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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah...I'm....yeah.

 

 

 

But what if the principal claims the election was rigged and refuses to leave? 

But what if the principal claims the election was rigged and refuses to leave? 

Bingo.
The rule has been set. Now we follow it, Trumpers. By application of your own rule, I have determined that you will never win an election again, because you cheat, and rig the election. How do I know? I have mountains of evidence. Mountains. I’ll show it to you.
In two weeks.
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Kinky

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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


If we’re gonna go with the dog metaphor, treat him like Old Yeller.

 

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

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11 hours ago, Bodhi said:

 

Nobody will be crying that pulls the trigger.  Hell, auction off the rights and put a nice dent in our national debt.  Perhaps charge people to relieve themselves on his burial site after and erase the whole damn thing.    

damn, I feel like i had all three of these thoughts and reading these was deja vu. great minds or something

I just learned that principals report directly to the president.

Insert <ThisIsFine.jpg> here.  It's only a matter of time.

 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah...I'm....yeah.

 

 

 

Fire principals? Is this motherfucker running for president of the USA or of the Palm Beach Elementary student council?

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah...I'm....yeah.

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Horndog said:

But what if the principal claims the election was rigged and refuses to leave? 

You can’t replace Principal Williamson.  Her name is already on the parking space!

Insert here.  It's only a matter of time.
 

The lead terrorist of the MAGA terror cult won’t rest until he’s gotten his followers to kill both Obama and Hillary. That’s been obvious for years.
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah...I'm....yeah.

 

 

 

And ice cream sandwiches for lunch every day!  And no more homework!  JFC

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Insert here.  It's only a matter of time.
 

Fucking lunatics. Stay alert out there folks.

These nut job domestic terrorists will be on the rise with that fucking type of dog whistle.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS DOTARD DOING POSTING AN EX PRESIDENTS FUCKING PRIVATE ADDRESS. THIS DUMB MOTHER FUCKER JUST CAUSED THE OBAMAS SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS (and a bigger expense for Secret Service) AND THEIR PEACE IN HAVING TO MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR HOME OR THEYLL HAVE CONSTANT FUCKING HITMEN AROUND THEM.

BECAUSE A DUMB IMBECILE SICK FUCK EX PRESIDENT POSTED A PRIVATE ADDRESS FOR THE LUNATICS TO SEE. SICK FUCK WITH RABIES, LIKE A DOG.

JUST FUCKING INSANE.

IF YOU GIVE THIS FAT ORANGE FUCK AN OUNCE OF RESPECT, YOURE JUST AS SICK.
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I was driving back from New Mexico, just entering into W. Texas, when the radio reported they had breached the capitol.  I hollered out loud in the goddamn car "THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!"  I damn near swerved off the road.
Name me another country that would just allow rebellious traitors to overrun their capitol WITHOUT shooting the fuckers.  I'll wait.

I mean Trump set it all up as a coup attempt. Why would they shoot them when he ordered no one to be arrested, wanted to get rid of the metal detectors, set the date, conspired with domestic terrorists, aligned political conspiracists, invited the terrorists and rioters to storm the capitol while they were set to certify his loss, and did nothing when the capitol was under siege. He did everything but get on national television and tell the world he was doing a coup, and he practically did that.
24 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


I mean Trump set it all up as a coup attempt. Why would they shoot them when he ordered no one to be arrested, wanted to get rid of the metal detectors, set the date, conspired with domestic terrorists, aligned political conspiracists, invited the terrorists and rioters to storm the capitol while they were set to certify his loss, and did nothing when the capitol was under siege. He did everything but get on national television and tell the world he was doing a coup, and he practically did that.

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2 hours ago, 27-25 said:

Insert <ThisIsFine.jpg> here.  It's only a matter of time.

 


throw away the key, and make sure it’s all state charges so dumb ass can’t pardon him 

And a fire bomb ….

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Authorities who searched his car found multiple firearms, ammunition and material to make at least one Molotov cocktail, according to law enforcement.

 

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2 hours ago, 27-25 said:

Insert <ThisIsFine.jpg> here.  It's only a matter of time.

 

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If I’m reading it right, Trump had a screenshot of a screenshot?  And posted the image from his phone to truth social?  Or maybe he just did it with his mind.  
 

as discussed this is about the time in a serious case; where the “I can’t be vested by these people” criminals start to lash out and do shit like hide money, flee the country, change lawyers, bribe witnesses; etc.   instead he’s encouraging MAGA nation to hunt Jack Smith and Obama’s families.  This is boldly dark even for Trump. 
 

it he can’t limp to the general election, he’s going to run us into intra-national warfare.  He’s going to get thousands of his people killed. And give me a hernia from laughing so hard. 

27 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Where did Dotard post Obama’s address?

Probably on his fake Twitter. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that reads like a Monty Python skit

That part on 2% Jewish representation, does that mean in Texas, the Hispanics will have 41% representation while whites get 39%?

I like the bit about property rights means banning/not selling to anybody they see fit to not do business with, but at the same time they want an end to racial conflict.  And declaring Israel a rogue state is awesome.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That part on 2% Jewish representation, does that mean in Texas, the Hispanics will have 41% representation while whites get 39%?

I'm not really sure what your question is asking but I took it to mean out of every 100 people in government, only 2 can be Jewish. Which honestly for a white nationalist organization is pretty woke of them

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm not really sure what your question is asking but I took it to mean out of every 100 people in government, only 2 can be Jewish. Which honestly for a white nationalist organization is pretty woke of them

I took it to mean that they want representation based on population numbers.

But also that they believe 2% is not harmful to their goals.

Wait, the party is white power AND socialism?

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, the party is white power AND socialism?

GTFO!  Crazy idea.  Why, when everyone gets together for a lynching - it’ll turn out that some government bureaucrat failed to buy enough rope!

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, the party is white power AND socialism?

Where have we heard that before

17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Subverting the donor class?  Good heavens!!!

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On 7/1/2023 at 5:17 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

On 7/1/2023 at 6:48 PM, Neonmoon said:

Wait, the party is white power AND socialism?

 

On 7/2/2023 at 12:15 PM, Sawbonz said:

Where have we heard that before

The American Socialist White People’s Party 

“The Jew is using the Blacks… What are you going to do about it?”

 

 

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40 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Laura Loomer, a trustworthy source if ever there was one.  

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

 

 

The American Socialist White People’s Party 

“The Jew is using the Blacks… What are you going to do about it?”

 

 

Henry Gibson

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Henry Gibson (born James Bateman; September 21, 1935 – September 14, 2009) was an American actor, comedian and poet. His roles include the TV sketch-comedy series Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In from 1968 to 1971, the voice for the protagonist Wilbur in the 1973 animated film Charlotte's Web, portraying country star Haven Hamilton in Robert Altman's 1975 film Nashville, the Illinois Nazi leader in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers, and 1989's The 'Burbs.

I thought it was Pat Paulson but I was wrong.  I think they were both Rowan & Martin alums.  Old and sobers check in here. Kinda sad bio

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Personal life and death[edit]

In the 1980s, Paulsen began a relationship with social worker Linda Chaney, whom he met at a Denver comedy club. She began serving as his booking agent, and the two were married in 1988. However, he learned that she was diverting his funds into her own personal accounts, and he filed for divorce after only 40 days. He later sued her and was awarded a judgment of $233,000, but Chaney said that, even if she had the money, she would rather "go out and shred it rather than turn it over" to Paulsen.[9]

In 1995, Paulsen was diagnosed with colon cancer, and doctors discovered that the cancer had spread to his brain and lymph nodes in 1997.[10] He sought alternative medicine treatment for his cancer in Tijuana, Mexico, and died there from complications of pneumonia and kidney failure on April 25, 1997.[4] Paulsen was fondly remembered by fans who enjoyed his mockery of the entire electoral process. "Whenever I’d walk around with him," Tom Smothers said, "people would yell, 'Hey, Mr. President.' We miss him."[11]

 

I’ve seen dead bodies that look more alive than Dotard there. 

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

I don’t know what’s funnier, their faces or his tiny thumbs up. 

 
Madame Tussauds has really fallen off lately. Horrible work.
On 7/3/2023 at 9:53 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

 

wait, i mean, this is photoshopped, right?

nice legs tho

28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Dadanbonnalaw.com should redirect to Bob Loblaw's law blog.

Lmao, "will you take care of the people for me?" What a bitchass way to phrase it for plausible deniability.

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