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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This fucking guy

 

Wow. And MAGAts are concerned about Biden’s mental state?

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11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This fucking guy

 

In all seriousness, I know a lot of Republican Jews who were Trump supporters because of his perceived loyalty (or whatever) to Israel.  Single issue voters.  This will not sit well with them.

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2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

In all seriousness, I know a lot of Republican Jews who were Trump supporters because of his perceived loyalty (or whatever) to Israel.  Single issue voters.  This will not sit well with them.

Oh please, they will just say they have to vote for Trump because he's the only candidate who will help Israel "strengthen themselves up" because anti-Semitic senile Biden won't do anything because he loves Ukraine too much and doesn't care about anyone but our European "allies" that they no longer care about because most European leaders didn't like Trump.   

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, they will just say they have to vote for Trump because he's the only candidate who will help Israel "strengthen themselves up" because anti-Semitic senile Biden won't do anything because he loves Ukraine too much and doesn't care about anyone but our European "allies" that they no longer care about because most European leaders didn't like Trump.   

The pessimist in me agrees, but I've seen a few reluctant kudos to Biden's response already. 

The Republican Jews have culty behavior, but unlike the rest of the party its towards a country and not a person.  I think they'll pivot, especially if Trump doubles and triples down on this take, which he absolutely will do.

"Biden and democrats don't support Israel enough, because reasons or something!!"

Trump: "Hey Israel. Get your shit together. Tired of fucking around with you weak pussies." 

"(silence)"

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, they will just say they have to vote for Trump because he's the only candidate who will help Israel "strengthen themselves up" because anti-Semitic senile Biden won't do anything because he loves Ukraine too much and doesn't care about anyone but our European "allies" that they no longer care about because most European leaders didn't like Trump.   

26 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The pessimist in me agrees, but I've seen a few reluctant kudos to Biden's response already. 

The Republican Jews have culty behavior, but unlike the rest of the party its towards a country and not a person.  I think they'll pivot, especially if Trump doubles and triples down on this take, which he absolutely will do.

Sending a couple of carrier battle groups into the area, plus repositioning an MEU in the Persian Gulf is getting some notice amongst my Jewish friends (then again, they weren't Trumpkins to begin with).

On 10/10/2023 at 5:03 PM, YGIFS said:

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That is fantastic, let me first to rep.  Also, somebody with interwebs skills.  Put that dry erase board from that "Silicon Valley" episode where they're trying to figure out how many dicks they can jack off at the same time.  It will go viral by midnight and make us all kinda NIL money.  

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Pos rep.  I have no idea how, but can we superimpose Trump right where Gilfoyle is standing?  It's almost too perfect.

I tried grabbing trump from his image but his navy blazer blended too much with the navy background. It also looked way too shopped. Guilfoyl’e’s background is complex as well. It just ain’t worth the effort with very basic tools I have.

 

Speaking of basic tools, looks like Trump could easily handle 2 to 4 with those grips.  

Also, is anybody else kinda surprised, and also kinda disappointed, that Trump has yet to release some version of "If I was President, I would have a peace deal between Israel and Hamas within 24 hours."???  Then when pressed on what such a plan would look like, he'd say (as per usual), "Everybody knows how to get this kind of deal done, except Biden apparently.  I mean, we all know it.  It would take me to actually negotiate the deal as the best deal-maker on Earth...but everybody knows what it should look like."  

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This is it.  Let's go to Market! 

"NOW THAT'S A RALLY!" 

Like any good software person, I discovered a bug after deploying to production. Whiteboard frame was fucked up. Where’s QA?

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Trump's picture looks more like two blow jobs at once. Completely different calculations.

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The pessimist in me agrees, but I've seen a few reluctant kudos to Biden's response already. 

The Republican Jews have culty behavior, but unlike the rest of the party its towards a country and not a person.  I think they'll pivot, especially if Trump doubles and triples down on this take, which he absolutely will do.

You should fucking send those links to them. 

That middle-out analysis is not applicable, because they didn't account for Trump's unusually small hands.

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

That middle-out analysis is not applicable, because they didn't account for Trump's unusually small hands.

Only use case is for small payloads

On 10/10/2023 at 5:01 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

He's doing the Shawn Michaels face.

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Loses first legal battle to keep him off the Colorado primary ballot

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/13/politics/colorado-trump-14th-amendment/index.html

 

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Former President Donald Trump has lost the first of several attempts to throw out a lawsuit that seeks to block him from the 2024 presidential ballot in Colorado, based on the 14th Amendment’s prohibition against insurrectionists holding public office.

Colorado District Judge Sarah Wallace this week rejected Trump’s bid to get the lawsuit dismissed on free-speech grounds.

The former president still has several pending challenges against the case, which was initiated by a liberal government watchdog group.

A trial to determine Trump’s eligibility is set for October 30, if the case reaches that stage. Colorado election officials say there’s a “hard deadline” to resolve the dispute before January 5, when the ballot printing process begins for the March 5 Republican primary.

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18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

The Trump Doral also features some good grub

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Trump Doral also features some good grub

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2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


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Do it!

I deconstructed the events of the last few days and have been unable to come up with a good plan.

23 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Now that Javanka is ghosting him, who are the Jews for Trump?  Trump saying how smart Hamas is was a great political move on his part, right?

Too late, Ron, you doink. Lots of people tried to tell you that you can't duck your way through the primary without contesting the orange orb godking. It's too late, Elva.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂


Every time this dude talks he looses a percentage point. He talks like that whiny neighbor, that even if he’s right, you're just like stfu dude. Go away.

7 minutes ago, Covri said:


Every time this dude talks he looses a percentage point. He talks like that whiny neighbor, that even if he’s right, you're just like stfu dude. Go away.

Probably because he acts like he has a remote dildo shoved up his ass that is turned up to 11.

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Probably because he acts like he has a remote dildo shoved up his ass that is turned up to 11.
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It's the same picture / J Peg

All of them.
On 10/11/2023 at 9:20 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

This fucking guy

 

this is all i hear...

 

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Honestly, all I hear when I close my eyes is the rabbi in Elaine’s building on Seinfeld.  I can never un-hear it. 

10 hours ago, Covri said:


Every time this dude talks he looses a percentage point. He talks like that whiny neighbor, that even if he’s right, you're just like stfu dude. Go away.

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On 10/12/2023 at 6:36 PM, Pancho said:

 

 

 


It's pretty clear that Saudi Arabia, Inc. calls all of the shots for Trump, Inc. these days. 

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

Every accusation is a confession

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

I see Ron has attendance levels approaching those at the end of Spinal Tap’s tour. At least he’s big in Asia - well, maybe average height.

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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On 10/13/2023 at 1:58 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Trump Doral also features some good grub

The first I've heard of this. 

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

The first I've heard of this. 

Well first, you deconstruct a burger

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Well first, you deconstruct a burger
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