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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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It's like the aggy joke about them going to the sun, at night. Except he's being serious. 

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37 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So we're literally like 5 days away from him declaring "And what if these planes?  These beautiful planes, what if the wind turns off up there and can't fly  because the planes are powered by wind?  What then, huh?" 

 

Wait till he finds out the little windmills inside the engines of his plane cause cancer.

That's why the ramp agents wear those beautiful orange headphones, to keep from getting cancer.  

The British, during the Revolutionary War, then they tried to storm the Washington airports.....it was the windmill jets that made their heads explode and die so we could take back our country, hugely.  

35% of America could read this and think, "Yeah, that checks out."  

21 hours ago, immamac said:

How is this thread not melting down? Lol. Trump was insane. 


he lied every time he opened his mouth 

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

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On 6/27/2024 at 3:38 PM, Red Five said:

My brain does not work that way.

You weren't taught properly. That is how math works 

It's not just you. most Americans are not taught this way. I wasn't.

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Dumb as a brick. 

He knows they are.

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That's why the ramp agents wear those beautiful orange headphones, to keep from getting cancer.  

The British, during the Revolutionary War, then they tried to storm the Washington airports.....it was the windmill jets that made their heads explode and die so we could take back our country, hugely.  

35% of America could read this and think, "Yeah, that checks out."  

I'll take the over.

6 minutes ago, Slacks said:

You weren't taught properly. That is how math works 

It's not just you. most Americans are not taught this way. I wasn't.

Let me correct myself.  We were taught this way (if your write it out), but it wasn't explained this way... Which is crazy.

12 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That's why the ramp agents wear those beautiful orange headphones, to keep from getting cancer.  

The British, during the Revolutionary War, then they tried to storm the Washington airports.....it was the windmill jets that made their heads explode and die so we could take back our country, hugely.  

35% of America could read this and think, "Yeah, that checks out."  

 35%?  At least 50% of this country would believe that shit.  Now tell me more about these windmill jets.  I am quite intrigued by this.

13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Dumb as a brick. 

That’s the key with Trump.  When you start at turnip it’s hard to see decline as you age.  

Poor Biden has a good baseline to go off of.  With Trump you’re trying to see if the diaper is heavier today.  Unfair.  Such is life…

47 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That’s the key with Trump.  When you start at turnip it’s hard to see decline as you age.  

 

You can tell it's age by how it smells.

No one is shocked Trump is selling our country to them 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

🤔

 

Me, "Being a public, international airport...CNN or WaPo or NYT could easily FOIA from the ATC/FAA what those foreign planes were doing there/logs/flight plans/tail numbers/etc.  You know, like actual journalism." 

Media, "Biden misspoke a few times last week.  Here's what that means for pro-Palestinian protestors lack of support for him at Pomona College, which nobody is on right now because it shuts down each summer."  

O'Malley and Rodriguez can confirm the flight logs. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

O'Malley and Rodriguez can confirm the flight logs. 

What about Santiago, can he confirm?  An hour of actual real world, grinding Woodward & Bernstein journalism to get to the bottom of this since it's a non-military aircraft at a civilian/commercial airport and what those other two aircraft (who obviously look like they want to be seen on the apron with Trump's 757).  But nope, we'll get a 6 hours of updates of the British Royals and Shark attacks instead.  I know we like to insult hard-right media, but the whole thing is a fucking shitshow right now and we fucking know it.  

Santiago is dead you heartless bastard! 

But his death, while tragic, probably saved lives.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Santiago is dead you heartless bastard! 

You're goddamn right he is!  Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hamburder and stand a covfefe.  

surely we have technology capable of listening in on whatever is/was going on there, no?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

surely we have technology capable of listening in on whatever is/was going on there, no?

Yeah, it's right up there on the with priority list of the guys who had the watch during Epstein's suicide.  I mean, you can't even make these names up if you tried.  

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

surely we have technology capable of listening in on whatever is/was going on there, no?

We do have the technology and stop calling me Shirley. 

God damn it. Can we get back to talking about how we need someone on that wall? 

21 hours ago, NAVY said:

God damn it. Can we get back to talking about how we need someone on that wall? 

We could, but deep down inside places that you don't walk about at parties, you want Trump on that Wall.  You need Eric on that Wall!  

21 hours ago, NAVY said:

God damn it. Can we get back to talking about how we need someone on that wall? 

I can’t go for that… 

If you had told me ten years ago there would be a thing called a "Video Podcast" which would have girls who became internet famous for pretending to spit on mushroom-shaped mics talking about a game-show host who would later on have his mushroom shaped dick spit on a pornstar before going on become President of the United States for quite possibly two terms after putting nuclear secrets on top of his toilet tank because he has to sit to pee because he doesn't know where his spit-mushroom dick is aiming if he stands, I'd have said you were insane.  

But congrats, today---you're a GOP delegate at the Convention.  Miracles happen all around us, folks.  

55 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

uh oh, I hope she has security

 

She should spit on that thang.  And by thang I mean the Supreme Court.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Demolished? Not really. 

Every time you see that word used to promote a video, expect to be disappointed. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

uh oh, I hope she has security

 

I'm glad I don't know what this means.

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm glad I don't know what this means.

I don't know this news broadcast, but it appears Tits McGee did, in fact, NOT have the night off.  

Wait, what the fuck is this?  Is this real?  Or some AI bullshit?  

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

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I just rewatched that ep. I gotta say at 45, Seinfeld hits way different than the first time around. George annoys the shit out of me now. the way Kramer used to before. It probably says something about me. Lulz

God damn it. Can we get back to talking about how we need someone on that wall? 
I like you boys.

You give us a ride when we need to somewhere.
I just rewatched that ep. I gotta say at 45, Seinfeld hits way different than the first time around. George annoys the shit out of me now. the way Kramer used to before. It probably says something about me. Lulz

George is one of the greatest tv characters of alltime. Almost without fail he is humiliated for his actions. You enjoy seeing him go down, unlike what you would feel if you liked his character. You mostly laugh at his expense and thats the point.

It wouldnt work if you liked him. Felt sorry for him.
50 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Like that fucking matters. If Trump is elected, those cases will be dead. He fires anyone who won’t acquiesce. You think Congress is going to hold him accountable? 😆 

We will live in a Russian Style “Democracy”. SCOTUS our front should have told you. 

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