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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Its got an official seal and everything

His followers probably believe it's a real office, with real authority.

 

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"Carry on the agenda of the Trump administration."

Yeah... yeah now what is that again?

I was reading a little bit about the benefits that a former president receives, but I expect per his usual behavior, Trump will violate whatever norms have been established.

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

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theBobs/ "Well then I just have to ask Donald, why can't the American people just take their specs directly to the actual President?"
 

Donald/ "Look, I already told you.  I have people skills.  I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that?  What the hell is the matter with you people?!?" 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Carry on the agenda of the Trump administration."

Yeah... yeah now what is that again?

Making many calls and having many meetings from early in the morning until late in the evening.

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Making many calls and having many meetings from early in the morning until late in the evening.

And copious amounts of cheating at golf. 

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And copious amounts of cheating at golf. 

Winter rules

1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

So good friend in Austin who sold his business a few years ago and is early retired. We have never ever discussed politics. We see each other a few times a year. 
We never discussed it but both assumed to be publicans. He called and stated he now sees Trump for what he is. Told his family who is mostly Trump supporters he cannot support the guy cause what he has done to USA. He said he was originally a Trump supporter. 
He would definitely be a 1% on surly if he was on surly. 
 

I now feel there is hope for America. 

Before you get too optimistic, ask your friend what he thinks of Josh Hawley.

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Carry on the agenda of the Trump administration."

Yeah... yeah now what is that again?

Attempting to overthrow the government and spreading death, suffering, and destruction. By that metric, he may be our greatest president.

10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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so i guess tom brady is 6'7" now.

and apparently in possession of a third nipple.  

33 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so i guess tom brady is 6'7" now.

Nah, Trump is sitting down in that pic. 

There are plenty of wealthier people there that don’t like him. They can get rid of him if they want.

See, that’s what’s going to be absolutely hilarious and completely on brand for America.

The other coequal branches of government, the FBI, a special prosecutor, and all the world’s free media couldn’t produce any consequences for his ass.

But now that he’s pissing off a relatively small bunch of old rich white people?

They’ll succeed in having his ass tossed out.

so today’s the day donald trump finally became the former president?

9 hours ago, Updawg said:

There are plenty of wealthier people there that don’t like him. They can get rid of him if they want.

But does the governor want to suck those people's dicks? 

Shit, his Healthcare plan isn’t dead yet?

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

By EXECUTIVE ORDER I HEREBY BAN MUSLIMS FROM ENTERING THIS COUNTRY ... CLUB.

And I think this is still completely legal under federal law.

 

Its nice that this thread fell to the second page. I hate to bump it, but I couldn't resist posting this:

 

 

Be sure to watch the video.

As a wannabe architect that's a neat looking lobby. 

Yeah, that's actually the least ugly of his hotels.  I was there about 2-3 years ago, it wasn't terribly offensive.  Of course, that's when I just found him to be a pretty shitty President and an asshole.  Now, I think he's maybe one of the ten worst human beings to ever walk the planet.  

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

As a wannabe architect that's a neat looking lobby. 

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Just read an article that called him "Former President Trump" and I smiled.

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On 1/28/2021 at 10:08 AM, Underdog said:

As a wannabe architect that's a neat looking lobby. 

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 I'm, uh, I'm an architect.

Really. What do you design?

Uh, railroads

I thought engineers do that.

...they can.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Holy Shit! is that real?

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

goddammit people, the architecture is not the point.

 

 

You're right. Isn't an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler? That's why I aspire to be a city planner. Why limit myself to just one building, when I can design a whole city?

8 hours ago, yoladu said:

Holy Shit! is that real?

Oh, it's real. And it's spectacular.

On 1/28/2021 at 7:54 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

Its nice that this thread fell to the second page.

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Somehow I missed this. Should've left out all the politics and it would have been an okay statement. Sorry Coach Kilmer, but I think Conan had a better video:

 

12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

You're right. Isn't an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler?

It's called a T-square!

Brian Williams redeemed himself for the whole lying thing in those 30 seconds. 

55 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Somehow I missed this. Should've left out all the politics and it would have been an okay statement. Sorry Coach Kilmer, but I think Conan had a better video:

 

Snake never should've spit him back up. 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Somehow I missed this. Should've left out all the politics and it would have been an okay statement. Sorry Coach Kilmer, but I think Conan had a better video:

 

"The left wants to destroy America and your way of life, and they hate the troops...but remain calm, and don't let fear dictate your actions!"

29 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

"The left wants to destroy America and your way of life, and they hate the troops...but remain calm, and don't let fear dictate your actions!"

Exactly. If he had said, "it (the results of the election) was disappointing, but pray, hope, and wait" and stopped there, in two years they could vote. They may not vote the way I like, but that's a different matter. Voight has the right to express his opinion, but he's a lot like the coach from Varsity Blues in real life I gather.

On 1/25/2021 at 7:42 PM, Blotto said:

Its got an official seal and everything

If you lay a state commemorative quarter on a stool, put a signed document on top of it, and a blank piece of paper on top of that, and then you take an old leather Army dress shoe and WHACK the heel down over the quarter? Well, everything's got an official seal then.

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

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DO SOMETHING!

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you lay a stool on top of a state commemorative quarter,  put a signed document on top of it, and a blank piece of paper on top of that, and then you take an old leather Army dress shoe and WHACK the heel down over the quarter? Well, everything's got an official seal then.

Fify.  

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Storm tweet!

Oh shit. It was Dotard all along!  It’s happening!  

I like how the only one that's thrown down on money for a house or something is Ivanka and that's only because of Kushner, whose family actually has money.  The rest of supposed billionaires are just flailing around.  Billionaires indeed......

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Trump’s “Save America” political action committee raised an eye-popping $30.9 million in the end-of-year period from Nov. 24-Dec. 31, 2020 as the latest filings with the Federal Election Commission reveal.

Supporters of the twice impeached Republican president donated the cash even as Trump suffered a string of humiliating court defeats challenging the 2020 election and eventually lost the Electoral College vote by a wide margin to President Biden.

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The Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising operation that splits its funds between Save America and the Republican National Committee, raised an additional $62.6 million in the last five weeks of 2020.

The impressive numbers don’t even reflect an expected surge in donations around the Jan. 6 storming of the Capitol by a Trump-inspired mob of thousands of supporters.

 

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