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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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And I think the black singer gentleman went on to become Minister of Culture or something in the administration.

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MFer looks like Wink Martindale. 

Likes like the goddamn debil honestly and that comb over is running out of road.

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buddy of mine’s Wi-Fi was glitching and froze…this is the image when it froze. 
 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Legs look photoshopped 

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Likes like the goddamn debil honestly and that comb over is running out of road.
 

He looks like that's the first time he's met his grandkid.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Dotard would need to lose 200 pounds to fit in Hitler's clothes, and Hitler's hair looks better.  

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2 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 but Hitler's hair looks better.

That's because it was actually his.

On 11/14/2023 at 6:18 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Truth Social has brought in $3.7 million (probably MyPillow, gold coin, and prepper supply ads) and lost $73 million.  Alex Jones did a lot better than that.

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TRUTH SOCIAL lost $73M, not Trump himself.

It probably lost $73M because Trump paid himself $73M. 

On 11/13/2023 at 5:00 PM, TexasEd said:

 

Don't forget this classic.

 

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Well done

say, Marla...what would you say is your favorite affair you've had?

"Oh, I like 'em all about the same I guess."

I AM THE EXACT SAME WAY! 

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

say, Marla...what would you say is your favorite affair you've had?

"Oh, I like 'em all about the same I guess."

I AM THE EXACT SAME WAY! 

[GQP fucktard] His wife cheated on him!  He just like us! [/GQP fucktard}

The best words, or me with a Playboy at 14.

 

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But I was told Mexico was, in fact, going to pay for it

 

 

 

 

My god, he's invoking the Pancho Villa defense.  

My god, he's invoking the Pancho Villa defense.  

I like how that story ended.

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This man has a real fear of wind turbines …

 

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He’s scared of everything because he’s a pussy. 

What a bizarre feeling that must be, to know with 100% certainty that you could stand up there and talk for an hour about how the moon is made of cheese, or whatever, and still have tens of millions of people willing to line up to vote for you for President.

Hell, he could talk for an hour about how he conned everyone into voting for him in 2016 and 2020, and the vast majority would still vote for him. 

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Odd speech writing 

 

The pee tapes, absolutely, are real.

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1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

The pee tapes, absolutely, are real.

Every denial is a confession

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This man has a real fear of wind turbines …

 

I don't think it's fear, it's just terminal boomerbrain where he jumps to fear when he doesn't understand something 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

terminal boomerbrain where he jumps to fear when he doesn't understand something 

wtf?

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2 hours ago, Captainant said:

I don't think it's fear, it's just terminal boomerbrain where he jumps to fear when he doesn't understand something 

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On 11/19/2023 at 7:15 AM, Captainant said:

 boomerbrain 

Shit like that causes people to not take you seriously. I'd drop it

23 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Shit like that causes people to not take you seriously. I'd drop it

Um, have you met my in laws?  Boomerbrain is 10000000% accurate.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Um, have you met my in laws?  Boomerbrain is 10000000% accurate.

Yeah well mine are the exact opposite. My parents as well. 

Look around how many magas are under 50? A ton. 

Saying shit like that is just as stupid as saying all black people or all Jews or all whomever are a certain way. It's dumb and prejudice. 

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah well mine are the exact opposite. My parents as well. 

Look around how many magas are under 50? A ton. 

Saying shit like that is just as stupid as saying all black people or all Jews or all whomever are a certain way. It's dumb and prejudice. 

Sorry that I seem to have struck a nerve! But lmfao come off it with your fox news ass talking point shit comparing talking shit about boomers to clear cut racism. Look, I'm glad the elders in your life haven't gone fucking crazy, but holy shit it's a super majority of the olds that I am related to and know. 

Sure they may say how awful trump is, but then they'll turn around a happily cheer on abbott and talk about how the democrats are trying open the borders. But sure. Yes. #notallboomers. Or whatever 

42 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah well mine are the exact opposite. My parents as well. 

Look around how many magas are under 50? A ton. 

Saying shit like that is just as stupid as saying all black people or all Jews or all whomever are a certain way. It's dumb and prejudice. 

OK, boomer.

Voting in 2020... 

Women and young people are going to save our asses

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9 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Voting in 2020... 

Women and young people are going to save our asses

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But remember, the media would have you believe that women and young voters have suddenly flipped to Trump because Biden is old or something. 

It only took 3.5 years for women to decide they actually hate having control over their own bodies and young people love regressive policies as they relate to taxes, abortion, gay marriage, etc.  

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

But remember, the media would have you believe that women and young voters have suddenly flipped to Trump because Biden is old or something. 

It only took 3.5 years for women to decide they actually hate having control over their own bodies and young people love regressive policies as they relate to taxes, abortion, gay marriage, etc.  

Yep.  They were stating it on CNN this morning as undeniable fact.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

But remember, the media would have you believe that women and young voters have suddenly flipped to Trump because Biden is old or something. 

It only took 3.5 years for women to decide they actually hate having control over their own bodies and young people love regressive policies as they relate to taxes, abortion, gay marriage, etc.  

The media's overly negative spin on how they think Biden voters are going to vote next year is really odd.  I don't get it.  To me the turd in the punchbowl is idiots like RFK, Stein and Machin.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  They were stating it on CNN this morning as undeniable fact.

CNN is chasing Fox News, while trying to appear like they aren’t.  

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

CNN is chasing Fox News, while trying to appear like they aren’t.  

Yep, I used to have them on in the background when I worked out in the afternoons, but they are fairly useless now.  Election night is pretty much their only function for me now.

Voting in 2020... 
Women and young people are going to save our asses
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What % of those age groups voted?
4 minutes ago, TexPx said:
1 hour ago, texasdago said:
Voting in 2020... 
Women and young people are going to save our asses
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What % of those age groups voted?

Was at the gym this morning and I believe the chrono said that the latest poll they were touting was 46-42 for Biden among those under 35.

Seems... unrealistic.

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

Sorry that I seem to have struck a nerve! But lmfao come off it with your fox news ass talking point shit comparing talking shit about boomers to clear cut racism. Look, I'm glad the elders in your life haven't gone fucking crazy, but holy shit it's a super majority of the olds that I am related to and know. 

Sure they may say how awful trump is, but then they'll turn around a happily cheer on abbott and talk about how the democrats are trying open the borders. But sure. Yes. #notallboomers. Or whatever 

Say whatever you want.

I was letting you how stupid it sounds. 

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