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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And he's still gonna lose.

Dealin' in multiplication
And they still can't feed everyone

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Uh oh.  Turns out it might be a bit of a problem gathering a bunch of felons together in one place for an awards ceremony.

It surprises me that no one, near that bloated sack of evil, has given a shoulder check in the correct direction.

Disclaimer: towards a soft bed covered in roaches.

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Womp, Womp.  

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He still has a ridiculous payout coming from those 115M shares, but it pleases me greatly  knowing that he's losing hundreds of millions each week as people bail on that shitco before his lockup period expires(9/20). All the dumbfuck trumpers that bought in once the merger was approved in March keep losing their ass as well, which is a nice bonus. Less money for donnie to grift. 

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Seriously, why would the parents even SEND him to NYU? Although I question how he even got in, whatever. That entire state is dead to them, even Ivanka fled for Florida. The kid will be aseriously abused and bullied there. Not that I really care. But you have to think they could have sent the kid to somewhere in Florida, or in NC. Miami is a great education. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Seriously, why would the parents even SEND him to NYU? 

The speculation (at least that I've read somewhere on Surly) is that his dad is an educational snob, that NYU is the closest to an Ivy League school he could get his son into, and Donald has too much ego to send his son somewhere else for college that might be perceived as inferior to NYU.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The speculation (at least that I've read somewhere on Surly) is that his dad is an educational snob, that NYU is the closest to an Ivy League school he could get his son into, and Donald has too much ego to send his son somewhere else for college that might be perceived as inferior to NYU.

Lol. I realize Trump went to Penn, but we all know how that happened and what his grades looked like while he was there. I have a hard time believing they couldn't find another relatively prestigious private school and possibly shoe-horned the kid into there. Northwestern, Brown, etc.

I'll be honest I'm shocked NYU even accepted the kid. 

I've been told New York is a crime infested hell whole that has been overrun by lawless immigrants so I'm surprised he let him go there as well.

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The speculation (at least that I've read somewhere on Surly) is that his dad is an educational snob, that NYU is the closest to an Ivy League school he could get his son into, and Donald has too much ego to send his son somewhere else for college that might be perceived as inferior to NYU.

Not to mention Melania and Barron mostly stayed in NYC while Trump was in office and very likely since.

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

My Sweet Lord. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

SUNY- Binghamton said no thanks 

From what I understand, SUNY schools are pretty pretty good and maybe better than NYU and even Columbia these days.

Also, it's Binghamton U these days.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Womp, Womp.  

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He still has a ridiculous payout coming from those 115M shares, but it pleases me greatly  knowing that he's losing hundreds of millions each week as people bail on that shitco before his lockup period expires(9/20). All the dumbfuck trumpers that bought in once the merger was approved in March keep losing their ass as well, which is a nice bonus. Less money for donnie to grift. 

Hey, stupid Lib, thems unrealized losses.  I don't lose if I don't sell, besides it's like a trump trading collectible that I can show off in my mobile app as a true believer.  That's priceless.  This is the main reason I'm against Kamala and her capital gains tax making me have to sell half of the share I own to pay the tax.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

From what I understand, SUNY schools are pretty pretty good and maybe better than NYU and even Columbia these days.

Also, it's Binghamton U these days.

You are correct, sir. That wasn’t always the case  

When I graduated from SUNY Cortland, it was known as a top party school. 

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

With 16 days to go, it should continue to crater. 

So buy now or wait another week?

...but he was bleeding?

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

@Brisketexan @Ghost of LL Which one of you fuckers put my email on this list?

 

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Wasn't me.

If you are getting lots of emails offering those butt plugs with the furry animal tail attachment, though.....THAT was me.

Will you be able to take unrealized losses as tax breaks if your net worth is under 100 million?

shit, he had probably been claiming unrealized losses for 50 years. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Wasn't me.

If you are getting lots of emails offering those butt plugs with the furry animal tail attachment, though.....THAT was me.

You going to share the link, you selfish bastard? 

6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

@Brisketexan @Ghost of LL Which one of you fuckers put my email on this list?

 

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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

...but he was bleeding?

No such thing as bullet proof.  Bullet resistant.

When do the glasses with plastic shrapnel and maxi pad koozies come out?

Couple of his cult members weren't bulletproof.

7 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

Uh oh.  Turns out it might be a bit of a problem gathering a bunch of felons together in one place for an awards ceremony.

Was it going to be BYOB?

I'm not sure how you could do this, but it would be fricking great if the Maga loons could be convinced that their orange hero is a hostage in Mar-a-lagoo and that they have to storm the place to "free" him.  

34 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not sure how you could do this, but it would be fricking great if the Maga loons could be convinced that their orange hero is a hostage in Mar-a-lagoo and that they have to storm the place to "free" him.  

This idea is a good bad idea.

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15 minutes ago, bolverk said:

This idea is a good bad idea.

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I just like the idea of all that trash running around that place and destroying it.  Though one could argue there is already plenty of trash running around in there now.  

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

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6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. I realize Trump went to Penn, but we all know how that happened and what his grades looked like while he was there. I have a hard time believing they couldn't find another relatively prestigious private school and possibly shoe-horned the kid into there. Northwestern, Brown, etc.

I'll be honest I'm shocked NYU even accepted the kid. 

It doesn't matter where the kid goes. If it's an elitist school he's going to get bullied anyway.

33 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I just like the idea of all that trash running around that place and destroying it.  Though one could argue there is already plenty of trash running around in there now.  

Oh no, I love the idea but, to be honest, I was just looking for an excuse--any excuse really--to post the gif of Aubrey Plaza being her delightfully devilish self and you gave me that excuse. I could've been more clever with my commentary to make it clearer or funnier, but I suspect watching her cute reaction to that stalk-o-sticky-icky momentarily left me without access to my full vocabulary.

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shouldn't the hole be near his ear?

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

I just like the idea of all that trash running around that place and destroying it.  Though one could argue there is already plenty of trash running around in there now.  

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4 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not sure how you could do this, but it would be fricking great if the Maga loons could be convinced that their orange hero is a hostage in Mar-a-lagoo and that they have to storm the place to "free" him.  

 

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The HBO Original documentary STOPPING THE STEAL, directed by Emmy®- winning filmmaker Dan Reed (HBO’s “The Truth vs. Alex Jones”), debuts TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 (9:00-10:29 p.m. ET/PT) on HBO and will be available to stream on Max. 

 

Synopsis: STOPPING THE STEAL is an inside account of President Trump’s challenge to the results of the 2020 presidential election as told by former White House staff and appointees, including former Attorney General William Barr, and elected Republican officials in Arizona and Georgia who resisted pressure to change the results of the vote in their states. 

 

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Recounted in detail by former staff members of the Trump Administration, Republican political appointees, and elected state officials, STOPPING THE STEAL tracks the evolution of the movement to discredit the American election starting as early as July 2020 when the legitimacy of the election process began to be publicly questioned. Unfolding chronologically through to January 6, 2021, when an angry mob stormed the U.S. Capitol, the film explores the debunked claims of a stolen election including accusations of ballot tampering, alleged voting by illegal immigrants and deceased individuals, and hacking or malfunction of Dominion Voting Systems’ electronic ballot machines. As President Trump’s supporters pressure officials in Arizona and Georgia responsible for ratifying the count, Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger recalls when he was told to find 11,000 additional votes for Trump, and Arizona Speaker of the House of Representatives Rusty Bowers describes getting a call from the White House urging him to further investigate the Maricopa County vote results despite any proof of malfeasance. STOPPING THE STEAL is a clear-eyed account of Republican officials who stood firmly by their principles often at great personal cost.

 

Featured Participants: Former U.S. Attorney General, William Barr (2019-2020); Vice President Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff, Marc Short (2019-2021); White House Director of Strategic Communications, Alyssa Farah Griffin (2020); Counsel to Mike Pence, Greg Jacob (2020-2021); Maricopa County Board of Supervisors appointees Clint Hickman, Steve Gallardo, and Bill Gates; Maricopa County recorder, Adrian Fontes (2017-2021); Trump campaign and White House official, Stephanie Grisham (2015-2021); Arizona Attorney General, Mark Brnovich (2015-2023); Arizona Representative, Mark Finchem (2015-2023); Arizona House of Representatives speaker, Rusty Bowers (2019-2023); Georgia Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger; Georgia Election Operations Manager, Gabriel Sterling; Trump attorney Dr. John Eastman (2020-2021); “QAnon Shaman,” Jacob Chansley; Arizona resident and videographer, Marko Trickovic. 

 

 

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15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Was it going to be BYOB?

Understand Captain America GIF

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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Recounted in detail by former staff members of the Trump Administration, Republican political appointees, and elected state officials, STOPPING THE STEAL tracks the evolution of the movement to discredit the American election starting as early as July 2020 when the legitimacy of the election process began to be publicly questioned. Unfolding chronologically through to January 6, 2021, when an angry mob stormed the U.S. Capitol, the film explores the debunked claims of a stolen election including accusations of ballot tampering, alleged voting by illegal immigrants and deceased individuals, and hacking or malfunction of Dominion Voting Systems’ electronic ballot machines. As President Trump’s supporters pressure officials in Arizona and Georgia responsible for ratifying the count, Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger recalls when he was told to find 11,000 additional votes for Trump, and Arizona Speaker of the House of Representatives Rusty Bowers describes getting a call from the White House urging him to further investigate the Maricopa County vote results despite any proof of malfeasance. STOPPING THE STEAL is a clear-eyed account of Republican officials who stood firmly by their principles often at great personal cost.

 

Featured Participants: Former U.S. Attorney General, William Barr (2019-2020); Vice President Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff, Marc Short (2019-2021); White House Director of Strategic Communications, Alyssa Farah Griffin (2020); Counsel to Mike Pence, Greg Jacob (2020-2021); Maricopa County Board of Supervisors appointees Clint Hickman, Steve Gallardo, and Bill Gates; Maricopa County recorder, Adrian Fontes (2017-2021); Trump campaign and White House official, Stephanie Grisham (2015-2021); Arizona Attorney General, Mark Brnovich (2015-2023); Arizona Representative, Mark Finchem (2015-2023); Arizona House of Representatives speaker, Rusty Bowers (2019-2023); Georgia Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger; Georgia Election Operations Manager, Gabriel Sterling; Trump attorney Dr. John Eastman (2020-2021); “QAnon Shaman,” Jacob Chansley; Arizona resident and videographer, Marko Trickovic. 

 

 

No one who needs to see this will see it.

 

 

15 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

No one who needs to see this will see it.

Those who need to see this won’t care. 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Those who need to see this won’t care. 

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Truth.

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Those who need to see this won’t care. 

Wrong.  They will see it.....and think it's awesome.

18 hours ago, HornPhD said:

 

When I graduated from SUNY Cortland...

Man I didn't even know that subway stops had colleges in them. 

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