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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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I once hit a pitching wedge 140 yards.

 

I was about 30 yards off the green and I bladed it...

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The American Kim Jong Il 

 

This bullshit even crosses the line for MAGA golfers. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, it will once Trump cashes out in a month or so.

 

 

So when it’s worth pennies, can we collectively buy a shit ton, mine/sell the data and shut that shit down all Blue-horseshoe Anacott Steel style ? 

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

It’s true, he’s excellent!

 

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50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Have you heard of "a fuckload of complete idiots?"  It's our greatest natural resource.  We have a limitless supply.

...and that is just what is on the surface extracted with traditional primitive methods. Just wait until we start fracking for complete idiots who have no cell phones or computers to out themselves. There is simply no way to overestimate the reverves.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He also calls in his scores, which amazingly are always one stroke under the leader’s score.

It’s like someone created the worst person imaginable, Weird Science style. He is everything that is wrong with everything.

Yeah, there was a recent anecdote where he wasn’t even present for a club tournament. He asked one of the pros what the winning score was. When told the score was 70 or something, he said, “Oh, I shot 69 earlier this week. Put that down” and claimed the championship.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Have you heard of "a fuckload of complete idiots?"  It's our greatest natural resource.  We have a limitless supply.

There’s going to be a lot of incredulous MAGA nitwits losing a fuck-ton of money when that becomes a penny stock the moment Trump and all those in on it sell their shares.

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

It’s true, he’s excellent!

 

Picture of health right there.

24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, there was a recent anecdote where he wasn’t even present for a club tournament. He asked one of the pros what the winning score was. When told the score was 70 or something, he said, “Oh, I shot 69 earlier this week. Put that down” and claimed the championship.

 

There’s going to be a lot of incredulous MAGA nitwits losing a fuck-ton of money when that becomes a penny stock the moment Trump and all those in on it sell their shares.

It will be Hunter Biden's fault.

24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

There’s going to be a lot of incredulous MAGA nitwits losing a fuck-ton of money when that becomes a penny stock the moment Trump and all those in on it sell their shares.

That's a price Trump is willing to have them pay.  So long as he gets his...fucking bribes/illegal campaign contributions from billionaires/foreign powers....that's what's important.  Let's not lose sight of that, patriots.

2 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I posted this in another thread but I have a client who is a huge Trumper.  Like spend New Years at Mar A Lago with him and has golfed with behind his group before.  The guy told me they would watch Trump drive it into the trees or rough out of bounds to the right and then we he would get up to the fairway his caddy would drop a ball about 50 yards further than his actual drive and put it right in the middle of the fairway.  He would also take 6-8 footers as gimmes.  He cheats at golf which I know is shocking to everyone on this board. 

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25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It will be Hunter Biden's fault.

"Oops, sorry, Hunter's giant dong fell out of his pants and hit the SELL button" 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

"Oops, sorry, Hunter's giant dong fell out of his pants and hit the SELL button" 

Nasty Mace be like... 

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3 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I posted this in another thread but I have a client who is a huge Trumper.  Like spend New Years at Mar A Lago with him and has golfed with behind his group before.  The guy told me they would watch Trump drive it into the trees or rough out of bounds to the right and then we he would get up to the fairway his caddy would drop a ball about 50 yards further than his actual drive and put it right in the middle of the fairway.  He would also take 6-8 footers as gimmes.  He cheats at golf which I know is shocking to everyone on this board. 

GF's uncle told a story about a buddy of his in a foursome with dotard.  They watch him tee off, and his ball heads into the trees.  They are looking for the ball.  The buddy is in the trees, looks down and sees a ball with a Trump logo.  As he bends over to pick it up, Trump yells "found it" from the fairway. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

There’s going to be a lot of incredulous MAGA nitwits losing a fuck-ton of money when that becomes a penny stock the moment Trump and all those in on it sell their shares.

I’m gonna laugh when Musk pays him to post exclusively on Twitter, or buys up Truth Social for pennies on the dollar.

I don't understand how you can be aware for a fact that Trump cheats at golf and still support him

Just now, safe sex said:

I don't understand how you can be aware for a fact that Trump cheats at golf and still support him

Add it.  To the fucking.  PILE.

The problem is that there are SO many utterly disqualifying things about Trump that all that signal, when it reaches that density, looks like noise.  It's actually a technique scumbags like him use.  Be so shitty that the opposition can't pick out a clear target.

4 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?

Why did you neg this innocuous post quoting office space? @elfenix

If you don't like office space we are going to have real problems. You are gonna have to start an "adventures of lil hookem4" thread buddy!

54 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

GF's uncle told a story about a buddy of his in a foursome with dotard.  They watch him tee off, and his ball heads into the trees.  They are looking for the ball.  The buddy is in the trees, looks down and sees a ball with a Trump logo.  As he bends over to pick it up, Trump yells "found it" from the fairway. 

Was his caddie named Oddjob?

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

I once hit a pitching wedge 140 yards.

 

I was about 30 yards off the green and I bladed it...


I hit a 3-wood that far. Right down the fairway. Like a boss.

41 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I don't understand how you can be aware for a fact that Trump cheats at golf and still support him

They aren't. No one knows less about Donald Trump than his biggest supporters.

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

They aren't. No one knows less about Donald Trump than his biggest supporters.

They think he's some type of successful businessman for Christ's sake. 

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

They aren't. No one knows less about Donald Trump than his biggest supporters.

This person supposedly has played with him tho?

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Why did you neg this innocuous post quoting office space? @elfenix

If you don't like office space we are going to have real problems. You are gonna have to start an "adventures of lil hookem4" thread buddy!

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8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

SAD!

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Let's take a slightly longer perspective

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4 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Well, yeah, but who the hell is propping it up? 

 

You'd be surprised. Quite a few institutional holders out there. Vanguard WTF.

 

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22 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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Surlyhorns summed up in one post and one response.

 

@elfenix cramming a response and a meme into a neg-rep emoji.  Bravo.

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31 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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Goddammit! Well played sir. How the fuck did I fumble that badly. AMAZING!

If I could rep you more on this, I would. I will find you and I will rep you.

Donald Trump putts like he's trying to bank it off the third rail and through the dinosaurs legs.

I have direct knowledge of Susquehanna being a bunch of fucknuts.  Nobody there has a fucking clue. 

or, at least they didn't 15 years ago. 

Team Dotard wants us to believe that he was there just to support that poor family, and it's just happenstance that a camera crew was there filming everything. 

More believable: That, or Dotard winning 22 golf championships?

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Ok so he likes service members that don’t get captured, calls those who died ‘losers/suckers’, insulted those who “earned” our nation’s highest recognition of valor, and now poses for a thumbs-up photo op in front of a dead trooper’s grave at our nation’s most hallowed ground?

I will never understand how anyone even remotely connected to the military could support that guy.  

Anytime I’m in DC, I have to visit and catch a guard change.  They’ve unfailingly guarded those remains for decades, from ice to hurricanes to blistering summers, walking so precisely the marble is worn by their footsteps.  

In the army, you have a better shot at going from boot to passing RASP (Ranger) to passing the Q course (special forces) to eventually getting selected for Delta than you do getting to wear an Honor Guard badge. 

Once again, dude somehow manages to denigrate people who have a drive that I’ll never be able to fully fathom from the outside…drive to give their lives to save their buddies or to serve a ceremonial role where you don’t even wear rank, silently suffering in the elements to honor others.  
 

/soapbox

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

Ok so he likes service members that don’t get captured, calls those who died ‘losers/suckers’, insulted those who “earned” our nation’s highest recognition of valor, and now poses for a thumbs-up photo op in front of a dead trooper’s grave at our nation’s most hallowed ground?

I will never understand how anyone even remotely connected to the military could support that guy.  

Anytime I’m in DC, I have to visit and catch a guard change.  They’ve unfailingly guarded those remains for decades, from ice to hurricanes to blistering summers, walking so precisely the marble is worn by their footsteps.  

In the army, you have a better shot at going from boot to passing RASP (Ranger) to passing the Q course (special forces) to eventually getting selected for Delta than you do getting to wear an Honor Guard badge. 

Once again, dude somehow manages to denigrate people who have a drive that I’ll never be able to fully fathom from the outside…drive to give their lives to save their buddies or to serve a ceremonial role where you don’t even wear rank, silently suffering in the elements to honor others.  
 

/soapbox

I know a guy that spent some years at that DC marine barracks doing the ceremonial stuff and standing at marine one. He could still do it exactly right all these decades later. Made a “marines for Biden” yard sign in 2020. I suspect he’d love nothing more than to beat the life out of Donald Trump. 

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43 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

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I am 1000 percent confident that when he dies if they charged $20 per person to piss on his grave, we could pay off the national debt within a few months. 

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7 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I am 1000 percent confident that when he dies if they charged $20 per person to piss on his grave, we could pay off the national debt within a few months. 

If it was local, I’d do it every week. And make sure to have asparagus spears the night before. 

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

You'd be surprised. Quite a few institutional holders out there. Vanguard WTF.

 

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Won’t those all have an automatic sell trigger if it drops below a certain point?

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Yeah he looks like a formidable athlete 

Rick Reilly, who I find often insufferable, wrote a great book about DJT cheating at golf. 
 

To me, Trump’s cheating at golf reveals a lot about his supporters.  These are people who don’t wish they were actually good at golf.  They are the type of people who wish they could cheat at golf and say they are good and get away with it. DJT gets to do that and they live vicariously through him.  It’s not even “everyone gets a trophy,” it’s more like “I give myself and no one else a trophy and everyone else has to pretend it’s real.” 
 

It’s a fascinating psychological profile.  

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9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Rick Reilly, who I find often insufferable, wrote a great book about DJT cheating at golf. 
 

To me, Trump’s cheating at golf reveals a lot about his supporters.  These are people who don’t wish they were actually good at golf.  They are the type of people who wish they could cheat at golf and say they are good and get away with it. DJT gets to do that and they live vicariously through him.  It’s not even “everyone gets a trophy,” it’s more like “I give myself and no one else a trophy and everyone else has to pretend it’s real.” 
 

It’s a fascinating psychological profile.  

I think the appeal is simply that these people are losers, and I don't mean that because they can't win at golf or any other type of competition athletic or otherwise.  They are losers because they can't accept responsibility for their own actions or decisions that have put them in a cycle of misery.  This is a consistent theme for not just MAGA people but Republicans in general; there is always someone else to blame, it's never their fault.  These are people without the ability of self reflection or introspection.  

If they have a car accident, suddenly, it's the Federal Government's fault, never mind the fact that you ran a stop sign an hit a truck.  This is the kind of thinking we are dealing with.  These are people that blame everyone but themselves for their lot in life, as if they aren't active participants in their own lives.  Which by the way, lets face it, most American's live a pretty decent existence, the fact of the matter as many of us are ingrates.  

At the end of the day, this doofus appeals to these people because he, like them, thumb's his nose at reality, blames everyone and everything for any of his problems, and never takes any accountability for his actions whatsoever.  In a sense, he's the doofus loser super "hero" that they all aspire to be.  Winning isn't really done on a field, course, or any other venue, it's done thru learning and improving yourself.

I am 1000 percent confident that when he dies if they charged $20 per person to piss on his grave, we could pay off the national debt within a few months. 

No, he gets off on wetworks. While his grave in Queens and realistically a headliner on the piss on grave tour, you hold a huge party then forget about him forever.

This thread pisses me off more than almost any other. Fucking psychotic idiot world we live in. 

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This thread pisses me off more than almost any other. Fucking psychotic idiot world we live in. 

 

why do you hate basketball ?

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Rick Reilly, who I find often insufferable, wrote a great book about DJT cheating at golf. 
 

To me, Trump’s cheating at golf reveals a lot about his supporters.  These are people who don’t wish they were actually good at golf.  They are the type of people who wish they could cheat at golf and say they are good and get away with it. DJT gets to do that and they live vicariously through him.  It’s not even “everyone gets a trophy,” it’s more like “I give myself and no one else a trophy and everyone else has to pretend it’s real.” 
 

It’s a fascinating psychological profile.  

My late father told me I could find out everything I needed to know about a person’s character and honesty by making a five dollar Nassau bet and playing them. 

 

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If it was local, I’d do it every week. And make sure to have asparagus spears the night before. 

 

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

why do you hate basketball ?

 

There's something really annoying about a disgusting fat old man selling pictures of himself looking young and fit. 

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