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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Robert DeNiro is no fan of Trump, as we all know.

https://apple.news/AIFrSzSqYRcqSBNkWJGq4pQ

"History isn't history anymore. Truth isn't truth, and even facts are being replaced by alternative facts and driven by conspiracy theories and ugliness," De Niro said onstage. "In Florida, young students are taught that slaves developed skills that could be applied for their personal benefit. The entertainment industry isn't immune to this festering disease. The Duke, John Wayne, famously said of Native Americans, 'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.'"

He continued, "Lying has become just another tool in the charlatan's arsenal. The former president lied to us more than 30,000 times during his four years in office, and he's keeping up the pace with his current campaign of retribution. With all of his lies, he can't hide his soul. He attacks the weak, destroys the gifts of nature and shows his disrespect for example using Pocahontas as a slur," referencing Trump's popular nickname for Senator Elizabeth Warren.


"You don't know what's going to happen. You don't feel safe," he said on Michael Moore's podcast Rumble in 2019 about Trump's time in office. "The president is such an idiot and doesn't do anything that we can rely on or feel safe about, even good intentions -- he has no good intentions. That's your role as president, to make people feel good and positive. Even though it's easier said than done, that's your responsibility as president. He doesn't have any of that, as we all know."

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Faith & Polling. 

Somebody write a "Pew" research poll joke.  It's right fucking there.  I mean c'mon.  It's a fucking computer.  There's no fucking way this is real.

Only looked at the thread title and assumed this must be the Yormark thread.

In all seriousness, he’s just so fucking dumb. Like a truly unintelligent person. It’s crazy what being white and rich can do for you.

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Only looked at the thread title and assumed this must be the Yormark thread.

In all seriousness, he’s just so fucking dumb. Like a truly unintelligent person. It’s crazy what being white and rich can do for you.

Or, in his case...being orange and over-leveraged.

4 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Only looked at the thread title and assumed this must be the Yormark thread.

In all seriousness, he’s just so fucking dumb. Like a truly unintelligent person. It’s crazy what being white and rich can do for you.


 

Trump was the test from God, and all these fake Christians are failing 

Trump was the test from God, and all these fake Christians are failing 

I mean, the funny thing is….while this is spot-on political bumper sticker stuff, it’s also a theological bullseye. Christian theology is a huge blinking neon sign warning against…exactly what American “Christians” are doing with Trump. Its amazing. Irony is completely dead.
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18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump was the test from God, and all these fake Christians are failing 

The mark of the beast : r/dankchristianmemes

Name of the teachers or courses Barron currently has at school.  What is Tiffany’s street address or even what exact part of town she lives in?

57 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I think Tony Montana had that same cat, same gaudy mansion, same amount of coke 

Governor Ron's War on Disney aint' doing too well if Kim is starring as the next villain in the 101 Dalmations franchise.  Or the next villain in the Little Mermaid, I can't tell.

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"When I'm President, I'll make sure there are 12 deserving teams in the playoff, not 4!".

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

That video pretty much sums up everything about the United States in 2023. Some future historian will think they've hit the jackpot when they find it in 100 years.

24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Are Americans really divided about hating FSU? Other than floridians, I guess.

 

 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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"Sir, I think you mean to say that Florida State is the first undefeated Power 5 conference champion to miss the playoff." 

"No, no I'm told they've the first Power 5 team ever to be left out. Back when America was great, all five of these great, patriotic Power 5 teams were guaranteed to be invited. Just terrible to see how far we've fallen in Joe Biden's America."

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“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. 

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. 

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. 

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. 

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”
-Nate White

 

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On 12/3/2023 at 8:33 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Gozer the Gozarian?

11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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I do like the just randomness of it he seems to admit. Let’s blame Desanctimonius!  Why not?

44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I do like the just randomness of it he seems to admit. Let’s blame Desanctimonius!  Why not?

Duh…it’s Florida…who don’t I like in Florida? Duh…blame DeSanctimonious!

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Gozer the Gozarian?

If she asks if you’re a god, say yes!

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If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

Thats an outstanding line. 

This goes in this thread.

 

 

 

20 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Gozer the Gozarian?

Wait a sec. Gozer had a pretty smoking body IIRC.

 

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Dear lord.

Dear lord.

1930s Germany had no real economic power and actually very little military power. Our version of nazism is going to be wild.

Calls Al Capone the GOAT. Don’t think I’m gonna win Bingo this year.

 

On 12/4/2023 at 8:10 PM, Dnaguy said:


 

 

 

he's a huge wanker


1930s Germany had no real economic power and actually very little military power. Our version of nazism is going to be wild.
Yeah it's going to turn out that us having more military spending than the next 5 countries was a bad idea when we are a country of idiots electing fascist. Shits going to get real when we go full retard in the parlance of a not so distant time. Its a frightening thought. But my Turkey prices!
Yeah it's going to turn out that us having more military spending than the next 5 countries was a bad idea when we are a country of idiots electing fascist. Shits going to get real when we go full retard in the parlance of a not so distant time. Its a frightening thought. But my Turkey prices!

We have to think of the rich white billionaires! If we don’t pay our debt to them in war blood then they won’t trickle down to the rest of us.

Taylor Swift Time magazine POTY, ketchup bottles at MAL on alert. 

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Well get yourself 750 million dollars and sue the FOX network.  See how that works?

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Taylor Swift Time magazine POTY, ketchup bottles at MAL on alert. 

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On 12/3/2023 at 8:33 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

-Raymond Chandler

8 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


We have to think of the rich white billionaires! If we don’t pay our debt to them in war blood then they won’t trickle down to the rest of us.

That trickle?  Its piss.

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

-Raymond Chandler

 

Good from far, but far from good.

 

On 12/3/2023 at 8:33 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

If I made it big, and I came home to that, I would feel like something went horribly wrong. I question how Newsom ended up with her in the past.

I had always assumed that Guilfoyle was fairly older than Newsom, and I assume that he was in his mid 50s. In looking it up, I was right that he's 56 but in complete shock that she's 54. I was thinking she was 60 with too much plastic surgery.

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