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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#34951

No he’s just old as shit. 
 

God doesn’t like me enough to give that cocksucker a debilitating ailment 

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#34953
Carson: You think about the bible. King David. Most people , if they were alive back in those days would have said what a horrible guy. Cavuto: You’re comparing him to King David? Carson: I

 

#34954
32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

No he’s just old as shit. 

 

im a young looking 52 and this cold weather hit my right knee hard 

#34955
4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Who's on his current short list for VP's?  Lindell, Kid Rock, Roseanne, Chachi?

Kristi Noem?

#34956
4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Who's on his current short list for VP's?  Lindell, Kid Rock, Roseanne, Chachi?

Why you got to disrespect Kevin Sorbo and not put him on the list? 

#34957
4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Who's on his current short list for VP's?  Lindell, Kid Rock, Roseanne, Chachi?


we know who’s out ….

SHUNNING: Vivek Ramaswamy OUT as Trump’s VP pick, says top aide https://t.co/liF4KtkmiA

Way too brown !

#34958
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Because, dummy, Iron Dome will protect the southern border.

Are the illegal immigrants being launched over the border wall via trebuchet?

#34959
21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Kristi Noem?


She’s good looking enough for trump, but might be too old for him to want to bang 

#34960
27 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Are the illegal immigrants being launched over the border wall via trebuchet?

A whole new meaning to "It's raining men, hallelujah!  It's raining me, amen!"

#34961
4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

A whole new meaning to "It's raining men, hallelujah!  It's raining me, amen!"

¡Están lloviendo hombres! ¡Aleluya!

#34962
“Joe Biden has been dead since 2019. James Woods the actor is playing Joe Biden.”At some point we’re gonna have to have a national conversation about how many of Trump’s supporters are in the throes of a serious mental health crisis.— TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) (@TrumpsTaxes)

 

#34963
3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

No he’s just old as shit. 
 

God doesn’t like me enough to give that cocksucker a debilitating ailment 

C'mon, guys.  We all know how difficult it is to walk gracefully with an eight inch erection, don't we?  Well, DON'T WE???

#34964
12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
“Joe Biden has been dead since 2019. James Woods the actor is playing Joe Biden.”At some point we’re gonna have to have a national conversation about how many of Trump’s supporters are in the throes of a serious mental health crisis.— TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) (@TrumpsTaxes)

 

She doesn't even know that poopy pants is Trump.  So sad.

#34965

See, so what happened was James Woods is playing Joe Biden.  And during the actor's strike...James Woods couldn't pretend to be Biden which is why nobody saw Biden in the White House all those months in mid-2023.  The timing totally checks out.  It's all there.  Or not there, as it were, for you to see.  Or not see.  How can people so blind to the tyranny?  Maybe the bucket should be on our head and not the postman's?  Dammit, I had something for this...

#34966
5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

See, so what happened was James Woods is playing Joe Biden.  And during the actor's strike...James Woods couldn't pretend to be Biden which is why nobody saw Biden in the White House all those months in mid-2023.  The timing totally checks out.  It's all there.  Or not there, as it were, for you to see.  Or not see.  How can people so blind to the tyranny?  Maybe the bucket should be on our head and not the postman's?  Dammit, I had something for this...

Move along Betty. 

#34968
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Intracontinental ballistic Mexicans 

I see you are also a fan of Tejano Thrash Metal.  Hit me up, we'll catch a show together.  

#34969
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Intracontinental ballistic Mexicans 

Up in smoke, indeed.

#34970
26 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

She doesn't even know that poopy pants is Trump.  So sad.

So trump has been president this whole time?  This time of border crisis and inflation and crime and high gas prices?  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I see you are also a fan of Tejano Thrash Metal.

Who wouldn’t be?

#34973
23 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Scary what’s going on here. 
 

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I realize the weather sucks in Iowa but he's giving speeches in front of around 150-200 people in what looks like a grade school cafeteria.

#34974
1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

C'mon, guys.  We all know how difficult it is to walk gracefully with an eight inch defecation, don't we?  Well, DON'T WE???

FIfy 

This is surly.

#34975
5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I realize the weather sucks in Iowa but he's giving speeches in front of around 150-200 people in what looks like a grade school cafeteria.

He’s not at the rally. 

#34976
13 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

He’s not at the rally. 

He's probably at church, huh?

#34978

Do they rename the award after 4 wins ?

A friend tells me that at her caucus location last night, the spokesperson for Trump told caucus goers that Trump won three Nobel Peace Prizes while president.That’s what we’re dealing with, folks.

 

#34979
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Do they rename the award after 4 wins ?

A friend tells me that at her caucus location last night, the spokesperson for Trump told caucus goers that Trump won three Nobel Peace Prizes while president.That’s what we’re dealing with, folks.

 

Two impeachments = 3 Nobel Prizes?

#34980
7 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Two impeachments = 3 Nobel Prizes?

We are really bad about converting to metric, aren't we?

#34981
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

We are really bad about converting to metric, aren't we?

It actually works out, when you realize that the speaker surely spells it as "Noble Prizes."

#34982
27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It actually works out, when you realize that the speaker surely spells it as "Noble Prizes."

There's a clear grifting opportunity there for someone who is less lazy than I am.

#34983
20 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Scary what’s going on here. 
 

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Do you remember the whole Alex Jones bit about Hillary and Obama smelling like sulfur? That is a direct nod at the stupidest people in our country….meaning conservative evangelical Christians.

#34984

God said “I need a man who failed in everything but theft and broken promises to live in a golden palace and convince the poor he serves their needs.” So God made Trump.

#34985
27 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

God said “I need a man who failed in everything but theft and broken promises to live in a golden palace and convince the poor he serves their needs.” So God made Trump.

 

Ain't THAT the goddam TRUTH!!!

#34986
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Do you remember the whole Alex Jones bit about Hillary and Obama smelling like sulfur? That is a direct nod at the stupidest people in our country….meaning conservative evangelical Christians.

 

#34988

Good god, he looks like Prince Philip before he croaked 

#34992

Hmm. It looks like the Noble Romans in Mishawaka isn’t open anymore. I used to go there to play video games when I was in high school. 

#34997
19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

What do we figure this is? 'Trump Leaves Trump Tower With Mysterious Marks on his Fingers'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12974087/trump-e-jean-carroll-defamation-trial-updates.html

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Nascent leprosy, inshallah

 

No doubt cult members will attribute it to stigmata though.

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#34998

He'll be 78 years old in November. The republicans are going to nominate a 78 year-old with a bunch of felony convictions, with more on the way. And a sexual assault conviction. And two impeachments.

History books in the future are gonna be like "Hell we don't know. Your guess is as good as ours." 

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