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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Like that fucking matters. If Trump is elected, those cases will be dead. He fires anyone who won’t acquiesce. You think Congress is going to hold him accountable? 😆 

We will live in a Russian Style “Democracy”. SCOTUS our front should have told you. 

Motherfucking this.

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Cue ny times stating Trump should step down from running for President 

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, what the fuck is this?  Is this real?  Or some AI bullshit?  

It's from the 2016 suit in NY accusing Trump of sexual assault.  Somehow it was a civil case, if I recall.  The plaintiff dropped the suit and seemingly disappeared.  These allegations are from the 80s I believe.

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7 minutes ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

Yuck. Fucking yuck 

Thanks for the nightmare fuel, assholes.  

a woman who went ass-to-mouth (not always her own either), for a living.  Describes this as the most horrifying sexual experience of her life.  And he's leading in 25 states despite not being seen with his "wife" in several weeks.  Yeah, this is all very normal for a SuperPower.  

13 minutes ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

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28 minutes ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

Spoiler that shit 

29 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

  Yeah, this is all very normal for a SuperPower.  

And a totally real, not simulated existence. 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And a totally real, not simulated existence. 

Laugh all you want, you silly man!  But before Covid, I was in Chicago visiting family and some work.  And Matt Dowd let me know he was up at the University of Chicago's Institute for Politics.  And he and David Axelrod, both very smart and pretty centrist are doing a talk and a reception.  And they're trying to dissect how Trump got elected and what it means for 2020.  And they're speaking as political operators.  But for credit, some of the graduate students in statistics/mathematics/demography/etc., the sharpest of the sharp.  And their three basic conclusions were what Dowd and Axelrod said, "Of course, he's gonna get this many straight ticket Republican voters...always been the case in states that allow it.  Two-Trump has tapped into something that was already there but we don't know or whether it has stickiness to it.  Three-this lies completely outside all of our voting data norms."  And I thought, "Okay, the smartest political and polling minds in the nation don't have any fucking idea how this happened and what's gonna happen down the road.  This should be fun."  Keep in mind, Univ of Chicago is a known right-leaning University.........but an extremely serious one, arguably the best not in Ivy or called Stanford.  

So we go the reception afterwards and I'm just in the background listening to students pick the brain of these brilliant political brains.  Not saying anything.  About three drinks later, I finally opened my mouth, "If there's no statistical model to explain Trump's election and possible re-election, could it be we're living out a simulation?"  And a post-graduate fellow says something to the effect of, "Funny you should mention that, we have more empirical proof that's what is happening than we do to explain Trump's Electoral College numbers."  So I finished my drink and contemplated going over to their old stadium, Stagg Field.  Where the world's first nuclear reaction occurred about 75 years prior, because it seemed fitting.  But I just came to terms that nothing makes sense any more and didn't go to sleep for about a week. 

It is arrogant to think we are just living out some equation while people are genuinely suffering all around the world who would scoff at the idea that comfortable Americans can sit around and pontificate conspiracy theories and simulation debates while they are fighting one another for water.  But if this God's plan or the Universe unfolding in a natural order, somebody let me know.  Meantime, bad news.  The whole of humanity is locked in here with me.   

If you want to catch the Devil, if you want to have fun, if you want to smell Hell - Jine the Cavalry!

1 hour ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

 

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21 hours ago, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

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20 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Laugh all you want, you silly man!  But before Covid, I was in Chicago visiting family and some work.  And Matt Dowd let me know he was up at the University of Chicago's Institute for Politics.  And he and David Axelrod, both very smart and pretty centrist are doing a talk and a reception.  And they're trying to dissect how Trump got elected and what it means for 2020.  And they're speaking as political operators.  But for credit, some of the graduate students in statistics/mathematics/demography/etc., the sharpest of the sharp.  And their three basic conclusions were what Dowd and Axelrod said, "Of course, he's gonna get this many straight ticket Republican voters...always been the case in states that allow it.  Two-Trump has tapped into something that was already there but we don't know or whether it has stickiness to it.  Three-this lies completely outside all of our voting data norms."  And I thought, "Okay, the smartest political and polling minds in the nation don't have any fucking idea how this happened and what's gonna happen down the road.  This should be fun."  Keep in mind, Univ of Chicago is a known right-leaning University.........but an extremely serious one, arguably the best not in Ivy or called Stanford.  

So we go the reception afterwards and I'm just in the background listening to students pick the brain of these brilliant political brains.  Not saying anything.  About three drinks later, I finally opened my mouth, "If there's no statistical model to explain Trump's election and possible re-election, could it be we're living out a simulation?"  And a post-graduate fellow says something to the effect of, "Funny you should mention that, we have more empirical proof that's what is happening than we do to explain Trump's Electoral College numbers."  So I finished my drink and contemplated going over to their old stadium, Stagg Field.  Where the world's first nuclear reaction occurred about 75 years prior, because it seemed fitting.  But I just came to terms that nothing makes sense any more and didn't go to sleep for about a week. 

It is arrogant to think we are just living out some equation while people are genuinely suffering all around the world who would scoff at the idea that comfortable Americans can sit around and pontificate conspiracy theories and simulation debates while they are fighting one another for water.  But if this God's plan or the Universe unfolding in a natural order, somebody let me know.  Meantime, bad news.  The whole of humanity is locked in here with me.   

This isn't a direct response.  That was a long post (shocker).  And I strapped in early and held on.  I'm actually glad I did.  I don't really have an opinion on the subject, but this whole post so closely a season-3 episode of The Bear, which I watched last night, that it truly is eerie. 

Edited by dcbc

On 7/2/2024 at 9:05 PM, troph said:

Stormy Daniels interviewed by Maddow tonight, holy shit they replayed the graphic testimony. Of course the only reason for the graphic testimony was because the defense claimed no sex happened so no payment happened. So of course she had to go deet by deet. She described his skin and how she was used to hot bodies and she had never felt a fat man’s skin on her body.  How she had to wipe his cum off her leg. Holy shit. 

Textual ipecac.

Drove down to the coast through the heart of Texas Trump territory yesterday.   Since 2016 there had been a gradual decrease in the volume of Trump/MAGA signage until last year it leveled off to just a handful of signs over the ~200 mile drive.  Was mildly pleasantly surprised yesterday, there was an increase but only by a handful of signs, all in the Luling area.  Was shocked at how few signs there were on 183 between Gonzalez and Victoria and on to Port Lavaca and Port O’Connor.  Although there is a Trump boat parade schedule for Saturday in POC.

On 7/2/2024 at 7:48 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Merrick Garland should tell his prosecutors to keep the pedal to the metal no matter what.  Get that evidence out there. 

If he wins, justice is cancelled and Garland will hang from a telephone pole anyway.  Might as well go down swinging.

On 7/2/2024 at 11:25 PM, Gatorubet said:

If you want to catch the Devil, if you want to have fun, if you want to smell Hell - Jine the Cavalry!

I have not idea what you're talking about but +rep since you seem committed to it. 😀

OK, curiosity got the best of me:

 

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20 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Although there is a Trump boat parade schedule for Saturday in POC.

Dude it is fucking insane how many child rapist flags are everywhere in POC this weekend. It's outrageous 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Dude it is fucking insane how many child rapist flags are everywhere in POC this weekend. It's outrageous 

On the boat ride home yesterday (with my 2 elementary aged children), we saw at least 4 giant “FUCK JOE BIDEN AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM” flags, and more than a dozen “I love the rapist racist fraud-committing criminal lying egomaniac former president” flags.  Pathetic.

If he does between now and the election, I’ll believe it was all part of a grand plan. Would almost make it all worth it. Well. Not really. Can’t he just die though?

18 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

On the boat ride home yesterday (with my 2 elementary aged children), we saw at least 4 giant “FUCK JOE BIDEN AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM” flags, and more than a dozen “I love the rapist racist fraud-committing criminal lying egomaniac former president” flags.  Pathetic.

Are you down in POC? I thought someone threw a shoulder check at me at speedy stop

29 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

On the boat ride home yesterday (with my 2 elementary aged children), we saw at least 4 giant “FUCK JOE BIDEN AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM” flags, and more than a dozen “I love the rapist racist fraud-committing criminal lying egomaniac former president” flags.  Pathetic.

Perfect reason why grenade launchers should be legal. 

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Perfect reason why grenade launchers should be legal. 

with bump stocks.

On 7/5/2024 at 7:40 AM, Captainant said:

Are you down in POC? I thought someone threw a shoulder check at me at speedy stop


this why we need capes 

and the people of POC suuuuuuck donkey boner 

bunch of fucking white trash 

Edited by tx 3 putt

On 7/2/2024 at 10:25 PM, Gatorubet said:

If you want to catch the Devil, if you want to have fun, if you want to smell Hell - Jine the Cavalry!

And the big fat Dutch gals hand around the breadium, bully boys hey, bully boys ho!

[And gentlemen ... now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not 19Delta...]

On 7/5/2024 at 5:51 AM, Underdog said:

Perfect reason why grenade launchers should be legal. 

Shall not be infringed

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


this why we need capes 

and the people of POC suuuuuuck donkey boner 

bunch of fucking white trash 

I was there last month. When I was a kid one of the things I enjoyed about the area was looking down on the locals.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


this why we need capes 

and the people of POC suuuuuuck donkey boner 

bunch of fucking white trash 

So,  as a non Texan Yankee, I need to know,  what's the POC?

8 minutes ago, SKJ said:

So,  as a non Texan Yankee, I need to know,  what's the POC?

Port OConnor

Huge fishing hub, quick access to the gulf 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Port OConnor

Huge fishing hub, quick access to the gulf 

Much ass grassy ass.. 

I googled it but didn't get any geographical references 

58 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Much ass grassy ass.. 

I googled it but didn't get any geographical references 


go down the intercostal towards Seadrift - welder flats area, I’ve got a ton of fish in there. Espieritu Santos Bay, many many fish pulled out there. Same for Pringle lake, steamboat island. 

Scroll over to Seadrift, Long Lake area, caught a ton of fish in there. It’s pretty much an alligator breeding farm. Where the Guadalupe dumps into the bay, caught many fish there. I won’t share my super secret spots. 

matagorda bay is a whole other story 

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


this why we need capes 

and the people of POC suuuuuuck donkey boner 

bunch of fucking white trash 

It is an absolute shit hole.  If you wanted to make a documentary series highlighting the worst of MAGA you just need to film an hour at Speedy Stop, an hour at Froggy’s boat ramp, and an hour on Saturday Beach and you’d have all the content you need.

I have family obligations that require me to spend 3-4 weekends per year there minimum.  We were down there since Wed evening.  Leaving yesterday I told my wife we are never spending more than 60 straight hours in that cesspool ever again.  I can’t handle it.

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

I have family obligations

I have come to the conclusion that my family has some obligations as well. Namely, not to be racist, fascist, truth denying, fundagelical assholes in my presence. Those that fail to meet those obligations absolve me of mine

On 7/5/2024 at 1:23 AM, Bullneck said:

I have not idea what you're talking about but +rep since you seem committed to it. 😀

OK, curiosity got the best of me:

 

I am greatly amused by ol chubby boy playing the bones.

I also think I need a straw top hat.

 

Need to add Pedophile to the subject description. He's mentioned over 50 times in Epstein doc. He likes 13 yr old girls. Sick fuck.

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Need to add Pedophile to the subject description. He's mentioned over 50 times in Epstein doc. He likes 13 yr old girls. Sick fuck.

Knowing this, Biden should definitely drop out.

"Is Trump raping children a good thing or a bad thing for his campaign? We'll discuss, next."

On 7/7/2024 at 9:09 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

I hate to be fair to the guy, but the people on either side of him are doing it opposite ways- so he can’t connect the chain. 
 

Actually I think they’ve all fucked it up as there’s some left shaking right going on.  But at least they all just went with it and understood the arms crossed part. 

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43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Need to add Pedophile to the subject description. He's mentioned over 50 times in Epstein doc. He likes 13 yr old girls. Sick fuck.

"Hey, those 50 mentions.  That's just locker room talk.  You know the locker room of your 8th grade daughter's swim team?" 

I have it from concrete authority that Donald Trump sexually molested his own daughter when was a teenager.  

What I don't get, and can't speak to, but maybe one of our resident counselors/psychologists can speak to is why she acts the way she does around Trump.  I don't like her, but not at all my place to judge her coping mechanisms when it comes to being around Donald.  I don't know if she remembers it, and just acts nice around him when the cameras are on (albeit very awkwardly) because her and Jared could fleece the campaign funds and White House contacts overseas.  I don't know if she just blocked it out and doesn't want to un-hash those memories.  Maybe she remembers it and walks on eggshells around him because of fear, regret, false guilt, currying favor, etc. 

Most people pride themselves on being able to "read people", when in fact we're all pretty bad at it.  I've had moments of spectacularly accurate insights into folks in just a few seconds.  Other times, horrible failures after years of encounters.  In the end, we all wear different personas for different audiences.  We can fool and be fooled on an hourly basis.  Part of what makes us human.  So I don't know what she acts that way around him, but it's definitely awkward. 

I went to support a friend in attendance.  But this was about 10-15 years ago in that big classroom amphitheater between Flawn Academic Center and the Union.  And this was around the time I was making some headway in life/career and thinking, like most people---that I could read a room or a person or situation as good as anyone.  Well, the panel was a moderator, a woman who had been date-raped, and the guy who actually date-raped her.  After he got out jail...somehow they agreed to tour the country (mainly college campuses).  Discussing rape, date-rape, domestic violence, etc.  And watching the two of them speak up there like a normal panel on a sensitive topic, I just thought, "You know what? Nobody knows shit about fuck." 

Something happened to Ivanka.  And I hear, "Well Lobo, you can make false accusations about our Great Leader Trump but I can read people.  And your arms are crossed which means you are blocking out new information you don't want to accept."  Dude, I listened to a panel of a rapist and victim talk for 60 minutes about how sexual assault changes lives.  And then they had to leave early to go to fucking Baylor University of all places---to discuss more rape.  The guy molested his daughter, Epstein died on his watch, he's almost certain to have assaulted other minors, walks in on teen USA changing rooms, found liable for rape, bribes porn-stars, and asked my cousin's Manhattan driver many years ago to take one his side-pieces to an abortion clinic and wait there with her.  And 35% of the adult population in this country wants me to pray for him?  Americans read a newspaper, let alone other Americans.  We are truly beyond the pale.  

When you’ve lost fake Melania 🥺🥺🥺

 

Makes sense she’d appear but not speak to keep up the illusion for Barron and the grift.  
 

But Don, Jr. and Guilfoyle both speaking?  I’ve partied in Milwaukee a couple times, but there’s no way that town has that much blow. 

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