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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


He should have priced these $500 a piece. Every right wing mega church can now funnel easy $$$ to the orange anti christ 

Just gave me a business idea. Knock these things off and set-up a stand outside of Lakewood Church peddling them.

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4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So basically, it's all of the documents that Trump violates and ignores in one convenient package

He could even advertise that some have classified documents in them Willy Wonka golden ticket style. Of course, documents have been declassified using stable genius brain power. Found documents get lucky winner into four seasons landscaping for free.

He should have priced it at $66.60 with $6.66 shipping and handling. Would have been more on brand.

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I answered a call from an unknown number yesterday because a colleague had just texted me that someone was going to call me with questions about one of our products. Turned out it was an old lady who addressed me as "James"and thanked me for being a supporter of conservative values, but now my help was needed to ensure election integrity.

She rambled for a minute about the threat at hand but also listed recent wins they'd had in Michigan by "cleaning" voter registration lists. I said just enough to get her hopes up & when she thought she'd closed the deal with "James" and could I be counted on for the recommended $250 donation I asked how much did one need to donate to get a God Bless the USA Bible?

"OH gee, we don't distribute those. That's separate from us."

James: "What if I donate $500? Can you get me a Bible signed by Trump?"

Her: "if you sign up to be a repeating donor we have several patriotic items including pictures, flags & t-shirts! [Excitedly] Would you like to do that, "James?"

James: "how much for a picture signed by Stormy Daniels saying 'it's really, really tiny?'"

"Click"

47 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

He should have priced it at $66.60 with $6.66 shipping and handling. Would have been more on brand.

That total would’ve been $73.26. No one would notice. 

17 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I answered a call from an unknown number yesterday because a colleague had just texted me that someone was going to call me with questions about one of our products. Turned out it was an old lady who addressed me as "James"and thanked me for being a supporter of conservative values, but now my help was needed to ensure election integrity.

She rambled for a minute about the threat at hand but also listed recent wins they'd had in Michigan by "cleaning" voter registration lists. I said just enough to get her hopes up & when she thought she'd closed the deal with "James" and could I be counted on for the recommended $250 donation I asked how much did one need to donate to get a God Bless the USA Bible?

"OH gee, we don't distribute those. That's separate from us."

James: "What if I donate $500? Can you get me a Bible signed by Trump?"

Her: "if you sign up to be a repeating donor we have several patriotic items including pictures, flags & t-shirts! [Excitedly] Would you like to do that, "James?"

James: "how much for a picture signed by Stormy Daniels saying 'it's really, really tiny?'"

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Her: Who is Stormy Daniels?

23 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I answered a call from an unknown number yesterday because a colleague had just texted me that someone was going to call me with questions about one of our products. Turned out it was an old lady who addressed me as "James"and thanked me for being a supporter of conservative values, but now my help was needed to ensure election integrity.

She rambled for a minute about the threat at hand but also listed recent wins they'd had in Michigan by "cleaning" voter registration lists. I said just enough to get her hopes up & when she thought she'd closed the deal with "James" and could I be counted on for the recommended $250 donation I asked how much did one need to donate to get a God Bless the USA Bible?

"OH gee, we don't distribute those. That's separate from us."

James: "What if I donate $500? Can you get me a Bible signed by Trump?"

Her: "if you sign up to be a repeating donor we have several patriotic items including pictures, flags & t-shirts! [Excitedly] Would you like to do that, "James?"

James: "how much for a picture signed by Stormy Daniels saying 'it's really, really tiny?'"

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I assume she hung up at that point. 

I assume she hung up at that point. 
Yeah. Had to go back & edit since it didn't like the characters I inserted.

And I assume she had a cheat sheet with names & buzzwords that signal her to hang up.

The curious thing to me is just how far one can reverse troll these fuckers? I kept ignoring her calling me "James," but if someone wanted to string them along until James Deez-Nuts of 123 Dingleberry Lane, Muledick, TX tries to make up a phony CC number how far could he get?
20 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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And I should know. I've cashed in on cornball patriotism more than anybody. Hell, I'm the one that taught Don how to hug the flag and profit.

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free

Just need another invasion

To make my fiddy and three.

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Not tree. Flag!

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yeah. Had to go back & edit since it didn't like the characters I inserted.

And I assume she had a cheat sheet with names & buzzwords that signal her to hang up.

The curious thing to me is just how far one can reverse troll these fuckers? I kept ignoring her calling me "James," but if someone wanted to string them along until James Deez-Nuts of 123 Dingleberry Lane, Muledick, TX tries to make up a phony CC number how far could he get?

From time to time I like to call MyPillow and lead them to believe I'm going to buy something before I ask them what it's like to work for a company owned by a drug-crazed lunatic.  Once that subject is broached....click. 

39 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I answered a call from an unknown number yesterday because a colleague had just texted me that someone was going to call me with questions about one of our products. Turned out it was an old lady who addressed me as "James"and thanked me for being a supporter of conservative values, but now my help was needed to ensure election integrity.

She rambled for a minute about the threat at hand but also listed recent wins they'd had in Michigan by "cleaning" voter registration lists. I said just enough to get her hopes up & when she thought she'd closed the deal with "James" and could I be counted on for the recommended $250 donation I asked how much did one need to donate to get a God Bless the USA Bible?

"OH gee, we don't distribute those. That's separate from us."

James: "What if I donate $500? Can you get me a Bible signed by Trump?"

Her: "if you sign up to be a repeating donor we have several patriotic items including pictures, flags & t-shirts! [Excitedly] Would you like to do that, "James?"

James: "how much for a picture signed by Stormy Daniels saying 'it's really, really tiny?'"

"Click"
 

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Beautifully done. No profanity, just counter-annoyance.

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Just need another invasion

To make my fiddy and three.

Belongs in the music thread.

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yeah. Had to go back & edit since it didn't like the characters I inserted.

And I assume she had a cheat sheet with names & buzzwords that signal her to hang up.

The curious thing to me is just how far one can reverse troll these fuckers? I kept ignoring her calling me "James," but if someone wanted to string them along until James Deez-Nuts of 123 Dingleberry Lane, Muledick, TX tries to make up a phony CC number how far could he get?

Back before Google Call Screen, if I happened to pick up, I'd ask if they could hold on a second, put the phone by the computer speaker, and pull up some annoying Hold music on Youtube to see how long they'd wait.

7 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Back before Google Call Screen, if I happened to pick up, I'd ask if they could hold on a second, put the phone by the computer speaker, and pull up some annoying Hold music on Youtube to see how long they'd wait.

great band name

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yeah. Had to go back & edit since it didn't like the characters I inserted.

And I assume she had a cheat sheet with names & buzzwords that signal her to hang up.

The curious thing to me is just how far one can reverse troll these fuckers? I kept ignoring her calling me "James," but if someone wanted to string them along until James Deez-Nuts of 123 Dingleberry Lane, Muledick, TX tries to make up a phony CC number how far could he get?

Fantastic idea. Tell them you want to be a repeat donator of $5000/ month.  Then use this to generate a fake CC number.  It will keep getting declined but tell them to try another.  Rinse and repeat.  Waste an hour of their time then say,  gosh I just wanted to donate $60k a year to your cause but I guess Biden and BLM are preventing this transaction!

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8 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Back before Google Call Screen, if I happened to pick up, I'd ask if they could hold on a second, put the phone by the computer speaker, and pull up some annoying Hold music on Youtube to see how long they'd wait.

Pull up the shootout scene from the movie Heat and start screaming about illegals trying to steal the fentanyl from the child traffickers you are leasing your garage apartment out to.  

Well I think this is the perfect Bible for the Bible Thumpin' 2nd and 3rd marriage, Let's Go Brandon sing along "Christian" families of the far right.

Though I think I prefer to refer to this blaspheming version of the Bible Trump is hawking, as... "The Forceful Fingerers Bible!"

On 3/28/2024 at 10:01 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

How many crooks from the GFC went to jail?  Oh, the SEC will drag its nuts all over a day-trader that illegally profited by $5K whose best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard a tip from this guy who knows this person who's working with the girl who saw a corporate memo about a new product release.  But the real crooks that steal millions / billions?  Fuck all happens to them except having to manage a "family office" for a couple of years and never having to admit guilt.

SEC is just like the NCAA.  Go fuck w the millionaires and let the billionaires do whatever the fuck they want.  

Better be careful with those penny stocks!  Meanwhile dbag Musk does whatever he wants and Trump can raise a few billion on a pump and dump, all good!

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Beautifully done. No profanity, just counter-annoyance.

 

Am I the only one who lip reads this as “I don’t know”?

13 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I assume she hung up at that point. 

I assumed she was double clicking her mouse. 

I'd love to slip a bookmarker with a picture of a gold toilet in a stack of Trump bibles, along with the following scripture: 

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” Trump, 1:1, 2005

 

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Another No Shit Sherlock article about Truth Social

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/03/28/truth-social-trump-media-slide/73131957007/

 

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DJT stock hits turbulence: More volatility ahead for Trump's high-flying Truth Social

Donald Trump’s namesake social media company burst out of the gate on its first day of trading Tuesday, opening at $70.90 and soaring as high as $79.38 as Trump fans and opportunistic traders bought up shares. But the price faded late in the session and has bounced along at lower levels ever since, ending Thursday down $4.26 at $61.96 on the Nasdaq. The stock exchange was closed Friday in observance of Good Friday.

“The stock will continue to be very volatile, with sharp moves up and down. But the long-term trend will be down,” he said. “The company has about $2 in cash per share, but it will probably burn through that money and the most likely outcome is eventual bankruptcy.”  

 

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Sundae is hot af.  And funny.  Wheelhouse!

 

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2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Anyone who can cut off heads of statues at a distance with his razor sharp fedora brim is a cool cat, no matter what he ran over. 

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I dunno; being a Trump spokesman in this day and age seems like an odd job.  

Why wasn’t this man crying for dear leader ??

 

On 3/29/2024 at 6:34 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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What? Me Worry?

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

 

 

 

Do they have gen pop jails in Florida? Because I'd like to see what happens to fat boy in gen pop after they know who he is.

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I dunno; being a Trump spokesman in this day and age seems like an odd job.  

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Dude, you started it.  I was just completing the random task. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Dude, you started it.  I was just completing the random task. 

I am amazed that I instantly recalled the name Oddjob from Goldfinger.  So why can I not remember where in the hell I parked my car?

I am amazed that I instantly recalled the name Oddjob from Goldfinger.  So why can I not remember where in the hell I parked my car?

Dude…
8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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But of course.

 

Wasn't close to being the best character name in the movie.

35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Wasn't close to being the best character name in the movie.

You are galoriously correct

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Wasn't close to being the best character name in the movie.

Still can't believe they got that by the sensors in the 60s.

Apparently some christian nationalist ARE actually mad about Trump co-opting the bible.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/28/us/donald-trump-bible-christianity-cec/index.html

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“It is a bankrupt Christianity that sees a demagogue co-opting our faith and even our holy scriptures for the sake of his own pursuit of power and praise him for it rather than insist that we refuse to allow our sacred faith and scriptures to become a mouthpiece for an empire,” said Rev. Benjamin Cremer on X.

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Historian and author Jemar Tisby says the whole project echoes the values of Christian nationalism — the idea that America was founded as a Christian nation and the government should work to sanction Christianity on a national scale. The tenets of Christian nationalism are historically tied to prejudice, nativism and white supremacy.

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When Guthrie Graves-Fitzsimmons, communications director for the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, saw Trump’s Bible endorsement, he said he saw a politician using fears rooted in racism and prejudice to promote a specific Christian ideology.

When I hear ‘Make America Pray Again,’ I hear Christian nationalist promises that we are going to somehow ‘restore’ Christianity in this country. And if authoritarianism does come to the United States, it’s all but guaranteed it will be done in the name of Christianity, which is a very scary thought.

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“I think the essence of liberal progressive faith is compassion, so it is mind boggling (to such people) how someone could say they were a Christian and follow a guy who is very much not compassionate.”

 

Fake outrage. They're gonna vote for him anyway.

 

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It’s not clear where proceeds from the Bible’s sales will go


In addition to the multitude of theological questions it raises, Trump’s endorsement of the “God Bless the USA” Bible coincides with several legal battles that could put the presumptive Republican nominee for president on the line for hundreds of millions of dollars.

The FAQ section of the “God Bless America” Bible website clarifies that no proceeds from the sales of the Bible will go towards Trump’s presidential campaign. However, there is no mention of whether any proceeds could be put toward his personal legal troubles.

Rubes. Idiots. Morons. Fools and their money are easily parted. 

Trump and his ilk can all go bankrupt and the world will be better and kinder.

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Between divisions over inclusion and being co-opted by white nationalism, Christian institutions are being further decimated.

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51 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Between divisions over inclusion and being co-opted by white nationalism, Christian institutions are being further decimated.

But family values!

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

Between divisions over inclusion and being co-opted by white nationalism, Christian institutions are being further decimated.

Well, Trump took over the Republican Party.  Next up is the Christian religion.  Hopefully there are enough decent Christians to curtail that shit.

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4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Well, Trump took over the Republican Party.  Next up is the Christian religion.  Hopefully there are enough decent Christians to curtail that shit.

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