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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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No he’s just old as shit. 
 

God doesn’t like me enough to give that cocksucker a debilitating ailment 

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1 hour ago, dieucla98 said:

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NGL, I enjoyed her tit flash. 

32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

No he’s just old as shit. 

 

im a young looking 52 and this cold weather hit my right knee hard 

4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Who's on his current short list for VP's?  Lindell, Kid Rock, Roseanne, Chachi?

Kristi Noem?

4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Who's on his current short list for VP's?  Lindell, Kid Rock, Roseanne, Chachi?

Why you got to disrespect Kevin Sorbo and not put him on the list? 

4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Who's on his current short list for VP's?  Lindell, Kid Rock, Roseanne, Chachi?


we know who’s out ….

Way too brown !

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Because, dummy, Iron Dome will protect the southern border.

Are the illegal immigrants being launched over the border wall via trebuchet?

21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Kristi Noem?


She’s good looking enough for trump, but might be too old for him to want to bang 

27 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Are the illegal immigrants being launched over the border wall via trebuchet?

A whole new meaning to "It's raining men, hallelujah!  It's raining me, amen!"

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

A whole new meaning to "It's raining men, hallelujah!  It's raining me, amen!"

¡Están lloviendo hombres! ¡Aleluya!

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

No he’s just old as shit. 
 

God doesn’t like me enough to give that cocksucker a debilitating ailment 

C'mon, guys.  We all know how difficult it is to walk gracefully with an eight inch erection, don't we?  Well, DON'T WE???

12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

She doesn't even know that poopy pants is Trump.  So sad.

See, so what happened was James Woods is playing Joe Biden.  And during the actor's strike...James Woods couldn't pretend to be Biden which is why nobody saw Biden in the White House all those months in mid-2023.  The timing totally checks out.  It's all there.  Or not there, as it were, for you to see.  Or not see.  How can people so blind to the tyranny?  Maybe the bucket should be on our head and not the postman's?  Dammit, I had something for this...

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

See, so what happened was James Woods is playing Joe Biden.  And during the actor's strike...James Woods couldn't pretend to be Biden which is why nobody saw Biden in the White House all those months in mid-2023.  The timing totally checks out.  It's all there.  Or not there, as it were, for you to see.  Or not see.  How can people so blind to the tyranny?  Maybe the bucket should be on our head and not the postman's?  Dammit, I had something for this...

Move along Betty. 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Are the illegal immigrants being launched over the border wall via trebuchet?

Intracontinental ballistic Mexicans 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Intracontinental ballistic Mexicans 

I see you are also a fan of Tejano Thrash Metal.  Hit me up, we'll catch a show together.  

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Intracontinental ballistic Mexicans 

Up in smoke, indeed.

26 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

She doesn't even know that poopy pants is Trump.  So sad.

So trump has been president this whole time?  This time of border crisis and inflation and crime and high gas prices?  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I see you are also a fan of Tejano Thrash Metal.

Who wouldn’t be?

Scary what’s going on here. 
 

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23 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Scary what’s going on here. 
 

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I realize the weather sucks in Iowa but he's giving speeches in front of around 150-200 people in what looks like a grade school cafeteria.

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

C'mon, guys.  We all know how difficult it is to walk gracefully with an eight inch defecation, don't we?  Well, DON'T WE???

FIfy 

This is surly.

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I realize the weather sucks in Iowa but he's giving speeches in front of around 150-200 people in what looks like a grade school cafeteria.

He’s not at the rally. 

13 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

He’s not at the rally. 

He's probably at church, huh?

Do they rename the award after 4 wins ?

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Do they rename the award after 4 wins ?

 

Two impeachments = 3 Nobel Prizes?

7 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Two impeachments = 3 Nobel Prizes?

We are really bad about converting to metric, aren't we?

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

We are really bad about converting to metric, aren't we?

It actually works out, when you realize that the speaker surely spells it as "Noble Prizes."

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It actually works out, when you realize that the speaker surely spells it as "Noble Prizes."

There's a clear grifting opportunity there for someone who is less lazy than I am.

20 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Scary what’s going on here. 
 

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Do you remember the whole Alex Jones bit about Hillary and Obama smelling like sulfur? That is a direct nod at the stupidest people in our country….meaning conservative evangelical Christians.


27 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

Ain't THAT the goddam TRUTH!!!

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Do you remember the whole Alex Jones bit about Hillary and Obama smelling like sulfur? That is a direct nod at the stupidest people in our country….meaning conservative evangelical Christians.

 

Good god, he looks like Prince Philip before he croaked 

Can you imagine the conspiracy theories that would emerge if he dropped dead. Here’s hoping. 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It actually works out, when you realize that the speaker surely spells it as "Noble Prizes."

"Nobel (Romans) Pizza"? 

Hmm. It looks like the Noble Romans in Mishawaka isn’t open anymore. I used to go there to play video games when I was in high school. 

Do you still have the high score on its Frogger arcade game?

He'll be 78 years old in November. The republicans are going to nominate a 78 year-old with a bunch of felony convictions, with more on the way. And a sexual assault conviction. And two impeachments.

History books in the future are gonna be like "Hell we don't know. Your guess is as good as ours." 

'Human' skin suit wearing out. Lizardperson spotted!

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His syphilis is no longer latent.

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