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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This. Her fans know where she stands and who she supports. 

True.  But last time she released an image of her holding a tray of blue Biden 20 cookies.  I see no reason why she wouldn’t do something like that again.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Taylor turns 35 before the inauguration 

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4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It is a small town in Virginia. 

So it is. Technically it's north of Richmond:

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Where the rich men are?

7 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It is a small town in Virginia. 

How is goochland so far from dixville?

Biden, if they debated, should just slip in Swift lyrics as often as possible 

“You need to calm down, Donald, you’re being too loud”

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What would total maga war against Taylor Swift even look like, aside from Taylor needing to bump up her security? She's a singer. Is Dotard going to talk shit about her most recent album at a rally or something?

Based on the MAGA demographic, I bet they would refuse to buy her CDs, burn her cassette tapes, try to clog up phone lines when her tickets go on sale. Stuff like that…
21 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So it is. Technically it's north of Richmond:

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I want to know - or maybe I don't - what happens in Goochland, Short Pump, Tuckahoe, Paineville, and Skinquarter.

12 hours ago, dcbc said:

But lets keep on interpreting the Constitution as if it were the late 1780s.

 

Except when that Constitution doesn't support our beliefs.

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 Tuckahoe

Nothing but drag queen trade in Tuckahoe lmao I'm so sorry if none of y'all get that 

I was out a Mar-a-Lago. Beautiful weather there. Makes real estate really valuable. I was there doing the usual...usual...usual funny word, usual. I'm rocking back and forth on my heels. You ever see that? I rock forward better than anybody. Nobody has ever seen rocking forward like I do. Let me tell you. Crooked Joe can't even ride a bike. I bet I could have won the French Tour. Ya know, I really think so. France, we need a better deal with them.

[Loud offstage cough]

This singer. Swift. Taylor Swift. Swifty Swift. She sings, or she calls it singing. You ever listen to her? I don't know her or her songs. People tell me they are really bad. She's a never-Trumper. 

That beautiful beautiful day at Marlbor-  Malboro Mar a Lago as some people call it. I was there rocking back and forth. Very forth. Forther than anyone. I'm humming Dixie. Just humming it. You know what humming is? A lot of people don't. And this record producer, famous, I mean famous record producer comes up to me.

"Sir! Mr. President, sir? Can you tell me where that beautiful singing is coming from?" Let me tell you, it wasn't Swifty Swift on the radio. I tell this guy, and he's rich, almost as rich as me. I tell him, "I'm just humming." "Please sir, may I hear it again?" I hum the part about "Oh, I wish I owned some slaves and cotton." He cries. Tears all over his head.

"Mr. President, and you should still be Mr. President, sir, that's beautiful. I love what you do for music. We should make a record for you. Hi-fi. Everything. You could have been the biggest pop singer ever." 

Then he made a funny face. I think he smelled Sleepy Joe or maybe that nasty woman Swifty Swifty. He sort of gagged and went away. Big arms for a record producer.

20 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Nothing but drag queen trade in Tuckahoe lmao I'm so sorry if none of y'all get that 

I had to rep this to indicate I got it whether I did or not. I'm part of the cool patrol! I'm hip!

Alrighty then.  I guess that competition is over.... 

 

Deleted. I misread the quote.

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I do not think that word means what you think it means. 

Well, shitty ethics are still ethics....

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

She doesn't even have to say "vote for Biden" just to register and actually vote. They ain't voting for the rapist right wing buffoon. They'll also know which of the two is attacking her and to vote against him.

It wasn't too long ago when BTS fans urged other fans to "sell out" Trump's rally in Oklahoma. Imagine the damage Taylor Swift can do if she mobilized her fans.

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4 minutes ago, Superhero said:

It wasn't too long ago when BTS fans urged other fans to "sell out" Trump's rally in Oklahoma. Imagine the damage Taylor Swift can do if she mobilized her fans.

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6 hours ago, tokamak said:

Imagine being a grown up and giving a single fuck about anything having to do with Taylor Swift other than her music if you like it. 

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

History books: "And then, things got weird. Really weird. Even by comparison to the really weird stuff that had come before."

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

People reading the history books: "But why was that even controversial, that the popular singer didn't support the crazy conman guy with all the felonies and sexual assaults who was talking about ruling as a dictator? Wouldn't that have been everyone's stance? In fact, how did he have any supporters at all? Some kind of mass delusion?"

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5 hours ago, Red Five said:

What would total maga war against Taylor Swift even look like, aside from Taylor needing to bump up her security? She's a singer. Is Dotard going to talk shit about her most recent album at a rally or something?

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Concerts getting shot up or car bombed. Teen girls wearing Taylor shirts getting harassed, beaten, raped, killed. You know, the usual. 

Some reporter talked shit about Swift and said her concert or tour wasn’t as good as Beyoncé’s, and Swifties doxxed him, made death threats against him, accused him of being a pedophile and groomer.  They can be extremely vicious.

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some reporter talked shit about Swift and said her concert or tour wasn’t as good as Beyoncé’s, and Swifties doxxed him, made death threats against him, accused him of being a pedophile and groomer.  They can be extremely vicious.

Cats have claws, news at 11. 

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I want to know - or maybe I don't - what happens in Goochland, Short Pump, Tuckahoe, Paineville, and Skinquarter.

We all know what happens in Jetersville.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some reporter talked shit about Swift and said her concert or tour wasn’t as good as Beyoncé’s, and Swifties doxxed him, made death threats against him, accused him of being a pedophile and groomer.  They can be extremely vicious.

Ask Kanye. She broke his brain.

14 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

We all know what happens in Jetersville.

Yeah Jeets + a gift basket?

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Yeah Jeets + a gift basket?

Plus, a free dose of the clap.

“Largely Won”???

One of my few good grades in law school was CivPro, but i can’t for the life of me recall the term “largely won” ever being used.  I must have missed that day but I certainly remember using “hugely won” on the final.  

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

I'm gonna have to go with, yes. Final answer.

5 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Alrighty then.  I guess that competition is over.... 

 

When he abandons or alienates her, the turn she makes and shits all over him is going to be glorious.  She knows this is all bullshit and has to be hating the shit she spews.

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2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

When he abandons or alienates her, the turn she makes and shits all over him is going to be glorious.  She knows this is all bullshit and has to be hating the shit she spews.

Or, like all cult members, she'll continue to praise him.  They are totally broken humans. 

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They’re picking a fight with a woman who isn’t the kind who takes any shit, and who outflanks her opponents (see her move of re-recording her song catalog). She isn’t going to walk away. She may also completely avoid engaging them directly, and just destroy everything they care about in a flanking maneuver. Gee, I wonder if she will?
“Largely Won”???
One of my few good grades in law school was CivPro, but i can’t for the life of me recall the term “largely won” ever being used.  I must have missed that day but I certainly remember using “hugely won” on the final.  

You must’ve missed it.

It was right next to “slightly pregnant” in the encyclopedia.
34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


They’re picking a fight with a woman who isn’t the kind who takes any shit, and who outflanks her opponents (see her move of re-recording her song catalog). She isn’t going to walk away. She may also completely avoid engaging them directly, and just destroy everything they care about in a flanking maneuver. Gee, I wonder if she will?

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Bolton. Now I have to post up another someone that on nearly every other issue I am in opposition.

But, there it is. Him telling it straight up.

 

Some Forks and some Taylor turned Richie around.....Trump's gonna FAFO

 

10 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I want to know - or maybe I don't - what happens in Goochland, Short Pump, Tuckahoe, Paineville, and Skinquarter.

 

I went to my first Wegmans in Short Pump, if there is a store out there can rival and even surpass HEB/CM its Wegmans, hell I think Wegmans is better just because they have in house sandwich shop and coal fired pizza.

 

Anyone heading to Richmond, zzq bbq is worth a visit

10 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:


Based on the MAGA demographic, I bet they would refuse to buy her CDs, burn her cassette tapes, try to clog up phone lines when her tickets go on sale. Stuff like that…

Phone lines??   Yes, Magats ….ya’ll just clog up all those Ticketmaster  phone lines!  That will show them who’s boss!

7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Phone lines??   Yes, Magats ….ya’ll just clog up all those Ticketmaster  phone lines!  That will show them who’s boss!

Say man, you still driving to Houston tomorrow to pickup those Taylor Swift tickets?

-You know it!  

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They’re picking a fight with a woman who isn’t the kind who takes any shit, and who outflanks her opponents (see her move of re-recording her song catalog). She isn’t going to walk away. She may also completely avoid engaging them directly, and just destroy everything they care about in a flanking maneuver. Gee, I wonder if she will?

She’s got a two decade head start on them, which is more than she needs. Taylor’s got friends in every town and toyota center from here to the Indianapolis, she sings in a dozen genres, knows every local custom, she'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see her again. With any luck, she's got the presidency already.

Excuse me.  Excuse me.  Does anyone here know “shake it off”???

2 hours ago, Smax said:

 

I went to my first Wegmans in Short Pump, if there is a store out there can rival and even surpass HEB/CM its Wegmans, hell I think Wegmans is better just because they have in house sandwich shop and coal fired pizza.

 

Anyone heading to Richmond, zzq bbq is worth a visit

Not to thread jack, but I drive down from DC a couple of times a year to get a fix from zzq.  They are the real deal.

On 1/28/2024 at 10:07 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Sir, you can mock big-league dreams all you want, but who wouldn't want to get married and then try to hit a dinger off the new bride?  

Taken from their website:

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pretty sure that's where the A's are playing next year

15 hours ago, Red Five said:

What would total maga war against Taylor Swift even look like, aside from Taylor needing to bump up her security? She's a singer. Is Dotard going to talk shit about her most recent album at a rally or something?

well first trump will release his diss track. 

Dumbass sure loves him some iran ….

 

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

well first trump will release his piss  track. 

Fify

8 hours ago, Smax said:

 

I went to my first Wegmans in Short Pump, if there is a store out there can rival and even surpass HEB/CM its Wegmans, hell I think Wegmans is better just because they have in house sandwich shop and coal fired pizza.

 

Anyone heading to Richmond, zzq bbq is worth a visit

Plus the vegetable cruditè

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


They’re picking a fight with a woman who isn’t the kind who takes any shit, and who outflanks her opponents (see her move of re-recording her song catalog). She isn’t going to walk away. She may also completely avoid engaging them directly, and just destroy everything they care about in a flanking maneuver. Gee, I wonder if she will?

I didn't have Taylor Swift literally setting fire to Mar-a-lago with all the Trump family inside and then disappearing like Kizer Soze on my bingo card. But now I do. 

Trump is more popular than Taylor Swift on this website. 

Thanks, Shaggy. 

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