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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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22 hours ago, achooloco said:

This cunt is at ufc again. Lot of dumb dumbs cheered him when he came on but I did my part and yelled loudly fuck this puto. Only one sadly. Oh well. Still though let it be known fuck trump. Now. And forever. 

 

12 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Wouldn’t surprise me if the ufc pays trump to be there. This explains why Trump posted that his folks should give Bud Light a chance again, after the UFC signed a big deal with Bud Light.

I have been watching the UFC since my little bro and I found UFC 1 and 2 in a video store in the 90s.. Trump pretty much goes to every UFC now because Dana White is MAGA and the fans are a strong lean that way too, in most cities, so he gets lots of cheers. After decades of following the UFC, I stopped watching the UFC because it is pretty obvious they are trying to pump him up with all his appearances lately.  I can't support any business that would like to see that piece of shit be president again.

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41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Would be so hilarious if DeSantis managed to drag the Epstein-Trump links back into the campaign spotlight.  It’s just the kind of thing Ron would take great delight in.

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it would be some long game genius 

if it actually tanks trump, do the R's go running back to meatball to be the candidate ?

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

As far as I know, all or most of the Epstein GJ material is federal.  Meatball Ron can't do shit about that.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

As far as I know, all or most of the Epstein GJ material is federal.  Meatball Ron can't do shit about that.

The initial case in Florida where the sweetheart deal was cut, wasn't that a state case?  

How anyone in this country could even consider voting for this man? He is the worst human being.

 

24 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The initial case in Florida where the sweetheart deal was cut, wasn't that a state case?  

Appears you are correct.  The feds love to jump into these things and I seem to recall Mayorkas being involved, but maybe he was just a statie at the time.  The fact that the feds didn't get involved is suspect all by itself.

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6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Appears you are correct.  The feds love to jump into these things and I seem to recall Mayorkas being involved, but maybe he was just a statie at the time.  The fact that the feds didn't get involved is suspect all by itself.

Mayorkas? I thought it was Alex Acosta (trump cabinet member)

What a republic. Shitbag DeSantis invokes child sex-trafficker Jeff Epstein to go after a constant liar who tried to invade Congress to seize government and is himself a serial sex offender. 

Annnnnd, it has implications in the race to become President of the United States.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Mayorkas? I thought it was Alex Acosta (trump cabinet member)

Yes. It was Acosta, Trump’s Labor Secretary, along with his AG Bill Barr and Deputy AG Jeffrey Rosen who were all working for the Kirkland and Ellis law firm at the time. On Epstein’s defense team were Alan Dershowitz and Ken Starr. Yes, that Ken Starr. 

"Poor judgement" that allowed Epstein to rape countless children for another 11 years. 

 

Yes. They really should have come down hard and said really really poor judgment.

On 3/11/2024 at 10:08 AM, RomaVicta said:

What a republic. Shitbag DeSantis invokes child sex-trafficker Jeff Epstein to go after a constant liar who tried to invade Congress to seize government and is himself a serial sex offender. 

Annnnnd, it has implications in the race to become President of the United States.

it's more than implications, bro
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I do not like this simulation. 

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Christ he is a dumbfuck. Acid bleachbit whatever. 

“It’s essentially acid that will destroy anything within ten miles”

 

Well, the early draft of Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle” sounds interesting.  I didn’t realize Trump had read some of the classics.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

“It’s essentially acid that will destroy anything within ten miles”

 

Well, the early draft of Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle” sounds interesting.  I didn’t realize Trump had read some of the classics.  

I'm not sure dotard can read but if he did read any classics, I imagine his understanding would be along these lines:

 

That was such a wonderful scene in a great film.  And incredibly appropriate to the MAGA movement.  A bunch of people who think they're the smartest person in the room, and to call out their stupidity would be an insult to stupid people.  Otto probably started conversations "As a student of philosophy" with the same frequency these people start conversations with "As a student of history" or "As an expert on the Constitution."
 

He’s such a dumbfuck. He talks about how he likes history and studies history. The. He talks about how people have always told him things about history, like about Andrew Jackson (and his poor wife who apparently died because people were mean to her racist barbarian husband). Most people who like and study history do it be reading books. Trump doesn’t have time to read (unless it’s Mein Kampf, apparently). He just listens to people tell him things. And then he sounds like an uneducated moron when he recounts his misconceptions about the subject he thinks he knows so much about. 

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He just listens to people tell him things. And then he sounds like an uneducated moron when he recounts his misconceptions about the subject he thinks he knows so much about. 

He'd fit right into the Daily Texan forum

Nothing connotates an acid like the term bleach. 
 

and wasn’t it one of Clinton’s cabinet members that took documents from the presidential library in his socks?  And it was a bad thing?  

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nothing connotates an acid like the term bleach. 
 

and wasn’t it one of Clinton’s cabinet members that took documents from the presidential library in his socks?  And it was a bad thing?  

Sandy Berger, former Clinton adviser, took classified documents out of the National Archives.  It was reported he tried to smuggle them out in his socks.  He pled guilty.  He was working for Kerry's election campaign at the time.

So wait, are we bleaching the 'Socks', or acid-toning the documents within a ten-mile radius?  What the fuck is happening?  How the fuck is this guy running for President?  

I am white-knuckling relying on a higher power right now and I know I've been annoyingly redundant on claiming we're in a simulation but how in the ever living fuck is his happening?  

We're not on Brisket's ledge, we're in a fucking hole and I can barely see the daylight.  It's not even so much Commander Dipshit as the tens of millions of Americans that are proud to empower him.  

I mean, was the cat inside Sandy's socks down by the seashore with the stolen sentences?  And the Cat's in the Cradle with Fred Trump's Silver Spoon.  Little Boy Blue and Toonces on the Moon?  WTF?

I am losing my shit with this guy lately.  I mean he was always dangerous and stupid.  But he's also now very obviously insane.  And probably has a 50/50 shot back at the White House.  I don't give a fuck.  I got a bug-out bag and a foreign Visa to a handful of countries.  But I'd like my daughters to grow up in a place they know and love.  But a fucking sock drawer?  And that's probably gonna work on Judge Cannon.  Holy fucking shit.  Where's the Tylenol?  

8 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Boobs. I noticed boobs.

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6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He just listens to people tell him things. And then he sounds like an uneducated moron when he recounts his misconceptions about the subject he thinks he knows so much about. 

He’s Joe Rogan?

On 3/14/2024 at 3:00 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'd like to choke the life out of him with my bare hands. 

gonna need about four hands to fit around his fucking fat Jabba neck.

11 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

gonna need about four hands to fit around his fucking fat Jabba neck.

It would be like kneading bread

MAGA: That was planted and fake news

Human Beings: You can go look in archives at papers from over 30 years ago and find that article

MAGA: George Soros was playing a long game

Best part is Trump likely paid to have that story run to make him look cooler. 

On 3/13/2024 at 9:45 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

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It is to laugh:  The Hannibal Lecter Retreat

It is to laugh:  The Hannibal Lecter Retreat

Well, here I go again.  Dibs on "Super Senior Triple Eagle" for my Trump Tribute band name.  We only have one song.  And it's for his fucking goddamn funeral.  

54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dear Leader !!!!

 

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4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I bet on Trump's courses there are the Pro Tees, Men's tees, Women's Tees and President Trump Only Tees that are 75 yards in front of the women's.


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