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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Evidence in January 6 case against Trump could be released before election under new schedule

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/05/politics/january-6-case-evidence-release

This is gonna be fun.  Because of the immunity ruling, there will have to be an evidentiary hearing where the government essentially brings forth all of its evidence, ahead of trial, so that it can be examined to see if it wanders into immunity territory.  Trump is going to wind up hating the fuck out of that, as likely would any defendant.

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

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5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

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5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is gonna be fun.  Because of the immunity ruling, there will have to be an evidentiary hearing where the government essentially brings forth all of its evidence, ahead of trial, so that it can be examined to see if it wanders into immunity territory.  Trump is going to wind up hating the fuck out of that, as likely would any defendant.

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

It's terrible to be sure.  But we have a SCOTUS that cranks out dogshit decisions faster than a dog cranks out actual dogshit, so....yeah, I'm still sticking with Bruen, which is perhaps the most tortured, unsupported and unsupportable pieces of legal "reasoning" I've ever read.  It creates the dumbest of all possible standards out of whole cloth, and THEN proceeds to utterly ignore the standard, taking a prooftexting approach that ignores any evidence of historical regulations that don't fit with the SCOTUS's pre-ordained outcome.  It's breathtakingly bad.  Like, it will be this century's Dred Scott-level bad.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he’s a complete fucking idiot ….

 

He can spew his idiocy to the Cletuses at his rallies and they eat it up.  The people at the NY Econ Club must just be sitting there going "this guy is the dumbest person in this room by a factor of 10."

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

He can spew his idiocy to the Cletuses at his rallies and they eat it up.  The people at the NY Econ Club must just be sitting there going "this guy is the dumbest person in this room by a factor of 10."

And yet, the vast majority will vote for him (and probably contribute to his campaign).

7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

It is. Those decisions are all horrible, but the decision to give the president immunity from crimes is special and belongs all by itself.

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2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

And yet, the vast majority will vote for him (and probably contribute to his campaign).

Because, as smart as they are, their vote only boils down to one thing: 

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If they think a Trump tax cut for the rich will save them $1000, that's more than good enough to say fuck everyone and everything else. Shit, they'd do it for a $20.

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

I don't mean ideologically.   Set aside for a moment whether you want Trump to have any kind of immunity.  

You give him some, you give him a lot, but the notion that EVIDENCE of immune acts can't be used to prove, say motive or intent to commit non-immune crimes is astonishing.  Without precedent in sovereign immunity law.

And leads us to this:  forcing the government to reveal all of its evidence pre-trial.  Which sucks for the government, big time, but is also quite embarrassing for the defendant who has no opportunity at that point to vindicate him or herself.  

Dumb. Unnecessary. Unprecedented.  Unworkable.

Breuen is up there, though.

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So, walked home from work today, which took me right up 5th by Trump Tower. Post "assassination attempt" there are tons of barricades there. Trump is a real fucking tough guy. Cannot wait for everyone associated with the orange shitgibbon to leave New York City permanantly. Fuck the whole family.

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4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, walked home from work today, which took me right up 5th by Trump Tower. Post "assassination attempt" there are tons of barracades there. Trump is a real fucking tough guy. Cannot wait for everyone associated with the orange shitgibbon to leave New York City permanantly. Fuck the whole family.

Was hoping you'd say you copped a squat in the near vicinity or upper-deckered a toilet somewhere inside, but that would be unladylike.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't mean ideologically.   Set aside for a moment whether you want Trump to have any kind of immunity.  

You give him some, you give him a lot, but the notion that EVIDENCE of immune acts can't be used to prove, say motive or intent to commit non-immune crimes is astonishing.  Without precedent in sovereign immunity law.

And leads us to this:  forcing the government to reveal all of its evidence pre-trial.  Which sucks for the government, big time, but is also quite embarrassing for the defendant who has no opportunity at that point to vindicate him or herself.  

Dumb. Unnecessary. Unprecedented.  Unworkable.

Breuen is up there, though.

I was speaking jurisprudentially but ideologically works too. 
 

It’s like a Rogue’s Gallery and choosing the worst is virtually impossible. 

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6 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

You forgot Heller, Shelby County v. Holder, NFIB v. Sebelius, Trump v. Hawaii, Janus, and a whole pile of shit that I can't even think about right now. 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was hoping you'd say you copped a squat in the near vicinity or upper-deckered a toilet somewhere inside, but that would be unladylike.

Not so fast.

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6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Because, as smart as they are, their vote only boils down to one thing: 

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If they think a Trump tax cut for the rich will save them $1000, that's more than good enough to say fuck everyone and everything else. Shit, they'd do it for a $20.

Oh, you’ve met my sister and BIL?

This is gonna be fun.  Because of the immunity ruling, there will have to be an evidentiary hearing where the government essentially brings forth all of its evidence, ahead of trial, so that it can be examined to see if it wanders into immunity territory.  Trump is going to wind up hating the fuck out of that, as likely would any defendant.
Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

Trump was not doing his duty on January 6. Beyond being negligent in his constitutional duty of protecting this country from insurgents, he orchestrated efforts to remain in power even though he knew he lost. He encouraged the insurgency. We know this. The GOP know that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the GOP make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.

Has Dan BongoDingoAteMyBaby ever gone one minute without referencing his previous role as a federal cop? 

14 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Man I didn't even know that subway stops had colleges in them. 

That would be the Cortlandt station. I’m pretty sure there was a Trump University campus there, though.

When I was at Cortland the university, the bars had dime drafts and 25 cent pitchers on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, respectively. 

14 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

So many years later I’m still amazed that Leegin isn’t at the top of these lists. That’s when everyone should have seen what the Roberts court would be. They got the judges they wanted, and started lining up cases, and the entire power structure and pricing logic of the consumer economy gets upended, out of nowhere, with the stroke of a pen. 
All the bitching about producers role in inflation the last couple years and it seems like nobody recalls what made it possible. 
Insane.

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8 hours ago, GopherRock said:

You forgot Heller, Shelby County v. Holder, NFIB v. Sebelius, Trump v. Hawaii, Janus, and a whole pile of shit that I can't even think about right now. 

I said etc., etc.

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8 hours ago, GopherRock said:

You forgot Heller, Shelby County v. Holder, NFIB v. Sebelius, Trump v. Hawaii, Janus, and a whole pile of shit that I can't even think about right now. 

And don’t forget Haley v. United States. Haley 7, United States nothing!

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

And don’t forget Haley v. United States. Haley 7, United States nothing!

Should we work up a #6 on 'em?

15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

“ Duped? How could that be? This is not a children’s cancer charity or a Trump University” - Doddard’s  Investors, probably. 

Morning Joe is listening in on the appeal hearing in the E. Jean Carroll case.  D. John Sauer is dotard's mouthpiece and sounds like he's been taking vocal lessons from JFK Jr.  and the fast talker from the old FedEx commercials. 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Morning Joe is listening in on the appeal hearing in the E. Jean Carroll case.  D. John Sauer is dotard's mouthpiece and sounds like he's been taking vocal lessons from JFK Jr.  and the fast talker from the old FedEx commercials. 

Should be an interesting outcome.  Jury verdicts are pretty often inviolable on appeal, but the evidence was pretty skimpy.  And the judge had to make some evidentiary rulings based on some new "rape shield" type laws that he might not have gotten right.

ETA:  Don't be too surprised if it is reversed.  But not because the Second Circuit is in Trump's pocket.  There are some unusual aspects to the case.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Should be an interesting outcome.  Jury verdicts are pretty often inviolable on appeal, but the evidence was pretty skimpy.  And the judge had to make some evidentiary rulings based on some new "rape shield" type laws that he might not have gotten right.

Oh, good.

15 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, walked home from work today, which took me right up 5th by Trump Tower. Post "assassination attempt" there are tons of barricades there. Trump is a real fucking tough guy. Cannot wait for everyone associated with the orange shitgibbon to leave New York City permanantly. Fuck the whole family.

Barron is going to NYU. Now's the time to seduce him as an older lady of experience. Get on the inside. 

33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Barron is going to NYU. Now's the time to seduce him as an older lady of experience. Get on the inside. 

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PW: Filthy Maga! You filthy fucking Maga! You racist pig. You misogynist fuck! I'm going to fuck the Maga out of you!

BT: Well, that's not so easy.

PW: You want to fuck me like your family fucked my country? Yeah, take it, Maga. Take it. Fuck me, you Maga bastard! Fuck me like Trumpies fuck my people!
Barron, son of Donald!

BT: Keep my father out of it, will you?

 

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20 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

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PW: Filthy Maga! You filthy fucking Maga! You racist pig. You misogynist fuck! I'm going to fuck the Maga out of you!

BT: Well, that's not so easy.

PW: You want to fuck me like your family fucked my country? Yeah, take it, Maga. Take it. Fuck me, you Maga bastard! Fuck me like Trumpies fuck my people!
Barron, son of Donald!

BT: Keep my father out of it, will you?

 

YGIFs lives?

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Barron is going to NYU. Now's the time to seduce him as an older lady of experience. Get on the inside. 

 

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

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PW: Filthy Maga! You filthy fucking Maga! You racist pig. You misogynist fuck! I'm going to fuck the Maga out of you!

BT: Well, that's not so easy.

PW: You want to fuck me like your family fucked my country? Yeah, take it, Maga. Take it. Fuck me, you Maga bastard! Fuck me like Trumpies fuck my people!
Barron, son of Donald!

BT: Keep my father out of it, will you?

 

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this man needs to be in a jail cell …

 

So he's gonna be sentenced to jail on my birthday? Great news, assuming we still have a country, that is.

Our judicial system is so fucking feckless 

Before anyone gets any ideas, I'm gonna file a bar complaint against the next lawyer I see say something like "the only acceptable remedy is at the ballot box." 

rewatching Dexter and suddenly he seems like the likely outcome of this broken system. what a fucking joke. I feel bad for people who spend their working careers furthering and defending this abomination. well, maybe I don't because they chose that path. gross

30 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

rewatching Dexter and suddenly he seems like the likely outcome of this broken system. what a fucking joke. I feel bad for people who spend their working careers furthering and defending this abomination. well, maybe I don't because they chose that path. gross

You're saying all lawyers are going to end up sad lumberjacks not being able to practice law in the forest? I'm not going to lie, the comparison here isn't entirely clear to me. Then again, I stopped watching that shitshow after season 3. 

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