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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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11 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

I'm not seeing that at all.  The Mr Weeks guy above was a reportedly a nanny for a different family.  

There was another post that I can’t find now that said something about him being a “behavioral specialist” whose main job was managing Barron’s outbursts etc. not on twitter so it’s hard to search but I found this

EDIT OK I guess he didn’t work for the trumps but “managed” Barron’s behavior when Barron was around him? 

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I know he's an adult now, and he's injecting himself into the spotlight...but it still feels pretty gross. Dude never had a chance of anything resembling a normal life. Let him flail away in the background with no influence whatsoever, and hopefully he comes to an epiphany on his own.

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On 8/12/2024 at 3:47 PM, The Dog said:

FAT ELVIS!

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While I think the intentional mispronunciation of names is childish, I’d truly enjoy if Harris Walz routinely called him Don-Old 

38 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Ignore the licensed public notary at your peril 

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:


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I mean, yeah, I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. But I don't see the point of a disgruntled former nanny (or whatever) trying to smear him.

4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I know he's an adult now, and he's injecting himself into the spotlight...but it still feels pretty gross. Dude never had a chance of anything resembling a normal life. Let him flail away in the background with no influence whatsoever, and hopefully he comes to an epiphany on his own.

Yes, because the track record for entitled, spoiled rich kids is filled with people who have become a net good on society.

8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Yes, because the track record for entitled, spoiled rich kids is filled with people who have become a net good on society.

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4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I know he's an adult now, and he's injecting himself into the spotlight...but it still feels pretty gross. Dude never had a chance of anything resembling a normal life. Let him flail away in the background with no influence whatsoever, and hopefully he comes to an epiphany on his own.

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On the one hand I see Barron and I think about the transformation from this 

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to this

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And then I realize even Ted would probably say, "nah fuck that kid"

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I know he's an adult now, and he's injecting himself into the spotlight...but it still feels pretty gross. Dude never had a chance of anything resembling a normal life. Let him flail away in the background with no influence whatsoever, and hopefully he comes to an epiphany on his own.

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6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You don't know that.

Donnie and Eric don’t have a tenth of Ted Bundy’s charm. 

2 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Donnie and Eric don’t have a tenth of Ted Bundy’s charm. 

You're leaving out two other possibilities.

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9 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I know he's an adult now, and he's injecting himself into the spotlight...but it still feels pretty gross. Dude never had a chance of anything resembling a normal life. Let him flail away in the background with no influence whatsoever, and hopefully he comes to an epiphany on his own.

Fuck that little freak and his family. I give zero shits about Barron Von Freakazoid.

 

These were actual children that needed protection.

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14 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

There have been rumors for years about Barron, but he was underage and not involved in anything political, so people largely kept quiet. However, he has been tapped to try and swing Gen Z on TikTok, so the gloves are off now. All the rumors are starting to see the light of day. This is most likely why Melania didn't want him to be involved.

13 hours ago, Blotto said:

I guess the Dems can try to counter with Taylor Swift and Beyonce. But lets be honest, are they any match for noted teen heartthrob Barron on the tiktoks,  lurching around as he emulates daddy's jack off dance? I'm getting nervous.

Just look at Barron when he was 9 - he was already a fashion photographer

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So what are the odds that Fat Elvis gets any jail time for his 34 felony convictions? 

38 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can that family do anything that doesn't make your skin crawl?

No.

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52 minutes ago, Bookman said:

So what are the odds that Fat Elvis gets any jail time for his 34 felony convictions? 

About 0%.

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just look at Barron when he was 9 - he was already a fashion photographer

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Enhance......

 

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Enhance....

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Enhance.......

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can that family do anything that doesn't make your skin crawl?

Die? 

9 hours ago, F250 said:

Fuck that little freak and his family. I give zero shits about Barron Von Freakazoid.

 

These were actual children that needed protection.

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Those aren't kids. They're invaders threatening the security of our border. After they drop this whole innocent act, they'll be killing and raping us and polluting our precious bodily fluids. And the Black jobs! Think of all those poor Blacks losing their jobs!

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Die? 

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I was about to type that

Well I saved you a visit from Immasnitch’s new friends. 

7 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

whatever happened to trump's shooter? was there a funeral?

 

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On 8/15/2024 at 2:36 PM, Sawbonz said:

Yes and it sounds like the guy alleging this behavior was his therapist? If so that’s all kinds of fucked up

oh, ooooh my

 

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That photo always infuriates me.  What a fucking asshole.

36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That photo always infuriates me.  What a fucking asshole.

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On 8/16/2024 at 12:00 AM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

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The fact that there is any more than about 10% support for the shit head and his goons to get another term just shows how shitty this country is. 

21 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

The fact that there is any more than about 10% support for the shit head and his goons to get another term just shows how shitty this country is. 

so our entire history up to this point didn't already paint that picture?

Hopefully Harris wins convincingly so we can continue to kick the can, but I still feel like at some point the empowered stupidity/hate that exists is going to have to be dealt with in a much more severe and bleak manner to really send it to the grave.  

28 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hopefully Harris wins convincingly so we can continue to kick the can, but I still feel like at some point the empowered stupidity/hate that exists is going to have to be dealt with in a much more severe and bleak manner to really send it to the grave.  

Change doesn't happen that way - nor do we want it to. It may take a few more generations to unfuck a lot of the racism and hate embedded in our society, but electing a black woman as President certainly moves that boulder forward. I resolved to the fact that I probably won't see a lot of the things I would like to see changed in my lifetime, but as long as we are moving toward them I am content. The second those in power again overwhelmingly listen to smart people instead of the loudest we might move forward faster. For now, I'll accept any progress as a good sign.

41 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Change doesn't happen that way - nor do we want it to. It may take a few more generations to unfuck a lot of the racism and hate embedded in our society, but electing a black woman as President certainly moves that boulder forward. I resolved to the fact that I probably won't see a lot of the things I would like to see changed in my lifetime, but as long as we are moving toward them I am content. The second those in power again overwhelmingly listen to smart people instead of the loudest we might move forward faster. For now, I'll accept any progress as a good sign.

Still, it would be nice to give a Thanos snap of the fingers and get rid of all the racist fuckwads.

Every time I hear someone say Trump’s only policy is to give billionaires huge tax breaks. And they should add - which includes him. He’s only running so he can make millions in unpaid taxes. 

He’s only running to stay out of jail

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19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Yes, Chef!

16 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Every time I hear someone say Trump’s only policy is to give billionaires huge tax breaks. And they should add - which includes him. He’s only running so he can make millions in unpaid taxes. 

You don’t pay taxes if every business venture you start loses money.

13 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

You don’t pay taxes if every business venture you start loses money.

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You don’t pay taxes if every business venture you start loses money.

thats exactly his strategy. He uses a variety of schemes (legal, creative, and illegal) to lose personal revenue, funnel and launder money, and still live in luxury
3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


thats exactly his strategy. He uses a variety of schemes (legal, creative, and illegal) to lose personal revenue, funnel and launder money, and still live in luxury

Don’t give him too much credit. He went bankrupt running a casino. That’s not a strategy that actual smart people use.

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