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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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3 minutes ago, texasdago said:

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Cheater, that dude is Portuguese. 

 

Now Verratti is Italian

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2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Surly gifs gave me only so many options... 

Is that seriously the place?

It’s the picture someone posted in a tweet screenshot earlier. So I looked it up. If it’s not the place that person fucked it up. 

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

I will always love the OG Egg McMuffin. No shame.

 Whenever I think, "who gives a fuck about diabetes?!" I get a McGriddle.

Hell if I had known that bacon was vegan, I would have been a vegan a long time ago.

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Restaurant is vegan, doesn’t mean the owner is. And as an Italian and a health nut, surely you could understand hand motions to communicate about exercising.

 

Probably a good idea not to own a pet rabbit around that lady. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

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it looks like Gary Peterson was the artist creating the diaper… unless Captain kangaroo also had an incontinence problem of which I was unaware. 

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

it looks like Gary Peterson was the artist creating the diaper… unless Captain kangaroo also had an incontinence problem of which I was unaware. 

Well your first clue should have been the series finale in 1984 was titled, "Anal Leakage"

I swear there's an SNL sketch starring VonShitzInPantz joke in here somewhere, "Thank goodness I'm wearing VonOopsIShitMeinPantz.  They work...and I just did." joke in here somewhere.  

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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It's sort of fitting that shitting your pants and the Maple Leafs are trending at the same time, just saying.  

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Rubio. Good lord. 

I'm honestly baffled why a sitting Senator would bite on this.  I suppose the thought is that if he wins you are VP and there is good chance he dies in office.  That said, all of them have to know it's long odds.

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Rubio would help him with swing voters but got damn if Little Marco actually goes for that…fucking pitiful.

They both have issues drinking water

 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They both have issues drinking water

 

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Marco can drink with one hand.  Trump does not want to be upstaged.

Please make Rubio and Scott both resign and leave Florida then not pick them.  Sorry.... wrong Scott.

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10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

 all of them have to know it's long odds.

Yeah that's what they told John Tyler too (well not really, he was questioned pretty toughly by Dems because everyone knew ole Tippecanoe was old as shit)

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17 hours ago, yoladu said:

oh, ok.. it's a put on.

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4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Their dollar menu is now a $3.99 menu.

Was in New Hampshire last month - a Quarter Pounder combo meal and a McChicken Combo Meal came to $28.43.

Dont judge, it was late - only thing open.

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

 Sorry.... wrong Scott.

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J.D. Vance as V.P.   

Good fucking grief.

14 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Lmfao “Let’s bring up one of my staunch supporters, she owns a restaurant that serves food I hate, I will try it later and probably hate it”

To be fair, french fries and ketchup are vaigan and that gross fat fucker can destroy some french fries and ketchup.

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Burgum - has a lot of money, not well known (which is good)

Rubio - he's young and established so why taint himself with Trump when he could make a run at 2028?  Surely he can't be a pick to help with Florida, and he won't seriously help win over moderates with the batshittery that's happening around Trump. Trump couldn't count on him to do what Pence wouldn't do. He's more photogenic than Trump as well.

Vance - yeah, great choice if you want to motivate a lot of people to vote against Trump, because he fully embraces the batshittery and wants to send women back to the 1860s.  With that said, because he fully embraces the batshittery around Trump, Trump would probably like him a lot.  He'd do what Pence wouldn't.

Scott - South Carolina? Not a swing state, having a Black guy on the ticket still won't tone down the batshittery, especially when Scott wants a national abortion ban. He'd probably do what Pence wouldn't do.

Burgum is the logical choice for Trump.  Not enough people know him, and he's not pushing a national abortion ban, and he's got money.

Vance seems like the best choice for Trump appeal-wise.  I don't think anyone else brings anyone to the fold.  Maybe Scott gets some black voters who just want to see some representation up there.  Vance feels like a play on the young male appeal who are not already totally lost to him.  Money and all that other stuff that motivates VP choices, I have no insight on.

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Burgum - has a lot of money, not well known (which is good)

Rubio - he's young and established so why taint himself with Trump when he could make a run at 2028?  Surely he can't be a pick to help with Florida, and he won't seriously help win over moderates with the batshittery that's happening around Trump. Trump couldn't count on him to do what Pence wouldn't do. He's more photogenic than Trump as well.

Vance - yeah, great choice if you want to motivate a lot of people to vote against Trump, because he fully embraces the batshittery and wants to send women back to the 1860s.  With that said, because he fully embraces the batshittery around Trump, Trump would probably like him a lot.  He'd do what Pence wouldn't.

Scott - South Carolina? Not a swing state, having a Black guy on the ticket still won't tone down the batshittery, especially when Scott wants a national abortion ban. He'd probably do what Pence wouldn't do.

Burgum is the logical choice for Trump.  Not enough people know him, and he's not pushing a national abortion ban, and he's got money.

 

I disagree with you on Scott for 1 reason—he’s Black.

I think Scott could pull Black and Latino men over. We’d be hoping like hell Black women save us (again).

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Can't believe that the head of the RNC is selling towels and pillows in order to raise money. I imagine that this is the best fundraising idea that Lara can come up. 

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more: https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/03/trump-media-auditor-charged-by-sec-with-massive-fraud-permanently-barred-from-public-company-audits.html

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The auditor, BF Borgers CPA and its owner Benjamin Borgers have agreed to be permanently suspended from practicing as accountants before the SEC, and also agreed to pay a combined $14 million in civil penalties, the SEC said.

 

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Shocking. He must have been manning the glory hole at fish camp when they went over "an aggy does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do." Its the only explanation. 

Well, what she really meant by "her restaurant was doing better under Trump" was more to say "all restaurants were doing better under Trump". You know like when they all had to shutdown, fire their staffs, and severely cut back or close. But again, that wasn't his fault. It was just this Covid and that son of a bitch, Fauci. 

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