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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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8 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is how I envision a Roger Stone dinner party:

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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Goddam Gary Peterson.

A national treasure

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12 hours ago, South Austin said:

Goddam Gary Peterson.

 

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The inclusion of Donald Sutherland from Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a touch of genius.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I am so happy that Gary Peterson came into our lives. 

Dude needs to get over to Threads

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I am so happy that Gary Peterson came into our lives. 

He's a more refined and learned version of Three Year Letterman.

4 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

 

Try that in a small town....

A country that Brexited because of the browns have no business criticizing the US for racial inequities and weird politics. About the only countries I’m jealous of at this point are probably in Scandinavia. 

Seriously, fuck you Britain. You've had like 5 Donald Trumps. And try explaining the monarchy and Parliament to an outsider without sounding insane.

And about the guns.....ok, well, you've got us there.

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1. Donald Trump - True

2. Obsession with guns - Also True

3. The Kardashians - Ugh, very true

4. Racial inequality - Look in the mirror you cunts

5. Their politics in general - See above

6. Their confusing political system - SEE ABOVE YOU JAGGED TOOTH CUNTS

7. Kanye West - Fair

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

1. Donald Trump - True

2. Obsession with guns - Also True

 

4. Racial inequality - Look in the mirror you cunts

5. Their politics in general - See above

6. Their confusing political system - SEE ABOVE YOU JAGGED TOOTH CUNTS

 

It is funny a country with a system of lords and nobles, commons and an imaginary king says we are confusing (not that we aren't).  They have all these ridiculous titles like the 5th Earl of the butthole, and somehow that is important.  

On 7/22/2023 at 3:20 PM, Horn Dog said:

Someone posted in one of the other threads about how one of his elder relatives was not worried about climate change cause Jesus/God would fix it if we just praise and loved him enough.   If you believe in an hyper insecure, malignantly narcissistic, teenager-girl-like God who needs extreme admiration to help anyone out, then it makes a lot of sense that you worship Trump.

So, a lot like trump?

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Seriously, fuck you Britain. You've had like 5 Donald Trumps. And try explaining the monarchy and Parliament to an outsider without sounding insane.

They still mad about 1783 and 1815.

42 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

They have all these ridiculous titles like the 5th Earl of the butthole, and somehow that is important.  

There is nothing ridiculous about the 5th Earl of the Butthole, and in fact it is a title that is well-earned.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There is nothing ridiculous about the 5th Earl of the Butthole, and in fact it is a title that is well-earned.

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I've heard Mr. Daytona dislikes them as well.  

i know they're vapid and rather pointless... but honestly with all the fucking bullshit both our countries have inflicted on their citizenry and the world the last several years, the Kardashians have moved way down the list of things to be outraged/offended by. meh.

lol at the country who lost their collective minds over their favorite Prince marrying a biracial American pointing the finger about racism.

I’ll see their Kardashian complaint and raise with “Love Island”.

They right about the guns and Trump tho.

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

He's a more refined and learned version of Three Year Letterman.


But for whatever reason he doesn't seem to catch "big fish" like Three Year Letterman does. Letterman's of Stephen King and Stephen King acolytes the other day was awesome.

On 7/24/2023 at 5:02 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Very very believable ….

 

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On 7/22/2023 at 1:20 PM, Underdog said:

Jesus died in order for me to grab’em by the pussy. 

Father, Son, and holy grope

"Ron DeSanctimonious" is far and away Trump's shittiest nickname.  

What's the over/under on what percentage of Trump's base actually knows what sanctimonious means?

And I would love to see one of them try to spell it on a homemade sign.

Ron DeSanctuarycity?  What?  He's supporting brown people getting away without papers?  That's some bullshit right there, tellyouwhat!  

Yet another thing MAGAs would fall for in a heartbeat that we could monetize.  

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"Ron DeSanctimonious" is far and away Trump's shittiest nickname.  

What's the over/under on what percentage of Trump's base actually knows what sanctimonious means?

And I would love to see one of them try to spell it on a homemade sign.

I'm just gobsmacked that these nicknames make it into supposed serious correspondence from his campaign on a regular basis. #idiocracyisreal

What's amazing is to see the talking heads talk seriously about these stupid nicknames. "DeSanctimonious is clearly no Crooked Hillary, but is it good enough? We'll discuss with the panel, next." 

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Brits complaining about our confusing government system are most likely referring to the Electoral College. 
 

they’re right you know - Morgan Freeman 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

"Ron DeSanctimonious" is far and away Trump's shittiest nickname.  

What's the over/under on what percentage of Trump's base actually knows what sanctimonious means?

And I would love to see one of them try to spell it on a homemade sign.

He should stick with "Meatball Ron," which I think will resonate among the MAGA demographic.  But I also think he should work in "Ronda Santis" every now and then.*

 

 

 

*I don't take credit for Ronda Santis.  I recall seeing it elsewhere in this forum, but don't remember who posted it first.

13 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Brits complaining about our confusing government system are most likely referring to the Electoral College. 
 

they’re right you know - Morgan Freeman 

Sometimes you need close friends to point your flaws even if they have the same shit wrong with them.  While our Electoral College is goofy, at least it's predicated on maths.  The British Parliament has an Upper House (like our Senate), but it's powerless and doesn't really require elections.  House of Lords just keeps voting on one another until the 9th Viscount of Biscuits, Lord Jeff decides to finally retire or dies.  The lower house is actually the one with all the power, holds both popular elections by district as well as coalition-building to form actual ruling leadership within the lower house which actually rules the country day-to-day, not the King nor Queen who were elected by genetic mutations because it's a bad idea when cousins fuck.  And then acting as a sort of mix between the three are the Ministers of the Crown who are lost, drunken men who don't know what they do and no longer care.  

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He should stick with "Meatball Ron," which I think will resonate among the MAGA demographic.  But I also think he should work in "Ronda Santis" every now and then.*

*I don't take credit for Ronda Santis.  I recall seeing it elsewhere in this forum, but don't remember who posted it first.

 I think Trump will try to work this in somewhere.  Instead of flatout insulting Casey, he'll say something like "She seems like she wears the pants in that governor's mansion anyway.  I mean, look at the Governor over there, powerless...little Ronda Santis over here..."  It is crazy, IRL, to think about the numbers of papers with nicknames for dozens of politicians and world leaders and military brass and appointees that he was scribbled down which are mixed in with highly classified documents in an ugly golf resort bathroom.  I thought about as I was walking around the LBJ library the other day and wonder what in the flying fuck happened to us?  

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Sometimes you need close friends to point your flaws even if they have the same shit wrong with them.  While our Electoral College is goofy, at least it's predicated on maths.  The British Parliament has an Upper House (like our Senate), but it's powerless and doesn't really require elections.  House of Lords just keeps voting on one another until the 9th Viscount of Biscuits, Lord Jeff decides to finally retire or dies.  The lower house is actually the one with all the power, holds both popular elections by district as well as coalition-building to form actual ruling leadership within the lower house which actually rules the country day-to-day, not the King nor Queen who were elected by genetic mutations because it's a bad idea when cousins fuck.  And then acting as a sort of mix between the three are the Ministers of the Crown who are lost, drunken men who don't know what they do and no longer care.  

 I think Trump will try to work this in somewhere.  Instead of flatout insulting Casey, he'll say something like "She seems like she wears the pants in that governor's mansion anyway.  I mean, look at the Governor over there, powerless...little Ronda Santis over here..."  It is crazy, IRL, to think about the numbers of papers with nicknames for dozens of politicians and world leaders and military brass and appointees that he was scribbled down which are mixed in with highly classified documents in an ugly golf resort bathroom.  I thought about as I was walking around the LBJ library the other day and wonder what in the flying fuck happened to us?  

The LBJ library really puts on display evidence of government actually working domestically for people.  We can’t get consensus to do anything of value now. 
His handling of Nam is the only exception. 

3 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

His handling of Nam is the only exception. 

And don't forget that he drove Wesley to hit Jenny.

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14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

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Yeah, I don't want to get off on an LBJ tangent especially as it relates to Vietnam.  But two things I'm consistently surprised at with regard to the Museum, and we go to every event and exhibition opening, is what a piss-poor job they do highlighting his achievements in public education and space exploration.  They are just now getting around to endowing a fund to really broadcast his help to K-12 and then higher ed in the public spheres.  The NASA stuff remains on the back-back-back burner.  I never bought into the ethos that because he signed so many bills into law, he was a great President.  To me it's not about quantity when it comes to the federal government.  But he did an amazing amount in just 5 years, helped a lot of people in 5 years that would have taken 50 otherwise.  Again, other than Vietnam, did it with integrity (though got into the mud when needed) and surrounded himself (again aside from Vietnam) with honorable public servants.  

While we joke about wanting to take shits in the sink at the Trump library/grift shop...I mean gift shop; i do want the thing built to see what they honestly try to pull off with a straight face.  Some criminal justice reform and a couple of antiquated tax codes closed out...but otherwise...what in the fuck could there possibly be that isn't just one long continuation of his bullshit need for validation and admiration?  A completely incorrect, untrue accounting of what it is he thinks he did for this country and his people?

It's just gonna be a series of wall displays laying out these grandiose plans and then photos of the people who stopped him from doing it and the addresses of their families.  

There's more linear feet of walls in the LBJ library to house all his accomplishments than there are linear feet of wall between the U.S. and Mexico erected during Trump's term.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

And then acting as a sort of mix between the three are the Ministers of the Crown who are lost, drunken men who don't know what they do and no longer care.  

How does one get this job?  Asking for myself.

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though I am already sort of a Minister of the Crown and Anchor

26 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Fucking asshole and a thief.

It is funny a country with a system of lords and nobles, commons and an imaginary king says we are confusing (not that we aren't).  They have all these ridiculous titles like the 5th Earl of the butthole, and somehow that is important.  

“Lord and Lady Douchebag”
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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any professional lip readers in the house?

 

Possibly complaints about all the “like a dog” pejoratives spewed from Trump’s big mouth.

That dog is a better American than Trump will ever be, and he can lick his own balls. The dog, I mean.

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any professional lip readers in the house?

 

Man, it looks like he gave dotard his unfiltered opinion....at least I hope he did. 

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any professional lip readers in the house?

 

I believe he said, "Give them back the fucking lamps!"

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