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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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He's consistent. You have to give him that. We should take bets on which poster thinks Biden is worse than Trump first, him or bad teammate? Nah, that's not fair. It will definitely be bt. Under/over is set at 60 days. 

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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8 minutes ago, Mole said:

Don’t ever change bro.

History is long. Most of the shit people worry about is short. 

Just now, mdmost said:

He's consistent. You have to give him that. We should take bets on which poster thinks Biden is worse than Trump first, him or bad teammate? Nah, that's not fair. It will definitely be bt. Under/over is set at 60 days. 

I'd load the boat on bt. But he is also very consistent on a difference basis. 

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

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We literally moved brown people to oklahoma to cage them in.  It doesn't get any worse than that. 

Masterbating all day and eating McDonalds. He’s just like us. 

If history is just, it will judge us more harshly for McDonalds than Donald Trump. 

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Masterbating all day and eating McDonalds. He’s just like us. 

Think he gets down on some McRibs?

Trump got that senioritis

Isn’t that what every daily schedule release reads from him? (Seriously)
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23 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

History is long. Most of the shit people worry about is short. 

Maybe, just maybe, our standards from 2016-2020 should be higher than oh, say 1776 - 1965. I mean, FIFTY FIVE YEARS after the passage of the Voting Rights Act you have a President who is trying to throw out legitimately cast votes by people of color. And causing an insurrection because he’s too much of a baby to admit defeat at the hands of minority voters.

Yes, compared to the total annihilation and genocide of an indigenous people, Trump wasn’t so bad. But perhaps you should take hundreds of years of progress into consideration. 

I’ve taken dumps that have worked harder than Trump as President 

9 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

But perhaps you should take hundreds of years of progress into consideration. 

Progress is an interesting concept. I am sure the blue and greens appreciate that perspective. FIFTY FIVE YEARS! lol. 

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Anastasis has a point. I mean, have you guys heard what Genghis Khan did?

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Anastasis has a point. I mean, have you guys heard what Genghis Khan did?

Did it have anything to do with a McRib?  Fucking barbarians. 

28 minutes ago, bluto said:


Isn’t that what every daily schedule release reads from him? (Seriously)

Yeah, it's been the same thing for like 10 days - I was acknowledging that they aren't even trying to appear to be doing anything at this point.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What a sad, sick life he leads.  Hopefully it doesn't last much longer.


Can you imagine sleeping with the man?  The sweating? The smell of rancid Big Mac farts filling the room? 

Trump got that senioritis

Señors and señoritas do seem to inflame him.
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Let’s get back on topic, assholes. 

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35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Can you imagine sleeping with the man?  The sweating? The smell of rancid Big Mac farts filling the room? 

Hey!  

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

Maybe, just maybe, our standards from 2016-2020 should be higher than oh, say 1776 - 1965. I mean, FIFTY FIVE YEARS after the passage of the Voting Rights Act you have a President who is trying to throw out legitimately cast votes by people of color. And causing an insurrection because he’s too much of a baby to admit defeat at the hands of minority voters.

Yes, compared to the total annihilation and genocide of an indigenous people, Trump wasn’t so bad. But perhaps you should take hundreds of years of progress into consideration. 

Yeah, considering about half the known 18th century world would be and is judged harshly for practicing slavery and indigenous genocide, I think the events occurring a couple of centuries later may be subject to harsher judgment.

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That’s still 24% too high.

I assume that 10% of any population is barshit crazy.
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This is scary to know 

 

I call bullshit. What’s he going to do keep them in Al Capone’s vault?

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


That’s still 24% too high.

I assume that 10% of any population is barshit crazy.

Figure another 10% are total morons that leaves 14% terrible human beings. Seems about right

I think the saddest part about Trump's personal bedroom is that it has nothing to do with him going all JFK on Marilyn or any other side action.  It's simply because he and his wife don't want to have anything to do with each other.

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think the saddest part about Trump's personal bedroom is that it has nothing to do with him going all JFK on Marilyn or any other side action.  It's simply because he and his wife don't want to have anything to do with each other.

Whomst among us

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This is scary to know 

 


if Trump pardons himself, no way he’s not bragging about it 

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

History is long. Most of the shit people worry about is short. 

You’re not wrong, but you’re not right.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Can you imagine sleeping with the man?  The sweating? The smell of rancid Big Mac farts filling the room? 

Stormy Daniels said he had a really weird looking dick.  I believe her.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Did it have anything to do with a McRib?  Fucking barbarians. 

You're confusing that with Mongolian BBQ

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

This is scary to know 

 

so i guess the only thing left to do, is fuck around and find out. 

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I think that history will view this as a minor act in the theatre. We're talking about a country that literally genocided native people and enslaved another. Trump is a fucking speed bump wrt the judgement of our historical baggage.  

God damn.  From both sides to both millennia.  Bravo, sir...bravo.   

It's 6:01 a.m. in Washington, DC, and there are less than 30 hours left in the Trump Presidency.

How does he have an empty schedule on his Last day?  You think he’d at least go around and pass out sharpies and have people sign his yearbook or something.  
 

I thought he was flying to Florida or Scotland tonight...shouldn’t wheels up be on that press release t least? 

Only president to never hit 50% job approval?  Who in hell is voting for him?

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

How does he have an empty schedule on his Last day?  You think he’d at least go around and pass out sharpies for his remaining supporters to put in their butts.  

FTFY

16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's all based on TV show reality.  Andy Griffith, Father Knows Best, Leave It To Beaver, Ozzie & Harriett.

These products of the idiot box think that was really America in the 50s and early 60s.

That explains their political nostalgia for the era in its entirety.

 

I think that’s a good point, at least when it comes to a certain older demographic.  The general information bandwidth was several orders of magnitude smaller, with only a handful of tv channels + the local newspaper + Bill the closet wife beater.  With the Internet, and especially social media...the range of rigor involved in ‘information’ is so broad that confirmation bias is a click away.  
 

I often think of that ‘if google were a person’ sketch, when the guy has two stacks of papers saying ‘I have 10,000 that says that it doesn’t and one that says that it does’.  The lady takes the single result saying thank you like she’s uncovered a hidden truth.  
 

On top of that time softens the negatives of living under the threat of nuclear annihilation, polio was rampant, fender benders were deadly, etc.  I look back in fondness for my undergrad in Stillwater but have to remind myself I had no money, spent all my time working or studying, was getting $8 an hour for a job I hated, and had zero interest by major firms upon graduation during the tech bust.  
 

What I don’t understand is the radicalization of youth who should know better.  

People are saying Trump is a domestic terrorist, as if he mobilized a group of people to intimidate and possibly assassinate Congress and the VP to overturn an election he lost.  

Yes, but are "a lot" of people saying that?  

Talk all the shit you want, but Trump is going to finally release his promised Health Care plan today and it is going to be fucking awesome and it will bigly solve all of our problems. 

5 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Talk all the shit you want, but Trump is going to finally release his promised Health Care plan today and it is going to be fucking awesome and it will bigly solve all of our problems. 

OK Joe... 😉

7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn.  From both sides to both millennia.  Bravo, sir...bravo.   

Sometimes I have to riff on something less contemporary than suppression of democracy in other countries and cluster bombs on school busses. Hundreds of years of progress being what it is. 

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