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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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58 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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That’s still my favorite dotard pic. 

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Melania holding hands with SSA would make it better. 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In which Trump tells the world that he was responsible for the success of Taylor Swift:

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This is extremely pathetic and lame, but it’s also disturbing because a former and maybe future POTUS is non-subtly threatening a pop star that she better not voice a political opinion. 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is extremely pathetic and lame, but it’s also disturbing because a former and maybe future POTUS is non-subtly threatening a pop star that she better not voice a political opinion. 

He always finds a way to become an ever bigger bitch piece of shit. And people follow him… 

He always finds a way to become an ever bigger bitch piece of shit. And people follow him… 
Sounds like those people are deplorable, maybe the should get in a basket together
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2 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:
He always finds a way to become an ever bigger bitch piece of shit. And people follow him… 

Sounds like those people are deplorable, maybe the should get in a basket together

There isn’t a basket big enough. Hillary was too kind. 

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I just want this to fucking end. Just fucking end already. JUST FUCKING CEASE TO EXIST.

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This piece of shit is top 5 worst humans in the history of humanity.

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is extremely pathetic and lame, but it’s also disturbing because a former and maybe future POTUS is non-subtly threatening a pop star that she better not voice a political opinion. 

Well you see, corporations are people, and thus have unlimited 1A rights to donate and openly support the political representatives of their choice.  Actual  people, like TS,  (who embodies the supposed republican values of being “self made” and creating wealth based on merit and ability) do not have this right and should be threatened and criticized if they express political opinions.

9 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

It’s real and it’s spectacular.

 

"was responsible for."  Someone should ask him what is the MMA.  It's a highly technical amendment to the Copyright Act and I doubt he could muster more than, "well, it modernizes music."

1 hour ago, texas08 said:

I just want this to fucking end. Just fucking end already. JUST FUCKING CEASE TO EXIST.

That's how I originally heard it too!

 

10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

"was responsible for."  Someone should ask him what is the MMA.  It's a highly technical amendment to the Copyright Act and I doubt he could muster more than, "well, it modernizes music."

Modernizes is an awfully big word for Trump. 

On 2/11/2024 at 8:30 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

So, Trump apparently was jealous that Joe Biden overshadowed him in the news late last week. Doesnt matter that is was all negative for Joe. Trump just couldn't take it that the news was all about Joe.

Well mission accomplished.

 

 

i don't know why it took me so long to figure it out.

What do you mean? It's barely being covered

It got about 1% of the attention of a singer dating a football player. This country is toast. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It got about 1% of the attention of a singer dating a football player. This country is toast. 

Well to be fair to the country, a sizable chunk of it is now convinced that said singer and football player are NATO deep-state psy-operators being protected/promoted by the NFL and the Mainstream Media.  NFL-NATO, or INFLATO, if you will.  Who also brought Tom Brady's oversized balls to prominence as a beta-test of their HUMINT prowess.

And the C.O.'s name?  You guessed it.  Frank Stallone.  

Honestly, think about how fuck'd we be if it weren't for our natural resources, reserve currency, and those 2 oceans.  We are beyond stupid.  

3 hours ago, safe sex said:

What do you mean? It's barely being covered

It was the lead story on the front page of the NYTimes this morning and mentioned several times on NPR this afternoon, including interviews with national security experts and quotes from European leaders. I don't watch cable news, so no idea about CNN/MSNBS/FOX, but I do know PBS News Hour is covering it as a major story.

Trump is a deep cover, deep state dem agent. His mission, destroy the R party ….

 

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20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump is a deep cover, deep state dem agent. His mission, destroy the R party ….

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Hopefully that’s plastered all over Truth Social and Twitter. 

a spoiler reveal would be nice.  Some of us are trying to eat.

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

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That....more than anything....might be the fastest path to undoing some of the greatest damage the actual Republican plan accomplished over the past 20 years (capturing downballot seats, both Congressional and in statehouses).  Starve all GQP candidates of any RNC money, funneling it all to the Orange Godking's grift?  I couldn't ask for anything more.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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And when she says "towards" she means given to. 

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That....more than anything....might be the fastest path to undoing some of the greatest damage the actual Republican plan accomplished over the past 20 years (capturing downballot seats, both Congressional and in statehouses).  Starve all GQP candidates of any RNC money, funneling it all to the Orange Godking's grift?  I couldn't ask for anything more.

It's also telling, a conman always goes for one last big grift.  Here it is.  

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

It's also telling, a conman always goes for one last big grift.  Here it is.  

He knows he’s going to lose or end up in prison. Gotta vacuum up all the money before it’s over for himself and his kids. Bc he’s not going to be alive in 2028

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He knows he’s going to lose or end up in prison. Gotta vacuum up all the money before it’s over for himself and his kids. Bc he’s not going to be alive in 2028

Yep, might as well go for complete broke, pardon the reference, get absolutely every penny he can, because the well is running dry quickly.  

 

But, if he manages to completely bankrupt the entire Republican Party and lose in spectacular fashion, give him his Nobel Prize.  

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Yep, might as well go for complete broke, pardon the reference, get absolutely every penny he can, because the well is running dry quickly.  

Also a Trump in charge of the RNC, if they didn’t immediately jettison her into the Sun after November, it’s designed to set up Ivanka and Don Jr for office. They’re going to go broke with the Trump name until America finally does a Czar Nicholas on them 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Also a Trump in charge of the RNC, if they didn’t immediately jettison her into the Sun after November, it’s designed to set up Ivanka and Don Jr for office. They’re going to go broke with the Trump name until America finally does a Czar Nicholas on them 

I fine with them going to jail, a murder in the forest seems a bit extreme to me.  

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He knows he’s going to lose or end up in prison. Gotta vacuum up all the money before it’s over for himself and his kids. Bc he’s not going to be alive in 2028

So....even though I know the answer....what is the end-game?

A smart man would run the grift till the last second, get the money offshore, then fly off someplace with no extradition (seriously, Moscow would set him up in a palace for life, so long as he continues to snipe at the US online).

But, con-man after con-man.....doesn't seem to have an end-game.  They just think they can keep the con going forever, and then when the music stops, they are stuck and fucked.  Trump is dumber than most con-men -- he's really good at the conning part, don't get me wrong, and he's a savant when it comes to manipulating people -- but in terms of complex strategy, he's a demonstrable moron.  So, I don't think he has any sane end-game in mind.  

Just now, BamaATL said:

I fine with them going to jail, a murder in the forest seems a bit extreme to me.  

Only because you haven't been paying attention.

We need more Esso stations.  That's the way fascist regimes end.  Always.

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I fine with them going to jail, a murder in the forest seems a bit extreme to me.  

America needs to shed the puritanical shit towards traitors. Country would be a lot better if we executed after the civil war or Jan 6

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Just now, Js1 said:

America needs to shed the puritanical shit towards traitors. Country would be a lot better if we executed after the civil war or Jan 6

Sorry, we only execute minorities.  White traitors (well, white anything, really) pretty much get a free pass.

Lynching tree out front shoulda told ya.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also a Trump in charge of the RNC, if they didn’t immediately jettison her into the Sun after November, it’s designed to set up Ivanka and Don Jr for office. They’re going to go broke with the Trump name until America finally does a Czar Nicholas on them 

Ivanka and Jared are smart - left the politics game and are living the good life thanks to the Saudis.

Don Jr I could see trying and failing miserably to make a run.

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I fine with them going to jail, a murder in the forest seems a bit extreme to me.  

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I have some bloodlust reading Roma. The consul Brutus executed 2 of his sons for conspiring to overthrow the republic and re-install Tarquinius as king 

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Don Jr I could see trying and failing miserably to make a run.

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Don Jr: "I should run for office."

 

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So....even though I know the answer....what is the end-game?

A smart man would run the grift till the last second, get the money offshore, then fly off someplace with no extradition (seriously, Moscow would set him up in a palace for life, so long as he continues to snipe at the US online).

But, con-man after con-man.....doesn't seem to have an end-game.  They just think they can keep the con going forever, and then when the music stops, they are stuck and fucked.  Trump is dumber than most con-men -- he's really good at the conning part, don't get me wrong, and he's a savant when it comes to manipulating people -- but in terms of complex strategy, he's a demonstrable moron.  So, I don't think he has any sane end-game in mind.  

Only because you haven't been paying attention.

We need more Esso stations.  That's the way fascist regimes end.  Always.

How about a hunting trip with Dick Cheney, it'll assuage my sensibilities? 

31 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Ivanka and Jared are smart - left the politics game and are living the good life thanks to the Saudis.

Don Jr I could see trying and failing miserably to make a run.

Don Jr will die of a cocaine induced heart attack and MAGA will claim Hillary had him murdered or some similar idiocy. Never mind that he's been in an obvious drug and alcohol death spiral on social media for a few years now. 

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