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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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#37002
3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Technically speaking sir, you can't be a coke whore if your boyfriend does it all.  Or so it has been explained to me................

Exactly. They stick around for the shake that falls into the carpet. 

#37004
13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Is....is that a mannequin?

 

 

‘Ok, daddy needs some bond money… how much for a night with the Twitchy one’s babysitter? What’s your name again sweetheart? Karen? Just take a look at the cans on Karen would ya! They’re not soup cans I can tell you that much. So, can I get $454 million? How about $453? $452…”

 

 

When it hits you that you've fucked up in life. 

#37005
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Is....is that a mannequin?

 

 

‘Ok, daddy needs some bond money… how much for a night with the Twitchy one’s babysitter? What’s your name again sweetheart? Karen? Just take a look at the cans on Karen would ya! They’re not soup cans I can tell you that much. So, can I get $454 million? How about $453? $452…”

 

 


human trafficking 

#37010

 

Indicted Felon Donald Trump is celebrating winning trophies at his own golf club tonight. It's a good time to bring up what sportswriter Rick Reilly said about Trump's golf game. ⛳️ 💪🏻 🥴Cheats on wives, taxes, loans, AND golf.#DonPoorleone

 

#37012
When it hits you that you've fucked up in life. 

When it hits you that chicken might not have made it all the way to 165 degrees…
#37015
4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Fat fuck couldn’t even walk the 30 feet to the ball, had to jump in the cart after that awful shot

Single digit handicaps often are known missing a target by 45 degrees or so from under 50 yards.  It's just that small break thru you need to get to scratch.  

#37021
6 hours ago, C-Man said:

My dad is a Trumper...

Into the woods off the tee, 3 shots to get out of the woods, into the fairway bunker, 2 shots out of the bunker, skull one into the lake, drop and put into the greenside bunker, 3 shots to get out of the bunker but over the green.  2 pitches to get on the green, then 4 putts.

"What did you get Dad?"

"Rough hole, put me down for a bogey..."

#37022

I mean, he’s been club champion three years running and I’m no slouch myself

-Greg Abbott. 

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#37024

 

Call us if you ever win one on a course you DONT own and operate.

 

 

#37025
12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Is....is that a mannequin?

 

 

‘Ok, daddy needs some bond money… how much for a night with the Twitchy one’s babysitter? What’s your name again sweetheart? Karen? Just take a look at the cans on Karen would ya! They’re not soup cans I can tell you that much. So, can I get $454 million? How about $453? $452…”

 

 

 

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

When it hits you that you've fucked up in life. 

 

#37026

Biden should have a "Trump Campaign" ad. Trump golfs seemingly every day. Get footage of it. Show Monday (golf), Tuesday (golf), Wednesday (golf), Thursday (golf), Friday (say the craziest shit imaginable at a rally while sweating), Saturday (golf), Sunday (golf).

"You sure running the country won't interfere with your golf game, Donald?"

#37027
4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Biden should have a "Trump Campaign" ad. Trump golfs seemingly every day. Get footage of it. Show Monday (golf), Tuesday (golf), Wednesday (golf), Thursday (golf), Friday (say the craziest shit imaginable at a rally while sweating), Saturday (golf), Sunday (golf).

"You sure running the country won't interfere with your golf game, Donald?"

Why would it? It didn’t in his first term. 

#37028

Seriously, how did a fat fucking corrupt failed-businessman get elected President of the United States? 

He should file for bankruptcy again. His numbers would go way up. Americans fucking love losers. 

#37030
17 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Hmm... 

This is completely unrelated and random, but does anyone know whether you can take a rifle onto golf courses in Florida?

Not sure. I know you're only allowed 14 clubs in your bag. So, you may have to take a wedge or your two iron out of your bag.

#37033
34 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Hmm... 

This is completely unrelated and random, but does anyone know whether you can take a rifle onto golf courses in Florida?

Shall not be infringed!

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#37036
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Do fat dudes pushing 80 normally win club championships?

Well, if the club has an septuagenarian flight.

 

 

#37037
7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Do fat dudes pushing 80 normally win club championships?

What he's not saying is that it's the "President's Club Championship" and since the CEO of Wal-Mart didn't show up to play it was a field of 1.

#37039
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I mean, he’s been club champion three years running and I’m no slouch myself

-Greg Abbott. 

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#37041

I think I've told this here before, but...

The GF is divorced, but stayed close to her ex-husband's cousin (who lives nearby).  I like her.    Her parents recently died, but her dad was super cool.  He was a lifelong New Yorker.  Princeton grad, the whole thing.   Belonged to the Westchester Country Club for decades.  When they got to the age that they needed help, they moved here to be close to the daughter. 

Anyway, we are having lunch with all of them, and Trump is mentioned.  GF says "Uncle Arthur, did you ever have any dealings with Trump?"

Arthur frowns and says "I was only around him as it relates to golf, and he's a damn cheater".  

He goes on to tell the story of good friend of his playing a round with Trump and a couple of other guys.  Trump tees off, and they all watch his ball go into the trees.   They are all looking for the ball.  Arthur's friend finally spots a ball...bends down and sure enough, the ball has a Trump logo. Right at that moment, he hears Trump yelling "found it" from the fairway.

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#37044
27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I think I've told this here before, but...

The GF is divorced, but stayed close to her ex-husband's cousin (who lives nearby).  I like her.    Her parents recently died, but her dad was super cool.  He was a lifelong New Yorker.  Princeton grad, the whole thing.   Belonged to the Westchester Country Club for decades.  When they got to the age that they needed help, they moved here to be close to the daughter. 

Anyway, we are having lunch with all of them, and Trump is mentioned.  GF says "Uncle Arthur, did you ever have any dealings with Trump?"

Arthur frowns and says "I was only around him as it relates to golf, and he's a damn cheater".  

He goes on to tell the story of good friend of his playing a round with Trump and a couple of other guys.  Trump tees off, and they all watch his ball go into the trees.   They are all looking for the ball.  Arthur's friend finally spots a ball...bends down and sure enough, the ball has a Trump logo. Right at that moment, he hears Trump yelling "found it" from the fairway.

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#37047
6 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Biden should have a "Trump Campaign" ad. Trump golfs seemingly every day. Get footage of it. Show Monday (golf), Tuesday (golf), Wednesday (golf), Thursday (golf), Friday (say the craziest shit imaginable at a rally while sweating), Saturday (golf), Sunday (golf).

"You sure running the country won't interfere with your golf game, Donald?"

Insert some clips of him criticizing Obama for golfing and promising he’d be too busy to play golf. Then point out that he spent about 1/4 of his presidency at his private golf resorts spending WAY more time on the course than Obama ever did.

 

#37048
8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Insert some clips of him criticizing Obama for golfing and promising he’d be too busy to play golf. Then point out that he spent about 1/4 of his presidency at his private golf resorts spending WAY more time on the course than Obama ever did.

 

So what the hell does Bidden do to relax? Serious question.  I mean I seen him on a bike etc. As far as I know, he just works out and goes back to work.

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#37049
5 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So what the hell does Bidden do to relax? Serious question.  I mean I seen him on a bike etc. As far as I know, he just works out and goes back to work.

fucker is 80. he doesn't have time to relax. he's too busy fixing shit the GQP broke

#37050
27 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So what the hell does Bidden do to relax? Serious question.  I mean I seen him on a bike etc. As far as I know, he just works out and goes back to work.

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

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