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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Spoiler function does exist, and for posts like the above. 

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Spoiler function does exist, and for posts like the above. 

How dare you try to minimize the Trump first amendment rights! 
 

Also, what specifically do you want censored? The tiny hands or manly vulva? 

49 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Might be shopped, might not 

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5 hours ago, bolverk said:

Her criticisms are not of his conservatism. They're founded on her belief that he's a phony, a buffoon, and will hurt the far-right cause over the long term. In that, I think she's likely correct.

Trump will either cause lasting damage to the country or the Republican party. Maybe both.

8 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Trump will either cause lasting damage to the country or the Republican party. Maybe both.

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3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Might be shopped, might not 

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38 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Trump will either cause lasting damage to the country or the Republican party. Maybe both.


the damage to the R party has already been done 

When Trump got elected, I low balled the institutional recovery at 20 years.  Now, I don’t think the government will fully recover in my lifetime because too many bad actors in media and both parties have normalized and enabled Trumpism over the last seven years.  

That’s why we invented trains.  

Not going to quote the pic again. But that cameltoe is bigger than an actual camel’s toe. 

When two camels cross paths in the desert with one another, does one point to the other's hoof and say, "Trump Fupa!"  

10 hours ago, DaysOff said:

I'm not proud of it, but would Ann Coulter.

My right-wing psycho grudge fuck would be Michelle Malkin.  I would do my best to tear up that Pinay poonanny.

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

When Trump got elected, I low balled the institutional recovery at 20 years.  Now, I don’t think the government will fully recover in my lifetime because too many bad actors in media and both parties have normalized and enabled Trumpism over the last seven years.  

Incompetence teamed with design to reach this bad end.

10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’s been vocally anti-Trump for years now. 

She's human filth, but she plays the long game.

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nothing will stop the grift ….

 

Fuck, that silhouette looks just like Elvis. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And they applaud it. 


 

 

Not going to quote the pic again. But that cameltoe is bigger than an actual camel’s toe. 

it is easier for a camel toe to go through the eye of a needle dick than for dotard to enter the Kingdom of God!
4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My right-wing psycho grudge fuck would be Michelle Malkin.  I would do my best to tear up that Pinay poonanny.

Built like plywood. 

 

Noooooooope

On 2/3/2024 at 10:59 PM, tx 3 putt said:

That right leg is dragging ….

 

 

that doesn’t look great. awesome. 

that doesn’t look great. awesome. 

Soon?
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm not seeing the drag foot but will take y'alls word for it. 

 

I'm not either. I'm just seeing an old with aches and pains. 

 

 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm not seeing the drag foot but will take y'alls word for it. 

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Above, his right foot lingers pointing the wrong way.

Below, at the very end of the video, you catch it again. He's stepping forward but his right foot has lingered pointing to some spot to Trump's left.

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I had to watch it a few times to see it because it's such a short video, and I didn't know exactly what to look for.

I only spent so much time on this because I truly hope he is falling apart. A sudden stumble and fall on his face in public would be a gratifying scene.

 

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Shared this video with my neighbor who is a wildly successful osteopath dealing with the lower spine and associated issues with the brain and legs.  Like most folks in the medical profession I know, is for some reason, hardcore right-wing.  

His brief verbal response/armchair digital diagnosis was literally, "Holy shit, he really is on a rapid decline."  

I had to recuse myself from the cul-de-sac discussion to go jerk off.  

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I'm sure all the people who thought it was hilarious that time Biden lost his balance on a bike will also find it hilarious when Dotard starts falling all the time. 

The one physical activity I've seen Trump do is golf.  Never seen him bike, boat, run, jog, fish, or hunt.  And now he can't even walk the putting green.  That's fucking hysterical to me.  But his PR machine will find a way to make sure we never see him fall, just look bold and daring with his ladies watch on the Front 9.  But yeah, Biden is too old.  roll:eyes

This is no longer wishful thinking or our political hyperbole...between his speech, physical appearance, and trouble handling himself---the pressures of his travel/schedules/legal issues/campaigning/fundraising demands is what I've been forecasting for years.  His sociopathic narcissism keeps him in denial, but there are passive parts of the brain and body you simply cannot actively control.  He is breaking down.  It's not happening as fast as I would like, but the objective metrics are there in plain sight.  I don't know if he'll die before the general election (fingers crossed), but this is absolutely 100% the thing that gets us to the thing.  Which means I only have less than a year to start building up a proper tolerance to heroin-laced mushrooms because that's going to be my diet, exclusively, for the one-month mourning period of his death.  

Nmnm

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

The one physical activity I've seen Trump do is golf.  Never seen him bike, boat, run, jog, fish, or hunt.  And now he can't even walk the putting green.  That's fucking hysterical to me.  But his PR machine will find a way to make sure we never see him fall, just look bold and daring with his ladies watch on the Front 9.  But yeah, Biden is too old.  roll:eyes

 

Seriously.

WaPo reported Biden's daily routine - he lifts weights in the morning, often with a trainer, and rides a bike, both outdoors and a Peloton. 

But he's old and frail and fat ass Trump is the epitome of health, despite all we see him do is ride his golf cart from hole to hole and struggle to walk down a ramp and drink water. 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Seriously.

WaPo reported Biden's daily routine - he lifts weights in the morning, often with a trainer, and rides a bike, both outdoors and a Peloton. 

But he's old and frail and fat ass Trump is the epitome of health, despite all we see him do is ride his golf cart from hole to hole and struggle to walk down a ramp and drink water. 

Dr. Ronny Jackson: "Trump is in better physical condition than Lebron James and may very well live to see 200." 

Just now, Red Five said:

Dr. Ronny Jackson: "Trump is in better physical condition than Lebron James and may very well live to see 200." 

Look man, we all make a lot of crazy claims when we’re locked in a bathroom at 3am with a coke dealer.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I had to recuse myself from the cul-de-sac discussion to go jerk off.  

New Surly motto?

Bruce, like most Jersey and NY natives, hates Trump & and knows just what a conman he is. He's told the story in the past about how a local music shop owner from his hometown of Freehold got a contract to provide pianos for a Trump casino in the 80s or 90s. The small time businessman procured them & of course got stiffed by Trump. Damn near ruined him. You could repeat a version of that story at least 500 times in that area.

18 hours ago, Horndog said:

Trump will either cause lasting damage to the country or the Republican party. Maybe both.

 

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


the damage to the R party has already been done 

I'd say enough damage is done to both. this country is healthier when there are two (or more) functioning parties. we have one 3/4 functioning party and the other maybe operating at 1/4 capacity, resulting in dysfunctional government. I enjoy some good R schadenfreude like everyone else, but eventually something resembling a functioning party needs to rise from the ashes, and soon. 

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I can't wait until this motherfucker dies. 

There is a 1/3 chance we reboot to two healthy, cooperative parties that can work together as they did for most of the 20th century.  
 

There is a 1/3 chance this morass results in us transitioning to a multi-party coalition styled political system like many of our Northern European, representative-democracy counterparts.  
 

There is 1/3 chance we devolve into an authoritarian state and lose Our status as the globe’s lone superpower Republic and condemn our children to walk across the ashes in search of books that explain what we used to hold dear in the “before times.”  
 

happy Monday motherfuckers

Just now, Bookman said:

I can't wait until this motherfucker dies. 

I think about it often. Probably at some point every day. I don't think it's healthy. 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think about it often. Probably at some point every day. I don't think it's healthy. 

same and same. I actually started fantasizing about a post-trump world and I had to stop myself because I couldn't let myself get my hopes up. the man ruins everything!

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I had to recuse myself from the cul-de-sac discussion to go jerk off.  

A real alpha jerks off wherever he wants.  It's a solid way of asserting dominance.

Way to admit you're a beta loser.  You probably don't even take daily super ultra mega man brain supplements, as advertised on Alex Jones and Joe Rogan's shows.  LOSER.

I get excited when this thread has a lot of new replies and that "HOT" icon.

Only to be disappointed. 

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


the damage to the R party has already been done 

The damage to the country has also, or did everyone forget about Roe, among other things.

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8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

The damage to the country has also or did everyone forget about Roe, among other things.

Whenever I get spend too much time ruminating about it, I remember that for awhile in our recent history, we had a leader who was nerdy enough to role model how to embrace that and not be afraid or too cool to show it by doing stuff like this....

 

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