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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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On 12/12/2023 at 6:34 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm still surprised people buy this shit.  I shouldn't be, because of cult, but I am:

 

 

 

 

I would legit pay money to watch Donald Trump try to mount and ride a horse without any help. Same for watching him try to load and shoot a firearm. 

It would be pure comedy.

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I would legit pay money to watch Donald Trump try to mount and ride a horse without any help.

Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?

19 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?

Neigh, but I’d give almost all I have to watch a horse shoot DT. I just need enough left to buy that horse a drink.

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22 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?

I would pay to see a horse kick Donald in the head but that might knock sense into him.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I would pay to see a horse kick Donald in the head but that might knock sense into him.

can we try it anyway?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

can we try it anyway?

Shit, either having sense knocked into him or put in the grave is an improvement over the current situation.

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

Former President Cartman is not fat, he’s big boned… and fat.

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15 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Continuing to find a way to go even lower. He's scarier and scarier every day. 

Trump reiterates anti-immigrant rhetoric at New Hampshire rally

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/new-hampshire-republican-primary-trump-haley

So he holds a rally in New Hampshire, a state that has been reliably Democrat over the last 5 Presidential elections, and he does it in one of the most liberal counties in the state, a state whose Republican primaries everybody knows he will win.

Instead of Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, you know, states that Trump won in 2016 and lost in 2020.

Almost like he’s looking for suckers to pay his legal bills rather than doing some serious campaigning.  The anti-immigration remarks/rants will play well to those MAGA types that will throw him money, but it’s still not too bright, and it comes across that he’s worried he might lose a primary or two,

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The dumbest president ever ….

 

 


 

Not sure how any trump supporter with half a brain can stand behind this rhetoric. straight from hitler’s mouth To trump’s speech 

 

 

 

 

 

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

False prophet

 

 

Fuckin idiots don't even know that we're in A Brave New World, not 1984 GAWD

The dumbest fucking people following the griftiest fucking people
 

Figure the odds 

 

He’s talking about killing the non-whites 

It’s pretty obvious 

Ding dang don’t be poisoning the country blood!

Dumbest fucking people 

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wtf is this idiot talking about …


 

Doesn’t matter, it just scares them. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

False prophet

God be like...

 

 

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Chinga tu perra madre hijo de puta!

Malparido! Toda tu familia son un montón de imbeciles, perros muertos de hambre!

Atentamente, millones de inmigrantes.

1 hour ago, texas08 said:

Chinga tu perra madre hijo de puta!

Malparido! Toda tu familia son un montón de imbeciles, perros muertos de hambre!

Atentamente, millones de inmigrantes.

 

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Perfect place for a meteor to hit.

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Eric's mom may not even be human

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wtf is this idiot talking about …


 

 

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

The same mouthbreathers that were cheering his anti immigration rambling at that rally were also cheering at UFC 296 which featured a fight card of 40% foreigners.  COVID didn't come close to culling the herd sufficiently.  



 
Not sure how any trump supporter with half a brain
 
 


Aha! I think I’ve spotted the error in your calculations.
On 12/14/2023 at 9:13 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

This would have been so devastating back when policy was important to election decisions.

On 12/14/2023 at 9:42 AM, texasdago said:

Look dickheads like Ryan and Joe Walsh and even the likes of Liz Cheney helped us get to where we are today with their voting records BUT we need more of them to speak up.  Every time a Ryan or Bill Barr or Mitt Romney or John Kelly warns us of the danger of Trump, there's a chance a former Trump supporter will listen.  

Get mad at them all you want but voters need to hear more of this, especially those who tend to vote R.  The military needs to hear this.  

Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney spoke when they had power and position to risk. They were relevant, and they paid for it.

Paul Ryan and Bill Barr stood by in either fear, support, or both. Nobody gives a shit about anything Ryan says today. Maybe Barr has a little more influence, but can the damage of either person's earlier support or reticence be even remotely mitigated by statements today? I doubt it.

It's a nice pick-me-up for the pro-republic party, sure. It's nothing to the religiously adherent zombies bringing the fall of the republic. Pieces of shit like Ryan and Barr don't give a shit about this republic. They simply see its overthrow is in doubt, and they don't want to pay for their villainy. 

Recall the Russia conversation Ryan had with McCarthy and others back in 2017. NYT

Prior to being presented with the tape, Ryan denied it had happened, denied the content, then, when presented with the recording said it was all just kidding.

That's the legacy of these poisonous pieces of walking shit. Were I given Trump's desired dictatorial powers for a day, it would go hard for persons such as these.

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16 hours ago, NAVY said:

The dumbest fucking people following the griftiest fucking people
 

Figure the odds 

 

Fortunately, according to the good pastor, there are only "scores" of them across the country.

I couldn't finish the video of the prayer. It's no longer funny to me. These are the words the MAGA traitors adhere to. They do not give a shit about the words of Joe Walsh or Paul Ryan or Bill Barr. This rhetoric is to them as Aggie tears are to those of us on the recruiting board.

In a healthy country, that pastor gets booed off the stage. I cannot laugh at the bubo.*

 

*Admittedly, the word itself sounds funny.

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They do not give a shit about the words of Joe Walsh or Paul Ryan or Bill Barr.

Or Jesus.

$50 most of that congregation thinks never read Orwell and thinks the pastor said “Oral Willingly” while looking at the children gathered.  

46 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

$50 most of that congregation thinks never read Orwell and thinks the pastor said “Oral Willingly” while looking at the children gathered.  

I recently dated someone, a college graduate, who had never heard of George Orwell. 

(shut up, she was really hot) 

Media doing the same shit they’ve always done . Does Trump really want to be a dictator? (Even though all his words and actions point to yes)

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On 12/16/2023 at 5:12 PM, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest president ever ….

 

 


 

Not sure how any trump supporter with half a brain can stand behind this rhetoric. straight from hitler’s mouth To trump’s speech 

 

 

 

 

 

Jfc.

You know it's hard to work "Plains, and Fields, and Whales" into the same sentence considering how few Whales now live in the Great Plains of the United States...but that sumbitch stuck that landing.  

And the Peat!  Ah, the Peat.  

"Really, sounds like Scotland." 

The Whales were right on the border...  /murphy or o'brien

The latest from the populist:

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-bemoans-record-stock-market-014448274.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

(Reuters) - Donald Trump, who predicted three years ago that if Democratic President Joe Biden won the White House in 2020 markets would crash, said on Sunday that stock markets hitting record highs were just making "rich people richer."

Trump, the frontrunner for the 2024 Republican nomination, often took credit for a rising stock market when he was president between 2017 and 2021. He was mocked by Biden last week for wrongly predicting a crash when they campaigned against each other in 2020.

Greg Abbott would like to furiously masturbate to the thought of rounding up a shitload of people and deporting them.

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But then he remembers something.

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10 hours ago, Satchel said:

(Reuters) - Donald Trump, who predicted three years ago that if Democratic President Joe Biden won the White House in 2020 markets would crash, said on Sunday that stock markets hitting record highs were just making "rich people richer."

...like your tax cuts during your first term that you were recently promising more of to your "rich as hell" audience at a private fundraiser.

 

I would like to see just one person with a camera and a microphone say "Hey you know you're married to an immigrant right? Also your mother was an immigrant."

They’re only “real” immigrants if they’re from shithole countries. 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They’re only “real” immigrants if they’re from shithole countries. 

"You're the child of an immigrant, and you married one. Why are you poisoning the blood of this country?"

Make him say "No I'm just talking about the brown ones." 

The "poisoning the blood of this country" needs to be on every TikTok and YouTube video for GenZers to see from now until the election. 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Greg Abbott would like to furiously masturbate to the thought of rounding up a shitload of people and deporting them.

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But then he remembers something.

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