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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is so awesome.  "It's so good..."  She's dying.

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19 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I once ordered a double rock-n-rye and 7 Carling's at the Dexter Lake Club.  Night turned out weird.  

You and yo date have had another kiln explosion?

/jeffreypelt

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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This is completely understated.  Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president.   Or his wife for that matter.   

39 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

This is completely understated.  Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president.   Or his wife for that matter.   

Which wife?  The one he raped and then buried next to his golf course?  Or the one he cheated on with a porn star right after she had his child?

On 6/14/2024 at 1:30 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

just a hunch but I don't think Mika is a beer drinker from the expression she made while taking a sip. 

Must not have included the whole segment. At one point Joe said something to the effect of: “You hate beer, Mika, you can stop faking it.”

Even if you like beer, it still takes an act to pretend you like the beast. Cute gag but that stuff sucks. 

On 6/14/2024 at 3:33 PM, tx ind said:

After all the shit dotard has done it will be amazing if shitting on Milwaukee gains traction and sinks him.

Won’t mean a thing. Joe also mentioned that Trump shits on all big cities. They tend to be more diverse and tend to vote for Democrats. 

Trump probably couldn’t get a hold of Blagojevich so he went with the next best person

33 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Trump probably couldn’t get a hold of Blagojevich so he went with the next best person

Blagojevich definitely would’ve taken Trump’s call out of gratitude for commuting his prison sentence over corruption and bribery charges. Maybe Blagojevich just has more integrity than Kilpatrick. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Which wife?  The one he raped and then buried next to his golf course?  Or the one he cheated on with a porn star right after she had his child?

#justiceforivana

Melanie can get fucked

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20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s beyond senile ….

 

So says you . . . and Science! 

 

 

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Trump probably couldn’t get a hold of Blagojevich so he went with the next best person

The Dems Trump has a mutually amicable relationship with are almost cherry picked with a laser. 

But whatever, drain that swamp, or something. 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Which wife?  The one he raped and then buried next to his golf course?  Or the one he cheated on with a porn star right after she had his child?

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Blagojevich definitely would’ve taken Trump’s call out of gratitude for commuting his prison sentence over corruption and bribery charges. Maybe Blagojevich just has more integrity than Kilpatrick. 

Nope, that POS has even been on Fox in the last few weeks attacking Biden and praising Trump. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCPYfzUB7i8

 

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I just learned today that Bob Gale, the screenwriter who wrote Back To The Future II, based the ‘Old Biff’ bully casino owner character on Donald Trump. 
 
That fits perfectly. 
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
I just learned today that Bob Gale, the screenwriter who wrote Back To The Future II, based the ‘Old Biff’ bully casino owner character on Donald Trump. 
 
That fits perfectly. 

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a tacky casino on the brink of financial failure with his name written up and down the sides of it while he acts out tantrums, and sexually abuses his own wife while fucking up everything else around him?

Nope, sorry.  I don't see the parallels.  

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:
I just learned today that Bob Gale, the screenwriter who wrote Back To The Future II, based the ‘Old Biff’ bully casino owner character on Donald Trump. 
 
That fits perfectly. 

Except that Biff’s casino didn’t go bankrupt. 

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Except that Biff’s casino didn’t go bankrupt. 

He also didn’t get convicted of 34 felonies, and a civil rape suit. Also, he wasn’t on trial for sedition or stealing classified documents.  So really, no comparison.  Biff for President!

On 6/14/2024 at 12:30 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

just a hunch but I don't think Mika is a beer drinker from the expression she made while taking a sip. 

 

On 6/14/2024 at 12:34 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haha, naw, she powered through it, though.

I did appreciate the double tap on the top. Not her first rodeo

 

On 6/14/2024 at 12:40 PM, Covri said:

Milwaukees Best Ice is not for the novice beer drinker. All the Ice beers are terrible, but still, those $2.99 6 packs of icehouse tall boys were a staple in college.

I drink a shit ton of beer.

If I had to drink a seemingly warm tall boy of Beast Ice, I might have given an even worse expression.

I’m with Fam68. Mika gets down. That Czech heritage coming out in spades.

and @Covri…. Icehouse? Jesus. I think Steel Reserve might be the only beer worse.
I never felt rich by any means in college but I drew the line at Natty Ice. 

27 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

I drink a shit ton of beer.

If I had to drink a seemingly warm tall boy of Beast Ice, I might have given an even worse expression.

I’m with Fam68. Mika gets down. That Czech heritage coming out in spades.

and @Covri…. Icehouse? Jesus. I think Steel Reserve might be the only beer worse.
I never felt rich by any means in college but I drew the line at Natty Ice. 

It was icehouse when we wanted to get more drunk, keystone light when it was a chill night. Occasionally a mad dog 20/20. We….. we’re young and dumb and had iron stomachs lol.

Beer snob talk not going away.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Beer snob talk not going away.

 

 

Y'all know Dr. Jackson better as "Randy Johnson" from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's my Senile President."  Please welcome to the stage. 

I mean, we all misstep surnames.  But when you're speaking to a large audience about how cognitively sharp you are, and you can't get the name of the guy to whom you are referring, correct.  Not a good look.  But I'm sure it'll be reported he just gained another 2 points in the polls because of this.  "He confuses common Black last names like we confused common Black names!"  

1 hour ago, Covri said:

It was icehouse when we wanted to get more drunk, keystone light when it was a chill night. Occasionally a mad dog 20/20. We….. we’re young and dumb and had iron stomachs lol.

Orange Jubilee ftw, if you were feelin funky. 

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Orange Jubilee ftw, if you were feelin funky. 

Once upon a time I could buy a six pack of old Milwaukee tall boys for $.88 on sale.  One of my fraternity brothers put  an old Coke machine in the house that sold beer for a quarter. At $.25 a bottle of suds, he made a profit.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

“Dr. Ronny Johnson….”

Trump’s mastery of all things cognitive could’ve gone a little better if he had remembered his name was Ronny Jackson. 

 

"I don't know why they're not making Biden take cognitive tests like they did with me...."

C'mon Dotard, you're so close to getting it. 

1 hour ago, Covri said:

It was icehouse when we wanted to get more drunk, keystone light when it was a chill night. Occasionally a mad dog 20/20. We….. we’re young and dumb and had iron stomachs lol.

There was a Keystone Ice age in the early 2000s for us.  I woke up passed out by my buddy’s apartment swimming pool on a Thursday morning. All the neighbors had been stepping over me on the way to classes that day. 

Just now, Red Five said:

"I don't know why they're not making Biden take cognitive tests like they did with me...."

C'mon Dotard, you're so close to getting it. 

Narrator: He never gets it.

Was he thinking of Sen. Ron Johnson who was critical in his efforts to illegally overturn Wisconsin's election results?  Or did he mistake Dr. Ronny Jackson for Dr. Ronny Johnson.  

Or was it Rick Johnson's Pizzeria from Colgate University?  

29 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“Dr. Ronny Johnson….”

Trump’s mastery of all things cognitive could’ve gone a little better if he had remembered his name was Ronny Jackson. 

 

Or Ron Jon’s Surf Shop. 

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Beer snob talk not going away.

 

 

“I took a cognitive test” should be disqualifying words for a presidential candidate, no matter what follows

16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Or Ron Jon’s Surf Shop. 

Imagine how shitty Ron Johnson's Surf Shop would be.  

22 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

This is completely understated.  Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president.   Or his wife for that matter.   

He can’t even travel to Canada.

That's 8,000 people, Dr. Ben Carson?  Sorry, but there's a Ralph Ellison novel reference or 3/5 compromise reference in here somewhere if Kellyanne has the courage to do what's wrong. 

And no, I don't expect 99% of MAGA nation to get either reference.  

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