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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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#38752
3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I laughed pretty hard, but not as hard as his Gettysburg Address.  For a bat-shit crazy Russian-puppet fascist shitbag, he keeps bringing the lulz. 

I'm not sure I'll keep laughing when he sends me to the libtard re-education camp, though.

This post illustrates why the prepare your anus emoji was useful.

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#38754
Trump’s Social Media Company Posts Q1 Revenue of $770,500 and Net Loss of $327.6 Millionhttps://t.co/uH7lmj6bGU

Sorry The Hangover GIF

#38756
18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so stocks should go up?

Yep.  Because it's not a stock at all.  It's perhaps the most transparent money laundering/campaign finance fraud scheme in history.

#38758
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  Because it's not a stock at all.  It's perhaps the most transparent money laundering/campaign finance fraud scheme in history.

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#38759
55 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
Trump’s Social Media Company Posts Q1 Revenue of $770,500 and Net Loss of $327.6 Millionhttps://t.co/uH7lmj6bGU

 

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#38760
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:
Trump’s Social Media Company Posts Q1 Revenue of $770,500 and Net Loss of $327.6 Millionhttps://t.co/uH7lmj6bGU

Sorry The Hangover GIF

Is that good?

#38761
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that good?

Yes.  It's wonderful.  Remember, one of the main reasons that we desperately need to elect Trump as POTUS is because "we need a successful businessman as President!"

And nothing says "success" like spending $327 million to make $770k.  It takes a true genius to have costs that are 424X revenues.  If you don't get that, you must be a socialist libtard.

#38763
9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that good?

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And nothing says "success" like spending $327 million to make $770k.  It takes a true genius to have costs that are 424X revenues.  If you don't get that, you must be a socialist libtard.

With only 2 million active users, I'm surprised they made $770,000.

#38764
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:
Trump’s Social Media Company Posts Q1 Revenue of $770,500 and Net Loss of $327.6 Millionhttps://t.co/uH7lmj6bGU

 

trump is screwing up by producing any revenue. Hanneman says they should stay pre-revenue

 

#38765
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

With only 2 million active users, I'm surprised they made $770,000.

Those ads for "Super alpha male brain pills" and whatnot are big fucking moneymakers, man.

#38767
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

With only 2 million active users, I'm surprised they made $770,000.

Anyone dumb enough to buy that stock probably does not realize they are taking shipping and handling fees out every month.  It’s in the fine print. Right next to the arbitration language and forum selection clause in Belarus.

#38768
11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Anyone dumb enough to buy that stock probably does not realize they are taking shipping and handling fees out every month.  It’s in the fine print. Right next to the arbitration language and forum selection clause in Belarus.

Dammit man, the S&H clause is a perfect clause.  I have clause skills.  What the hell is the matter with you people, why can't you understand that?!?!?!?!?

I'll leave it to the corporate attorneys on here to explain this out for us.  But I went to law school and am an adjunct lecturer at one of the best business schools in the nation.  And I am completely at a loss of how to explain how a company could spend $328mm to earn less than $800k unless it's a fraudulent enterprise or a money laundering operation.  I mean, just to design the scheme in the first place...you'd just accidentally make $10mm without even trying.  But by week's end, it will be revealed that the overlooked, all-important "B-Shares" are actually paying out a handsome dividend within TWO WEEKS!  and another round of shares will follow.  I mean, given his brand, the stupidity of his followers, and at least some free marketing gravitas...it's literally, financially impossible to at least make a few million bucks doing this shit.  Not even Don, Jr. can snort that much away.  

#38769

I hadn't heard anything about this.

Explosive Trump biopic hits Cannes Film Festival
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Rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal: an explosive new biopic of Donald Trump shown at Cannes on Monday paints an unflinching but nuanced portrait of the former US president, even as he runs again for the White House.

"The Apprentice" traces Trump's origin story as an ambitious young property developer in 1970s and 1980s New York.

Sebastian Stan, best known from Marvel superhero films, stars as Trump, while Jeremy Strong of "Succession" fame plays his ruthless mentor and attorney Roy Cohn -- and both received glowing reviews from Cannes critics.

Initially presenting an almost sympathetic portrayal of a headstrong but naive social climber, the film charts Trump's decency being eroded as he learns the dark arts of dealmaking and tastes power.

The film's premiere at the French film festival Monday came while Trump is on trial in Manhattan for a tawdry scandal involving a porn star.

The movie begins with a disclaimer that many of its events are fictionalised, and director Ali Abbasi puts that license to full use, imagining brutal events taking place behind closed doors.

In one harrowing scene, Trump is seen raping his first wife Ivana.

During divorce proceedings, Ivana once accused Trump of raping her, though she later rescinded the allegation. She died in 2022.

"We wanted to do a punk rock version of a historical movie... [not] get too anal about details and what's right and what's wrong," Abbasi told Vanity Fair.

But it amounts to a movie that seems certain to infuriate the notoriously thin-skinned and litigious Trump.

- 'Attack, attack, attack' -

Iranian-born director Abbasi is a Cannes regular. His serial killer fable "Holy Spider" played in competition two years ago.

"The Apprentice" begins with a young Trump, obsessed with joining the city's elite and dreaming of his own luxury hotel, even as he spends his days personally collecting rent from his father's tenants.

His life is transformed by an encounter with Cohn, whose harshly nihilistic lessons such as "admit nothing, deny everything" and "attack, attack, attack" will become Trump's manifesto in later life.

Cohn made his name as a fearsome lawyer by hunting Communists for Senator Joseph McCarthy, and sending Soviet spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg to the electric chair.

Far from a simple hatchet job, The Times of London even argued it would "make you feel sympathy for Trump", while Variety said it was "sharp and scathing, but it avoids cheap shots."

The screenplay was written by Gabriel Sherman, a journalist who covered real estate for the New York Observer in the 2000s and regularly spoke with Trump.

The film is one of 22 in competition for the festival's top prize Palme d'Or. A jury headed by "Barbie" director Greta Gerwig will unveil its winner on Saturday.

Asked whether it was possible for an American woman to be objective in judging a film about Trump, Gerwig said she would come to the movie with "an open mind and an open heart, and willing to be surprised".

#38770
9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I hadn't heard anything about this.

Explosive Trump biopic hits Cannes Film Festival
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Rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal: an explosive new biopic of Donald Trump shown at Cannes on Monday paints an unflinching but nuanced portrait of the former US president, even as he runs again for the White House.

"The Apprentice" traces Trump's origin story as an ambitious young property developer in 1970s and 1980s New York.

Sebastian Stan, best known from Marvel superhero films, stars as Trump, while Jeremy Strong of "Succession" fame plays his ruthless mentor and attorney Roy Cohn -- and both received glowing reviews from Cannes critics.

Initially presenting an almost sympathetic portrayal of a headstrong but naive social climber, the film charts Trump's decency being eroded as he learns the dark arts of dealmaking and tastes power.

The film's premiere at the French film festival Monday came while Trump is on trial in Manhattan for a tawdry scandal involving a porn star.

The movie begins with a disclaimer that many of its events are fictionalised, and director Ali Abbasi puts that license to full use, imagining brutal events taking place behind closed doors.

In one harrowing scene, Trump is seen raping his first wife Ivana.

During divorce proceedings, Ivana once accused Trump of raping her, though she later rescinded the allegation. She died in 2022.

"We wanted to do a punk rock version of a historical movie... [not] get too anal about details and what's right and what's wrong," Abbasi told Vanity Fair.

But it amounts to a movie that seems certain to infuriate the notoriously thin-skinned and litigious Trump.

- 'Attack, attack, attack' -

Iranian-born director Abbasi is a Cannes regular. His serial killer fable "Holy Spider" played in competition two years ago.

"The Apprentice" begins with a young Trump, obsessed with joining the city's elite and dreaming of his own luxury hotel, even as he spends his days personally collecting rent from his father's tenants.

His life is transformed by an encounter with Cohn, whose harshly nihilistic lessons such as "admit nothing, deny everything" and "attack, attack, attack" will become Trump's manifesto in later life.

Cohn made his name as a fearsome lawyer by hunting Communists for Senator Joseph McCarthy, and sending Soviet spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg to the electric chair.

Far from a simple hatchet job, The Times of London even argued it would "make you feel sympathy for Trump", while Variety said it was "sharp and scathing, but it avoids cheap shots."

The screenplay was written by Gabriel Sherman, a journalist who covered real estate for the New York Observer in the 2000s and regularly spoke with Trump.

The film is one of 22 in competition for the festival's top prize Palme d'Or. A jury headed by "Barbie" director Greta Gerwig will unveil its winner on Saturday.

Asked whether it was possible for an American woman to be objective in judging a film about Trump, Gerwig said she would come to the movie with "an open mind and an open heart, and willing to be surprised".

Sounds as thrilling as Billy Walsh's Medellin from Entourage.....

#38771
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I hadn't heard anything about this.

Explosive Trump biopic hits Cannes Film Festival
ETD_TREND_SEBASTIAN_STAN_AS_TRUMP_041124

Rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal: an explosive new biopic of Donald Trump shown at Cannes on Monday paints an unflinching but nuanced portrait of the former US president, even as he runs again for the White House.

"The Apprentice" traces Trump's origin story as an ambitious young property developer in 1970s and 1980s New York.

Sebastian Stan, best known from Marvel superhero films, stars as Trump, while Jeremy Strong of "Succession" fame plays his ruthless mentor and attorney Roy Cohn -- and both received glowing reviews from Cannes critics.

Initially presenting an almost sympathetic portrayal of a headstrong but naive social climber, the film charts Trump's decency being eroded as he learns the dark arts of dealmaking and tastes power.

The film's premiere at the French film festival Monday came while Trump is on trial in Manhattan for a tawdry scandal involving a porn star.

The movie begins with a disclaimer that many of its events are fictionalised, and director Ali Abbasi puts that license to full use, imagining brutal events taking place behind closed doors.

In one harrowing scene, Trump is seen raping his first wife Ivana.

During divorce proceedings, Ivana once accused Trump of raping her, though she later rescinded the allegation. She died in 2022.

"We wanted to do a punk rock version of a historical movie... [not] get too anal about details and what's right and what's wrong," Abbasi told Vanity Fair.

But it amounts to a movie that seems certain to infuriate the notoriously thin-skinned and litigious Trump.

- 'Attack, attack, attack' -

Iranian-born director Abbasi is a Cannes regular. His serial killer fable "Holy Spider" played in competition two years ago.

"The Apprentice" begins with a young Trump, obsessed with joining the city's elite and dreaming of his own luxury hotel, even as he spends his days personally collecting rent from his father's tenants.

His life is transformed by an encounter with Cohn, whose harshly nihilistic lessons such as "admit nothing, deny everything" and "attack, attack, attack" will become Trump's manifesto in later life.

Cohn made his name as a fearsome lawyer by hunting Communists for Senator Joseph McCarthy, and sending Soviet spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg to the electric chair.

Far from a simple hatchet job, The Times of London even argued it would "make you feel sympathy for Trump", while Variety said it was "sharp and scathing, but it avoids cheap shots."

The screenplay was written by Gabriel Sherman, a journalist who covered real estate for the New York Observer in the 2000s and regularly spoke with Trump.

The film is one of 22 in competition for the festival's top prize Palme d'Or. A jury headed by "Barbie" director Greta Gerwig will unveil its winner on Saturday.

Asked whether it was possible for an American woman to be objective in judging a film about Trump, Gerwig said she would come to the movie with "an open mind and an open heart, and willing to be surprised".

Yet another reason for him to stroke out before the election.  Bring it on.

#38772

Just when I think this piece of shit couldn't shock me ...

Trump posts a new ad foreshadowing a second Trump term that says he will create a “UNIFIED REICH,” echoing Nazi Germany

 

#38773

Such a weird coincidence the Republican campaigns keep hiring Nazis, or making Nazi references

#38774
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

And I am completely at a loss of how to explain how a company could spend $328mm to earn less than $800k unless it's a fraudulent enterprise or a money laundering operation. 

Biden’s  Inflation.   All of the interweb thingies you have to buy now costs much more than when Trump was president.   Epic times had a piece about it.

#38775
21 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Just when I think this piece of shit couldn't shock me ...

Trump posts a new ad foreshadowing a second Trump term that says he will create a “UNIFIED REICH,” echoing Nazi Germany

 

I might actually have to send this one to the in laws

#38777

Eric, you don’t even know what a Reich-off is, do you?

-No.  but they do. And they’re the ones Reich’ing off. 
 

I can’t open that thread.  Did he actually use the word “Reich?”

#38778
Yes.  It's wonderful.  Remember, one of the main reasons that we desperately need to elect Trump as POTUS is because "we need a successful businessman as President!"
And nothing says "success" like spending $327 million to make $770k.  It takes a true genius to have costs that are 424X revenues.  If you don't get that, you must be a socialist libtard.

Its the Eskimo Hut model with a dash of the Producers.
#38780
9 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Just when I think this piece of shit couldn't shock me ...

Trump posts a new ad foreshadowing a second Trump term that says he will create a “UNIFIED REICH,” echoing Nazi Germany

 

I did Nazi this coming.....

#38781

Trump has been wearing his gold lady watch since the 80’s.

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Also, the actor playing Trump in the movie above also played Tommy Lee in that biopic series from a couple years ago. So he goes from playing a guy with a gigantic, talking cock to another with a reputed weird, short mushroom micro-peen.

That’s what I call range.

#38783
22 hours ago, Js1 said:

Such a weird coincidence the Republican campaigns keep hiring Nazis, or making Nazi references

Imagine being vehemently opposed to pro-Palestinian protesters because of "antisemitism" but being politically aligned with Nazi fucks.

#38784
44 minutes ago, F250 said:

Imagine being vehemently opposed to pro-Palestinian protesters because of "antisemitism" but being politically aligned with Nazi fucks.

Welcome to the Leopard Eating Faces party. It’s full of the dumbest people. 

#38785
14 hours ago, speed817 said:

I did Nazi this coming.....

I'm surprised thete is not more furor over this.

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#38790

Member when you had to drop out of the presidential race because you did a goofy, yelling fist pump? I member...

#38791
Imagine being vehemently opposed to pro-Palestinian protesters because of "antisemitism" but being politically aligned with Nazi fucks.

The multidimensional alliances and quagmires of our post 9/11 age is vexing. Its like reading Napoleon’s ascent in Republican France, from a Corsican separatist to French Nationalist/Republican to new royalist.

Im an educated follower of politics and I have no idea whats going on. The grifters are thriving the chaos.
#38792
15 hours ago, bolverk said:

That's because theSATrump campaign said the video was posted by some rando and a campaign staffer reposted it without noticing the Reich part. 

Here's the scoop on who made it: https://www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump/unhinged-maga-meme-team-apparently-behind-trumps-unified-reich-video

Also reported by CNN that the background is WWI and earlier newspaper headlines.  The "unified reich" headline I believe it said was from 1871 and referred to the young German Empire.

Not that any of these chuds appreciate any of that.

#38793

So in the last day or so, we have that unified reich business, we have Trump saying he’s looking into making contraceptives illegal, and we have Trump saying Biden tried to assassinate him. Not counting of course the events in his porn star hush money trial. I wonder how much his poll numbers will go up.

#38794
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So in the last day or so, we have that unified reich business, we have Trump saying he’s looking into making contraceptives illegal, and we have Trump saying Biden tried to assassinate him. Not counting of course the events in his porn star hush money trial. I wonder how much his poll numbers will go up.

Yep to the bolded.

And there are still some of y'all who don't understand the Ledge.

#38796
14 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

And this ain’t no ordinary ledge where the bottom is visible. This is a ledge over an abyss, a bottomless void.

It’s kinda like Nietzsche’s famed evolutionary “abyss," except there is no rope to cross the void and evolve into "the future."

In fact, MAGA-GQP cut the rope and has us plunging into the abyss, devolving America by decades and centuries into the past.

Nietzsche laughs… 

 

Need the Time Bandits

 

#38797
17 hours ago, bolverk said:

That's because the Trump campaign said the video was posted by some rando and a campaign staffer reposted it without noticing the Reich part. 

Here's the scoop on who made it: https://www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump/unhinged-maga-meme-team-apparently-behind-trumps-unified-reich-video

Weird how staffers accidentally posting Nazi imagery and/or rhetoric seems to only happen to them.

#38798
42 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

And this ain’t no ordinary ledge where the bottom is visible. This is a ledge over an abyss, a bottomless void.

It’s kinda like Nietzsche’s famed evolutionary “abyss," except there is no rope to cross the void and evolve into "the future."

In fact, MAGA-GQP cut the rope and has us plunging into the abyss, devolving America by decades and centuries into the past.

Nietzsche laughs… 

 

Well I suppose you’d be a sme on…abysses

#38799
17 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Member when you had to drop out of the presidential race because you did a goofy, yelling fist pump? I member...

Or when you got caught having an affair?  Gary Hart remembers.

#38800

Donald Trump: “When he [Ronny Jackson] was the doctor at the WH, they asked him: ‘Who’s healthier, who’s a better physical specimen, is it Trump or is it Obama?’ and he said: it's not even close. It's Donald Trump.”
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