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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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2 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

What's so funny about these, is he just rambles about with no guardrails or identification of which civil case, criminal case, or person he is chattering about. Then he just randomly throws in the excitable "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "this doesn't happen to anyone but me" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence.

Sort of comically, unfortunately, there are some constant posts here randomly exclaiming about Trump's court cases "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "no else else gets away with this" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence. I wish those posts could be done in video also. Could be pretty entertaining.  

Lots of pronouns. "She did this terrible thing and then she did this other terrible thing. Can you believe it??"

"Um what?"

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20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it offends me as an american, but mostly as a writer.

It's almost like Seinfeld being offended by the anti-dentite's jokes, but mostly as a comedian. 

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

What’s this about a double Big Mac? 

There is a Denali Mac on the menu up here.  A Big Mac made with two Quarterpounder patties.  Solid.

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lots of pronouns.

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it offends me as an american, but mostly as a writer.

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49 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Isn’t this exactly what he’s being sued for?

31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is he mixing up his cases? I can't even keep track of who he is talking about there.

20 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Then he just randomly throws in the excitable "how can this be happening" or "this is so wrong" or "this doesn't happen to anyone but me" with no actual knowledge of facts or evidence.

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lots of pronouns. "She did this terrible thing and then she did this other terrible thing. Can you believe it??"

"Um what?"

Gonna be hard to pin down whom he is defaming. I almost wonder if this start out as a strategy of the rant and then just went off the rails as he forgot what he was talking about. 

Your honor, my client couldn't have been talking about Ms. Carroll. He never names her and seems to be talking about a woman running for office whom he's never met.

 

 

57 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Mostly because a defendant in a civil trial has no legal obligation to be there. 

right, he can do it. You might question how that looks to a jury who is deciding how much money they are going to award the plaintiff.

Here to report that the double Big Mac slams and goes hard, ‘twas a bit messy and was given enough shredded lettuce that I felt like I got a side salad as well.  

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Here to report that the double Big Mac slams and goes hard, ‘twas a bit messy and was given enough shredded lettuce that I felt like I got a side salad as well.  


im not going to lie, im curious 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

this was not a live interview. there were takes that were worse than this. 

I love to shit on trump as much as the next rational normal non-racist American but pretty sure he is referring to himself in that. It is definitely word salad bullshit told by a crappy storyteller but it makes sense in a mental breakdown sort of way. 

his karma is taking way too long. I want him to suffer for his treason and harm caused to our country but would prefer him to at least be aware of his guilt and not completely senile. A Jaime Lannister sends his regards moment of recognition if you will…

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14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Here to report that the double Big Mac slams and goes hard, ‘twas a bit messy and was given enough shredded lettuce that I felt like I got a side salad as well.  

Refuse to believe this. McNuggets are ok. Breakfast is great. Every sandwich on the menu, however, tastes like it's coated in a chemicals.

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


im not going to lie, im curious 

I wouldn’t make a special trip and it’s not worth the $15 bucks I paid for the meal but I passed a McDs and made a U turn, caused a few car accidents and strolled on in.  

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7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Refuse to believe this. McNuggets are ok. Breakfast is great. Every sandwich on the menu, however, tastes like it's coated in a chemicals.

Maybe take it out of the box first before you start eating it. 

11 minutes ago, achooloco said:

It is definitely word salad bullshit told by a crappy storyteller but it makes sense in a mental breakdown sort of way. 

"you have somebody running for office, you have a woman that's financed, and lied about it, she totally lied about it, by democrat operatives like, just about the biggest one there is.  and she said that wasn't true.  they found that she lied about it."

yep, totally makes sense.  again, this was written and probably rehearsed, and this was the best take.

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I wouldn’t make a special trip and it’s not worth the $15 bucks I paid for the meal but I passed a McDs and made a U turn, caused a few car accidents and strolled on in.  

$15? How many burgers do they give you?

I've never had a Big Mac in my life. 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

"you have somebody running for office, you have a woman that's financed, and lied about it, she totally lied about it, by democrat operatives like, just about the biggest one there is.  and she said that wasn't true.  they found that she lied about it."

yep, totally makes sense.  again, this was written and probably rehearsed, and this was the best take.

A woman, she, the biggest one there is, she, they. Thanks Dotard. 

He got up and walked out of the courtroom during opposing counsel’s closing. How the fuck does he not get put in a cell for that?

If Biggie Smells cleared out, they were likely okay with it.
2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

"you have somebody running for office, you have a woman that's financed, and lied about it, she totally lied about it, by democrat operatives like, just about the biggest one there is.  and she said that wasn't true.  they found that she lied about it."

yep, totally makes sense.  again, this was written and probably rehearsed, and this was the best take.

Oh I agree, but his dumb brain jumped from never met her to political witch hunt to he is running for office then back to her being a dem plant. If it was an English paper it’d be a D- and the teacher would have to never drink before grading his papers (but get heavily inebriated after).  My point is the tweet is wrong b/c he didn’t say she was running for office, it was simply a self reference.

Now it is clear in the speech he is definitely losing it, just saying that it isn’t exactly for the way claimed.  

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5 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Oh I agree, but his dumb brain jumped from never met her to political witch to he is running for office then back to her being a dem plant. If it was an English paper it’d be a D- and the teacher would have to never drink before grading his papers (but get heavily inebriated after).  My point is the tweet is wrong b/c he didn’t say she was running for office, it was simply a self reference.

Now it is clear in the speech he is definitely losing it, just saying that it isn’t exactly for the way claimed.  

oh, yes.  i agree the caption on the tweet is incorrect.  it could've just been posted without comment.

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

$15? How many burgers do they give you?

I've never had a Big Mac in my life. 

You can't fool us Don

 

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some reporter needs to ask Trump his thoughts on what his good friend Vince McMahon is going through with the sex trafficking allegations.

"Who?"

"Vince McMahon."

"I don't know him."

"Well, if you look on my phone, here are a number of pictures of you with him, including several when you appeared at WWE events, and another in the Oval Office after you named his wife to your Cabinet as Administrator of the SBA."

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19 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If pictures w/ Epstein don't move the needle...


fake pics !

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's what's weird about these recorded rants.  Who okays this going out?  I know he doesn't edit and post these himself.  

Of course he doesn't. That would take actual, you know, work.  Something he has never done.

Thought I was going to kill any notion of eating a Double Big Mac by posting nutritional info, but:

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Actually not too bad. I ate a million of them at the Dobie Mall McDonald's a million years ago. I have no desire to repeat the experience. I think it appealed to my sweet tooth more than anything.

$65 million in punitive damages. Holy shit.

I saw $83.3 million in total.

7.3MM for the statements he made when he was president
11MM in compensatory damages

10 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You know this simulation guarantees he'll live to be 100.

As long as it's like Col Ludlow at the end of Legends of the fall where he's stuck in a wheelchair shitting his pants from a stroke and can't talk.

 

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6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Thought I was going to kill any notion of eating a Double Big Mac by posting nutritional info, but:

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Actually not too bad. I ate a million of them at the Dobie Mall McDonald's a million years ago. I have no desire to repeat the experience. I think it appealed to my sweet tooth more than anything.

Look at all that salt! How is this fat fuck still getting blood to his heart?

11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You know this simulation guarantees he'll live to be 100.

Jean Carroll looks pretty healthy. Maybe during trial number 25 ,when their both way into their 90s, the judgment against Raper Trump will be all that he has left. They'll turn him upside down and shake all the money out of stinking pockets.

17 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Jean Carroll looks pretty healthy. Maybe during trial number 25 ,when their both way into their 90s, the judgment against Raper Trump will be all that he has left. They'll turn him upside down and shake all the money out of stinking pockets.

that's also how you empty out an adult diaper, so be careful

How can you eat McDonalds and not be physically ill with 2 bites left?

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

How can you eat McDonalds and not be physically ill with 2 bites left?

 

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11 hours ago, mooseoutfront said:

There is a Denali Mac on the menu up here.  A Big Mac made with two Quarterpounder patties.  Solid.

My brother sent me this link. Off menu fast food options, available at locations that are willing to cater for the business. The double patty Big Mac is said to be an Australian standard menu option.

 

https://hackthemenu.com/

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Jean Carroll looks pretty healthy. Maybe during trial number 25 ,when their both way into their 90s, the judgment against Raper Trump will be all that he has left. They'll turn him upside down and shake all the money out of stinking pockets.

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22 hours ago, plimon said:

This baby has 4 patties now.

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I remember having double BM's back in the 1990's.  Did they take them away or something?

17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I remember having double BM's back in the 1990's.  Did they take them away or something?

I originally read that as "double bowel movements". Probably still applies.

9 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

How can you eat McDonalds and not be physically ill with 2 bites left?

And why would you if you live in Texas, where there are Whataburgers, plus actual food restaurants?

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And why would you if you live in Texas, where there are Whataburgers, plus actual food restaurants?

Well most Whataburgers are extremely hit or miss and sometimes I don’t want to wait 35 minutes in the drive-thru 

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7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

My brother sent me this link. Off menu fast food options, available at locations that are willing to cater for the business. The double patty Big Mac is said to be an Australian standard menu option.

 

https://hackthemenu.com/

 

Oh my

https://hackthemenu.com/arbys/secret-menu/meat-mountain/

 

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A massive feast piled high with Chicken Tenders, Ham, Roast Turkey, Swiss Cheese, Corned Beef, Angus Steak, Brisket, Cheddar Cheese, Roast Beef, and topped with Bacon.

 

 

And found a picture:

 

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I just decided I'm going to eat McDonald's, for the first time in over a decade, when the fat orange con man finally blesses the world by dropping dead.

Being stuck on the shitter for an hour that day seems like a fitting tribute.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well most Whataburgers are extremely hit or miss and sometimes I don’t want to wait 35 minutes in the drive-thru 

They got these new things called mobile apps that let you oder ahead. Their (following the current thread mode here) pretty cool.

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