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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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User name and what not...

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1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Generally speaking, I no more want politics in a church than I want a church in my politics.  But Pro-LGBTQ+ and being kind to other people doesn't strike me as political, but rather, basic human decency.  We greatly are outnumbered.

That's true of so many things that have become the GOP platform. Basic facts, like evolution and vaccines, have no business being political issues, either. Verifiable truths, like the complete lack of election shenanigans (except for the free examples which almost all happen to be the GOP stuffing ballot boxes), should be reported as such, too.

But here we are, as we have always been...

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That's true of so many things that have become the GOP platform. Basic facts, like evolution and vaccines, have no business being political issues, either. Verifiable truths, like the complete lack of election shenanigans (except for the free examples which almost all happen to be the GOP stuffing ballot boxes), should be reported as such, too.

But here we are, as we have always been...

Also, the coming climate catastrophe. It's a basic fucking fact. Now, what we do about it, I'll grant, is political in that it involves policies. Denying that the atmosphere is heating up at this point is just stupidly putting your head in the sand.

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is Trump going to lose a billion imaginary dollars today?

Yep. Down 21.5%

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Trump is the reverse Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit. 

King Mierdas

 

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Trump is the reverse Midas. Everything he touches turns to golden shower shit

 

Will she tell all or stop just short?  I can hear it now:  "Yes, your honor, that's right: about three inches and shaped like a mushroom."
 

 

 

Hasn’t that been happening since the 80’s? Since the “Reagan revolution” and the AIDS crisis?

Not at the scale that its currently happening. After the 2018 primary beatdown, where suburban soccer moms abandoned the GQP, they redoubled the efforts to create crises at local meetings (city, county, school board, PTAs, churches).
4 hours ago, Superhero said:

Trump is the reverse Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit. 

Including the United States of America.....unfortunately.

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

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Put that shit on a plate and sell on daytime tv, and you’d be rich

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

All that is missing is "Oops I crapped my pants"

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https://daringfireball.net/linked/2024/04/01/trump-media-plunges

 

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The company’s 8-K filing is just bananas. They not only aren’t turning a profit, they don’t foresee ever making one. They don’t track any sort of metrics typical for a social media company — signups, monthly active users, average revenue per user — none of it. And they don’t plan to, either. To call it a scam gives scams a bad name.

 

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I want to laugh, but: If Trump is elected again in November — which, based on the close results of 2016 and 2020, and the current polling data, is definitely possible — shaking down lobbyists and foreign governments with exorbitant rates for ads on Truth Social seems like a much better grift than running a hotel across the street from the White House. A corrupt president owning a social media site would be a grift that scales. If there’s any rational reason for Trump Media to have any value at all, it’s that. It’s worthless today, but could be a veritable goldmine in a second Trump administration.

 

16 hours ago, Superhero said:

Trump is the reverse Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit. 

I wonder who else got this reference.

We should offer DJT a sweet Pablo Escobar prison deal.  He "surrenders" to authorities for a prison term, but he gets to design the prison with all the amenities he wants at the government's expense.  Provide him with an Aggy engineer to formalize his plans.

This will ensure that he dies when the prison inevitably collapses on top of him.

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Did any of those guys have the courage to walk out of there after that?  No, that speaks to their character.

Just now, TexasEd said:

Did any of those guys have the courage to walk out of there after that?  No, that speaks to their character.

Was just about to post this same thing. I watched it 3x to closely watch the guys behind him. Not one of them even flinches.

He just says the things that he's heard other people say about him. He's a child. 

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

Did any of those guys have the courage to walk out of there after that?  No, that speaks to their character.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He just says the things that he's heard other people say about him. He's a child. 

Here’s some examples of animals

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and NSFW

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4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Every accusation is an admission

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

"We" as in Trump and his ilk.  Good.  But the United States will continue to have elections without Trump.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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The Repulicans have a candidate for POTUS who has a liquor store dunking on his head....what a fucking world.  

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Repulicans have a candidate for POTUS who has liquor store dunking on his head....what a fucking world.  

They want the votes of the real people, not the liquor store elites 

Question about the cops in uniform on stage with Trump at a campaign speech: Why is it acceptable for them to appear in uniform at a political event, obviously in support of a candidate, when the military can't?

I'm not saying they or any other public servant can't support or endorse a candidate. I am saying it's entirely inappropriate to be wearing official garb representing the people of a particular place when a bunch of those people from that place don't want your stupid NIL associated with them.

Question about the cops in uniform on stage with Trump at a campaign speech: Why is it acceptable for them to appear in uniform at a political event, obviously in support of a candidate, when the military can't?
I'm not saying they or any other public servant can't support or endorse a candidate. I am saying it's entirely inappropriate to be wearing official garb representing the people of a particular place when a bunch of those people from that place don't want your stupid NIL associated with them.

Shut up, peasant.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Shut up, peasant.

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"Gee whiz, guys, I just don't think it's fair to compare Trump to Hitler."

4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

"Gee whiz, guys, I just don't think it's fair to compare Trump to Hitler."

Hitler kept the trains going, Trump kept the grift going. Same, really.

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2 hours ago, 27-25 said:

Trump is trying to cheat Truth Social founders out of their shares?  No way!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-sues-truth-social-co-founders-says-not-entitled-stock-shares-rcna146106

Welcome to the Face Eating Leopard Society gentlemen!

Trump's probably fucked over the last 37 business partners he's had, and yet they keep lining up to do business with that stupid fuck. I cant muster any sympathy. None. 

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The pathetic man is actually falling upward, no?

The inability or unwillingness to plainly call Trump what he is typifies our national problem. He’s a poisonous snake, a toxic cloud bringing out the worst in America. Pathetic sure, but would you merely call Hitler pathetic? It’s a weak cop out. Trump needs to be ground into a fine powder by the heel of a boot. Fuck pathetic.

47 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Question about the cops in uniform on stage with Trump at a campaign speech: Why is it acceptable for them to appear in uniform at a political event, obviously in support of a candidate, when the military can't?

I'm not saying they or any other public servant can't support or endorse a candidate. I am saying it's entirely inappropriate to be wearing official garb representing the people of a particular place when a bunch of those people from that place don't want your stupid NIL associated with them.

The Hatch Act covers federal, state and local employees (if their employers receive federal funds) but not elected officials. A partisan elected sheriff or elected law enforcement official has a specific a carve-out to appear in uniform at political events. Presumably local governments could pass regulations against it but that’s the federal law.

There are of course no elected uniform service members. 

 

 
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I mean…they’ve got me there.
Nothing infuriates me more…than realizing that yet again, I missed a chance to grift the MAGA rubes.
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