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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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A pyschotic narcissist leads the irony-deaf to destroy the village in order to save it.

Without actual discourse, there's little to be done about it.

That is straight from Steven Miller.  The rest of his hour and a half diatribe was his "normal" stream of consciousness blather, but he ended with this off the prompter.  This.  Is.  The.  Plan.

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5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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A pyschotic narcissist leads the irony-deaf to destroy the village in order to save it.

Without actual discourse, there's little to be done about it.

There's ONE thing that can and will be done about it.  And the funny thing is, the fascist right won't get the irony -- they'll be hoisted not just on their own petard, but on a petard they worship and masturbate to: guns.

See, this is America.  Where even our lefties have guns.  Do a roll call on this very board -- plenty of us who are stridently anti-Trump and anti-MAGA fascism....also own multiple firearms and are quite skilled with them.  American fascists are pressing down on the "fuck around" gas pedal.  There's some 30/06, .300 WBY mag, .270, .223, and a variety of other calibers of "find out" waiting for them when they cross the rubicon.  Seriously, it's the wild-card they are too fucking stupid to acknowledge.  They bull forward in their idiocy, thinking that they are the only people capable of violence.  Let them keep thinking that.

For a guy who bankrupted two necktie companies and probably at least got the leftover inventory…how the fuck does he only have three ties to wear on rotation?
Because he's a fraud. And everything about him is fraudulent.

Mike Schur (writer for The Office and creator of Parks and Rec) tells a story about the wedding gift Donald Trump gave him.

Because he's a fraud. And everything about him is fraudulent.

Mike Schur (writer for The Office and creator of Parks and Rec) tells a story about the wedding gift Donald Trump gave him.

The clip cuts off, but the vase has a plain white back. It's the kind of vase that sits on a table in the hallway of a hotel floor. The kind of vase that a large hotel chain would order thousands of.
16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I thought they hated drag queens. 

Drag queens have better clothes and makeup 

I don't believe him when he says 4 hookers.  It was Melania and 3 hookers.

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Yes, that's four hookers.

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It's Thanksgiving Eve.  Trump must be having a bad day.  

 

 

He's just a bright ray of sunshine, who makes me feel better about the world we all live in. 

He bashed the court clerk again. Is he in jail yet?

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Thanksgiving Eve.  Trump must be having a bad day.  

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Thanksgiving Eve.  Trump must be having a bad day.  

 

 

The comments are amazing on this Thanksgiving eve. Shoot it right between my toes

10 hours ago, otisdog said:

Yes, that's four hookers.

What if it was Melania, Ivanka and two hookers?

That's right, donald JAIL trump.  Go fuck yourself.  With that tiny little middle finger, no less.

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On 11/21/2023 at 12:25 PM, Beau Vine said:

We drove from 78666 to Denver yesterday and took the eastern route because of snow on Raton Pass.

When you cross into Oklahoma on this desolate stretch of 287, you're met with a sign that says "Welcome to Oklahoma."  The next sign you see informs you that you're driving on "The President Donald J. Trump Highway."   I'm driving back on the New Mexico route; I don't care how much snow there is.  

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They had to change state law that precluded naming highways after living people. When we found out where it was we all laughed and said “oh ok you can have this one.”

Is it like fine art where the sign creator can sell it for way more when Trump dies?

20 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Thanksgiving Eve.  Trump must be having a bad day.  

 

 

You would be too if you had to spend a day with his spunk goblin kids 

35% of American adults spent the night before our most American of holidays reading his jibberish as gospel and hoping the Rainbow Bridge incident was part of a broader terrorism attack on innocent traveling families.  
 

I watched college basketball, watched my daughters decorate my SiL’s Christmas tree and brined a massive turkey.  
 

but people like me are the problem with this country, right?  

11 hours ago, AnTiM said:

That's right, donald JAIL trump.  Go fuck yourself.  With that tiny little middle finger, no less.

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X, X, X, XX, X, X, X, X, 1

7 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

X, X, X, XX, X, X, X, X, 1

You're saying X to Donald's vagina neck?? 

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8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

You would be too if you had to spend a day with his spunk goblin kids 

Spunk Goblin Kids - Great band name or great heel wrestling stable?  

 

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Moved from the Football board lest I trigger someone over there.  This observation (from Chainsaw) is good enough for two threads.

16 hours ago, chainsaw said:

peak Kubrick

Are we talking 2001 A Space Odyssey (old man in ornate interiors setting), The Shining (ghost bartender), or Clockwork Orange (rape)?

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Peak Kubrick was Full Metal Jacket.

Where’s Bill Burr’s wife when you need her? 

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

i'm... honestly kind of shocked. a college football game in the deep south, i would have thought that was right in his wheelhouse.

19 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i'm... honestly kind of shocked. a college football game in the deep south, i would have thought that was right in his wheelhouse.

College students fucking hate the dude.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

College students fucking hate the dude.

well yeah but most of those in attendance aren't college students🤔

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

i'm... honestly kind of shocked. a college football game in the deep south, i would have thought that was right in his wheelhouse.

It was in his wheelhouse.  There were some boos of course, but there were plenty of crowd shots that clearly show that he was cheered by a large margin.

Whatever.  Fuck him.

Cheered on by a bunch of cocks...  Winning. 

9 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

It was in his wheelhouse.  There were some boos of course, but there were plenty of crowd shots that clearly show that he was cheered by a large margin.

Whatever.  Fuck him.

Yeah, that sounded like 75% cheers w/ the balance booing.  

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

OK, but Checkers had to live with Nixon his whole life.

15 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

OK, but Checkers had to live with Nixon his whole life.

Ok but Ivana had to live with trump for some of hers. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok but Ivana had to live with trump for some of hers. 

In dog years, Checkers lived with Nixon for 84 years.  

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

In dog years, Checkers lived with Nixon for 84 years.  

Well that would make Ivana, what 583 at the time of her passing?  

On 11/23/2023 at 5:30 AM, AnTiM said:

That's right, donald JAIL trump.  Go fuck yourself.  With that tiny little middle finger, no less.

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Wonder if that finger had just been in Alina Habbas' pussy

 

On 11/26/2023 at 3:14 PM, mchookem said:

i'm... honestly kind of shocked. a college football game in the deep south, i would have thought that was right in his wheelhouse.

Might be because Nikki Haley is a Clemson grad.

Thank goodness.  Because if there’s one thing I know, it’s that older folks in cognitive decline are quick to acknowledge it and definitely wouldn’t try to hide and deny it. 

On 11/26/2023 at 2:56 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Hmm…

 

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I'm the first to admit, I'm easily fooled when it comes to internet pictures/photoshop.  This does not look real at all.  Epstein and the other dude behind him without shirts?  Their heads don't look real.  And everybody is looking in a different direction, not at the camera?  Makes little sense.  But, and I'm sure I'll get assigned to a re-education camp in 2025, I am 100% certain that Donald Trump sexually molested a teenage girl many years ago.  And while it's never okay to do that to a minor, it's especially disturbing when it was his own daughter.  That he publicly makes comments about her attractiveness is icing on the cake by a predator to his victims that he still enjoys lording over her.  

But yeah, if somebody wants to explain what the fuck is going on in this "photo", I'm all ears. 

I'm the first to admit, I'm easily fooled when it comes to internet pictures/photoshop.  This does not look real at all.  Epstein and the other dude behind him without shirts?  Their heads don't look real.  And everybody is looking in a different direction, not at the camera?  Makes little sense.  But, and I'm sure I'll get assigned to a re-education camp in 2025, I am 100% certain that Donald Trump sexually molested a teenage girl many years ago.  And while it's never okay to do that to a minor, it's especially disturbing when it was his own daughter.  That he publicly makes comments about her attractiveness is icing on the cake by a predator to his victims that he still enjoys lording over her.  
But yeah, if somebody wants to explain what the fuck is going on in this "photo", I'm all ears. 

Everybody knows what’s going on in this photo.
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I'm the first to admit, I'm easily fooled when it comes to internet pictures/photoshop.  This does not look real at all.  Epstein and the other dude behind him without shirts?  Their heads don't look real.  And everybody is looking in a different direction, not at the camera?  Makes little sense.  But, and I'm sure I'll get assigned to a re-education camp in 2025, I am 100% certain that Donald Trump sexually molested a teenage girl many years ago.  And while it's never okay to do that to a minor, it's especially disturbing when it was his own daughter.  That he publicly makes comments about her attractiveness is icing on the cake by a predator to his victims that he still enjoys lording over her.  

But yeah, if somebody wants to explain what the fuck is going on in this "photo", I'm all ears. 

Honestly kind of looks ai generated. Welcome to the future. 

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