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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Turn off? Sure. Turn back on? Fuck no.

Speaking of which, has anyone checked to see if he's stuck in evil mode like that Krusty doll on the Simpson's Halloween Special?

 

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Peekaboo could be a combo of Pickaninny and Jigaboo.

Anyway, let the fat bag of shit laugh at his own jokes for now. Just gonna make that door slam all the harder.

I’ll defer to the gentleman from Alabama on the creation of racist portmanteaus. 

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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Me and Mrs Jones
We got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

6'3", 215lbs:

Arch Manning is listed at 6'4" 220, for one comparison.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I listened closely, and both times he calls her Leticia jones. 

all black people’s last names look the same. 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

6'3", 215lbs:

 

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MAGA going to have to jerk off to Reacher in private.

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He’s looking more and more like The Penguin

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3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

6'3", 215lbs:

 

One of the twat comments said it looks like he's wearing a diaper.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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MAGA going to have to jerk off to Reacher in private.

Who?

Read the article and find out. It's worth your time

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:


He’s looking more and more like The Penguin

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Movie is more realistic than real life.

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who?

An very openly Christian actor who portrays an alpha male and uses lots of guns. Basically someone MAGA already had penciled in near the top of their hopefully unwoke Hollywood favorites

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

MAGA going to have to jerk off to Reacher in private.

Or have someone else do it... Some sort of Reacher round 

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Clueless Movie Aww GIF by filmeditor
 

MAGA going to have to jerk off to Reacher in private.

I'd pay a lot of money to watch him go Reacher on Trump.  A lot of money. 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

MAGA going to have to jerk off to Reacher in private.

Hollywood RHINOS!!!

I still can't believe that an entire generation of Americans, who grew up when you could live a great life in America with a shit job and a shit education, overwhelmingly voted for a six-time bankrupt failed businessman to become President. 

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I still can't believe that an entire generation of Americans, who grew up when you could live a great life in America with a shit job and a shit education, overwhelmingly voted for a six-time bankrupt failed businessman to become President. 

To be fair it’s like 2/3 of that generation, but yes.  There are some good ones. My parents. The @RomaVicta types, etc. 

That Alan Ritchson article is a good read. Took me half an hour. But a good read. 

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll defer to the gentleman from Alabama on the creation of racist portmanteaus. 

And not just any part of Alabama. 13 years of public schools in Selma. Go Saints. But I would have learned the racist stuff from elders who had been in minstrel shows.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

To be fair it’s like 2/3 of that generation, but yes.  There are some good ones. My parents. The @RomaVicta types, etc. 

My parents are pretty hardcore lib, my mom still clings to some churchy stuff but keeps it to herself.  My old man makes Bernie Sanders look like Richard Nixon.

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That Alan Ritchson article is a good read. Took me half an hour. But a good read. 

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29 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I still can't believe that an entire generation of Americans, who grew up when you could live a great life in America with a shit job and a shit education, overwhelmingly voted for a six-time bankrupt failed businessman to become President. 

 

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

To be fair it’s like 2/3 of that generation, but yes.  There are some good ones. My parents. The @RomaVicta types, etc. 

These posts balance out quite nicely. That so many boomers go for Trump after experiencing the 70s is sort of mind boggling but not too much so. Upper middle class-born Boomers were the yuppies of the 80s. They fell in love with Reagan and Gordon Gecko. That's when most of them picked their team. I'm at the same time as that group but, as Biff said, we were not a homogenized generation anymore than any generation is.

On facebook, I see that most of the girls from my high school have children and have become vocally Christian. Blessed this and blessed that. Some seem like good examples of what that religion can do; most seem to think we're blessed by having a great man like Trump in the lead. I can't tell if any are all the way Christian Nationalists, but I doubt many recognize or oppose that movement. 

I was never anything resembling a hippie. I was moderate and a bit hawkish in my college years. The spirit of tolerance, not taking things at their face value, and not trusting things done simply for tradition were a few values in there. They've stuck. I frankly think those are key values with millennials and those younger. 

I was also never a yuppie or a preppy. I did want to strip Iran off the face of the Earth, but I now think that was a bit harsh. I also know more about our history with that country. Reagan was the first presidential candidate that I despised. Nixon had to work at it for 5 years for me to see him as a villain.

Anyway, I think the Yuppies and neo-Christians of my group are the root of why the large number of Boomers find themselves backing an anti-republic, lying, failed game show host (all due respect to @WhatTheBuck) whom Jesus would kick in the nuts.

16 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My parents are pretty hardcore lib, my mom still clings to some churchy stuff but keeps it to herself.  My old man makes Bernie Sanders look like Richard Nixon.

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I've missed her.

7 hours ago, aggie08 said:

A very openly Christian actor who portrays an alpha male and uses lots of guns. Basically someone MAGA already had penciled in near the top of their hopefully unwoke Hollywood favorites

He’s in a movie currently in theaters, The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, which is about killing Nazis, so MAGA was already conflicted.

7 hours ago, aggie08 said:

An very openly Christian actor who portrays an alpha male and uses lots of guns. Basically someone MAGA already had penciled in near the top of their hopefully unwoke Hollywood favorites

Fucking cracks me up when they wrongly assume someone is with them until they speak out.

Ritchson.  Swift. 

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Then why doesn't he just take them to Bank of America himself? 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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MAGA going to have to jerk off to Reacher in private.

Interesting article.  Although Reacher may be kind of trite and he a bit wooden, he seems oddly likeable, but I wondered about his Christianity and other things.  Seems like a solid dude.

well awright awright awright

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shit's fake n shit yo

14 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Then why doesn't he just take them to Bank of America himself? 

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

I can’t fucking wait to hear Bank of America’s response to this.  “Trump Liberty Coins?”  Never heard of ‘em 

Like the movie “Semi-Pro”, it’d be like watching somebody trying to cash in one of those giant-sized checks from a half court shot.  

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Trump has the most beautiful disclaimer ever, buried deep in the paperwork, that refers to the currency he’s talking about being 1919 Deutschmarks. So it’s on the up and up.

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SOME GUYS CAN'T GET A BREAK!   A BEARISH PATTERN HAS BEEN DETECTED! 

Wake me up when this shit is below $30 (which might early afternoon today).

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It might get below $30 before lunch.   Hovering around $30.40 right now 

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

I still can't believe that an entire generation of Americans, who grew up when you could live a great life in America with a shit job and a shit education, overwhelmingly voted for a six-time bankrupt failed businessman to become President. 

The best timeline. 

46 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Then why doesn't he just take them to Bank of America himself? 

ain't nobody got time for that GIF

Well usually Eric takes them down there to the bank.  Or they’re faxed.  Look he has currency skills.  He is good at dealing with currency.  Why the hell can’t you people realize that?  What the hell is the matter with you people?!?!

Eric likes to keep his boogers on his liberty coin. If he took it to the bank, where would he keep his boogers?

59 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

People have done time for flogging "investment" coins with inflated values. Little people.

This appears to be a fake post. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Fucking cracks me up when they wrongly assume someone is with them until they speak out.

Ritchson.  Swift. 

I like that Reacher is who they think of when they imagine Dotard, and themselves trying to save America from equality.   

19 hours ago, dcbc said:

Who is the jackass off camera laughing at that stale-ass "peekaboo" line?  Does Trump have  his version of a racist Ed McMahon?

 

I think he's got something like 70 million of them. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well usually Eric takes them down there to the bank.  Or they’re faxed.  Look he has currency skills.  He is good at dealing with currency.  Why the hell can’t you people realize that?  What the hell is the matter with you people?!?!

Eric on his way to the bank ...

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