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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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On 4/15/2024 at 9:27 AM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Isn't that a dog hole there on the right... WTF!!!!!

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I watched that again recently.  "DOG HOLE" was so damn funny

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Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

Cut to image of truth social vacant office

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Trump Media shares fell by more than 10% on Tuesday morning after the company announced its Truth Social platform is moving to launch a live TV streaming platform.

 

The company said it will roll out streaming content in three phases, the first of which will introduce Truth Social’s content delivery network for streaming live TV to the app for Android, iOS and web.

Phase two will release stand-alone Truth Social streaming apps for phones, tablets and other devices, while phase three will release such apps for home television, Trump Media said.

Lol. Revenue likely stays at $4M.

Expenses will probably balloon with production infrastructure and personnel for their TV streaming platform.

Net loss will likely be in the 10 digit realm in 2024 Q2 reporting.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

This guy would never much such batshit claims….

 

 

Who tf is trying to shut anything down for Covid? 

Has Truth Social announced plans for a robotaxi yet?

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Who tf is trying to shut anything down for Covid? 

Nobody.  Nobody is trying to shut anything down.

24 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

Faith? Naw. I lived it.

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nobody.  Nobody is trying to shut anything down.

Ain't no caravans either

This guy would never much such batshit claims….
 
 

What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.
John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  
"How dare you comment on his children!!!"
- Republicans who mocked Chelsea's awkward teenage years relentlessly.
20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.

If COVID does get back together, I hope they do some of the old classics like "Work in Your Underwear", "Stream Shows for 12 Hours a Day", "Cook with Family", "Don't Have to Listen to People Talk" & "Fucking Bleach?  Trump's a Moron." 

Instead they'll play their new stuff like "I Still Can't Smell", "Where are my Pants?", and "It Hurts to Fart"  

17 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The DJT stock isn't actually falling apart, it's moving towards it's actual valuation which is just very low.

I'm surprised that Truth Social hasn't announced that it's moving to be an AI company. I guess that is next week's press release.

They’re be something absolutely hilarious and dark about MAGA AI. 
Sky Net meets idiocracy. 

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Crossposting and don’t care

 

And no one who needs to hear this will hear it.

What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

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13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

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Well it's a long day, sitting in the courtroom,

There's a drool stain, running down his tie.

And he's a bad boy, because he paid off a porn star,

He's a bad boy, cause his Truth stock is a lie.

 

Sing that chorus with me!  Everybody!

 

And it's FREE!  FREE FALLIN"!

 

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31 minutes ago, dcbc said:

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Well it's a long day, sitting in the courtroom,

There's a drool stain, running down his tie.

And he's a bad boy, because he paid off a porn star,

He's a bad boy, cause his Truth stock is a lie.

 

Sing that chorus with me!  Everybody!

 

And it's FREE!  FREE FALLIN"!

 

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Thanks to the wonders of AI music technology, I can make this into a song in minutes!  I added a little to it, but you get the idea. Have a listen!

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16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

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I present to you, clothes-horse Donald Trump:

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And we all want to wear gold lady watches:

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

Just hit $25, MAGA might only lose 70% of their life savings.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Crossposting and don’t care

 

Word.

I thought this was good too. 

 

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And then Robert E Lee said "They're after me Lucky Charms." But Trix, they're for kids. They're great. Like America's great. And will be great again. Wow.

Jon Stewart's take from Monday night on the Gettysburg speech (also note the bored and restless kid with the backward Confederate baseball cap on the left):

 

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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Me with my broker on my short order 

 

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18 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Who tf is trying to shut anything down for Covid? 

 

skip to 1:14. He says "...I will cut funding to anyone that opposes a mask mandate or a vaccine mandate..."

Uh, ok, you fucking dumbass. 

 

42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

And then Robert E Lee said "They're after me Lucky Charms." But Trix, they're for kids. They're great. Like America's great. And will be great again. Wow.

 

Liam is on the case and has a particular set of skills.

 

20 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

skip to 1:14. He says "...I will cut funding to anyone that opposes a mask mandate or a vaccine mandate..."

Uh, ok, you fucking dumbass. 

 

Good catch.  Didn't pick up on that at first as I was too busy scratching my head on, "Well, most of the entities that proposed mask mandates don't receive any government funding?"  But then yeah, to your point, he actually stated the opposite of the red meat he had intended to throw his base.  And so we're all agreed, from now on...it's not "the base", or "MAGA"..........it's "Me Boys."  

i actually think he said 'imposes' instead of 'opposes' but bc he has mushmouthbrainrotfishmouthfullofbullshit syndrome it came out wrong. typical. 

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https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/17/trump-campaign-fundraising-five-percent-00152830

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Former President Donald Trump’s campaign has found a new way to press for badly needed cash.

In a letter received by Republican digital vendors this week, the Trump campaign is asking for down-ballot candidates who use his name, image and likeness in fundraising appeals to give at least 5 percent of the proceeds to the campaign.

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“Beginning tomorrow, we ask that all candidates and committees who choose to use President Trump’s name, image, and likeness split a minimum of 5% of all fundraising solicitations to Trump National Committee JFC. This includes but is not limited to sending to the house file, prospecting vendors, and advertising,” Trump co-campaign managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita wrote in the letter, which is dated April 15.

They add: “Any split that is higher than 5% will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations.”

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Down-ballot Republican candidates and committees have long used Trump in fundraising appeals, recognizing that he has support among the party’s small-dollar fundraising base. But in the letter, Wiles and LaCivita reiterated their request that Republicans “avoid” using certain “language and tactics” while using Trump’s name, image and likeness. 

The letter, for example, asks that candidates not speak “on behalf of President Trump,” “mention of the President’s family without their consent or the consent of the campaign,” or [impersonate] President Trump or his campaign.”

 

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They add: “Any split that is higher than 5% will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations.”

JFC

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