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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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13 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

 

This is good for Dr. Pepper drinkers.

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

Nothing has more fury than an Ex-Republican Never Trumper.

 

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2/ His incompetence, malfeasance, and evil shouldn’t be laughed off as narcissism or ignorance. He was surrounded by corrupt, wicked, cruel counselors and reveled in it. Emerson once said of Lincoln’s presidency “an institution is the lengthened shadow of a man.” He was right.

3/ Trump’s cruelty, division, insurrection, treason and corruption are unrivaled in history. He is the nadir of presidential leadership. He was enabled by the weak, the venal, the desperate, and the compromised. It was empowered by voices normalizing and rationalizing his evils.

4/ His abuse of power should come as no surprise. There are no better angels in Donald Trump’s nature. There was never a bottom. There was never any maturation, self-reflection, or a “day he became president.” It would always end this way.

5/ A life free of consequence, accountability, justice, or moral reckonings put a man in charge of this nation with no guiderails, no boundaries, no ethical compass. The American carnage from his inaugural address was real, and he embodied every iota of it.

6/ The claque of his sycophants will haunt us for a generation. They will try to clean up his philosophy and embody his authoritarianism while wearing better suits and waving credentials from an Ivy. His cult will await the second coming and his spawn will run for office.

 

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Except for the optimism Rick Wilson expresses in parts 7 and 8.  I'm not seeing or saying that at all.  Good hasn't "won" over evil.  At most, we've stopped its advance.  If Churchill was here, he'd tell us that 

"Now this is not the end.
It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is, perhaps,
the end of the beginning."

We have much work to do, and a long and bitter fight still in front of us.

 

I hope when the movers packed they remembered to take all the apostrophes.

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

was discussing florida last night.  let the nutters have florida.  build a wall from amelia island to perry.

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6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

was discussing florida last night.  let the nutters have florida.  build a wall from amelia island to perry.

I response, I think that utilities throughout the country should do things like name a "Donald J. Trump Septic Field" and stuff like that.

Apologies if this is an insensitive metaphor, but today feels just a little bit like what I'd imagine a person feels after leaving the hospital following a final chemo treatment.

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Apologies if this is an insensitive metaphor, but today feels just a little bit like what I'd imagine a person feels after leaving the hospital following a final chemo treatment.

I think it's a pretty apropos comparison. We even get the same anxiety of never really knowing if we actually beat trumpism (the cancer) and it's in permanent remission, or if we're going to be plagued by it for the rest of our days.

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Apologies if this is an insensitive metaphor, but today feels just a little bit like what I'd imagine a person feels after leaving the hospital following a final chemo treatment.

I've been there, and every one is different, but I am feeling more like this:

 

17 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

was discussing florida last night.  let the nutters have florida.  build a wall from amelia island to perry.

so what town is the dickhole?

God I hope that Trump's letter to Biden makes its way to the public eye sooner than later.

Just now, BradInATX said:

God I hope that Trump's letter to Biden makes its way to the public eye sooner than later.

I imagine it will be covered with blotches of spray on tan. 

7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I've been there, and every one is different, but I am feeling more like this:

 

Perfection.

My fantasy is that it's a mea culpa.

“In your spare time between killing god and cancelling Christmas, if you wouldn’t mind pardoning me that would be great. No hard feelings amirite.”
31 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

was discussing florida last night.  let the nutters have florida.  build a wall from amelia island to perry.

Why not.  It will piss off the racists in ten years when we have his name removed. 

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GTFO

You don't have to go home but you have to get the hell outta here

Vamos, pinche cabron

Just dropping by to leave Donnie on last FUCK YOU!  Go sulk on it you fucking loser!

44 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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Nice left hook - name that cat Smoking Joe Frazier

Fuck off, you fucking fuck.  May the rest of your life be miserable and short.

Drain the swamp, eh?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/trump-revokes-lobby-ban/index.html

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Washington (CNN)As his term comes to an end, President Donald Trump revoked a rule he signed early in his term that imposed a five-year lobbying ban for administration officials and a lifetime ban on lobbying for foreign governments.

Trump had signed the order "Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Appointees" within his first week in office as part of his campaign promise to "drain the swamp" in Washington.

But now, as he and his advisers depart the White House, Trump is presumably allowing for those officials to begin lobbying when they leave government.

The January 28, 2017 executive order required appointees to pledge that they will not "engage in lobbying activities with respect" to the executive agency they were appointed to serve within five years after "termination of their employment" -- effectively allowing them to lobby other areas.

As a presidential candidate in 2016, Trump initially called for enacting the five-year lobbying ban through legislation and for a similar restriction for members of Congress and their staff. But his executive order was ultimately free of that language.

At the signing, Trump slammed former President Barack Obama for enacting a two-year lobbying ban for officials who left his administration, saying his Democratic predecessor's order was insufficient and full of loopholes.

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But Trump's order appeared to borrow language from Obama's directive and a similar lobbying ban signed by former President Bill Clinton, NPR reported at the time.

Biden prepares to conjure hope and bear pain for a grieving nation

Because lobbying can be ambiguously titled in practice, former staffers can still "shadow" lobby or cash in on their government expertise by joining firms where they help lobbyists and lobbying firm clients navigate Washington without formally registering as lobbyists.

Clinton had also nixed the five-year lobbying ban at the end of his tenure, which Trump had criticized during the 2016 campaign.

"He rigged the system on his way out," Trump said of Clinton as he ran against his wife, Hillary Clinton.

President-elect Joe Biden, who will be sworn in on Wednesday, plans to implement several new ethics restrictions early in his presidency, including barring employees who leave his administration from lobbying the administration for the length of Biden's term in office, CNN reported Tuesday.

The ethics rules, first reported by The Washington Post, also would prohibit departing executive branch employees from shadow lobbying for one year after leaving government.

 

NY AG have any press conferences scheduled for today?

and so...GTFO you human paraquat. may you die penniless and alone knowing all your wives and children secretly hate you. fuck you and your shitty, mean, corrupt family. you are the worst in us all, and history will judge you thusly.

Has he been indicted by New York yet?

58 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Apologies if this is an insensitive metaphor, but today feels just a little bit like what I'd imagine a person feels after leaving the hospital following a final chemo treatment.

from my own perspective, today reminds me of the day that i celebrated the completion of one full  year of being clean and sober: a true sense of accomplishment but also a reminder to be ever-diligent on a daily basis.

 

NY AG have any press conferences scheduled for today?


I think we can afford to give him a days head start.

I'm praying AF1 did a touch and go while tossing him out the upper door.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

was discussing florida last night.  let the nutters have florida.  build a wall from amelia island to perry.

If it was named "The Road To Perdition" that would be right.

44 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

God I hope that Trump's letter to Biden makes its way to the public eye sooner than later.

That letter should be interesting.

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As that great Texas statesman Little Ricky Perry said:

Adios Mofo!

36 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

NY AG have any press conferences scheduled for today?

 

31 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Has he been indicted by New York yet?

Release the (real) Kraken!!!!!!

Also, will Mike Pence ever talk to Donald Trump again?

has dominion file their lawsuit v djt yet ?

Sore loser Trump... Lahoosaher

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And hopefully the next time we see his ass surrounded by reporters it'll be doing a perp walk in SDNY handcuffs.  Like tomorrow.

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1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Apologies if this is an insensitive metaphor, but today feels just a little bit like what I'd imagine a person feels after leaving the hospital following a final chemo treatment.

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I feel like I crawled through 4 years of shit and have now come out the other end.

Kinda think Trump would go to prison willingly if it reinstated his twitter account.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Kinda think Trump would go to prison willingly if it reinstated his twitter account.

He probably only found out today that his account was suspended. Maybe his handlers didn't want his feelings to be hurt, so the white house IT team built a fake Twitter and he has been posting on it for the last 2 weeks. 

I pray that the arresting officers are able to scoop him up without tipping off the secret service, at around 3:30am, to provide the world with one of the most terrific mugshots in history.

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