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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will....but I bet the spread they put out at that fake holiday party was fucking DELICIOUS.

Better than anything Trump put out at the White House.

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Reminds me of a certain pornographic meme with a girl sitting on a couch and a number of nice gentlemen behind her.

4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

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Reminds me of a certain pornographic meme with a girl sitting on a couch and a number of nice gentlemen behind her.

That would probably generate the most amount of MAGA voting enthusiasm

"He gets fucked by a bunch of black dudes, just like me!!"

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Manufacturing fake photos with the Blacks so you can say “see, we’re not racist!” 

 

 

 

 

AI continues to do a shitty job with hands. 

The only way Trump's hands could be that big is if he was wearing Mickey gloves, but Mickey only shares with Vince. 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will....but I bet the spread they put out at that fake holiday party was fucking DELICIOUS.

So good that some people ate their own fingers!

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I don't look at much AI stuff, but the hands are usually pretty bad. Clever of this fraud to have most hands or at least fingers hidden.

That's fairly subtle. Trying to float the notion that Trump was celebrating in the bossom of a Black family at Christmas and looking quite at home is not so subtle. It's ridiculous.

 

12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

So good that some people ate their own fingers!

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I don't look at much AI stuff, but the hands are usually pretty bad. Clever of this fraud to have most hands or at least fingers hidden.

That's fairly subtle. Trying to float the notion that Trump was celebrating in the bossom of a Black family at Christmas and looking quite at home is not so subtle. It's ridiculous.

 

Look, man....I got distracted by the prospect of a soul food Christmas dinner, and you aren't gonna get me to take my eyes off the prize.

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Quite a lot of finger food, I'd guess. Short, strange finger food. 

I just had the weirdest Ramsey Bolton thought…

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I just had the weirdest Ramsey Bolton thought…

Does it involve the SS changing trump’s code name to reek?

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

"He gets fucked by a bunch of black dudes, just like me my wife while I watch!!"

Fixed it for magats

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Quite a lot of finger food, I'd guess.

You need to mingle with the black community more if you think a black family Christmas spread consists of a lot of finger food.

There are infinite variations of the black family Christmas spread, but there are two things you can bank on.  Granny will produce five gallons of the greatest mac and cheese ever made and there will be candied sweet potatoes with enough marshmallows in them to make your teeth rot just by looking at them.

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does it involve the SS changing trump’s code name to reek?

Didn’t Putin already kinda do this?

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Trying to float the notion that Trump was celebrating in the bossom of a Black family at Christmas and looking quite at home is not so subtle. It's ridiculous.

That's what jumped out to me.  Even if you thought this was real, what about it wouldn't seem like blatant pandering?  His voters are sick people.

45 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 


is that new double big mac any good ?

47 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Homer Simpson GIF

That's what jumped out to me.  Even if you thought this was real, what about it wouldn't seem like blatant pandering?  His voters are sick people.
Yes they are; thier vote holds the same value as yours. Ergo everything is fucked.
16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Homer Simpson GIF


Get it right man ….

Homer Simpson Mumu GIF

17 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Hey, check it out y’all! The simulation gave us a preview in the original Dune of what to expect with this orange turd:

 

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Pretty sure that's Steve Bannon.

If the border was so fucking dangerous, then all these pussies wouldn't be showing up for photo ops.  They don't even have the commemorative Kushner flak jacket.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What the fuck?

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Let’s see how vaccine braggadocio works out with his crowd.

5 minutes ago, royiv said:

Let’s see how vaccine braggadocio works out with his crowd.

It will work just fine.  Do you not even cognitive dissonance, bro?  These fucking morons can absolutely hold two contradictory thoughts in their heads - they don't clash, because they've got so much empty room to move around in there.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It will work just fine.  Do you not even cognitive dissonance, bro?  These fucking morons can absolutely hold two contradictory thoughts in their heads - they don't clash, because they've got so much empty room to move around in there.

This is really one of the big keys to understanding their behavior.

They can shift from one set of "facts" to another seamlessly, then exist with both sets being true, or as many others as come up.

10 things that all contradict each other? Doesn't matter, they can all be "true" to them, at the same time if necessary.

6 minutes ago, Pods said:

This is really one of the big keys to understanding their behavior.

They can shift from one set of "facts" to another seamlessly, then exist with both sets being true, or as many others as come up.

10 things that all contradict each other? Doesn't matter, they can all be "true" to them, at the same time if necessary.

2+2=5

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

2+2=5

....and also 4, and 3, and potato.

Seriously, that's the kind of thinking we're dealing with.

Inflation rose during part of Biden's term?  BIDEN DID IT!

Inflation fell during the next part of Biden's term?  BIDEN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.  TRUMP DID IT!

Etc. etc. ad infinitum.  Facts and reason only annoy them.

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

2+2=5

Yep. 2+2 can = 5, 59 or it can equal conspiracies to drink baby adrenochrome.  

 

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Dammit, Brisket posted the same while I was trying to think of how to end it.

it's still funny that someone like him would normally brag nonstop about presiding over the vaccine's creation.  but he can't and therefore won't, because he's scared to death of his idiot base.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

it's still funny that someone like him would normally brag nonstop about presiding over the vaccine's creation.  but he can't and therefore won't, because he's scared to death of his idiot base.

Dude would be finishing his 2nd term and planning a 3rd if he acted the least bit presidential during that time.

13 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Dude would be finishing his 2nd term and planning a 3rd if he acted the least bit presidential during that time.

and at the same time my dog learned algebra.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

and at the same time my dog learned algebra.

My last dog could spell, so it’s not out of the question.

Dude would be finishing his 2nd term and planning a 3rd if he acted the least bit presidential during that time.

and if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike.

and if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike.

Sure…I mean, plenty of people rode her.
On 3/4/2024 at 10:33 AM, Pancho said:

Manufacturing fake photos with the Blacks so you can say “see, we’re not racist!” 

 

 

 

Someone needs to do this with the pic of the tiny porn star surrounded by big guys in their skivvies with him in her place. 

This cunt is at ufc again. Lot of dumb dumbs cheered him when he came on but I did my part and yelled loudly fuck this puto. Only one sadly. Oh well. Still though let it be known fuck trump. Now. And forever. 

11 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

A billionaire indeed:

 

I don’t think these contributions are about the money they raise, but rather the psychology of getting someone (literally) invested in Trump.

You have to think making something like a "strength vs. weakness" ad for the dems would be like child's play. Strength (show Biden saying Biden things at the SOTU, I will fight to preserve democracy, I won't bow down to our enemies, etc) vs. weakness (show Trump's mugshot, shots of him in court, and then him begging for money). 

Seriously, the options they have for this fall are pretty much unlimited. They should have fun doing it. 

"All he wants to do is appeal to his base. He has no principles. None. His goddamned tweeting and lying... oh my god. I'm talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit. [...] It's the phoniness of it all. It's the phoniness and this cruelty. Donald is cruel."

---- Trump's sister, Judge Maryann Trump Barry, on Donald.  
 She added that he did not read books and had someone take the college entrance exam in his place.

"All he wants to do is appeal to his base. He has no principles. None. His goddamned tweeting and lying... oh my god. I'm talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit. [...] It's the phoniness of it all. It's the phoniness and this cruelty. Donald is cruel."

---- Trump's sister, Judge Maryann Trump Barry, on Donald.   She added that he did not read books and had someone take the college entrance exam in his place.
Sounds like every Republican that still claims the label.
10 hours ago, achooloco said:

This cunt is at ufc again. Lot of dumb dumbs cheered him when he came on but I did my part and yelled loudly fuck this puto. Only one sadly. Oh well. Still though let it be known fuck trump. Now. And forever. 

Wouldn’t surprise me if the ufc pays trump to be there. This explains why Trump posted that his folks should give Bud Light a chance again, after the UFC signed a big deal with Bud Light.

Looks like Ivanka has resculpted her face again. She's got great surgeons.

It could be that her face just can't move. Or it could be that she's got stereo sound of two clumsy crooks discussing something neither of them understand.

Would be so hilarious if DeSantis managed to drag the Epstein-Trump links back into the campaign spotlight.  It’s just the kind of thing Ron would take great delight in.

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