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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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10 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Masterbating all day and eating McDonalds. He’s just like us. 

Yeah... but somehow it's different with Ivanka watching...

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I will saddened if a news station doesn’t have a 24 hour clock running at noon today 

Happy last full day of the Trump presidency! 4 years waiting for this say to happen 

15 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

hahah this fucking beta cuck bitch is taking his ball and going home. a no-show at the swearing in of his successor. what a bitchmade cunt.

that's your boy, @Johnny Sack!

Class, dignity and honor right to the bitter end.

Just now, Js1 said:

Happy last full day of the Trump presidency! 4 years waiting for this say to happen 

 

Should neg for disparaging the greatest movie ever made. 

34 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Talk all the shit you want, but Trump is going to finally release his promised Health Care plan today and it is going to be fucking awesome and it will bigly solve all of our problems. 

We're also gonna pack in a full infrastructure week today.  Just you wait. 

What else did he promise us with the "two week" label?  I honestly can't remember, but there were a bunch of them.  

He reminds me of me in high school, have four weeks to complete a paper and what did I do?  Write it the morning before it was due in 3rd period.  

Today is my last and final hope for Infrastructure Week. 

Just now, Constant said:

Today is my last and final hope for Infrastructure Week. 

We need to talk...

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

We need to talk...

I’ve been making shitty Infrastructure Week jokes for years. I wasn’t going to let today slip by without one. It’s on the agenda underneath ‘Healthcare plan’ and ‘Speak to Barron’. 

What if everything Trump promised us from winning, to world peace, to being globally respected again, to health care overhaul, to Covid-19 logistics, to infrastructure week, to rebooting the economy, to defeating terrorism...........what if all the solutions were inside Barron's snowglobe and we just couldn't communicate with him?

 

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17 minutes ago, Constant said:

Today is my last and final hope for Infrastructure Week. 

2 Weeks

RIP 2 Weeks.

I assume we’ll see the big, beautiful healthcare plan today?

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Only president to never hit 50% job approval?  Who in hell is voting for him?

Enough of us didn’t vote against him the first time around. We can’t be lazy voters when fascists are on the ballot. 

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Only president to never hit 50% job approval?  Who in hell is voting for him?

Approval rating in the 30s, lost the popular vote by over 7 million... and came within like 40k votes across three states from winning reelection. 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Approval rating in the 30s, lost the popular vote by over 7 million*... and came within like 40k votes across three states from winning reelection. 

Only POTUS to lose the popular vote TWICE.

Fuck you Electoral College. 

Anastasis has a point. I mean, have you guys heard what Genghis Khan did?

He deleted a bunch of emails?

And tried to kill Capt. Kirk and destroy the USS Enterprise. 

Just now, Underdog said:

And tried to kill Capt. Kirk and destroy the USS Enterprise. 

Nah, nah...you're thinking of Chaka Kahn.  

Are we getting Mexico's paid invoices all at once today or throughout the day?

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Approval rating in the 30s, lost the popular vote by over 7 million... and came within like 40k votes across three states from winning reelection. 

keep in mind he had approval ratings in the mid to high 90 percentages among Republicans throughout his presidency.  i think that might tell us something about Republicans, i dunno.

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Are we getting Mexico's paid invoices all at once today or throughout the day?

It's a reverse-remittance system through, in a stroke of massive irony, the check cashing place next to the Washateria.  

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

And tried to kill Capt. Kirk and destroy the USS Enterprise. 

Wrong Khan. Genghis killed Abraham Lincoln. 

13 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I think that history will view this as a minor act in the theatre. We're talking about a country that literally genocided native people and enslaved another. Trump is a fucking speed bump wrt the judgement of our historical baggage.  

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5 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Are we getting Mexico's paid invoices all at once today or throughout the day?

Probably a one time payment. How much could 12 miles of new wall cost?

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Probably a one time payment. How much could 12 miles of new wall cost?

Well you have the $15 for supplies, $10 for labor and $6 billion for a "library".

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

People are saying Trump is a domestic terrorist, as if he mobilized a group of people to intimidate and possibly assassinate Congress and the VP to overturn an election he lost.  

Lots of people.  The best people.  They’re saying it...

GTFO asshole!  Gritty FTMFW

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

And tried to kill Capt. Kirk and destroy the USS Enterprise. 

But he brought us rich Corinthian leather and brought out wildest fantasies to reality.

Son of a bitch tried to have Frank Drebin killed as well.

Just over 25 hours now. I think we're gonna make it. 

 

4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

But he brought us rich Corinthian leather and brought out wildest fantasies to reality.

Corinth is famous for its leather!

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Son of a bitch tried to have Frank Drebin killed as well.

Just over 25 hours now. I think we're gonna make it. 

 

And Frank, I don't want any trouble like we had last year on the South Side.  That's my policy.  

What's Nordberg doing in Detroit?  

(probably manipulating the Michigan vote) 

Well send him a new pair of pants. 

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1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Has he released his tax returns yet?

They're now under double-secret audit!

$50 and my left nut says he's spending the entire day seeing if presidential pardons can include tax returns.  

21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Corinth is famous for its leather!

...but Khan put it in a mid sized 1970's personal luxury coupe.

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21 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I guarantee Nordberg is a huge Trumpist.

They share a lawyer. 

From politico.  This is so sickening to read, I never thought I'd see something like this in my country.  This was always some far-away foreign country, not where I lived.  It also sends chills down my spine when I think how easily he could've been reelected.  If he had shown some empathy related to Covid, I think he gets another 4 years.  Thank God he doesn't have the ability to show empathy and he will be going away, hopefully to never be heard from again.

— Finally, Trump is departing a capital city that he transformed. Washington is essentially occupied by thousands of troops (Trump abandoned the Green Zone in Baghdad and set one up in D.C.), economically reeling from the pandemic (dozens of restaurants have closed), and scarred by the remnants of summer looting. The Capitol building remains defaced by the attack instigated by the departing president and ringed by steel fencing and concrete barriers.

Yesterday we made some final preparations to cover the inaugural. One of us criss-crossed downtown streets clotted with military vehicles and troops in camo on our way to get yet another coronavirus test at the Pentagon. Another one of us visited our long-vacant office to pick up a bulletproof vest. That’s the Washington Trump is leaving behind.

Trump is 100% wondering if he can pardon himself for his tax crimes.

The pillow wars have begun. Thanks Obama 

Only president to never hit 50% job approval?  Who in hell is voting for him?

Can I introduce you to The Electoral College?
5 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Trump is 100% wondering if he can pardon himself for his tax crimes.

He probably ramped up the tax fraud over the last 4 years in preparation for it.  No telling how much he has embezzled from his campaign either.  He was dirty as hell before he was President. I can't imagine how dirty he became once he thought he had a get out of jail free card. 

17 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

...but Khan put it in a mid sized 1970's personal luxury coupe.

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And the funniest thing is that leather in the car actually came from...  Newark.  

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