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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#34901
5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

What were the chances that the slots at Trump’s casinos were rigged?

Well they were made in Venezuela.  Of course, being a complete moron, he probably had them rigged the wrong way so the guests would win more than they should have.  Seriously, how in the fuck do you bankrupt a casino twice?  Outside of a Treasury Dept. printing press, it's literally the next easiest way to just legally create money.  I get that people were fooled by his real estate mogul persona and then his heavily edited realty TV show about business.  But I mean, even the stupids have to question him at some point and think, "Yeah, how do you not make money on water, vodka, wine, steaks, books, and gambling?"   

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#34902
17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

trump will ask for time off from his trials to attend the funeral in Elbonia, and never come back to the US

I hear it's cold there this time of year.  Melania better take a coat.

 

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#34905
18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

trump will ask for time off from his trials to attend the funeral in Elbonia, and never come back to the US

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#34906
53 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I hear it's cold there this time of year.  Melania better take a coat.

 

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rain season too 

 

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#34907

This fucking asshole

 

BRUSSELS — One of Europe's most senior politicians recounted how former U.S. President Donald Trump privately warned that America would not come to the EU's aid if it was attacked militarily.

"You need to understand that if Europe is under attack we will never come to help you and to support you," Trump told European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in 2020, according to French European Commissioner Thierry Breton, who was also present at a meeting at the World Economic Forum in Davos.

"By the way, NATO is dead, and we will leave, we will quit NATO," Trump also said, according to Breton. "And he added, ‘and by the way, you owe me $400 billion, because you didn’t pay, you Germans, what you had to pay for defense,'" Breton said about the tense meeting, where the EU's then-trade chief Phil Hogan was also present.

Breton told the anecdote at an event in the European Parliament in Brussels on Tuesday, just days before the Republican Party holds its January 15 caucus in Iowa, the opening contest in Trump's bid to win the Republican nomination for a run at returning to the White House. Party members will cast their votes for candidates including Trump, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, who both trail way behind the ex-president in opinion polls.

Brussels is rife with fear about the possibility Trump will return to the U.S. presidency.

As the commissioner in charge of the EU's industrial policy and defense agenda, Breton has pushed for the EU to boost its own self-defense capabilities amid Russia's war in Ukraine, and on Tuesday floated a €100 billion fund to ramp up arms production in the bloc.

"That was a big wake-up call and he may come back," Breton said about Trump. "So now more than ever, we know that we are on our own, of course. We are a member of NATO, almost all of us, of course we have allies, but we have no other options but to increase drastically this pillar in order to be ready [for] whatever happens.” 

 

#34908
On 1/9/2024 at 7:19 AM, dcbc said:

I'm not a doctor, but one might suppose that these are symptoms of neurosyphilis.  But I don't know.  I'm just asking questions.

You're right.  I bestow an MD on you, from Trump University. 

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#34909
13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You're right.  I bestow an MD on you, from Trump University. 

When I graduate, I move my comb-over from one side of my head to the other, right?

#34910
40 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

This fucking asshole

 

BRUSSELS — One of Europe's most senior politicians recounted how former U.S. President Donald Trump privately warned that America would not come to the EU's aid if it was attacked militarily.

"You need to understand that if Europe is under attack we will never come to help you and to support you," Trump told European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in 2020, according to French European Commissioner Thierry Breton, who was also present at a meeting at the World Economic Forum in Davos.

"By the way, NATO is dead, and we will leave, we will quit NATO," Trump also said, according to Breton. "And he added, ‘and by the way, you owe me $400 billion, because you didn’t pay, you Germans, what you had to pay for defense,'" Breton said about the tense meeting, where the EU's then-trade chief Phil Hogan was also present.

Breton told the anecdote at an event in the European Parliament in Brussels on Tuesday, just days before the Republican Party holds its January 15 caucus in Iowa, the opening contest in Trump's bid to win the Republican nomination for a run at returning to the White House. Party members will cast their votes for candidates including Trump, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, who both trail way behind the ex-president in opinion polls.

Brussels is rife with fear about the possibility Trump will return to the U.S. presidency.

As the commissioner in charge of the EU's industrial policy and defense agenda, Breton has pushed for the EU to boost its own self-defense capabilities amid Russia's war in Ukraine, and on Tuesday floated a €100 billion fund to ramp up arms production in the bloc.

"That was a big wake-up call and he may come back," Breton said about Trump. "So now more than ever, we know that we are on our own, of course. We are a member of NATO, almost all of us, of course we have allies, but we have no other options but to increase drastically this pillar in order to be ready [for] whatever happens.” 

 

I expect you will see a bunch of countries develop nukes since they realized that America is now an undependable ally depending on who is in the White House.  That Trump has a chance to regain the presidency at all is a testament to the fact that everyone needs to prepare for a time that America does not honor it's previous commitments and nuclear protection. The easiest way to make sure you are never seriously messed with is to develop your nuclear capabilities. I am sure Ukraine has been kicking themselves since 2014 for turning over their old USSR nukes. 

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Trump thanks Gambino Crime Family mobster, rat, and serial liar Sammy ‘the Bull’ Gravano, who confessed to 19 murders and countless kidnappings, armed robberies, burglaries & 1000s of other felonies, for vouching for him. Trump’s new character witness.

 

 

#34913
On 1/11/2024 at 7:09 PM, Gil Bang said:

This fucking asshole

 

BRUSSELS — One of Europe's most senior politicians recounted how former U.S. President Donald Trump privately warned that America would not come to the EU's aid if it was attacked militarily.

"You need to understand that if Europe is under attack we will never come to help you and to support you," Trump told European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in 2020, according to French European Commissioner Thierry Breton, who was also present at a meeting at the World Economic Forum in Davos.

"By the way, NATO is dead, and we will leave, we will quit NATO," Trump also said, according to Breton. "And he added, ‘and by the way, you owe me $400 billion, because you didn’t pay, you Germans, what you had to pay for defense,'" Breton said about the tense meeting, where the EU's then-trade chief Phil Hogan was also present.

Breton told the anecdote at an event in the European Parliament in Brussels on Tuesday, just days before the Republican Party holds its January 15 caucus in Iowa, the opening contest in Trump's bid to win the Republican nomination for a run at returning to the White House. Party members will cast their votes for candidates including Trump, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, who both trail way behind the ex-president in opinion polls.

Brussels is rife with fear about the possibility Trump will return to the U.S. presidency.

As the commissioner in charge of the EU's industrial policy and defense agenda, Breton has pushed for the EU to boost its own self-defense capabilities amid Russia's war in Ukraine, and on Tuesday floated a €100 billion fund to ramp up arms production in the bloc.

"That was a big wake-up call and he may come back," Breton said about Trump. "So now more than ever, we know that we are on our own, of course. We are a member of NATO, almost all of us, of course we have allies, but we have no other options but to increase drastically this pillar in order to be ready [for] whatever happens.” 

 


fuck him, he’s Putin's puppet 

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#34914

Trump has a brutus in his camp. No way in hell does a competent staff let the candidate walk out looking like this ….

Disheveled Trump Arrives in Iowa and People Are Shocked at How Bad He Looks, ‘He Looks Like He Wandered Out of the Nursing Home!’ https://t.co/mbASQoeBwW
Notice how Trump always stays away from to peasants?


 

 

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#34915
What's the difference between Trump and Jim Jones?Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid.

 

#34916
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump has a brutus in his camp. No way in hell does a competent staff let the candidate walk out looking like this ….

 

It's sounding like the trip was last minute, after DeSantis began mocking him for hanging out in Florida instead of Mar-a-Lago

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12959485/Its-40-ready-Ron-DeSantis-supporters-dig-BLIZZARD-campaigning-resumes-Florida-governor-urges-backers-brave-elements-caucus-night-blasts-Trump-COVID.html

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Ron DeSantis fired an arctic blast at Donald Trump, saying his rival 'phoned it in' from Mar-a-Lago as the Florida governor got back on Iowa's icy roads to meet with supporters still digging out from a blizzard amid a biting wind chill and sub-zero temperatures.

‘We’re not stopping. I do have my winter coat. We have other layers. I know it’s going to get even colder,' DeSantis told supporters after speaking to a crowd of supporters in Council Bluffs, with the outside temperature at -5.

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‘We’re in, we’re showing up. Donald Trump has phoned it in. He’s going to be in Mar-a-Lago. It’s probably 75 degrees there,' he sneered. 'We’re going to be at negative temperatures talking, making the case to Iowa voters Monday night,' he said.

Trump's going to be pissed over this:

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He also accused Trump of running on 'his issues' and says his focus will be on 2020, not the future. 'If he would be the nominee, the focus will be on the legal issues. The criminal trials on criminal convictions, January 6, all of that plays into the Democrats' hands, into Biden's hands or whoever they end up running,' he said. 

 

#34917
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
What's the difference between Trump and Jim Jones?Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid.

 

I would lose 80% of my family. I’m ok with it. But yes my dumbass family would pay double if orange Jesus told them to. 

#34919
Donald Trump as Iowa experiences subzero temperatures ahead of the caucuses: “You can't sit home. If you're sick as a dog, you say ‘Darling, I gotta make it.’ Even if you vote and then pass away, it's worth it, remember."

 

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#34921
15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Did he just ask Iowans to sacrifice their lives for him?

I’m fine with that

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#34922
15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’m fine with that

After watching Brian Ferentz's offense this year, they might be ready of their own accord.  

#34923
34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Did he just ask Iowans to sacrifice their lives for him?

He learned it from Patrick.

#34924
19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's sounding like the trip was last minute, after DeSantis began mocking him for hanging out in Florida instead of Mar-a-Lago

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12959485/Its-40-ready-Ron-DeSantis-supporters-dig-BLIZZARD-campaigning-resumes-Florida-governor-urges-backers-brave-elements-caucus-night-blasts-Trump-COVID.html

Trump's going to be pissed over this:

 

I hope they both freeze to death.

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#34925
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Did he just ask Iowans to sacrifice their lives for him?

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#34926
3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:
Donald Trump as Iowa experiences subzero temperatures ahead of the caucuses: “You can't sit home. If you're sick as a dog, you say ‘Darling, I gotta make it.’ Even if you vote and then pass away, it's worth it, remember."

 

The more trump voter deaths the better. 

#34928
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

The more trump voter deaths the better. 

I mostly love most of my relatives, even some of the MAGA ones, but...

penguin falling GIF

 

#34929
“We’re going to build an Iron Dome over our country, because we want to protect ourselves.”President Trump pledged to do this in an Agenda47 months ago.He says it will all be made in the USA!

 

#34931
Donald Trump will never miss an opportunity to show that he doesn't care about anyone but himself. https://t.co/TLgoWFh8B8

Straight from the hors… jackass’ mouth.

#34935
Donald Trump on Nikki Haley:“She’s a globalist.You know, she likes the globe.”#TrumpMentalHealth

 

#34937
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Donald Trump on Nikki Haley:“She’s a globalist.You know, she likes the globe.”#TrumpMentalHealth

 

lol.  He knows what resonates with his moron cult. 

#34939
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
“We’re going to build an Iron Dome over our country, because we want to protect ourselves.”President Trump pledged to do this in an Agenda47 months ago.He says it will all be made in the USA!

 

Also. What?  To protect us from all those missiles from Canada?

#34940
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Donald Trump on Nikki Haley:“She’s a globalist.You know, she likes the globe.”#TrumpMentalHealth

 

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#34941

At what point in the 2016 campaign did he select a running mate?  Or is he planning to announce after the election is over, so he doesn’t have to share in the victory and keeps people sucking up to him as long as possible?

what does the law state- can the ballot be trump + VPTBNL?

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#34942
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At what point in the 2016 campaign did he select a running mate?  Or is he planning to announce after the election is over, so he doesn’t have to share in the victory and keeps people sucking up to him as long as possible?

what does the law state- can the ballot be trump + VPTBNL?

July 15th.

From the Pence wiki page:

Donald Trump considered naming Pence as his vice presidential running mate along with other finalists including New Jersey governor Chris Christie and former House speaker Newt Gingrich.[177] Pence had stronger connections at the time to the politically influential big donors, the Kochs, than Trump did.[178][11][179][180][181] It was widely reported on July 14 that Pence planned to end his re-election campaign and accept the Republican vice presidential nomination instead.[182] The following day, Trump officially announced on Twitter that Pence would be his running mate.[183][184][185]

#34943

Who's on his current short list for VP's?  Lindell, Kid Rock, Roseanne, Chachi?

#34945

Jokes aside, it may as well be Frank Stallone because we are all obviously way too sublimely deep into the simulation at this point.  
 

But yeah, in March or April—-he announces Noem.  Book it.

#34946
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
“We’re going to build an Iron Dome over our country, because we want to protect ourselves.”President Trump pledged to do this in an Agenda47 months ago.He says it will all be made in the USA!

 

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also. What?  To protect us from all those missiles from Canada?

Confused The Interview GIF

@Biff Tannen

I too had to read it more than once.

 

I'm guessing it's just something he heard and he liked how manly it sounded.

Considering he and his base have no idea that it's a missile defense system they'll likely celebrate this initiative.

2016 ushered in a post-Truth world.

In a relatively short 8 years later, we've jumped the shark and are now in a post-reality world.

#34948
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also. What?  To protect us from all those missiles from Canada?

Because, dummy, Iron Dome will protect the southern border.

#34949
On 1/13/2024 at 7:50 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Trump has a brutus in his camp. No way in hell does a competent staff let the candidate walk out looking like this ….

Disheveled Trump Arrives in Iowa and People Are Shocked at How Bad He Looks, ‘He Looks Like He Wandered Out of the Nursing Home!’ https://t.co/mbASQoeBwW
Notice how Trump always stays away from to peasants?


 

 

Something wrong with his leg in those videos and the below?  Dotard seems like he is having some health issues

He keeps dragging that right leg.

 

#34950
2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Something wrong with his leg in those videos and the below?  Dotard seems like he is having some health issues

He keeps dragging that right leg.

 

Nothing a few more buckets of KFC won't fix.  

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