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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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11 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I wonder if the board will grant a waiver for Trump to sell shares 

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Surprised Kyle Rittenhouse and Flynn and not on that list.

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Wouldn't it be a huge flex if trump just sold a half billion of his interest off and paid the two judgments like it was nothing?  I think that would go very far in propping himself up as the alpha he claims he is for his crowd.

34 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Wouldn't it be a huge flex if trump just sold a half billion of his interest off and paid the two judgments like it was nothing?  I think that would go very far in propping himself up as the alpha he claims he is for his crowd.

Yeah, but using his own money for anything is against the programming in his DNA. 

16 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Maybe Jack will invite Dotard and his kids to sit in the hottub

Dayum bro.  

This reminds me of the “award” my household bestowed onto me 15yrs ago.
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I am number fuckin’ ONE!!
Bullshit motherfucker, I have the real version of that award and my kid is a better artist too.
4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Is this what Shakespeare meant by comedy and tragedy being one in the same?

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18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

lol Linda McMahon 

Yeah I was thinking, that list almost reads like the porn move credits you could actually see after the scrambled porn you watched on cable when you were a kid.   

17 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah I was thinking, that list almost reads like the porn move credits you could actually see after the scrambled porn you watched on cable when you were a kid.   

Any porn involving Linda McMahon is gonna be a hard pass from me.  

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Any porn involving Linda McMahon is gonna be a hard pass from me.  

 

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sad Vince Mcmahon GIF by namslam

 

 
 
 

There’s literally nothing they can say or do to convince the Boss Hoggs out there that they are exactly who they say they are. Trump could say “I am the actual antichrist, here to destroy humanity,” with a legion behind him, and they’d say “you’re just fear-mongering” when you quote him.
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Napoleon III was doing that kind of stuff in the mid 1800s. Guess we'll be owing repayments to Prussia before long.

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24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Gotta be worth something to have a bible autographed by the antichrist.

7 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Gotta be worth something to have a bible autographed by the antichrist.

You'd think that if the stories were true that he would bust into flame holding a bible

47 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


He should have priced these $500 a piece. Every right wing mega church can now funnel easy $$$ to the orange anti christ 

Who was the worst bible salesman?

Candidate #1

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Candidate #2

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Who was the worst bible salesman?

Candidate #1

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Candidate #2

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Better question might be who was fatter? 

8 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Any porn involving Linda McMahon is gonna be a hard pass from me.  

Wuss 

Shocked I tell ya. Absolutely shocked.

https://fortune.com/2024/03/26/trump-social-media-rises-trading-gains-fall-expert/

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Trump’s social media company rises 16% in first day trading gains, but the stock price could fall by 95%, says an IPO expert

 

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Many of those investing in Trump Media are small-time investors either trying to support Trump or aiming to cash in on the mania, instead of big institutional and professional investors. Those shareholders helped the stock of Digital World more than double this year in anticipation of the merger going through.

 

On 3/26/2024 at 10:45 PM, Neonmoon said:

I wonder if the board will grant a waiver for Trump to sell shares 

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Yep - this board is a class action securities lawsuit waiting to happen.

20 minutes ago, Keef said:

Yep - this board is a class action securities lawsuit waiting to happen.

Bwahahaha. The SEC is the most feckless agency in the government. Even Merrick Garland thinks they’re weak. 

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Who was the worst bible salesman?

Candidate #1

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Candidate #2

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Anyone remember Stephen King's The Dead Zone?  Talk about prescient.

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11 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Any one remember Stephen King's The Dead Zone?  Talk about prescient.

Trump loves babies (as shields).

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On 7/21/2022 at 9:54 AM, immamac said:

He will call their bluff and they will have no choice but to continue because they are so tightly coupled. If he goes down they go down. It’s impossible for the GQP to disentangle from the trump mess without an indictment and disqualification or death. 

 

On 7/21/2022 at 9:57 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think you're wrong. I think many have already moved on and are putting their might behind DeSantis. Dotard is old, a loser, and a bully. That last part they don't mind so much, but he's a bully to them too, which they don't like.  Yeah, they might lose a few TFG supporters if they cut and run, but those people don't have any fucking money anyway

 

On 7/21/2022 at 10:02 AM, immamac said:

I don’t think you get what I’m saying. He will drag them down with him and they can’t just brush him off or move on. They absolutely cannot “move on” from trump. He will go scorched earth and start burning everything down. 
 

the GOP aren’t strong enough swimmers to save a drowning 400lb man in the middle of the lake who has already latched on and refused to let go 200yards from shore. 

 

On 7/21/2022 at 10:03 AM, The Dog said:

I keep seeing many of y'all saying this and it shows how little you understand Republicans. 

This is the reason they want to move on:

 

 

On 7/21/2022 at 10:05 AM, immamac said:

I think it shows how little you understand about trump. He made them not the other way around. 

 

On 7/21/2022 at 10:13 AM, The Dog said:

Trump fears jail time and if he needs GOP money for his lawyers and they are threatening to pull it then he'll have to go away. Nobody is going to represent him pro bono. 

 

On 7/21/2022 at 10:18 AM, immamac said:

This is entirely and completely false. 

 

On 7/21/2022 at 10:33 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I feel like you're just slinging shit at this point to see what sticks. Seriously? Trump made the GOP?

 

On 7/21/2022 at 10:37 AM, immamac said:

The current GQP? Uh yeah dude. There’s never ever been this many voters for their party mobilized and out there. It was a profound awakening of the base. That’s why you saw everyone follow suit and go full magatard including previously more moderate conservatives. 

 

a cool 450+ pages ago lol

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Counterpoint:  Hunter Biden

 

 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bwahahaha. The SEC is the most feckless agency in the government. Even Merrick Garland thinks they’re weak. 

A securities law suit isn't an SEC investigation.  I disagree with your assessment of the SEC as well.

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


There’s literally nothing they can say or do to convince the Boss Hoggs out there that they are exactly who they say they are. Trump could say “I am the actual antichrist, here to destroy humanity,” with a legion behind him, and they’d say “you’re just fear-mongering” when you quote him.

They're the legion.

And tonight on Maundy Thursday, even earlier given the time zone of Golgotha.  A man walked into the area after a supper with his friends.  Washed their feet and accepted his fate for all mankind.  He did it willingly and without reservation.  He sealed his fate.  And that this Trump fellow, of such below average faith and goodness, claims to have absorbed his power.  That's what disturbs me.  What troubles me is the amount of people that feel he is that powerful and on his side.  I didn't realize it until the last year of longcat Lobo posts.  He has come at our most vulnerable point.  He has come again as our friend.  And his illusion is without compare.  He was always here.  Just waiting for us to expose our weakness.  I'd give him credit for good timing, but his dumb ass wouldn't know what to do with it.  

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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well we all know Episcopalians aren't real Christians.

(i think that is how you do it)

1 hour ago, Keef said:

A securities law suit isn't an SEC investigation.  I disagree with your assessment of the SEC as well.

How many crooks from the GFC went to jail?  Oh, the SEC will drag its nuts all over a day-trader that illegally profited by $5K whose best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard a tip from this guy who knows this person who's working with the girl who saw a corporate memo about a new product release.  But the real crooks that steal millions / billions?  Fuck all happens to them except having to manage a "family office" for a couple of years and never having to admit guilt.

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A rapist, a bible salesman, a shoe salesman, and a bankrupt businessman walk into a bar. 

Bartender says "What can I get for ya, Donnie?"

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

A rapist, a bible salesman, a shoe salesman, and a bankrupt businessman walk into a bar. 

Bartender says "What can I get for ya, Donnie?"

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Bartender says, with tears in his eyes, it’s on the house, sir. Thank you for all you’ve done and will do. 
 

So Don says that’s great and announces aloud that everyone is drinking on his tab for the rest of the night. 
 

bar goes under the next day, and Don is back on the golf course making sure his deconstructed berder will be served with ketchup instead of sliced tomato. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bartender says, with tears in his eyes, it’s on the house, sir. Thank you for all you’ve done and will do. 
 

So Don says that’s great and announces aloud that everyone is drinking on his tab for the rest of the night. 
 

bar goes under the next day, and Don is back on the golf course making sure his deconstructed berder will be served with ketchup instead of sliced tomato. 

. . . with a poodle under one arm and a 2-foot salami under the other.  Bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink.  Guy says . . . 

 

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

How many crooks from the GFC went to jail?  Oh, the SEC will drag its nuts all over a day-trader that illegally profited by $5K whose best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard a tip from this guy who knows this person who's working with the girl who saw a corporate memo about a new product release.  But the real crooks that steal millions / billions?  Fuck all happens to them except having to manage a "family office" for a couple of years and never having to admit guilt.

That's all political.  The lack of prosecution from the GFC was a political decision and one made above the heads of the SEC (which I can't believe I'm defending).

14 hours ago, TexasEd said:

You'd think that if the stories were true that he would bust into flame holding a bible

Which stories we talking about?

The ones about Trump or the ones about there being a God?

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12 hours ago, C-Man said:

Who was the worst bible salesman?

Candidate #1

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Candidate #2

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I love how Trump's basically re-enacting the Bible-selling scene from Paper Moon but his followers are too stupid to realize it.

 

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

A rapist, a bible salesman, a shoe salesman, and a bankrupt businessman walk into a bar. 

Bartender says "What can I get for ya, Donnie?"

Not sure why, but this reminds me of one of his deposition fuckups: when fat ass tried to explain that E. Jean Carroll was not his type, he mistook her in a photograph for his wife at the time.

I hope the rapist dies soon. 
 

 

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

Who was the worst bible salesman?

Candidate #1

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Candidate #2

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#3

 

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So basically, it's all of the documents that Trump violates and ignores in one convenient package

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