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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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19 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

That is definitely the image of someone who was better off 4 years ago.

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

Fucks Dr. Jill.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

From a 2020 article. Paraphrased:

Motorcycle jumping, skiing, gear head. Apparently still owns a Corvette his dad gave him as a wedding gift.

I guess he can pick back up on those after 2nd term is done 

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

From a 2020 article. Paraphrased:

Motorcycle jumping, skiing, gear head. Apparently still owns a Corvette his dad gave him as a wedding gift.

I guess he can pick back up on those after 2nd term is done 

I assume that 'vette is back at the Biden home in Delaware and he plays with it on the weekends when he's back there

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Bikes, eats ice cream, hangs with family in Delaware. 

Drives his Vette, shags Jill.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Drives his Vette, shags Jill.

L-I-V-I-N.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Insert some clips of him criticizing Obama for golfing and promising he’d be too busy to play golf. Then point out that he spent about 1/4 of his presidency at his private golf resorts spending WAY more time on the course than Obama ever did.

 

Yea, but see...Trump is a bidness man, and everybody knows bidness men do bidness on the golf course. Especially big, rich bidness men like Trump. Signed: Some guy that makes $18/hr and has $900 in his checking account. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Yea, but see...Trump is a bidness man, and everybody knows bidness men do bidness on the golf course. Especially big, rich bidness men like Trump. Signed: Some guy that makes $18/hr and has $900 in his checking account. 

That and black men don’t belong on the golf course. 

20 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Is....is that a mannequin?

 

 

 

 

 

Name this duo.

Only wrong answers.

I'll start....

Crooks and Over-done

Also, Fatman and Clayface.

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That and black men don’t belong on the golf course. 

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2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

From a 2020 article. Paraphrased:

Motorcycle jumping, skiing, gear head. Apparently still owns a Corvette his dad gave him as a wedding gift.

I guess he can pick back up on those after 2nd term is done 

Wait, his dad gave him a Vette?? 
 

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Kramer was champion of his dojo.

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This reminds me of the “award” my household bestowed onto me 15yrs ago.

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I am number fuckin’ ONE!!

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Nicklaus's politics absolutely suck -- fuck that guy.

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7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

This reminds me of the “award” my household bestowed onto me 15yrs ago.

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I am number fuckin’ ONE!!


That trophy should have been mine, but DNA tests weren’t as big 15 years ago.

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31 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Nicklaus's politics absolutely suck -- fuck that guy.


all of this

I always thought he was a douche, i was right all along 

11 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Not sure. I know you're only allowed 14 clubs in your bag. So, you may have to take a wedge or your two iron out of your bag.

Definitely drop the two iron.  Only thing they're good for is raking out lost balls from under thick brush prone to having snakes in them.

He's an 84 year old white guy from Ohio who played golf back when it was pretty much lilly white except for Lee and a few others.  What the hell did you guys expect?

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

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You win.

6 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

I don't mind seeing a US President styling in a '67 Corvette convertible. Pretty damn cool in my opinion.

I would bet a lot of Surly posters would dig having that car to cruise around in ...

 

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Paint it burnt Orange and put some horns on the front!

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

This reminds me of the “award” my household bestowed onto me 15yrs ago.

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I am number fuckin’ ONE!!

You think you're better than me!?!?

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That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

5 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

He looked the way the ball went after hitting it. I think that is legit. 

10 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

 

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

I think this is a few years old? he looks "slimmer" in this then all of his recent photos and videos

 

If he was actually good at golf we’d know. Newsmax and Fox would be invited to film every round. 

Trump needs to play a lot of golf. His swing requires a lot of perfect timing, and he will lose his swing quickly if he doesn't play often. 

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

If he was actually good at golf we’d know. Newsmax and Fox would be invited to film every round. 

If he was actually a good student, he’d let us see his college transcripts. 

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nicklaus's politics absolutely suck -- fuck that guy.

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


all of this

I always thought he was a douche, i was right all along 

 

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's an 84 year old white guy from Ohio who played golf back when it was pretty much lilly white except for Lee and a few others.  What the hell did you guys expect?

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

If he was actually good at golf we’d know. Newsmax and Fox would be invited to film every round. 

The local school boards would require every student to spend one hour a day watching Trump highlights from the golf course. You know that fat orange fuck probably averages at least 15 strokes gained from the foot wedge alone every round. 

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Arnie would have punched Trump in the dick.

54 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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What I got from that letter is that Jack Nicklaus’s Dad had two dads. 

4 hours ago, Thrawn said:

That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

Video seems legit. Nobody who's anywhere close to good at golf could fuck up a shot that badly. I mean, I suck at golf and that would be by far my worst shot ever, including when drunk at Top Golf. 

46 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Video seems legit. Nobody who's anywhere close to good at golf could fuck up a shot that badly. I mean, I suck at golf and that would be by far my worst shot ever, including when drunk at Top Golf. 

Not from that close, unless you were completely shit-faced. I love how the fat fuck goes back to get in his cart to drive up to his ball in or near the bunker.

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's an 84 year old white guy from Ohio who played golf back when it was pretty much lilly white except for Lee and a few others.  What the hell did you guys expect?

That in the 60-ish years he's been an adult, he could have figured out how to not be a miserable cunt.  Lots of folks grew up in similar or worse circumstance, but have overcome the urge towards our worst human instincts.

It's not a lot to expect.

6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What I got from that letter is that Jack Nicklaus’s Dad had two dads. 

I'm glad my dad didn't live to see what a complete piece of shit Nicklaus is.  It sucks no one is likely to break his Majors' record.  What a miserable cunt he is. 

7 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Video seems legit. Nobody who's anywhere close to good at golf could fuck up a shot that badly. I mean, I suck at golf and that would be by far my worst shot ever, including when drunk at Top Golf. 

I play probably once a year and shoot around 100. That would be a horrific shot for me. 

You know, I'm starting to think all of those club championships may not have been on the up and up....

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I play probably once a year and shoot around 100. That would be a horrific shot for me. 

You know, I'm starting to think all of those club championships may not have been on the up and up....

Has trump ever earned any legitimate victory in his pathetic life?  

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Kramer was champion of his dojo.

But they're all at the same skill level

20 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Insert some clips of him criticizing Obama for golfing and promising he’d be too busy to play golf. Then point out that he spent about 1/4 of his presidency at his private golf resorts spending WAY more time on the course than Obama ever did.

 

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Can you imagine the intense, tingling anticipation of their audience counting down the seconds to the Democratic Leadership Debate? 

It's just so dumb that I couldn't not make a dumb comment.

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9 hours ago, C-Man said:

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Everyone knows true conservatives only vote on Election Day.  RINO!!!!!

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