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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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7 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The Tea Party was just thespian group of rage Republicans who refused to take responsibility for the fruits of the Reagan Revolution. It was just another GOP con job pushing even further right austerity policies and occasionally providing Tosh.0 material.

People thought the tea parties’ politics were complex and convoluted. They weren’t. The tea parties foundational philosophy was: “No more tax money to Negroes or browns or poors”

While accurate, it wasn’t as catchy as calling each other patriots who wanted smaller government…. (with the exception of the Big Brother federal government controlling state election law, state tort laws, and state abortion and reproductive rights laws, etc. , which are cool)

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True.  But as posted above, it was somewhat different in that it was independently operating cells.  Originally called together for some modicum of fiscal reform and of course a suspicion of Obama.  But it didn't have any central figure to worship.  It was kinda different in that respect.  It was a backwards political movement, but still a political movement.  MAGA is literally a cult.  I didn't see it at first, it was just populism as validation drug on its face.  But it t now literally clicks the boxes, for all but the straight ticket voters who go GOP no matter what, an actual cult.  I've never seen anything like it and hope to never see it again.  The Tea Party was annoying and misguided but it was disconnected but didn't center around a confidence man.  And they weren't particularly violent.  What this MAGA movement is absolutely centers around an idolatry of insanity.  And they armed and pissed.  

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which brings me to this.

Upon his death, the cult can transition into a religion to continue the idolatry. This could affect the various Christian denominations more than it affects the gqp. 

He does have a Buddha-like body so they can make little gold statues and rub his belly for good luck.

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

He does have a Buddha-like body so they can make little gold statues and rub his belly for good luck.

And it will be a piggy bank but with no way to access the money that gets put inside.  When it gets full, they give it back to dj and Eric in exchange for an empty one. Like a reverse propane tank swap. And the trumps will keep track of how often swaps are made; the more often you swap the more pious you are. 

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2 minutes ago, royiv said:

He does have a Buddha-like body so they can make little gold statues and rub his belly for good luck.image.thumb.png.b339e8a936b1ceb5b11ffecac323d49a.png

they already did.  But spoiler alert, it's not his belly they rub.  It's his mushroom.  

3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Do your own research!

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9 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

No shit, right? Remember when this person was the dumbest, goofiest person in politics?

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She wouldn't be top 50 today.

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Certainly wasn't Palin, but which one was the born again virgin that was running around as a tea party lady? 

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Certainly wasn't Palin, but which one was the born again virgin that was running around as a tea party lady? 

Anybody have her name?  Huh?  You don't have it?

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Well, the imagery of that story gets two thumbs up!

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And at the end of the day, we can all agree

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11 hours ago, C-Man said:

The Tea Party was a squirt of piss compared to this crazy MAGA movement. It dies when Trump does. There will be some carry-over but unless they find somebody as vile as Baron Von Schittsinpants, it will not have near the same traction or hold on America's racist moron class.

Trump was and is a brand.  Not a good one.  Lots of failure in that brand.  But it was a known brand.  They won't find that again in any of our lifetimes. It won't even transfer to his kids, and he wouldn't want it to because it's all about him.

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19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Anybody have her name?  Huh?  You don't have it?

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Well, the imagery of that story gets two thumbs up!

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And at the end of the day, we can all agree

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They are almost indistinguishable. Is this the one who was not a witch?

On 6/1/2024 at 12:01 PM, Snake Diggity said:

Saw this quote in a USA Today article: 

“In a nation ruled by laws, not men, no one is above the rule of law,” said Jennifer Mercieca, a professor at Texas A&M University. “Not even a president.” 
 

Will be interesting to see if she loses her job.

If?

The Regents probably called an emergency meeting to pore over the rules to . . . oh, fuck all that.  Just fire her.  She won't have the money to sue.

27 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

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(That has to be faked.  Why would the play Thus Spake Zarathustra anyway?)

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It's fake as shit.  That color guard would be at the White House or somewhere else in Washington, and the music would be the Marine Corps Band.  If they were to sound like that, they'd be hung, drawn, and quartered, then sent to Diego Garcia to finish their enlistments.

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Anybody have her name?  Huh?  You don't have it?

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Well, the imagery of that story gets two thumbs up!

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And at the end of the day, we can all agree

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Ah, yes. Christine O’Donnell. I got her name by googling “I’m not a witch.”

24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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as much as the Court sucks, I do consider it a good sign when Trump turns to them for help.  He seems to only do that when he knows he’s proper fucked (like when he lost the 2020 election).

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

"Can we get the Aggie Corps of Cadets band to play my exit?  I know they're very loyal to MATMG nation."

-best we can do is the texags side-hustle band.  

 

Yeah, that's not real.  USMC band would never sound like that.  Still the guy looks like an utterly disrespectful dip-shit every time he is around military personnel.  

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ah, yes. Christine O’Donnell. I got her name by googling “I’m not a witch.”

 

Can you imagine just referencing your child as a tall motherfucker who gets into college, and pretty much that's it?

 

Every single thing about Trump is abnormal, every single thing.  

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Hah Hah.  Reminds me of this guy I know. Early during the Obama administration, his son was a senior and he told me he was applying to the Air Force Academy.  I offered to set him up with a conversation with a recent AFA grad.  A few months later I asked and offered again.  This time he said.  "oh, he isn't going to try anymore.  He doesn't want to serve under this Commander in Chief....."

Ended up going to atm

 

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On 6/1/2024 at 11:01 AM, Snake Diggity said:

Saw this quote in a USA Today article: 

“In a nation ruled by laws, not men, no one is above the rule of law,” said Jennifer Mercieca, a professor at Texas A&M University. “Not even a president.” 
 

Will be interesting to see if she loses her job.

If she is working at A&M she is no doubt miserable and looking for any chance to chew her own leg off and escape the trap.

If she can goad Aggy into goobering up and firing her without cause (assuming she's tenured), maybe she can get some of that Jimbo money on the way out.

Anytime I hear the tea party brought up this image pops in my mind 

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18 minutes ago, Chico_SA said:

Hah Hah.  Reminds me of this guy I know. Early during the Obama administration, his son was a senior and he told me he was applying to the Air Force Academy.  I offered to set him up with a conversation with a recent AFA grad.  A few months later I asked and offered again.  This time he said.  "oh, he isn't going to try anymore.  He doesn't want to serve under this Commander in Chief....."

Ended up going to atm

 

Does not compute. Our enemies and General Patton are on record that Aggy in the linchpin of our defense, ergo by going to A&M the young man was serving even more under President Obama than some pointy-headed Air Force pseudo-intellectual officer without sense enough to park his electric scooter.

I think you misjudged his love for Obama, and should explain that to his father.

Wonder how much liberty is willing to give trump to get baron enrolled

On 6/1/2024 at 9:57 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Anybody have her name?  Huh?  You don't have it?

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Well, the imagery of that story gets two thumbs up!

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And at the end of the day, we can all agree

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I can't decide if she should be on the cast of yet another 1970s sitcom where some vaguely ethnic family sits mashed inside a tiny Northeastern kitchen all yelling at the same time, or some 1980s production set in Atlanta where the plot revolves around elaborate semi-Southern catchphrases well sling my honeygrits y'all and tell me it's slap a pickle on a hog-toad!

Either way, it'd be horrible.

 

Top colleges.

Trump is a weird motherfucker. He’s evil incarnate, because evil is ugly in reality. Little dick. Spoiled. No friendships. Loneliness. Stupidity. Fake exterior.
12 hours ago, Red Five said:


This is actually really sad.

Isn't it well known that Barron is either autistic or has major behavioral problems?

I can't decide if she should be on the cast of yet another 1970s sitcom where some vaguely ethnic family sits mashed inside a tiny Northeastern kitchen all yelling at the same time, or some 1980s production set in Atlanta where the plot revolves around elaborate semi-Southern catchphrases well sling my honeygrits y'all and tell me it's slap a pickle on a hog-toad!
Either way, it'd be horrible.
The Azucarbakerwitz family is funny when the laugh track kicks in. 
5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Isn't it well known that Barron is either autistic or has major behavioral problems?

Either way, I await the future Mar-a-lago documentary in a few decades.

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Just now, Gatorubet said:

Either way, I await the future Mar-a-lago documentary in a few decades.

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I sort of had Don Jr pegged as the Ruprecht of the family.  

6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I sort of had Don Jr pegged as the Ruprecht of the family.  

I think it would more Eric than anybody.  Although I can see a coke-fueled Don, Jr. running around shouting "pots & pans, pots & pans, pots & pans!"  All fitting though since Trump is a less sophisticated confidence man than Michael Caine.  and Ivanka would be the Jackal, the only smart one of the group running the grift.  And Jared as the "Freddie" at the end who is a mute because he basically never talks.  

Oh, how he loves to run and run.  For President.  

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:
I can't decide if she should be on the cast of yet another 1970s sitcom where some vaguely ethnic family sits mashed inside a tiny Northeastern kitchen all yelling at the same time, or some 1980s production set in Atlanta where the plot revolves around elaborate semi-Southern catchphrases well sling my honeygrits y'all and tell me it's slap a pickle on a hog-toad!
Either way, it'd be horrible.

The Azucarbakerwitz family is funny when the laugh track kicks in. 

MAAAAAAAAA! Where's my plate MAAAAAAAA!

14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I sort of had Don Jr pegged as the Ruprecht of the family.  

Wasn't Don Jr pretty liberal and normal and semi separated from daddy Trump? I thought he was kind of forced into the spotlight when the first election ramped up.  He dove into the coke and did his best to keep daddy happy but that dude just seems miserable.  

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Wasn't Don Jr pretty liberal and normal and semi separated from daddy Trump? I thought he was kind of forced into the spotlight when the first election ramped up.  He dove into the coke and did his best to keep daddy happy but that dude just seems miserable.  

I don't know of his prior politics, but I do know he's a life long dolt.  

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

Wasn't Don Jr pretty liberal and normal and semi separated from daddy Trump? I thought he was kind of forced into the spotlight when the first election ramped up.  He dove into the coke and did his best to keep daddy happy but that dude just seems miserable.  

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You’d be miserable too if you couldn’t find moma’s grave without slicing

Anyone associated with that family and act towards their selfish interests deserve a life of misery. Just trying to remember the dynamics before they injected themselves in the political landscape. 

42 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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You’d be miserable too if you couldn’t find moma’s grave without slicing

Imagine losing your ball in the overgrown grass of your mother's grave and asking your caddie/foursome, "Yeah, if I could just get a drop...that'd be fine.  Also the drip." 

Yes, by most accounts of folks I know who know him, he was rather estranged from his father for decades.  Their sense is he was offered some kind of "be re-included" for XYZ.  He was peripherally involved in the Trump Org and gameshow, but would often come in and out only for meetings/tapings and then the hell back outta there.  

Tiffany was never offered such a deal, and as such-you never see/hear from her.  Eric yearns for his father's affection, but barely gets noticed.  Ivanka is the only one smart enough to see how to exploit his time in office for personal gain and that of her family.  And it absolutely worked, and now she's distanced herself from him.  Probably because he sexually molested her as a child and she needs legal cover.  I'm sure Barron is a nice enough kid, born into a family of absolute shitbags.  He's apparently still deciding between many fine colleges, that thing you do in June instead of March.  My money is on Trump forces him to go college wherever he can grift the most money from them to host his Presidential Library.  The facility never gets built and Barron drops out.  

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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You’d be miserable too if you couldn’t find moma’s grave without slicing

 

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