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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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If Biden said the wrong city all the dipshits in that crowd would be saying he needs to be euthanized. 

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Just realized I did that. Guess I had baseball on the brain or something with the Rangers in the World Series!

To be fair, I'd vote for Hunter a million times before I voted for Mike.

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No reason to even hide it. Maybe Putin can hold a rally for trump ?

 

Fence posts are actually useful though.

Trump is plenty useful. The problem is he’s useful for the wrong people.
14 minutes ago, Woland said:


Trump is plenty useful. The problem is he’s useful for the wrong people.

Saudi Arabia Laughing GIF by Saturday Night Live

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

No reason to even hide it. Maybe Putin can hold a rally for trump ?

 

The head of the GOP is too much of a fucking coward to stand up to the Russians.  

How long until he starts talking about how Reagan and George H.W. were bad people for saying bad things about the Soviet Union?

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

The head of the GOP is too much of a fucking coward to stand up to the Russians.  

How long until he starts talking about how Reagan and George H.W. were bad people for saying bad things about the Soviet Union?

Sigh.

This thread was much cooler when we were talking about delicious fried chicken.

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I like the fried chicken from my local grocery store's hot food counter. Also, Donald Trump is a fat fucking piece of human garbage and I hope dies very very soon.

8 hours ago, tx ind said:

He’s so used to getting Sioux’ed they just all run together

 

8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Why you wanna Sioux me?

Sioux everybody!

 

5 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

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Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

Been on trial everywhere, man.

been on trial everywhere, man.

Crossed the judge's line, man.

Breathed the covid air, man. 

Of lammin it, had my share man, 

Been on trial everywhere

(music & lyrics by the Man in Orange) 

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8 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

He’s a couple fries short of a happy meal. That’s for sure.

He definitely sniffs his own farts.

8 minutes ago, brakeman said:

He definitely sniffs his own farts.

I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate the smell of his own brand.

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate the smell of his own brand.

Eddie Murphy No GIF by Coming to America

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

No reason to even hide it. Maybe Putin can hold a rally for trump ?

 

You know what's amazingly stupid about Trump siding with Putin and his comments about pulling out of military alliances and the like?  It's that it shows he's a shitty businessman.

Sure, our military alliances, and our big-ass Navy and Air Force are there to help prevent another world war, especially since the next one could be even worse than the last one, and you can argue that it worked - Europe, one of our largest trading partners, has been relatively stable since 1945 (Yugoslavia was always going to shit the bed).  Asia is stable and prosperous.  And arguably, if we want to be the leader of the (free) world, then we have to put in the effort/money to act like it, because if we back off, China will eventually take our place in a few decades once they've built up a navy that can project power worldwide like we currently do.

But at the end of the day, the fact that the US helped put together military alliances where we are the cornerstone, and the fact that the US has a big-ass Navy and big-ass Air Force, those are huge part of the reason why we are the economic powerhouse that we are today, it's why American businesses have a global reach.  Our military and our alliances stabilized Europe and Asia, which means stable markets for our goods, and our Navy makes sure that American goods get to where they are going around the world, and that our imports get here to the US. Trump can only think like a small-time developer, so his ability to see the bigger picture outside of his personal interests is non-existent.

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43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You know what's amazingly stupid about Trump siding with Putin and his comments about pulling out of military alliances and the like?  It's that it shows he's a shitty businessman.

Sure, our military alliances, and our big-ass Navy and Air Force are there to help prevent another world war, especially since the next one could be even worse than the last one, and you can argue that it worked - Europe, one of our largest trading partners, has been relatively stable since 1945 (Yugoslavia was always going to shit the bed).  Asia is stable and prosperous.  And arguably, if we want to be the leader of the (free) world, then we have to put in the effort/money to act like it, because if we back off, China will eventually take our place in a few decades once they've built up a navy that can project power worldwide like we currently do.

But at the end of the day, the fact that the US helped put together military alliances where we are the cornerstone, and the fact that the US has a big-ass Navy and big-ass Air Force, those are huge part of the reason why we are the economic powerhouse that we are today, it's why American businesses have a global reach.  Our military and our alliances stabilized Europe and Asia, which means stable markets for our goods, and our Navy makes sure that American goods get to where they are going around the world, and that our imports get here to the US. Trump can only think like a small-time developer, so his ability to see the bigger picture outside of his personal interests is non-existent.

That’s a lot of big words that don’t include the naming rights to a Trump Tower in Moscow. 

50 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You know what's amazingly stupid about Trump siding with Putin and his comments about pulling out of military alliances and the like?  It's that it shows he's a shitty businessman.

Sure, our military alliances, and our big-ass Navy and Air Force are there to help prevent another world war, especially since the next one could be even worse than the last one, and you can argue that it worked - Europe, one of our largest trading partners, has been relatively stable since 1945 (Yugoslavia was always going to shit the bed).  Asia is stable and prosperous.  And arguably, if we want to be the leader of the (free) world, then we have to put in the effort/money to act like it, because if we back off, China will eventually take our place in a few decades once they've built up a navy that can project power worldwide like we currently do.

But at the end of the day, the fact that the US helped put together military alliances where we are the cornerstone, and the fact that the US has a big-ass Navy and big-ass Air Force, those are huge part of the reason why we are the economic powerhouse that we are today, it's why American businesses have a global reach.  Our military and our alliances stabilized Europe and Asia, which means stable markets for our goods, and our Navy makes sure that American goods get to where they are going around the world, and that our imports get here to the US. Trump can only think like a small-time developer, so his ability to see the bigger picture outside of his personal interests is non-existent.

Instant gratification addict with the impulse control of a toddler and foresight of a goldfish

25 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Instant gratification addict with the impulse control of a toddler and foresight of a goldfish

And the intellect of a rutabaga. 

49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And the intellect of a rutabaga. 

I will accept “slow rutabaga”

What is this idiot going on about?

32 minutes ago, dcbc said:

What is this idiot going on about?

Gonna have to be more specific

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Gonna have to be more specific

What's with the boots?

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Cue Alanis:

 

For once I agree with Don Jr on something. And that doesn’t only apply to DeSantis.

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

For once I agree with Don Jr on something. And that doesn’t only apply to DeSantis.

You both hate cocaine but like the way it smells? 

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Cue Alanis:

 

so daddy's comb over doesn't fall in this category ?? vanity , insecurity ??

Jr reminds me of Kendall Roy, but that is an insult to Kendall.

27 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

so daddy's comb over doesn't fall in this category ?? vanity , insecurity ??

all i know is i wish i could forget about him

Simple Minds refused to do that song multiple times because they didn't like the vanity/insecurity line and message. The studio had to fly a copy of the movie over to Europe to screen it for them so they'd get it. 

12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I will accept “slow rutabaga”

That was the name of my emo-bluegrass band. Kinda a Chris Gaines with banjos thing. 

22 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

so daddy's comb over doesn't fall in this category ?? vanity , insecurity ??

The stunning lack of self-awareness with the males in that family is remarkable.

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

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He looks like he just got done blowing Al Jolson.  

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

He looks like he just got done blowing Al Jolson.  

🤣brevity bein' the soul of fuckin' wit right here

Come on!!!! That can't be a real post.


He's going to present not only a "large", but a "complex", and an "irrefutable" "REPORT" on election fraud by a bunch of people who were targeting the "RIGGERS".


Do I have that correct?

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He's going to present not only a "large", but a "complex", detailed, and but "irrefutable" "REPORT" on election fraud by a bunch of people who were targeting the "RIGGERS".

Do I have that correct?

no, but i fixed it for you.

there are times for an and and times for a but and this is a really great time for an and.

i spent part of my weekend proofing my nephew's college application essays, and if this dude went to penn, then my nephew is going to mega-harvard.

Gotta admit he's ballsy for willingly typing 'riggers' so many times. I assume that most autocorrects are set to save your ass from Kramer'ing yourself, but still feels risky.

Then again, not like any of his supporters would hold it again him if his thumb wandered a little south on the keyboard while swiping.

[emoji1787]brevity bein' the soul of fuckin' wit right here
First time for anything with That poster.
2 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Rigger, please.

how you gonna drop an n bomb with two hard fuckin rs

9 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
4 hours ago, Rimbo said:
emoji1787.pngbrevity bein' the soul of fuckin' wit right here

First time for anything with That poster.

I save the long stuff for your mom

He keeps calling the black prosecutor in NY “****aboo”.  He keeps calling the predominantly black voting block in Georgia “*iggers”.

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