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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#36701

Last night I watched a rerun of the Tonight Show from Feb 27, 1986. During his monologue, I heard Johnny Carson use the phrase “prime the pump.”

I didn’t realize it had been that long since Trump invented the phrase.

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#36702
6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Last night I watched a rerun of the Tonight Show from Feb 27, 1986. During his monologue, I heard Johnny Carson use the phrase “prime the pump.”

I didn’t realize it had been that long since Trump invented the phrase.

You need to find a new hobby.

#36703
16 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Hard to decide where to put this, but....
 

 

maybe this is finally how we convince a shitload of people that they'll never be billionaires. see? you couldn't even raise 1/3 of that! with all of you put together!

#36704
23 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Monkey snipers flinging poisonous poo.

I read that in Richard Ayoade's voice  

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#36706
Trump’s ‘Save America’ PAC is now facing felony charges in Wisconsin from an illegal scheme to funnel illegal contributions to the campaign of Trump nemesis Robin Vos’s opponent by laundering it through 3 county parties. https://t.co/JYdlaJHNLJ

 

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I had to renew my drivers license yesterday.  I checked the box for voter registration.  It defaulted to non-registration.  It took me an hour to get through that bullshit.

 

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#36709
Trump at the Black Conservative Federation Gala: I got indicted and lot of people said that’s why the black people like me…

Good Lord

#36710
13 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:
Trump at the Black Conservative Federation Gala: I got indicted and lot of people said that’s why the black people like me…

Good Lord

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#36711
Trump: These lights are so bright in my eyes I can't see people... I can only see the Black ones. I can't see any white ones. That's how far I've come. That's a long way isn't it?

 

#36712
Trump at the Black Conservative Federation Gala: You know Cary Grant? He was this very handsome guy… Sidney Poitier, I thought he was very handsome right?

 

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#36713

This man has a weird fetish …..

Montage of 25 different times, starting with today, Trump claimed that big strong men came up to him with tears in their eyes thanking him for saving their lives.

 

#36714

Trump speaking is like Han Solo shooting in the trash compactor:  Dumb and bounces all over the trash in the room

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#36716
On 2/22/2024 at 5:03 PM, TeeDubya said:

Hard to decide where to put this, but....
 

 

Dude who started the gofundme looking at the numbers while contemplating how he's a self-made millionaire.

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#36717

has hell frozen over?

 

Fox cuts coverage of Trump’s rally: Even though he’s entitled to his opinion, he’s not entitled to his own set of facts. The market has indeed been going up but it has nothing to do with Trump. There was also no evidence of a rigged election

 

#36718
While right-wingers want to blame the Biden Admin for the Athens, GA alleged murder by a Venezuelan migrant, maybe they should read about this order that Trump signed on his last day in office to pay back Venezuelan voters in South FL. https://t.co/7P6oW0X59u

 

 

#36721

Uh, are we just not talking about what happens to the Trumpinator-1000 in the movie or is that like illegal and would get the website in trouble?  

#36722

LOL ... even you, Newsmax?

 

BREAKING: Right wing news outlet, Newsmax just fact-checked former President Donald Trump about the 2020 election lie. "The president mentioned in his speech, the 2020 elections. Newsmax as a network believes the results were legal and final."Just curious if MAGA thinks…

 

 

#36723

Okay, so the Trumpinator travels back in time from 2024 to correct the vulnerable human elections of 2020 and instead gets involved with an AI machine-SkyNet/StarLink, rapes some people including his daughter, buncha lawsuits, fraud trials, criminal trials, and then sells a shoe that literally looks like a high-top sneaker released the exact same fucking week in 1984 as "The Terminator" movie?  And oh yeah, the guy who was the original T-1000 happens to be one of the more outspoken Republicans against the Trumpinator who happened to take over his gameshow.  And he was on another gameshow called "The Running Man" with another host who was also sexually in appropriate with women.  

Top 5 answers on the board, we asked 100 people.......

"ARE WE IN A FUCKING SIMULATION?" 

Show me "WHAT THE FUCK?"  

#36725

Lucky for you, i have no standards.  But you have to admit some of this shit is coming oddly full-circle and a little too close for comfort. 

csb/ Last week, I went to the Barbara Jordan Forum at UT, and to church service, and to a support meeting.  And the message was all the same each and every time.  We fell like we're all participants and influencers in a time of immense significance and change, but in the end-we are just the next chapter after the previous one and before the ensuing one.  It's just in our DNA to consider ourselves part of this magnitude shift of existence.  There has always been the most important election of our lifetimes, there has never been a generation of literature or theology that didn't consider itself the voice of the End of Days, there has always been an effort to evolve our culture and society.  Everybody and their children is the most impactful era to ever happen to society.  It's in our bones, installed there by Mother Nature herself as a survival and procreation mechanism, as elegantly efficient as our chromosomes themselves.  To your point, maybe we just have more digital exposure so we notice more shit. 

But in the last 18 months, I am making peace with a balance between Signs.  You can't live your whole life looking for meaning and depth and validation in every little thing.  Because you miss the basics of life.  And you can't ignore what's clearly a sign from the universe/nature/higher power either.  It's a high-wire act requiring balance.  One day we'll leave this planet, but for now we're hurtling around a boiling star at 67,000mph with a buncha shitty people and for my generation, at least, there ain't no rock but this one.  And I have done my level best to help and serve since I was a little kid.  And it satiated me.  But for the next 12 months, we're gonna really fucking hurt some bad people.  And it's going to fell fucking fantastic.  It took me a long and rugged journey to realize my purpose other than being a father.  I am here to make bad people feel ashamed of themselves for supporting who they support and falling for what they fell for.  And when some of them lash out, I'll be there to remind them again.  Because like Tommy in "Casino", I'll keep coming back to get them, again and again and again.  Because I don't know any better.  Y'all do the inspiration and the leading and the voter turnout and the convincing and the prose.  I'll do the other shit.  And then we're on to the other project.  This is no longer the shit we read about in history books about other countries.  It's our turn and the stupids aren't taking a day off.  

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#36726

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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#36728

for god's sakes Brisket, get that finger outta your ear...you don't know where that finger's been.  /RIPlloydbridgesinHotShots

CSB/ my avatar (that took my dumbass a full year to figure out how to post) is from the Rickett's Penthouse atop the Time Warner Centre/Mandarian whatever the fuck it's called now in Manhattan.  He's an actual billionaire unlike Donald Trump.  So he was hosting an event that I was mistakenly invited to and I tell him I'm from Chicago and a Cubs fan.  And he shows me some cool shit he had from the 2016 Cubs WS.  And then takes me over to that window and says, "You see that 'penthouse' way down there?"  And Steve is mostly a Republican donor for regulatory purposes and political favors.  And this was when Trump was still in office.  He says, "After the Cubs won the series and our franchise value went up even more, that fucking loser asked if his family could buy in for a small stake after he leaves office to increase his exposure in Chicago (admittedly his two major properties there are quite nice).  And we had our people check him out, guy doesn't even have the liquidity to buy  season tickets let alone a slice of the Chicago Cubs."  I never saw him again that evening but I just stared in awe at the Lovable Loser.  Not the Cubs anymore, but Donald Trump.  

#36729
44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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For a second, I thought your hand was an automatic rifle. Dark humor. Maybe too soon.

Anyway, I endorse your message.

#36730

leave it to fucking Brisket to take a high-up photograph of 3 Las vegas pools and miss every opportunity to get a screenshot of a hot chick in a bikini.  

Send me your Verde tickets tonight for your failure.  BOO THIS MAN! 

#36731
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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Pre-upgrade view?

 

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#36733
Fashion Mall still there, huh? 

Duh. Why else would you go to Vegas except to shop at that one-of-a-kind place, Macy’s?
#36735

Never understood the cutesy curled finger flip off. Put your middle finger out there big as life. Extend your thumb big as life. 

We're done here.

#36739
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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You should have stayed there and pissed all over the place.   

#36740
1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

You should have stayed there and pissed all over the place.   

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#36741
You should have stayed there and pissed all over the place.   

Goddammit. Next time I’m here, I’m 1) going to hit an all-you-can-eat chili and chicken wings buffet, and then 2) saunter into that place, get seated at the DJT restaurant, 3) get up, and head to the men’s room to destroy their shitter, and then 4) walk out humming The Battle Hymn of The Republic.
#36742
21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This man has a weird fetish …..

Montage of 25 different times, starting with today, Trump claimed that big strong men came up to him with tears in their eyes thanking him for saving their lives.

 

America's an untamed firehose of tears! Tremendous!!!!!

#36743
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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Brisket is a short-fingered vulgarian, too? 

#36745
4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Trump on himself: "There's no cognitive problem. If there was, I'd know about it."

 

 

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Well if police can shoot shoplifters, does that mean the secret service can draw and quarter the leader of an insurrection?  

#36746
Brisket is a short-fingered vulgarian, too? 

Heavy on the vulgarian. And yeah, I was never gonna be great on the piano. God gave all of my length to…other things. That’s right, I have LONG ear hairs.
#36747
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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So ronery.

#36748
10 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I never realized that @Brisketexan has Trump-sized hands. Do you need two hands to hold a glass of water?

Maybe it was cold out in Vegas or he’d just got out of the pool?  

#36749
A special needs child and his father were ejected from their seats up front at CPAC they had been in all day by security to make room for Trump’s campaign staff before his speech. Their former Rep. George Santos is outraged. https://t.co/4LLjVCe3Hj


 

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