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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#32501
1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

I thought I had read before that the NFL owners wanted no part of Trump's bullshit. That he had little to no shot of actually getting a franchise.

Instead they just voted for him for president.

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#32502
On 7/31/2023 at 7:09 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

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You ever shoot any migrant women or children?

Yeah, all the time.

How do you shoot women and children?

Easy, you don't lead them as much.

 

 

#32503

Can you imagine the reaction from MAGA if Obama said this?

 

WOW.Donald Trump who’s repeatedly said that America is a “failing nation”, just said that he’d prefer to be “relaxing” in the south of France than being in the United States.Donald Trump is NOT an American patriot.pic.twitter.com/tdaAgsI57k

 

#32505
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Can you imagine the reaction from MAGA if Obama said this?

 

WOW.Donald Trump who’s repeatedly said that America is a “failing nation”, just said that he’d prefer to be “relaxing” in the south of France than being in the United States.Donald Trump is NOT an American patriot.pic.twitter.com/tdaAgsI57k

 

It'd be bad.  Not tan suit bad.  But bad.

#32507

 More from Trump's rally today:

Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.

"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”

That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.

“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

#32508
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 More from Trump's rally today:

Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.

"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”

That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.

“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

So he was calling him a fat pig with an intermediary?  That's what was happening here?  I feel like a 5 year old set this up.  Oh.

#32509
7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Can you imagine the reaction from MAGA if Obama said this?

 

WOW.Donald Trump who’s repeatedly said that America is a “failing nation”, just said that he’d prefer to be “relaxing” in the south of France than being in the United States.Donald Trump is NOT an American patriot.pic.twitter.com/tdaAgsI57k

 

A. France wouldn’t want him

B. Trump doesn’t know how to relax

Aside from that, it’s super rhetoric from the guy who tried a domestic coup in recent memory. 

#32510
 More from Trump's rally today:
Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.
"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”
That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.
“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

Honestly not sure who has the higher BMI, Christie or Trump.
#32512
9 hours ago, shakahorn said:


Honestly not sure who has the higher BMI, Christie or Trump.

Christie by a mile, but Trump isn't in a position to be fat shaming anyone.

 

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#32514
 More from Trump's rally today:
Trump was apprising the audience of recent polls that show him leading when he first mentioned Christie, the former New Jersey governor, who was once a close adviser.
"Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered.”
That's when a man in the crowd shouted out to prod Trump.
“Sir, please do not call him a fat pig. I’m trying to be nice. Don’t call him a fat pig," Trump said. "You can’t do that.”

It’s peurile. Petulant. Crass. Beneath societal discourse in any forum.

But I gotta say, the orange fuckstain is a pretty damn savvy (fourth grade playground) bully. It’s refined. Objectively pretty funny.

Not to say I’ll miss it when he’s fucking dead.
#32515
44 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Not that I'm thinking I'll be some sort of adonis at age 78.  But I look at this tub of shit and think of MontereyTXMF and some others on here.  And if given half the chance, they would absolutely without hesitation, perform fellatio on this man and his scrotum to prove their patriotism if he just asked.  No doubt in my mind, and nothing wrong with homosexual acts, but there are easily several dozen posters on here-hyperbole aside---who would put the cock 'n balls of Donald J. Trump into their oral cavities as a great American honor because it meant that brown people and homos would suffer as a result.  that's where we are and that's where his cum will be.  Congrats folks...

#32516
1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:


It’s peurile. Petulant. Crass. Beneath societal discourse in any forum.

But I gotta say, the orange fuckstain is a pretty damn savvy (fourth grade playground) bully. It’s refined. Objectively pretty funny.

Not to say I’ll miss it when he’s fucking dead.

No, he is not. No, it is not.

#32518
Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie RIPS Donald Trump:"This is the guy who said he was going to balance the budget in 4 years. He added $6 Trillion to the national debt in 4 years. More than any president in 4 years in this country's history.”

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#32519
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie RIPS Donald Trump:"This is the guy who said he was going to balance the budget in 4 years. He added $6 Trillion to the national debt in 4 years. More than any president in 4 years in this country's history.”

Throw Away Make It Rain GIF

Hmm….Chris sure didn’t have a problem with him exploding the debt when he campaign for him and ran his debate prep in 2020.  

#32520
35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie RIPS Donald Trump:"This is the guy who said he was going to balance the budget in 4 years. He added $6 Trillion to the national debt in 4 years. More than any president in 4 years in this country's history.”

Throw Away Make It Rain GIF

Donald Trump's retort:
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MAGA's everywhere, including self-described fiscally conservative Republicans:

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The rest of us:

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#32521
39 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Hmm….Chris sure didn’t have a problem with him exploding the debt when he campaign for him and ran his debate prep in 2020.  

Every one of these mother fuckers knows how bad Trump is damaging the country. They just don't give a shit and go along with it to rip Americans off and further their own selfish agendas. They're all completely empty shirts with zero moral accountability. They're rogue maniacs telling everyone else they should "follow Jesus"

#32522
@BaddCompani POTUS goes to church every Sunday then visits the graves of his family. The gravesite of Ivana Trump at Bedminster is overgrown and neglected. Tell me again who is compassionate and loves his family. Good versus evil.
Nixon’s dog Checkers’ grave. Trump’s first wife Ivana. 👇

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Edited by atomheartbevo

#32524
On 8/8/2023 at 4:54 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Can you imagine the reaction from MAGA if Obama said this?

 

WOW.Donald Trump who’s repeatedly said that America is a “failing nation”, just said that he’d prefer to be “relaxing” in the south of France than being in the United States.Donald Trump is NOT an American patriot.pic.twitter.com/tdaAgsI57k

 

Has Trump ever vacationed in the south of France? That doesn’t seem to be his style. And god, I’ll bet they despise him there. 

#32525
On 8/10/2023 at 3:48 PM, Jatrain said:

Hmm….Chris sure didn’t have a problem with him exploding the debt when he campaign for him and ran his debate prep in 2020.  

They’re all full of shit. Hypocrisy is their brand.

”Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.”  (Dick Cheney to Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill in 2002 when Bush and Cheney were setting new records in deficit spending and debt.)

 

Edited by WhatTheBuck

#32526
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
@BaddCompani POTUS goes to church every Sunday then visits the graves of his family. The gravesite of Ivana Trump at Bedminster is overgrown and neglected. Tell me again who is compassionate and loves his family. Good versus evil.
Nixon’s dog Checkers’ grave. Trump’s first wife Ivana. 👇

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Looks like somebody went and dug up the stolen documents and covered back over Ivana’s grave. 

#32527

 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
@BaddCompani POTUS goes to church every Sunday then visits the graves of his family. The gravesite of Ivana Trump at Bedminster is overgrown and neglected. Tell me again who is compassionate and loves his family. Good versus evil.
Nixon’s dog Checkers’ grave. Trump’s first wife Ivana. 👇

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She’ll be remembered every time the yard man needs to find the sprinkler system’s shut off valve box.

#32528
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Has Trump ever vacationed in the south of France? That doesn’t seem to be his style. And god, I’ll bet they despise him there. 


he thinks France wouldn’t extradite him, he’s wrong 

#32529
34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


he thinks France wouldn’t extradite him, he’s wrong 

If I was him, I wouldn’t vacation somewhere that has a history of chopping the heads off of rulers like him 

#32530
On 8/4/2023 at 9:26 PM, tx 3 putt said:

50 states with 50 different educational standards ?

how is dept of education trampling parent’s rights ?  Wouldn’t that fall on their local school boards ?

 

Trump: I will close the Department of Education.. We were going to do that. We were ready and then we had the COVID

 

It's even funnier when people assume that elite private schools will let their kids enroll.  If people are given vouchers for their kid's education (how is this not labeled socialism?), expect tuition for private education to raise significantly.  

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#32531
It's even funnier when people assume that elite private schools will let their kids enroll.  If people are given vouchers for their kid's education (how is this not labeled socialism?), expect tuition for private education to raise significantly.  

Bingo.
Same thing that happened when “student loans” were massively expanded. Even if it has the best of intentions, the laws of economics trump: massively increase the money supply, prices go up accordingly.
Of course, in the case of vouchers, the goal is to create a rigid caste system: those who can afford to educate their kids will raise educated children. Those who cannot will raise fungible wage slaves. This isn’t about giving poor families a choice (and it never has been). It’s about extinguishing all public education and all educational opportunities for the “out groups.”
#32532
42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If I was him, I wouldn’t vacation somewhere that has a history of chopping the heads off of rulers like him 

Does he even vacation? Besides golf?

If you had to say.... who has had the more worthwhile post-presidency? Dotard, or Jimmy Carter? I think it's a coin flip. Both have done truly great things and helped many people.

#32533
25 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

It's even funnier when people assume that elite private schools will let their kids enroll.  If people are given vouchers for their kid's education (how is this not labeled socialism?), expect tuition for private education to raise significantly.  


fl and Arkie private schools did just that, tuition was raised beyond the voucher amount 

$$$$

 

Also stuff like this (this can’t be real ?) …..

A charter school (BASIS) in Austin #Texas is selling $2500 VIP drop off and pick up parking spots for cars. With the #republicans push to privatize schooling  you will only see more of this.
 

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Austin going to Austin 

#32535

fl and Arkie private schools did just that, tuition was raised beyond the voucher amount 
$$$$
 
Also stuff like this (this can’t be real ?) …..
A charter school (BASIS) in Austin #Texas is selling $2500 VIP drop off and pick up parking spots for cars. With the #republicans push to privatize schooling  you will only see more of this.
 
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Austin going to Austin 

Private schools in Missouri or Iowa did the exact same thing
#32536
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


fl and Arkie private schools did just that, tuition was raised beyond the voucher amount 

$$$$

 

Also stuff like this (this can’t be real ?) …..

A charter school (BASIS) in Austin #Texas is selling $2500 VIP drop off and pick up parking spots for cars. With the #republicans push to privatize schooling  you will only see more of this.
 

IMG_6311.jpeg.94521139af8741b012ac78a295bdbbb1.jpeg

 

Austin going to Austin 

I don't have kids, so I don't know how this works, but you are telling me they are charging $2500 for a spot to pick up and drop off your kid?

#32537
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't have kids, so I don't know how this works, but you are telling me they are charging $2500 for a spot to pick up and drop off your kid?

My wife’s public school auctions a few spots every year.

#32538
16 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

My wife’s public school auctions a few spots every year.


Churches do it too 

#32541
10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wtf y’all. Use your money for something worthwhile. Good god. 

They auction a whole bunch of other shit and put the money raised back into the school.  I don’t pay a whole lot of attention to what things sell for, because I’m not bidding, but the parents have a lot of disposable income and don’t seem to mind spending it to make their kids school a better place.  The wife took a kid and three of their friends out bowling and to a pizza place one year and that went for $1500.

#32542
4 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You say that like conspicuous consumption is a bad thing.

Mr. Strawberry, you have a point.  

#32543
6 hours ago, Red Five said:

Does he even vacation? Besides golf?

If you had to say.... who has had the more worthwhile post-presidency? Dotard, or Jimmy Carter? I think it's a coin flip. Both have done truly great things and helped many people.

WTH does he need to vacation from. He hasn't worked a day in years. Surly not when he was president. 

#32544
18 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

WTH does he need to vacation from. He hasn't worked a day in years. Surly not when he was president. 

Hey now, pushing the special Diet Coke button while screaming at an aide to tune the TV to the gorilla channel will take its toll on anyone!

#32546
6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't have kids, so I don't know how this works, but you are telling me they are charging $2500 for a spot to pick up and drop off your kid?

Well, what you have to realize is that lil Parker, Emma, Kendall, and Trevor get chauffered to school every day.  EVERY DAY, not rainy days, not cold days, not extreme heat days.  Every. Fucking.  Day.

Riding bikes, walking, and carpooling are so gauche and plebeian.

And this means that there are astonishing lines for pickup and dropoff of kids every day.  It's a royal fucking pain in the ass for surrounding neighborhoods, too.

So, going to the head of the line in your Range Rover or S-Class is just more of what you and your spawn deserve.  Or really, what your nanny and your spawn deserve, and nanny probably doesn't drive a luxobarge.

Searching for a new house, I crossed off anything within a block of a school for this reason (collateral traffic becomes fubar), also parks.  My realtor asked me if I was a sex offender, jokingly. 

Edited by TwiceHorn

#32547
5 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

They auction a whole bunch of other shit and put the money raised back into the school.  I don’t pay a whole lot of attention to what things sell for, because I’m not bidding, but the parents have a lot of disposable income and don’t seem to mind spending it to make their kids school a better place.  The wife took a kid and three of their friends out bowling and to a pizza place one year and that went for $1500.

And that's fine for an underfunded public school, yes even in a ritzy hood, the public schools are probably scraping for most pennies because of equalization.

Doing it at a private school is kinda nasty.  Id think one of the premises/advantages of a private school is that the exorbitant tuition keeps things from being underfunded so parents don't have to donate school supplies and such.  Certainly to pay teacher salaries and bonuses.

#32549
“Trump is not fighting for you. You are his human shields, and you always have been.” – @jonstewart, from our season finale in April, on the way Trump’s supporters try to turn him into a freedom-fighting folk hero. https://t.co/0Kfr2xo32J

 

#32550
I still remember when Donald Trump promised tens of thousands of Foxconn jobs in Wisconsin.What a colossal failure.

Let’s not forget, Dude, that 45 was ineffectual. He is a ROUS in the Swamp.

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