’s indictment. He’s trying desperately not to alienate Trump’s base who already despise him. Like I said, he doesn’t have a chance in hell of winning the nomination. His campaign is a farce. But yeah, you’re right, he did have that one good day.

I saw a segment on the news tonight with Pence in Ukraine. He said he told Zelensky that we’d do everything in his power to make sure Ukraine gets the support they need. Hey, dumbass. You have NO power! And you’re not going to have any power. You’re a private citizen whose career in politics is over, wasting a world leader’s time. The media shouldn’t have even bothered covering his visit. 

Pence is a loyal GOP guy.  He will never go against the GOP and if the head of the GOP is a traitor, he won't say shit.  But he did what he needed to that day and the Trumpkins hate him for it.  Pence is not a great guy and he is a follower (not a leader) but he did the right thing that day, even if he needed coaching up to do so.   Pence believes in the public servant idea and he believes in this country and system of governance.  Trump is a personality cult leader like Mussolini including the rapeiness. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


like a dog !

A beautiful dog.

Fuck this guy. He wants a civil war. That’s the only way he gets out of his future cage, like a dog.

Fuck this guy. He wants a civil war. That’s the only way he gets out of his future cage, like a dog.

If we’re gonna go with the dog metaphor, treat him like Old Yeller.
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On 6/28/2023 at 2:44 PM, RomaVicta said:

I wouldn't bet anything on that. Trump will be replaced by somebody smarter and worse. Somebody with a better shot at completing the work that Trump bumbled toward: ending the republic, such as it is.

The GOPs can't step aside from who they actually are or what they become by whom they embrace. Remember, Trump didn't invent the mechanisms and strategy of hate and fear; Trump just seized the reins of what was already there.

Once the quiet part has been said out loud, you can't really go back to nods, winks, and dog whistles. They are who their record says they are.

this will not work.  once again, trump is not part of the gop.  the ultra maga types don't have enough support from traditional gop, and traditional republicans can't attract the magas.  they're fucking stuck and most of them know it.  trump definitely knows it.

this is a dude under indictment for shit that would send most people away for life, who's a serial sexual assailant, got impeached twice, and might be the worst person currently alive on this planet, and he won't even have to debate to win the nomination.

 

Wait. You are telling me it was a grift? I’m fucking shocked.
2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

this will not work.  once again, trump is not part of the gop.  the ultra maga types don't have enough support from traditional gop, and traditional republicans can't attract the magas.  they're fucking stuck and most of them know it.  trump definitely knows it.

this is a dude under indictment for shit that would send most people away for life, who's a serial sexual assailant, got impeached twice, and might be the worst person currently alive on this planet, and he won't even have to debate to win the nomination.

I don't suggest his replacement will be GOP insider. Such a person will not seize the limited imaginations of the deplorables. This is why I"m wary of Kari Lake whose only drawback as far as Magas are concerned is that she is a woman. I don't know who the guy will be, but someone will rise up in the same unlikely way Trump did.

RFK Jr. is a crazy example, but Trump was such himself. I know RFK Jr. isn't running as a GOP yet, but he matches the template.

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

RFK Jr. is a crazy example, but Trump was such himself. I know RFK Jr. isn't running as a GOP yet, but he matches the template.

He's got the Qanon and anti-vaxxer vote. If Trump is not in the running for whatever reason, RFK Jr has a group of diehards who would flood the primaries for him if he ran as GOP.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


If we’re gonna go with the dog metaphor, treat him like Old Yeller.

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m pretty good with the orange dumbass dropping dead, asap, and his core followers given lead supplements 

 

Seriously, how is this fuckstick not behind bars for shit like this? 

8 hours ago, Nivek said:

Pence is a loyal GOP guy.  He will never go against the GOP and if the head of the GOP is a traitor, he won't say shit.  But he did what he needed to that day and the Trumpkins hate him for it.  Pence is not a great guy and he is a follower (not a leader) but he did the right thing that day, even if he needed coaching up to do so.   Pence believes in the public servant idea and he believes in this country and system of governance.  Trump is a personality cult leader like Mussolini including the rapeiness. 

Like I said, one good day. In his life. One.

Yeah, he’s loyal, except for that one day which was good. We can’t forget that. He’s also a racist dirtbag and dumber than a brick, not to mention a lying sack of shit.

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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


If trump dumps pence, puts him in charge of Covid, picks up noem…I think he wins 

Retaining Pence on the ticket was the least influential reason that dotard got his ass kicked.

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Retaining Pence on the ticket was the least influential reason that dotard got his ass kicked.

Yup, too many people were just fucking sick of watching that orange dickbag embarrass the country on a regular basis. He wasn't winning that election if he had the reanimated corpse of Ronnie Reagan as his vp. And he knew it at the time, which is why he started bitching about voter fraud 6 months before the election. 

He has his core group of diehards and that's it. He's not winning over new voters, he's only reminding the 81 million Biden voters to get out there again in 24, so we don't have to listen his bullshit. 

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


If we’re gonna go with the dog metaphor, treat him like Old Yeller.

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Nobody will be crying that pulls the trigger.  Hell, auction off the rights and put a nice dent in our national debt.  Perhaps charge people to relieve themselves on his burial site after and erase the whole damn thing.    

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like I said, one good day. In his life. One.

Yeah, he’s loyal, except for that one day which was good. We can’t forget that. He’s also a racist dirtbag and dumber than a brick, not to mention a lying sack of shit.

He is loyal to the country, the party, and the US Government.   His ideas are warped from what I recall, I don't recall racism, but I seem to recall bigoted views towards LGBTQ individuals.   I don't think he is particularly stupid or bright.   Yeah, he had one good day.  One good day that saved lives.   Stanislav Petrov might have been an asshole and a drunk who beat up kids for fun and spit in the ice dispenser at the local Mcdonald's.  But that one day made all the difference in the world.  

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4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He is loyal to the country, the party, and the US Government.   His ideas are warped from what I recall, I don't recall racism, but I seem to recall bigoted views towards LGBTQ individuals.   I don't think he is particularly stupid or bright.   Yeah, he had one good day.  One good day that saved lives.   Stanislav Petrov might have been an asshole and a drunk who beat up kids for fun and spit in the ice dispenser at the local Mcdonald's.  But that one day made all the difference in the world.  

Now we got people stanning for Mike "I like to wear mother's clothes on Friday evenings when I sniff Trumps panties" Pence on this motherfucker? Fuck that clown. He was a willing enabler for the maga mentality and all of the shit that led up to Jan 6, and the only reason he didnt go along with it is because he was probably advised of the legal jeopardy he would have placed himself in. He was too much of a pussy when it came to nut cutting time. His cowardice, as it turns out,  was good for the country, but lets  not pretend he took some principled stand. 

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I walked by a bank the other day, and I didn't make any attempt to rob it. You really have to give me credit, for my commitment and dedication to the rule of law. 

On 6/28/2023 at 1:39 PM, Red Five said:

The "deplorables" comment from HRC becomes increasingly too kind by the day. 

Always thought she, her surrogates and the Dems in general shoulda stood by those comments. What she said is undeniably true. 

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I walked by a bank the other day, and I didn't make any attempt to rob it. You really have to give me credit, for my commitment and dedication to the rule of law. 

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


If trump dumps pence, puts him in charge of Covid, picks up noem…I think he wins 

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I really honestly think that we might have been better off if a Senator or Rep had gotten caught by the rioters.   Not killed but beaten up.  Sure, the Q crowd would crow that it was Antifa but there surely would have been some impact on a few others.

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I really honestly think that we might have been better off if a Senator or Rep had gotten caught by the rioters.   Not killed but beaten up.  Sure, the Q crowd would crow that it was Antifa but there surely would have been some impact on a few others.

It wouldn't change a thing. The actual incident as it transpired is such a disgrace, such a stain on our country's history, that if you consider it an acceptable or justifiable course of action, your fucking brain is broken. End of story. If you can currently justify what did take place on Jan 6th, you would have no problem justifying a liberal, deep-state, commie getting roughed up or shot. I guess its possible that there are people who arent maga/Qtards that are fans of Jan 6th, but I haven't met any. 

43 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He is loyal to the country, the party, and the US Government.   His ideas are warped from what I recall, I don't recall racism, but I seem to recall bigoted views towards LGBTQ individuals. 

He was loyal to the U.S. government that one day. You know, doing his job as dictated by the Constitution. The bare minimum. Is he being loyal to the U.S. government when he criticizes them for prosecuting Trump for his obvious crimes? I say no he’s not. He’s being loyal to the party, a party that wasn’t very loyal to him when he and his family were running for their lives from Trump’s goons out to string him up.

As for being a racist, come on. I’m not going to go googling a bunch of examples. Go see if he ever had anything positive to say about BLM protests over the murder of George Floyd if you want to take the time. He defended Trump’s “very fine people on both sides” comment after neo-Nazis and the KKK marched in Charlottesville. Look at his praise of the SC decision on affirmative action. He’s not concerned about the rights of Asian-Americans (if he was then he might’ve spoken out against Trump’s racist remarks about the “China virus” and the “kung flu” which coincided with a rise in hate crimes against Asian-Americans). Pence attended an Indianapolis Colts football game just so he could make a show of leaving when black players knelt for the national anthem. The guy is the poster boy for the white, ignorant, bigoted evangelical Republican. 

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

It wouldn't change a thing. The actual incident as it transpired is such a disgrace, such a stain on our country's history, that if you consider it an acceptable or justifiable course of action, your fucking brain is broken. End of story. If you can currently justify what did take place on Jan 6th, you would have no problem justifying a liberal, deep-state, commie getting roughed up or shot. I guess its possible that there are people who arent maga/Qtards that are fans of Jan 6th, but I haven't met any. 

I've probably said it here, but I have a relative who called 1/6 "Antifa trying to fight with Trump supporters". This was probably a week or two after.

Me: "What? Where are you getting this?"

"Well that's what they've been saying on the news...."

You can probably guess what "the news" is.

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I've probably said it here, but I have a relative who called 1/6 "Antifa trying to fight with Trump supporters". This was probably a week or two after.

Me: "What? Where are you getting this?"

"Well that's what they've been saying on the news...."

You can probably guess what "the news" is.

Did you ever share with them the texts that Fox News anchors were sending to Mark Meadows during the insurrection telling him to get Trump to call off his supporters even while they were going on TV and blaming Antifa? Have you asked them recently whatever happened to Antifa? Where did they go? Why is Trump praising the attackers as patriots? Why is he promising pardons? Why is he playing a recording made by convicts at his rallies? Why has everyone who’s been convicted of violence on Jan 6 been a Trump supporter who says they were there because he told them to go?

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I really honestly think that we might have been better off if a Senator or Rep had gotten caught by the rioters.   Not killed but beaten up.  Sure, the Q crowd would crow that it was Antifa but there surely would have been some impact on a few others.

Know what woulda been better?  Had the mob of terrorists committing actual treason attacking the Capitol and Capitol police, upon breaching the doors, been greeted with this until the bodies stacked up like fucking firewood outside an Alaskan cabin:

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2 hours ago, Bodhi said:

 

Nobody will be crying that pulls the trigger.  Hell, auction off the rights and put a nice dent in our national debt.  Perhaps charge people to relieve themselves on his burial site after and erase the whole damn thing.    

I'll start the bidding at threefiddy

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I really honestly think that we might have been better off if a Senator or Rep had gotten caught by the rioters.   Not killed but beaten up.  Sure, the Q crowd would crow that it was Antifa but there surely would have been some impact on a few others.

I don't know that it would make a difference, but I nominate the guy below even if his beating would have fed the antifa lie.

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I wish those security guys had directed him down the wrong hallway. None of the malign idiots invading our Capitol Building would have known who he is.

It should have ended like the below:

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I really honestly think that we might have been better off if a Senator or Rep had gotten caught by the rioters.   Not killed but beaten up.  Sure, the Q crowd would crow that it was Antifa but there surely would have been some impact on a few others.

They don't give a flying fuck when children are murdered in schools, why would killing some adult who isn't their messiah matter?


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10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't suggest his replacement will be GOP insider. Such a person will not seize the limited imaginations of the deplorables. This is why I"m wary of Kari Lake whose only drawback as far as Magas are concerned is that she is a woman. I don't know who the guy will be, but someone will rise up in the same unlikely way Trump did.

RFK Jr. is a crazy example, but Trump was such himself. I know RFK Jr. isn't running as a GOP yet, but he matches the template.

trump had the advantage of being a celebrity for 25 years before he even got into politics.  that person doesn't exist.  it would literally have to be the rock or tom cruise or some shit.  and even then, people will be wary of "does this guy know how to govern", even though plenty were fine with trump because he was a "successful businessman" not just a celebrity.  but they also had 15+ years of hillary smearing courtesy of fox news.

trump had the perfect combination of celebrity, grievance, timing, opponent, russian interference, divided country, social media exploitation, obama ptsd, and you can add 20 more things here, and he still won an improbable narrow victory in a few states by fewer than 100k total votes.  and we don't even know how rigged the election was or wasn't, but you know they at least attempted some shit.

the best bet for republicans is not another trump.  it's to hope that the dems make some bad choices in their candidates and that they can run the right oppo propaganda campaign against them to make both candidates unlikable enough to suppress turnout.  maga's true enemy is the gop, and they will fight as long as trump is sucking oxygen.  

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

trump had the advantage of being a celebrity for 25 years before he even got into politics.  that person doesn't exist.  it would literally have to be the rock or tom cruise or some shit.  and even then, people will be wary of "does this guy know how to govern", even though plenty were fine with trump because he was a "successful businessman" not just a celebrity.  but they also had 15+ years of hillary smearing courtesy of fox news.

trump had the perfect combination of celebrity, grievance, timing, opponent, russian interference, divided country, social media exploitation, obama ptsd, and you can add 20 more things here, and he still won an improbable narrow victory in a few states by fewer than 100k total votes.  and we don't even know how rigged the election was or wasn't, but you know they at least attempted some shit.

the best bet for republicans is not another trump.  it's to hope that the dems make some bad choices in their candidates and that they can run the right oppo propaganda campaign against them to make both candidates unlikable enough to suppress turnout.  maga's true enemy is the gop, and they will fight as long as trump is sucking oxygen.  

Great post here

Know what woulda been better?  Had the mob of terrorists committing actual treason attacking the Capitol and Capitol police, upon breaching the doors, been greeted with this until the bodies stacked up like fucking firewood outside an Alaskan cabin:
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Agreed, and I was shocked in real time when it didn't happen.
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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Know what woulda been better?  Had the mob of terrorists committing actual treason attacking the Capitol and Capitol police, upon breaching the doors, been greeted with this until the bodies stacked up like fucking firewood outside an Alaskan cabin:
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Agreed, and I was shocked in real time when it didn't happen.

I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.

Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.

Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

I remember wondering if the news channels would cut away when the shooting started. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.

Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

Best I could come up with, the Principality of Sealand, which did in fact have an armed coup incident, however, despite there being a hostage situation, no one was reportedly shot.  The German ambassador negotiated the end of the hostage situation.  

Best I've got, and yes, this did all happen.   And no Sealand isn't a real country to speak of, but it is a strange story if you are interested.  

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

Brazil. This year.

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Brazil. This year.

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I meant a REAL country.

;)

 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i was told when the shooting starts, the looting starts.

I could be wrong, but didn't a couple of people get shot during that?  At the very minimum I know they used tear gas, but I thought a couple of people were wounded as well.  

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