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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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3 hours ago, Mittens said:

Ol' boy is losing his shit.  Ya love to see it!

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LMAO - ‘Will cheat at anything’.  Um…

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6 hours ago, mdmost said:

Let's get Trump's gravy tits up on a bike and see how he does. I love the Biden gets one final shot to destroy Trump, only this time by stepping aside and letting the younger generation take the baton. 

 

I hope he is enjoying his last months as president without worrying about re-election. He should feel so good about stopping Trump 4 years ago and being part of a finesse move to kick that fuckwad in the nuts this go 'round.

What a ride for a man in his 70s! Enjoy yourself, Joe. You earned it.

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

Let's get Trump's gravy tits up on a bike and see how he does. I love the Biden gets one final shot to destroy Trump, only this time by stepping aside and letting the younger generation take the baton. 

 

It's all AI!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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But this energy 

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This is so good. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is so good. 

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6 hours ago, Mittens said:

Ol' boy is losing his shit.  Ya love to see it!

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6 hours ago, Mittens said:

Ol' boy is losing his shit.  Ya love to see it!

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I'm a low esteem leaker, but I've always had a small bladder.

Low esteem leaker = his circle is getting smaller, he doesn’t trust anyone and the atmosphere of everyone stabbing each other to get ahead is wearing thin now that he’s losing again 

bork 

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Super manly.  Imagine thinking this is some stud you should look up to?
 
My first kiss was awkward as FUCK, but thinking about it still didn't make me cringe as much as this.

Hopefully he gets asked about this ….

 

 

I said it before, and I"ll say it again, I think he ends up killing himself. It'll be called an "accidental overdose". 

That's not what Q MAGA will call it.

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I said it before, and I"ll say it again, I think he ends up killing himself. It'll be called an "accidental overdose". 

He has spent his whole life slithering and sliding away from penalties and paying. I think he'll believe he can sue or protest his way out of everything. He'll try to overthrow the government, again. Maybe this time he'll be convicted of attempted interference with a government proceeding. Scary.

Then he'll appeal.

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Trump is losing it because he knows he's going to have to answer for his crimes. 

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Trump is losing it because he knows he's going to have to answer for his crimes. 

/Laughs in Ledge

9 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Trump is losing it because he knows he's going to have to answer for his crimes. 

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Trump probably would have gotten away with it his entire life, but the dumbass didn't realize that becoming a politician might bring a bit more scrutity to the dirty shit he has been doing his entire life.

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Trump is now suing the DOJ for $100 million.  So, this slows down the Mar A Lago shit that much more

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-sue-doj-100m-over-mar-a-lago-raid-alleging-political-persecution

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EXCLUSIVE: Former President Donald Trump is set to sue the Justice Department for $100 million in damages over the government’s unprecedented 2022 raid on his Mar-a-Lago property in Palm Beach, Florida, with lawyers arguing it was done with "clear intent to engage in political persecution."

Fox News has obtained Trump’s memo claiming "tortious conduct by the United States against President Trump." +

 

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Trump and his legal team intend to sue the Justice Department for its conduct during the FBI’s raid on Mar-a-Lago on Aug. 8, 2022, amid the federal investigation into his alleged improper retention of classified records. 

After the raid, Special Counsel Jack Smith was appointed to investigate. Smith ultimately brought 37 felony counts against Trump, including willful retention of national defense information, conspiracy to obstruct justice, and false statements. Trump pleaded not guilty to all counts. 

 

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Trump attorney Daniel Epstein filed the notice to sue the Justice Department. The Justice Department has 180 days from the date of receipt to respond to Epstein's notice and come to a resolution. If no resolution is made, Trump's case will move to federal court in the Southern District of Florida. 

"What President Trump is doing here is not just standing up for himself – he is standing up for all Americans who believe in the rule of law and believe that you should hold the government accountable when it wrongs you," Trump attorney Daniel Epstein told Fox Business' Lydia Hu. 

 

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28 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump probably would have gotten away with it his entire life, but the dumbass didn't realize that becoming a politician might bring a bit more scrutity to the dirty shit he has been doing his entire life.

I thought this before he announced his candidacy in 2016 and every month since.  I really thought his FO phase would come before the 2016 elections.

However, I grossly underestimated Republican politicians' spine strength and rural America's racist shittiness. 

19 hours ago, Mittens said:

Ol' boy is losing his shit.  Ya love to see it!

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Judging by what comes out, it appears his mouth and his anus have traded places.

Did he just Dr. Evil that number out of his ass? Why not 200 million. Make it an even billion.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump probably would have gotten away with it his entire life, but the dumbass didn't realize that becoming a politician might bring a bit more scrutity to the dirty shit he has been doing his entire life.

And this is exactly why real estate crooks usually stay out of politics.  The scrutiny isn’t worth it.  

On 7/29/2024 at 9:11 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

This is an Olympic-level whore.

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His mom was just your garden variety whore. 

 

Always knew the skills learned during college football coaching searches would come in handy in real life.  

 

13 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Always knew the skills learned during college football coaching searches would come in handy in real life.  

 

Pictures of this plane from the charter operator doesn’t show the Trump 2024 or American flag by the door. The plane was in Bozeman at some point over the weekend, so he could have used it, but I’m not sold on that photo not being doctored. Are there any other sources on this?

https://www.flytti.com/charter/N550GP.htm

37 minutes ago, royiv said:

Pictures of this plane from the charter operator doesn’t show the Trump 2024 or American flag by the door. The plane was in Bozeman at some point over the weekend, so he could have used it, but I’m not sold on that photo not being doctored. Are there any other sources on this?

https://www.flytti.com/charter/N550GP.htm

yeah that doesn't really align with the all the  info regarding Trump's flight being diverted to Billings. 

On 8/9/2024 at 4:16 PM, OU Sucks said:

They did land at Billings..ADSB data doesn't lie.  But it could be anything...mechanical issue, for one. Someone would have to listen to the Ground/Tower/Approach ATC archived recording of when they landed to get more info (time is UTC), although they might not have discussed the issue: https://www.liveatc.net/search/?icao=BIL

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6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

yeah that doesn't really align with the all the  info regarding Trump's flight being diverted to Billings. 

 

The blue G550 was in Bozeman Friday, so maybe a donor or campaign-related plane?  The Trump decals would be easy to put on and remove.

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In addition to the  polling data that has to be driving dotard insane, this cant be helping his mental state. The scam stock has  now given back all the  gains since the  assassination attempt, plus another 20%. This has to be the lion's share of his net wealth these days. 

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I'm curious to see what effect tonight's suck and fuck with elmo will have. I imagine shit's gonna get weird. real weird. 

 

46 minutes ago, Blotto said:

In addition to the  polling data that has to be driving dotard insane, this cant be helping his mental state. The scam stock has  now given back all the  gains since the  assassination attempt, plus another 20%. This has to be the lion's share of his net wealth these days. 

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I'm curious to see what effect tonight's suck and fuck with elmo will have. I imagine shit's gonna get weird. real weird. 

 

An uncommon occurrence of the market actually punishing a dogshit business

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-media-truth-social-revenue-b2594507.html

 

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Donald Trump’s social media company Trump Media and Technology Group has reported a $16.4 million loss and less than $1 million in quarterly revenue, only months after it began trading publicly to much fanfare earlier this year.

The parent company of Truth Social said on Friday in its latest filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission that it had earned $837,000 in revenue for the second quarter of 2024 — down 30 percent from the same period last year — and had also paid millions of dollars to cover legal expenses related to its merger with special purpose acquisition company Digital World Acquisition Corp.

 

Further, a press release states: “Additionally, the Company incurred $3.1 million of IT consulting and software licensing expenses, primarily related to its software licensing agreement to power its new TV streaming service.”

 

This month, Trump Media launched the Truth+ streaming service and believes its strong balance sheet of $344 million in cash and equivalents, with no debt, will enable the expansion and refinement of its new offering.

Nevertheless, its market capitalization of nearly $5 billion is considered an extraordinarily high valuation given its very modest sales.

 

 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

An uncommon occurrence of the market actually punishing a dogshit business

Yes and no. It still sports a $4.5B+ market  cap (trading at over 1000 x revenue), so I would say the market is still being fairly generous. 

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So, Trump started posting again on Twitter today. Gotta love what that is going to do to his toy platform stock price.

 

 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, Trump started posting again on Twitter today. Gotta love what that is going to do to his toy platform stock price.

 

 

Just hyping up his suckfest with Elon later.

That "interview" is going to be such a shit-show.  Two of the dumbest, most narcissistic and most recognizable people on earth jerking each other off for fascism.  What a world. 

Lol Trump has more experience in bankrupting his own businesses than anything else. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Weird.

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Two sinking ships crashing in the night

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Daniel Epstein was born in Houston and seems like a real POS.  Anyone here know him IRL?

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FAT ELVIS!

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Keep hearing Trump is using Epstein’s plane and there’s just no way this can be true right?!? Like even for a simulation this is just too much. 

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