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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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The Luftwaffen code is the bombers must be protected by the fighters.  The transport planes are given priority above all else because of the number of men on board.  Air Recon's priority goes last because of it's minimal personnel and can fly at much higher altitudes and avoid ground-to-air artillery despite its lack of manuevers.  

Oh wait, you said Loofah Code.  Got it.  Well, still about the same model, roughly.  

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14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The Luftwaffen code is the bombers must be protected by the fighters.  The transport planes are given priority above all else because of the number of men on board.  Air Recon's priority goes last because of it's minimal personnel and can fly at much higher altitudes and avoid ground-to-air artillery despite its lack of manuevers.  

Oh wait, you said Loofah Code.  Got it.  Well, still about the same model, roughly.  

Ah, yes, the Fucker Wolf 190… one of the best fighters in the whole Loofah.  

It could complete a bombing run over London and night and still get back in time to clean your wife's lady-parts.  What a machine.  

41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


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I honestly can't figure out why even his most fanatical supporters don't get tired of his self-involvement.  

I think it's time for E. Jean Carrol's attorney's to take another shot . . .

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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Pretty sure my wife has had all of those at some point, so I guess shits about to get wild. 

25 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I honestly can't figure out why even his most fanatical supporters don't get tired of his self-involvement.  

I think it's time for E. Jean Carrol's attorney's to take another shot . . .

Most of his supporters (not the rally-going ones, but the Fox News ones) don’t ever see this shit. They aren’t on Twitter, they get shielded from it all by Fox News. This is the biggest volume of his voters. Older, white, Fox News watchers. 
 

I brought up the “unified reich” thing last night and they had zero clue and brushed it off just as quickly. If Fox News didn’t talk about it, it didn’t happen. 

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fucking Childress.

dude, he's a fucking millionaire redneck.  Of course he  loves dotard.

4 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Ah, yes, the Fucker Wolf 190… one of the best fighters in the whole Loofah.  

I'm ready to Stucka someone with my Goliath..

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Happy Memorial Day you dirty apes !!!!

 

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5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Forgot to mention fallen  soldiers, otherwise a very inspirational missive. The people who wear American flag pants will support this. 

9 hours ago, Red Five said:

It's pretty much a self defense mechanism for most I'd imagine. There's no defense for anything he does/says, so just throw out "that's just all politics now!" and you're covered. 

Or the "well that's just all bullshit" hand wave. 91 felony counts? All bullshit. Two impeachments? All bullshit. Rape? Yep, bullshit. The most amazing run of bad luck in the history of the world.

At that point I have no problem telling them that they are a fucking idiot. 

53 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Forgot to mention fallen  soldiers, otherwise a very inspirational missive. The people who wear American flag pants will support this. 

He’s so good at honoring our military and treating them with reverence.

 

34 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

At that point I have no problem telling them that they are a fucking idiot. 

Yep. It is our duty to call out these fucking dipshits every single time.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Forgot to mention fallen  soldiers, otherwise a very inspirational missive. The people who wear American flag pants will support this. 

The suckers (aka fallen soldiers) are just a prop for him.

12 hours ago, Chooky said:

Forgot to mention fallen  soldiers, otherwise a very inspirational missive. The people who wear American flag pants will support this. 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

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12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

You think people look at me like a failure because I go home to Stormy every night?

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IIRC, MGT made her screen debut playing Starla.

9 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

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IIRC, MGT made her screen debut playing Starla.

Foot/paw checks out.

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22 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I tried a new tactic last night, suggested by Ben Wikler of WisDems fame. Asked what % chance they thought he would try to stay in office after a second term.  The idea is if they truly value our republic (lol), anything more than 0 is too much of a risk. 
 

Response: Well, if he tried that, “they” wouldn’t let him. And Biden is senile. 
 

I just can’t. I. Just. Can’t.  

Can someone please put him on the record with this question?  While we shouldn't beat around the bush and just ask him straight out "If you win, you know you have to leave office when your term is up in 2029, right?" I'd settle with someone coming at it obliquely with something like -- "if you win, after your term is up in 2028, do you have a list of people that you'd like to see win the republican nomination and be president after you?"

Although if the dictatorship on day one comment can't get traction, I presume this can't either.

 

6 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Can someone please put him on the record with this question?  While we shouldn't beat around the bush and just ask him straight out "If you win, you know you have to leave office when your term is up in 2029, right?" I'd settle with someone coming at it obliquely with something like -- "if you win, after your term is up in 2028, do you have a list of people that you'd like to see win the republican nomination and be president after you?"

Although if the dictatorship on day one comment can't get traction, I presume this can't either.

 

At this point I just assume that he could answer that with "I'm not planning on leaving. I'll just be president until I die, I guess" and it wouldn't affect his poll numbers much, if at all.

CNN: "Some strong, brash words from Trump. Is saying he'll stay president for life a good or bad thing for Biden? We'll discuss, next." 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

At this point I just assume that he could answer that with "I'm not planning on leaving. I'll just be president until I die, I guess" and it wouldn't affect his poll numbers much, if at all.

CNN: "Some strong, brash words from Trump. Is saying he'll stay president for life a good or bad thing for Biden? We'll discuss, next." 

I think it may get some apathetics off the couch though.  There is a massive group of people that just don’t care - they believe their lives are same regardless who wins - and just take for granted our system will handle Trump if he exceeds power.   
 

Not trying to change Trump voters minds.  They are beyond lost.  

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

At this point I just assume that he could answer that with "I'm not planning on leaving. I'll just be president until I die, I guess" and it wouldn't affect his poll numbers much, if at all.

CNN: "Some strong, brash words from Trump. Is saying he'll stay president for life a good or bad thing for Biden? We'll discuss, next." 

CNN: Why isn’t Biden trying to stay President for life? Is there something he’s not telling the American people?

11 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Not trying to change Trump voters minds.  They are beyond lost.

I’m working on two people in my life specifically. I’ve got five months. I’m trying to distill it down to 2-3 basic points for them. Going to save the abortion one until October. 

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m working on two people in my life specifically. I’ve got five months. I’m trying to distill it down to 2-3 basic points for them. Going to save the abortion one until October. 

I’m super proud of your five month plan, buddy.  But use that time better.  Build up a tolerance for crystal meth and malt liquor.  It’s gonna suck for a short while. But we going winning. 

Dementia or another example of telling so many lies over a lifetime that you no longer know exactly what you've said to anybody about anything.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-china-fundraiser-b2552749.html

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Donald Trump suggested during a fundraising event that he would have bombed Moscow in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and attacked Beijing if China invaded Taiwan on his watch, according to a Washington Post report.

The comments surprised some of the donors at the event.

Anybody with a free registration can copy/paste the rest. I don't want to sign up.

20 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Dementia or another example of telling so many lies over a lifetime that you no longer know exactly what you've said to anybody about anything.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-china-fundraiser-b2552749.html

Anybody with a free registration can copy/paste the rest. I don't want to sign up.

https://wapo.st/3x265W7

 

Literally just one sentence

 

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Oftentimes, his comments at the events are about foreign policy and topics he discusses at rallies, such as inflation and immigration.

For example, at one event, he suggested that he would have bombed Moscow and Beijing if Russia invaded Ukraine or China invaded Taiwan, surprising some of the donors.

 

"Leading candidate for President says he would have started World War 3" must have been the headline on the front page of every newspaper in America. Guess I missed it. 

Also, he can't even stand next to Putin without looking like he's pissing his pants. "bomb Moscow". Ok. 

38 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Leading candidate for President says he would have started World War 3" must have been the headline on the front page of every newspaper in America. Guess I missed it. 

Also, he can't even stand next to Putin without looking like he's pissing his pants. "bomb Moscow". Ok. 

Yeah but Americans think groceries are too high and Biden is old.

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Time for another hush-money-reimbursement-with-campaign-funds-during-election-season scheme.  Make sure to document it with lots of text messages, Donald.  I'd bet that some of the lickspittles who showed up to support him at trial would be glad to play the bag man in this sequel.

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9 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Time for another hush-money-reimbursement-with-campaign-funds-during-election-season scheme.  Make sure to document it with lots of text messages, Donald.  I'd bet that some of the lickspittles who showed up to support him at trial would be glad to play the bag man in this sequel.

I'm sure we will get to prosecuting by 2032

12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's the producer's article in Slate that the above references:

https://slate.com/culture/2024/05/donald-trump-news-2024-trial-verdict-apprentice.html

It's longcat, but worth it.

 

We are taken around the rest of the club’s property and told what to feature on camera and what to stay away from. The clubhouse is a particularly necessary inclusion, and it is inside these luxurious confines where I have the privilege of meeting the architect. Finding myself alone with him, I make a point of commending him for what I feel is a remarkable building. The place is genuinely spectacular. He thanks me.

“It’s bittersweet,” he tells me. “I’m very proud of this place, but …” He hesitates. “I wasn’t paid what was promised,” he says. I just listen. “Trump pays half upfront,” he says, “but he’ll stiff you for the rest once the project is completed.”

“He stiffed you?”

“If I tried to sue, the legal bills would be more than what I was owed. He knew that. He basically said Take what I’m offering,” and I see how heavy this is for the man, all these years later. “So, we sent the invoice. He didn’t even pay that,” he says. None of this will be in the show. Not Trump’s suggested infidelities, nor his aversion toward paying those who work for him.

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm sure we will get to prosecuting by 2032

Biden will be finishing up his third term by then.

tom arnold has been talking about this tape for 8 years.  it won't matter even if it comes out.  he admitted to sexual assault on tape and it didn't matter.  nothing he says means anything to the cult.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

tom arnold has been talking about this tape for 8 years.  it won't matter even if it comes out.  he admitted to sexual assault on tape and it didn't matter.  nothing he says means anything to the cult.

It might mean something to a lot of people in Georgia. 

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It might mean something to a lot of people in Georgia. 

Yeah - I think this might be enough to counter Trump's "pardons for any rapper defendant that endorses me" program ...

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

tom arnold has been talking about this tape for 8 years.  it won't matter even if it comes out.  he admitted to sexual assault on tape and it didn't matter.  nothing he says means anything to the cult.


maga hates black people, they’ll be cheering this on. Blacks for Trump are already paid for, they do not care 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

tom arnold has been talking about this tape for 8 years.  it won't matter even if it comes out.  he admitted to sexual assault on tape and it didn't matter.  nothing he says means anything to the cult.

Except when he says something they want to hear. Those things are the reasons he has to be elected!  

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